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Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #330 on: June 10, 2018, 04:11:22 AM »
Our laundry room is inside the bathroom. I once surreptitiously put peanut butter on the inside of clothes dryer handle to find out who was stealing my clothes.  I figured they'd get their hand gooey and smell like peanut butter if they stole my clothes again.  But, I didn't anticipate the peanut butter, resembling vomit, would slink down all over the front of the clothes dryer once it warmed up.  But it did, because I heard a houseguest use the bathroom and get grossed out.  I slinked in there and cleaned it all up fast and disappeared before she came right back with the landlady to investigate.  Good times.

Only the existence of soap and water stopped that from being a fiendishly brilliant plan, Moriarty.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #331 on: June 10, 2018, 04:11:34 AM »
I like to fart on elevators.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #332 on: June 10, 2018, 04:35:47 PM »
I like drinking Budweiser while working in the yard when it is hot.


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« Reply #333 on: June 10, 2018, 04:52:20 PM »
I like to fart on elevators.

I like to fart on single mothers.


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« Reply #334 on: June 10, 2018, 04:53:01 PM »
I like to fart on single mothers.

#Legacy

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #335 on: June 11, 2018, 02:46:59 AM »
Only the existence of soap and water stopped that from being a fiendishly brilliant plan, Moriarty.
She doesn't wash her hands!  There is literally no soap in the bathroom.  She had a stroke, and can't use one hand, not even as a stump.  I suspect that's why she doesn't wash up and why she tries to make everyone else unwashed.  No problem stealing clothes, though, lol.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #336 on: June 12, 2018, 11:13:04 PM »
Killed a crow today. Wasn't intentional, I shot it with a low powered pellet rifle from about 20 ft. They've been dive bombing Vera lately so I thought I'd take a casual shot at it as he? sitting up on the electrical wire over the back yard. Fell straight down to my deck, freaked out for a few seconds and began to assume room temperature. His friends seem to be staying away, for now.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #337 on: June 13, 2018, 01:02:05 AM »
Time for the blender. That'll give them something to talk about.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #338 on: June 13, 2018, 06:39:59 AM »
Time for the blender. That'll give them something to talk about.

Halfway House Hijinks.  Tell us MooooooaaR

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #339 on: November 24, 2018, 08:33:59 PM »
The Big Chicken doesn't care much for Spooky Tim's show.   

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #340 on: January 23, 2019, 10:21:41 PM »
One of my favored hobbies is to reply to forum posts with one hand, one mouse, and one click.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #341 on: January 23, 2019, 10:25:18 PM »
The Big Chicken doesn't care much for Spooky Tim's show.


#MeToo

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #342 on: January 24, 2019, 12:01:42 AM »
One of my favored hobbies is to reply to forum posts with one hand, one mouse, and one click.

# WeKnow
# HandTwoUnderDesk
# FapFapFap

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #343 on: January 24, 2019, 03:26:43 AM »


Apogees...



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« Reply #344 on: January 24, 2019, 09:28:25 PM »

#MeToo

#MeThree to be honest.   Just too much jaw jaw blab blab with no guest.   

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« Reply #345 on: January 25, 2019, 04:04:53 AM »

#MeToo
Guess you had an off night, BJQ.  Hey, it happens.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #346 on: January 25, 2019, 11:49:19 AM »
Where is everyone ?
This site has slowed down somewhat.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #347 on: January 25, 2019, 02:04:20 PM »
Where is everyone ?
This site has slowed down somewhat.

Send us Pud to kick around. ;D

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #348 on: January 25, 2019, 02:10:35 PM »
Send us Pud to kick around. ;D
Ha!  It is hard to believe he isn't busy bloviating somewhere.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #349 on: January 25, 2019, 02:12:13 PM »
Ha!  It is hard to believe he isn't busy bloviating somewhere.

I think I broke the poor bastid...my bad... ::)

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« Reply #350 on: January 26, 2019, 01:00:08 AM »
# WeKnow
# HandTwoUnderDesk
# FapFapFap
# That is funny...

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #351 on: January 26, 2019, 01:53:32 AM »
I think I broke the poor bastid...my bad...

This guy’s in love with the smell of his own farts. ::)

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« Reply #352 on: January 26, 2019, 11:26:14 AM »
This guy’s in love with the smell of his own farts. ::)
Laura must be unusually tolerant. ::)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #353 on: January 26, 2019, 11:28:17 AM »
Laura must be unusually tolerant. ::)

I know you’re a moron but I was talking about you...and you don’t have a girlfriend. If you did she’d be alone pretty much all the time while you spend all day and night shitting up this forum with your nonsense.

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« Reply #354 on: January 26, 2019, 11:52:40 AM »
I know you’re a moron but I was talking about you...and you don’t have a girlfriend.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #355 on: January 26, 2019, 02:06:58 PM »
If paladin1991 took a nap & never woke up again. It wouldn't bother me.

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« Reply #356 on: January 26, 2019, 02:08:43 PM »
heh...


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« Reply #357 on: January 26, 2019, 04:21:21 PM »
If paladin1991 took a nap & never woke up again. It wouldn't bother me.

Yeah, he’s another disappointment that turned out to be just a poser like metron.

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #358 on: January 26, 2019, 04:24:12 PM »
Yeah, he’s another disappointment that turned out to be just a poser like metron.

Funny how when you're not accusing me of playing "moderator" here, you swing right back into...playing moderator here... ::)

Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« Reply #359 on: January 26, 2019, 04:26:42 PM »
Funny how when you're not accusing me of playing "moderator" here, you swing right back into...playing moderator here... ::)


By commenting on what an idiot you are?! Aw! Is it gonna cry? :D