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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The General Musings of Rally Squirrel
« on: June 04, 2019, 01:46:14 AM »
i may start reviewing George Senda's reviewers reviews.

heh heh, for whatever reason, that reminds me of this:


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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
« on: June 04, 2019, 01:41:52 AM »
I'm concerned you don't have one of those blue check marks like Katy Perry does.

heh heh

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
« on: June 04, 2019, 01:39:57 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Will I go to hell if I masturbate while thinking about ErinnF?

Thanks,

LonelyinWisconsin

If you're masturbating to that, it's possible you're already in hell.

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Not many get a musical tribute from MV!

And the music cost meh $2.99!

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
« on: June 03, 2019, 10:59:08 AM »
Liberace, if a laptop doesn't support Bluetooth, are there any possible workarounds? I'd like to use a Bluetooth headset, without inserting a dongle to my laptop - so I was wondering if you could recommend some software I could install.

Some of those usb dongles are so tiny these days that you probably wouldn't even notice it after it's plugged in. That's your only solution.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: June 02, 2019, 11:08:55 PM »
When's the next episode?  For some reason I don't get notifications when there's a show anymore.

There's a link to get email notifications in the first post of this thread.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 02, 2019, 10:58:33 PM »
Writing it from his perspective was a stroke of genius!  As well as funny as hell it's wonderfully sympathetic.

I just hope Gerry Rafferty would be proud.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: June 02, 2019, 10:04:11 PM »
I'm surprised DMDN still exists at ALL.


#TidepodsDave!

I see it as more of a spite project at this point.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 02, 2019, 09:53:56 PM »


Lyrics:

My food reviews and stuff
Itís all on hold I decree
Thought that I had your love
You told the world I like feet
Then I helped you with your Adsense strife
You turned your snout, so unkind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I know how much your Thrive costs you
And Iíd help pay the fee
The videos Groyper do
Heíll never stop, forgive me
Youíve been accusiní me of all this stuff
But itís alright, I donít mind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that itís ok
You said Iíve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if heís hot

Said you got my calls every hour of the night
Said I was peekiní through holes above
Where sun it shines leaking light
You allayed all your mamaís fears
Said you read to the blind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that itís ok
You said Iíve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if heís hot

If I defend myself
While you choose to pound
I might learn and grow some bells
And that would let you down
When you wanted to upend my life
I never once felt maligned
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine


MP3 attached below for better audio quality.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
« on: June 02, 2019, 09:52:30 PM »


Lyrics:

My food reviews and stuff
Itís all on hold I decree
Thought that I had your love
You told the world I like feet
Then I helped you with your Adsense strife
You turned your snout, so unkind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I know how much your Thrive costs you
And Iíd help pay the fee
The videos Groyper do
Heíll never stop, forgive me
Youíve been accusiní me of all this stuff
But itís alright, I donít mind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that itís ok
You said Iíve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if heís hot

Said you got my calls every hour of the night
Said I was peekiní through holes above
Where sun it shines leaking light
You allayed all your mamaís fears
Said you read to the blind
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that itís ok
You said Iíve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if heís hot

If I defend myself
While you choose to pound
I might learn and grow some bells
And that would let you down
When you wanted to upend my life
I never once felt maligned
I donít blame youÖ Erinn
I blame the wine


MP3 attached below for better audio quality.

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Technology / Re: Amazon Fire Tablet
« on: June 01, 2019, 12:02:08 PM »
But this problem happens on all my devices, regardless of manufacturer.

hmm.

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Random Topics / Re: Projectile vomiting Rabbis
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:33:17 AM »
annoy the fuck out of me

?s=19

that's champion level vomiting.  skills i wish i had.

i wonder what lead up to the events in that video.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:30:52 AM »
No, Iíve had quite the opposite experience and have found most companies quite responsive to complaints.

The cable company has been trying to change the address on my account for two weeks and they can't seem to manage it for whatever reason.  My daughter's new passport came ten days after we sent in the application.  Of the two, I can tell you right away who seems to have their shit together.  I know there are examples in either direction of this discussion, but yeah.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:25:54 AM »
I love this idea that private companies are sooo responsive to their customers.

yeah, i always thought that was a major flaw in "conservative" ideology... this notion that government fucks everything and the private sector runs everything soooo much better.  read a book about the bureaucratic nightmare that is microsoft and it'll wreck that whole notion by chapter two.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:20:08 AM »
Hereís the thing: I bet you wonít even register a complaint because itís the government so who will really give a fuck anyway? Whereas, if it were a private courier they would be actively trying to resolve the problem with you if you did. Just sayin.

when i call my post office after they fuck something up, they get on it and they don't stop until it's sorted.  i love the usps.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The General Musings of Rally Squirrel
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:17:07 AM »
If I ever do moderate my personal opinions of the person will not come into play.
man, that is a huge relief to read that.  i was sad to hear you might have done that.  it made my stomach hurt.

Quote
...she is a cunt...

i've asked her to work on that.  will update...

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:04:07 AM »
...OberfŁhrer Groyper had her shot, after a long session of torture.

did some medical 'spearmints, too.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:01:49 AM »
Did Gravity Sucks ever crash into that bridge abutment?

only spiritually.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:00:36 AM »
Awww, I bet you would have had some nice nipples.

heh heh

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 01, 2019, 03:00:20 AM »
i was born without nipples.

that sounds smooth and consistent.

#jealous

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Groyper YOUTUBE STAR!!!
« on: June 01, 2019, 02:58:50 AM »
i said fine retailers. 😀

i'll pick up a mug tomorrow at aldi.

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Random Topics / Re: Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« on: June 01, 2019, 02:51:50 AM »
You're a decent, kind man.

when i'm not out bayonetting gay people, that's very true.  thank you for seeing that.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The General Musings of Rally Squirrel
« on: June 01, 2019, 02:33:16 AM »
When  you are senile then every reason to watch a video seems like a new reason.

did you ban brig on jason's yt chat? 

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Random Topics / Re: Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« on: June 01, 2019, 02:31:20 AM »
Think of it as opening yourself to the idea of new experiences.

In truth, you needn't respond.  I've already made my point.  I'm just twisting the knife.

the knife has already been twisted.  that's why you're pulling out the photo album.  but that's alright if you want to save face.  i'll allow you that.

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Random Topics / Re: Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« on: June 01, 2019, 02:15:32 AM »
Then we could continue to talk about what my point was.

i have to take a pop quiz in order to be rewarded with the pleasure of interacting with you? 

i'll get back to you...

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Random Topics / Re: Take the Ladyboy Challenge
« on: June 01, 2019, 01:51:30 AM »
No, not the fake news lies.  The Trump kind of lies where you take full credit and never have to take any responsibility for them.

is this the part where i'm supposed to get in an argument about trump with you?

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Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
« on: June 01, 2019, 01:49:18 AM »
Quite well done except that the writers had to work in the obligatory feminist angle that adds nothing to the story, i.e. female PHD whose valuable input was stifled by mysoginist white males and who is identified in the background as a composite character.  (Can we all say "hackneyed extraneous pandering  bullshit?")  Haven't seen all episodes yet but I will be surprised if a gay or lesbian hero doesn't emerge.

conveniently, the writers made not a single woman responsible for the fucking thing blowing up.

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Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
« on: June 01, 2019, 01:47:24 AM »
...only thing that bothers me is how everyone has a British accent.

haha, yeah, i've had trouble getting over that, too.  it kinda takes you out of the show when one of the characters walks past a radio as it's pumping out full blown russian.

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