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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by Dr. MD MD on Today at 01:06:50 PM »
Neither do I. I'm taking a leave of absence to mourn. Have you heard?

I've decided that everytime you use the word mourning, which is obviously your cop out word, I'm going to tell you to suck a dick. So, suck a dick! :D
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« Last post by paladin1991 on Today at 01:05:46 PM »
Are you serious? PBS is a loud and proud lesbian..Paladin wants to make her straight, but he won't.

A man needs a little kink in his life.  That's why PBS and I, both famous and infamous Lesbians fm way back, have that long slow smoldering heat that makes a relationship last.  It's in the heat, baby.  The heat. 
We even have our own special rub that's filled with smoky goodness.  Mmmmmmm, finger licking good.  It's called The Quickening.    A little rub here and a little there, and whatever you are about to eat, suddenly becomes delish.
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by Heather Wade on Today at 01:04:54 PM »
SixWeeksTenure?

I can guess all day. I don't have shit to do.  ;D

Neither do I. I'm taking a leave of absence to mourn. Have you heard?
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by ponyboysunset on Today at 01:03:52 PM »
Ugh.. You people. Can't even ask me any GOOD questions. I'm mourning...
SixWeeksTenure?

I can guess all day. I don't have shit to do.  ;D
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by Heather Wade on Today at 01:03:25 PM »
Suck a dick! ::)

Sorry, only taking questions. Stop being an asshole, I'm using this experience as a coping mechanism and you're being rude.
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by Dr. MD MD on Today at 01:01:48 PM »
Ugh.. You people. Can't even ask me any GOOD questions. I'm mourning...

Suck a dick! ::)
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by Heather Wade on Today at 01:01:06 PM »
Hi chefist!

Ugh.. You people. Can't even ask me any GOOD questions. I'm mourning...
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Heather Wade BellGab AMA...
« Last post by ponyboysunset on Today at 12:59:24 PM »
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« Last post by paladin1991 on Today at 12:57:46 PM »
Remember that classic moment like a week before the premiere, when Art and Keith had a huge public squabble and the whole show was cancelled for like two hours?  Exciting times.


I remember that awkward moment.  Me in the panzer, blitzing thru a free fire zone and getting the word that ART had quit Queef or that Queef had quit ART, depending on which faction of the radio Maquis you were listening to.  Metisse was Boom booming in my headsets as I pondered my next course of action.   
On automatic, I acquired another target at 19.5 degrees and serviced it.  It was in that moment, in the ragged little cut in my heart, that I realized, "We can't win."   And then my viewfinder was flooded with targets, "Fuck it.  We are BELL's Radio Ass Plonking SS.  We'll take them all with us."

It was a couple of daze later.  We had stopped at dusk for a piss break.  There was a lull in the fighting.  I heard my driver call out, ''Got something over here."  I drew my pistol and made my way over to where she was standing.  There in the rubble, was Whitley Strieber, hunched down in fear.  In one hand, he held a stick with an alien cervix over a small trash fire.  In the other, he held a plumbers helper with which he had been ferociously probing himself.
 
My driver, unconsciously thumbed the safety of her battle pistol. "Leave him for the mother jumping rats."  I said.  We mounted up, fired up and rolled.
 
Rolled hot.  There was a world to conquer.
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if the FAT CUNT doesn’t die soon...

he will surely find himself residing in “one of those state funded total care facilities for the elderly AND REALLY DISABLED”...


When he ends up there, he is going to have to leave almost all of his “collectibles” behind. His monthly cash funds will be cut. He won’t be able take his cats with him. He would be a placed on a “healthy” diet. It could turn out to be hell for him, but at least there would be bananas in the kitchen.
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