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George did rate his pain above ten out of ten.


That was entirely the fault of the incompetent and likely negligent so called medical staff who don't consider the management of his pain as they do whatever it is they do on patients. I'm surprised though he didn't guide them gently in their diagnosis and prognosis as he was reading medical journals aged three.

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Is this Myke's infamous "loving Laura" who prefers being tossed around hotel rooms? Inquiring minds and all of that...

Yes. The side boob queen.

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Really? A 10? I wiped my bike out at 150 in shorts, a T-shirt and no helmet (yes, for those of you keeping track- that explains alot). I went to the hospital laying in the back of my fathers van. Broke my arm and walked to the hospital, was stabbed in the hand and drove myself.

A few months back... Kidney stones. I called an ambulance (for the first time in my life). When the attendant asked the level of pain, I think I replied with 7. I knew there is worse pain. Although I was tempted to answer with "10, you idiot. Why do you think I called an ambulance", I recognized that giving the answer 10 leaves you nowhere to go. If the pain gets worse, how do you communicate it on a scale of 1-10 when you are already maxed out?

10... And he is driving around and eating at starbucks today. Did the ass ever get his taxpayer provided cleaner? If not, are we possibly back on that scam again? Is he hoping they give him oxy and he can get it provided by the taxpayer and then sell it on the mean streets of Martinez? What is the whale up to this time...


It just goes to show what a trooper he is.. A ten nudging twelve one day and making the arduous Starbucks/free wi fi 'haul' the next day. Not many mere mortals could do that.

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Bless me, I stand corrected!  Ted it was.  Never was there such a beater for scaring up those stubborn little birdies.


I love the bit at the end: "You heard what I said"..  ;)

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Miracles are real!

Just a few hours ago our chubby cheeked little muffin buddy was strapped to a hospital gurney in hideous pain that he described to the attending doctor to be beyond a 10! For a while it appeared we were going to lose our little friend, sadness and remorse was everywhere.

BUT this morning we find our miraculously cured little trooper sailing down the freeway with the lovely Kathy on their way to Starbucks for treats and some of that free WiFi!

Thank you  mr jeezus!




Oh bless, George can tick another box off.. "I hadn't seen a car wreck on the back of a truck until today".

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Oh that was a flimsy cover story to make him seem marriageable.  I'm pretty sure it was the thought of Alec the gamekeeper's muffins that kept him up anight.

Ted.. The gamekeeper is called Ted, this was a documentary made on SV's splendid estate a few years back.. SV's real name is revealed...Watch to the end though...That is REAL devotion.


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It does explain many things.  Like him having to make his own muffins.  Remember those he showed with the gravel in bottoms?  With all the belt tightening, he had to
terminate Paulina the cook and send her back to Krakow.   :'(

He didn't tell you why she had to go back then? Oh...  :-\

I've said too much.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 11:45:46 AM »
Why donít you go the distance and explain what you mean by that?


Sigh, why do I need to do everything for you?

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"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

That last part. Explain to me how encouraging and accepting interference from a foreign power fulfills that? How does getting his various current and former staff members to lie (And provable) fulfill that ? How does telling the Russian ambassador and foreign minister in the oval office about an embedded agent in ISIS fulfil that? How does countermanding the recommendation of ALL the US security agencies to not give Kushner a security clearance (Because he's a security risk) fulfil that? And admitting to firing Comey because he wouldn't promise to stop looking into Flynn (Who was deemed a security risk before being appointed the NSA),  fulfil that?

There's lots more of course.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 11:08:23 AM »
Please, point out the perjury for us.

I did.. His oath of office.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 11:07:03 AM »
I donít think you do. I really donít. ::) ::)



Oh goody.. You proved my point!  ;D


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 11:06:18 AM »

Guilty of what? Be specific.


Oh how about perjury.. When he took the oath of office. It doesn't say "I promise to make the position of potus work for me and my family financially"

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Your issue is with Mr. Coward (who will, doubtless, be amazed at what weather weenies his countrymen have become), not me -- I suggest you look him up at the Savoy in the sky and set him to rights.


I can't afford the heady heights of the Savoy. SV can of course because he was born into money...That he squandered it on gambling, biker gangs and distilling ethanol for public consumption sort of cramped that avenue.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 11:01:28 AM »
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island. ::) ::)

P.S. They should really do that with the Clintons, et al. ;)


You're okay then with all the former Trump associates being imprisoned or indicted? Who do you think they were working for?  ::)  You know right that Trump is named as a co-conspirator with Cohen? Do you know what conspiracy means ricky?

