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Has George finally grown sick of Cornelius? After months(years?) of encouraging listeners to sign his petition for a pardon, George asked him why he was sent to prison in the first place. Instead of answering directly he gave some long convoluted story. George seemed a bit annoyed and actually pressed for a straight answer at which point he admitted to threatening to kill a prison warden. He claimed he was innocent but "gave up" because he was being threatened. At which point Noory said he and Tommy would have to investigate further before he could endorse a pardon

Did I hear frequent caller Tom/Joe in the Bronx suggest chemtrails are being used on Australia to make the desert less inhabitable to snakes, resulting in an increase in land value?

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: May 22, 2019, 04:42:11 PM »
I've never heard anyone here say Diana like that. Sounds like something they might say over there on the East coast.
On Doc Martin, the (Cornish?) locals pronounce the character's name Louisa as "Louis-er"

If only they made t-shirts with the same colorful patterns as casino carpets/bus seats

Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
« on: May 19, 2019, 02:31:41 PM »
Can anybody give a basic gestalt of what happened? Were dick pix involved?

Technology / Re: Windows 10
« on: May 18, 2019, 04:56:29 PM »
I like Firefox, but not sure if it has an online word processing program/storage.
Have you tried OpenOffice Portable? Put it on a thumb drive so you can use it on other computers.
To block/disable cookies(They're still on you're computer, but to the websites you visit you're a blank slate) I use a Firefox extension called QuickJava. You can toggle cookies, Javascript, flash, GIF animations,  images on and off with one click rather than digging through menus. Unfortunately it only works on FF version 57 or less

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
« on: May 17, 2019, 01:11:39 PM »
Clyde Lewis is broadcasting his show live tonight from a UFOFest in Oregon.
Noory didn't bother to go to that one? But I see George Knapp, Bob Lazar, and Peter Davenport are guests listed...
Noorynomics 101: George gets a bigger piece of the pie with the Dannheiser Wagner invasions than the woo-woo shows where he's just another jabronie

"F*!k tha G ride, I want the machines that are makin' em." - George S. Noory

By the way is it true that, generally, at least for sweet corn, there is only one ear on a stalk?
Generally yes, 1 ear per plant is optimal. Sometimes you'll get 1 medium sized ear and a stunted second ear(usually with no seed) and rarely a mutant plant with 2 decent sized ears(more common in heavy fertilized commercial or "feed corn") but the seed quality is pretty poor

Making an unscheduled landing in my corn field

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
« on: May 15, 2019, 12:42:31 PM »
Last night Clyde got snippy with a frequent caller who, as always, wanted to get into his atheist arguments and Clyde said something like (araphrased) "I'm not George Norry and I want to have a conversation and I will reply to you. But I'm not just going to let you say your same talking-points and rants.  The subject tonight is not..."
That was C2C lolcow Walt in PA. He even made sure he dropped Noory's name twice like we're supposed to be impressed. Did you notice Clyde made a little dig at Noory, asking him if he responded "uh-huh,uh-huh"? I don't think he'd be doing that if he was still with Premiere

The guy derailed the off-the-grid guy's interview(last night's C2C) with his life story and shoe-horning in an irrelevant story about how John Wayne was an atheist..and of course George just let him ramble on and on

How much bitterness we should set aside.
Will you ever forgive George Noory?

Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: May 13, 2019, 05:02:04 PM »
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!

Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: May 12, 2019, 04:12:41 PM »
Okay, now you're just being unkind.
Drops and breaks laptops
E-begs susscribers to pay for his mistake
Overpays for a label-whore laptop when a regular brand laptop would be just as good if not better.
Pretty close if you ask me

I'm always wary of people that are a little too enthusiastic about true-crime. Like maybe somebody should check their crawlspace for hitchhikers or something.

Not too impressed by the little tantrum over the trial-by-media caller either

Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: May 11, 2019, 12:21:35 PM »
Why not just give the ice cream away to a roomie or co-worker?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2019, 09:55:06 AM »
What happened to the big MITD fan meet-n-greet Dave and Karen Jackson were planning? They said spring 2019 but summer's a month away

Random Topics / Re: Dynamo Hum & damon
« on: May 10, 2019, 12:32:59 PM »
Any suggestions of biker gangs and/or SWATting?

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: May 09, 2019, 11:50:36 AM »
De-cloaking could potentially lead to their social credit score plumetting

That might be the best troll I've ever seen on the internet. 
Taking an angle grinder to Falkie's bed inside his tinder box/apartment was the cherry on top

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: May 05, 2019, 02:20:24 PM »
What bitrate was that?
192k. Each show was over 300mb

Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: May 03, 2019, 01:35:47 PM »

Why was George's video singing Elvis removed by youtube for "violating YouTube's Terms of Service"? Did Priscilla complain?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
« on: April 30, 2019, 01:38:06 PM »
This is utter speculation but I have a feeling there was some behind the scenes drama going on

George Corleone finds out about LMH's original (unauthorized?)appearance on Knapp's weekend show gets pissed and cancels it. A big brouhaha ensues, cue ultimatums, "I'm too old for this shit" etc

LMH basically retires from radio interviews, claiming they take too much prep time(but then does 2 shows in 48h)
LMH unceremoniously dumped from C2C with no big farewell show with George but is allowed a final half segment on Knapp's weekend show

George, Tommy and staff (assume four total) have to travel and stay a couple nights, so figure another $5K.
$5K? staff? nope Tommy and Jorch nuts-to-butts at the nearest Motel 6, $69/night

Radio and Podcasts / Re: HEATHER IS LOVE
« on: April 29, 2019, 05:17:39 PM »
LOL.  Yes, yes there is.  How were you able to get that far into the video?  Ear plugs?

Patrick's probably there as a tribute to Heater's multitude of gay and Dirty Dancing fans.
I have a theory that Miller is actually a brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque troll. Little clues like the "Pedro" swatting/welfare check and now the juxtaposition of the stripper and drag queen pics(ie the old "she's a dude" rumors) make me think he might not be a sincere fan.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: HEATHER IS LOVE
« on: April 29, 2019, 01:29:30 PM »
Why is there a picture of Patrick Swayze in drag at 2:47?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: April 28, 2019, 02:54:36 PM »
Of course, it was some health product being sold on MitD that completely cured her migraines, but it obviously didn't cure her continuing flakiness and well established "no show" record now. ;)
Actually from the time she took over MITD up to Art's death(2yrs 4mos), she took less time off than her successor took in his first 6 months

Another fine show.
Are you a coast insider or do you listen live? I thought the 2nd guest was a bit yell-y, he sounded more like a caller

I really enjoyed your Pahrump travelogue, Miller. Although I couldn't help feeling a bit sad that the Yoda toy and Coldplay CD are probably melting in the Nevada sun.

You mentioned calling Art, do you remember the date or who the guest was?

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