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Can't we crowdfund an inexpensive assassin to end this misery once and for all? Do the people of Martinez really need this glazed ham waddling around sucking up resources that could be spent on deserving people? Fuck Senda with a flagpole covered in barbed wire. Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!!

How inexpensive? Asking for a friend.  8)

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Unbelievable, Safeway should know to turn off the music when George comes in.


Don't they know who he is? Seriously?  :o

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Not to hear them tell it.  Though the English are effete/They're quite impervious to heat etc. etc.

I don't know where that unflappable reputation comes from -- I've always thought they should be classed among the excitable Mediterranean races.


Just to clear something up...The British weather (It doesn't have a climate as such, just weather. And Scotland's weather changes in the space of 30 minutes) is a pre-occupation of the average Brit (Especially the effete Southerners who live south of Watford Gap) to the exclusion of almost anything else. It can be used as a chat up line, a means of starting a fight, deciding what to eat.. It is also ALWAYS too cold or too hot. It is never 'just right'. For example here in Sacramento today it is going to hit 99, clearly far too hot, it's been as high as 105 last week, which is worse. In the two months of winter, it gets down to the mid 40's on some days (But no snow of course) and that is clearly far too cold.

I hope that explains things.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 23, 2019, 12:40:36 AM »
Innocence or guilt. Those are your two choices. Pick one!

Oh he's guilty.. No question. And when all the players in the Trump circus are tied down to a rack with their toe nails ripped off and teeth pulled they'll 'remember' all the things they forgot or lied about when they were interviewed previously (That too is in the report natch) , and discover they're not the clever and arrogant cunts they thought they were.

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I was talking to my mother on the phone when I hit refresh and laughed. I opted to turn laughter into a cough to avoid having to try to explain the Sendapotoamus comp pictures.

Very nice.  :)


Explain...to your own mother? How? Seriously, how? To your mother? There are some on here who can't explain to their spouses. But your mother?

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... For a hippopotamus...
Please pay attention to the colour, shape and curves of the hippo in the background when comparing the Sendapotamusô.


Uncanny...


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... For a hippopotamus...





C'mon of the two, the hippo has the sex appeal, am I right?

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Who is going to tell/warn them about how this won't end well?

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Its sad to see these new uninformed sock puppets show up in Sendas chat.

Not so much sock puppets , but woefully naive in the workings (Yeah I know) of the Senda philosophy.

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Does Jimbo know Senda like we do? It seems not.

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tummy!

 


That's some serious calorie and high fat content storage in that there flesh bubba.

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"screaming in pain"

"it hurts to go to the bathroom"

"i sleep on a sofa bed"

"i almost died from a sinus infection"

All these classic lines of dialogue and much much more can be found in almost any youtube video from Sendaproductions incô..

Don't miss out, they're selling fast. Buy now and avoid disappointment.

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Now you tell me. Is my liver supposed to fall out when I pass gas?

If you still have a liver after drinking IPA, yes. It's all good.

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Sounds good but the thirgd rule of Stuborness states that Senda will always reset back to his original factory settings. No amount of evidence will ever change a belief that Senda has, I discuss this in a little video I call  "Not even George Senda can change George Senda's mind."





It's so much more appealing when Senda fills his pie hole and starts eating before he starts broadcasting. It adds that authentic disgusting pile of shitty filth ambiance.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 22, 2019, 07:25:10 PM »


libel detected


Sue me Mike... double dare you.  ;D

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 22, 2019, 07:24:17 PM »
Absolutely! It substantively proved president Trumpís innocence.


No it didn't..

The exact words used by Mueller in a press conference no less were:


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The order appointing the Special Counsel authorized us to investigate actions that could obstruct the investigation. And we conducted that investigation and we kept the Office of the Acting Attorney General apprised of the progress of our work.

And as set forth in the report after that investigation, if we had had confidence that the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so.

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I want everyone to realize that George is one of my most behated characters on BellGab.  Iím sire Iím not alone.  I hope the gifting dolt lives forever. 
P.S. I blame the wine.
P.P.S. Vanilla extract and half and half is excellent.  Especially when compared to isopropyl alcohol, yuck. 
P.P.P.S.  My tummy hurts.


Oh don't drink that...Not good. A press assistant at a plant that was connected with a firm I worked, put Isopropanol in a carton of orange juice on a regular basis, he was dead in six months.

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