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Ah, George, no harmness done.

. . . and you wonder why you have always and forever only seen my eye?

First call of the evening:  May 7, 2012 

Caller: "How are you, George?"

George: " All is well, did  you know that I asked a waiter at the Greek restaurant tonight "How are yew?"

Caller:  Wanting to go on with their paranormal tale, "Welll no, George I did not and I love your show."

George:  "Yew know, I love my show too.  The guests say it, the staff say it, and my Mother says it on Mother's Day."

George:" Now, back to the show, last night did yew know that my guest discovered Neil Diamond?"

Caller:  Not knowing what to say, blurts out: "I have a paranormal story, and I am a paranormal investigator, and we investigated the Lincoln bedroom in the White House."

George:  Oblivious to the caller,  "You know that song by Neil Diamond that goes Hello, again, hello. . I just called to let yew know?  Did you say you had a white house, back in Deerborn, my house was white, too with black trim."

Caller:  "Why, no George, . . and the ghost we found was not Lincoln's ghost it was that attorney that Hilary was involved with, and it was actually a poltergeist and diamonds fell from the ceiling.?"

George: " Did you say Diamonds?  Yes, How are yew?  And the Neil Diamond song, well last night the man who began his career was on.  As a kickback for me having him on he is going to discover me, yes me, and I will play all night tonight selections from Renditions With  The Nighthawk and the first song I will be singings Hello, again hello, how are yew?  The next song will be Missouri Woman, and the final one at the end of the first how will be Sweet DanGalanti.  Stay tuned and don't touch that dial. . Hummmmsssssss."

Caller:  "Yes, Obama was involved with the seance?" (A big click as the voice of George singing Cracklin' Rosemary get a new book, we're going write till there aint' no more to write, taking it low, Amazon don't you know.? breaks in and a commercial break for New Age Male begins.)

Sigh!  George was and still is just a jock.. . . 

Quote from: Morgus on May 04, 2012, 06:55:42 PM
I thought Noory would mix up what the guest last night was discussing called USO (Unidentified Submerged Object)
Noory would ask him about USO entertainers for the miltary.

Did you hear the question about Bob Hope?

Mr. John B. Wells:

Come on over to the central command and I will take you to a caravan at midnight.

Quote from: ZombiePoppa on May 03, 2012, 10:42:33 AM
Suck my cock, whore.

Works every time? 

New thread topic:  What would be George's pick-up line?

Quote from: blackshap9 on May 03, 2012, 03:20:25 PM
not really

The correct term is developmentally delayed or challenged.

Quote from: HorrorReporter on May 02, 2012, 07:18:38 PM
I like when he me mentions he sold shoes. It reminds me of all those Al bundy jokes about shoe salesmen

Perhaps that's why he refers to the Coast audience as family, i.e., "All in the Coast Family?"

The Nighthalk Nation Nightly Pledge:

I pledge allegiance to the Noor,
and the sesational show on which it stands,
One forum, cheering for George,
With fun, cookies, posting and conversation for all.

Yah!  Yah!  Yah!

(Not satire)

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on April 28, 2012, 11:21:13 AM
My mother always said, "You're a fine boy, Cam, but you own a serious weakness that colors your judgment, and it could spell your demise ... you assume everyone is just like you. Rise above it, and use the brains God gave you, else you find yourself limited to the whims of your brave, but thoroughly blind heart.

"Now, eat your spinach."

My spinach is served with just a little vinegar, not the taste for everyone.

Quote from: HorrorReporter on April 27, 2012, 07:15:21 AM
Could Ian's next cover shot be on Sheep magazine? It's real http://www.sheepmagazine.com/

Yes,  I can see it.  There are "Mufon" sheep as in the Mutual UFO Network.  However, it would probably depend on the severity of his tinutisis.  It would have to be Bah tinutisis.  I know Bah joke, but when you stay up and listen to the breaking news on honeybees, you cannot be on top of everything, including comedy. 

Quote from: kf5iwe on April 25, 2012, 07:23:43 PM
  It does appear that the fire is back in his eyes!! Bye George !!

I saw a big shit-licking grin, reminiscent of the Cheshire Cat. 

There may be a problem of divided loyalty if Koontz ghostwrote for George.  I think Ian has first rights on that assignment.  Remember the bestseller that Ian wrote "Dog the Pup with the Propeller Butt" or  some such title?  All Koontz, you can tell by the hysteria. 

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 24, 2012, 02:19:19 PM
Wendy's wedding from the C2C website.  No recording of George croaking out his rendition of It's A Small World...

It should be on audio if you were a Coast Insider.  Join for just .25 cents per day and you too can be serenaded. 

Quote from: Morgus on April 24, 2012, 01:36:58 PM
only the old classic Art Bell G2G shows were good when he had fully unscreened lines.
In recent years even he screened caller ghost stories in advance and of course Noory only does heavily screened lines and had guests on for most of the show anyway, which was never the format for G2G in the past.
The old G2G format is apparently dead now...

The old G2G format is apparently dead now. . .and still haunts us.
Redemption is called for.  Perform an on-air seance' and recall the spirits that have departed. (It'll make up for Ouija gone bad.)

Check your calendar, there are five Sundays in this month.  Mr. Knapp is simply filling for that last weekend rather than one of the special hosts.  George is off on that day anyway.  Now, if that were on the first Sunday of the month then that would be an accurate statement.

Quote from: preston on April 21, 2012, 06:23:11 PM
Evilynn Pagliny.

Sylvia Browne?

Quote from: Gassy Man on April 20, 2012, 07:14:20 PM
What was even better is when he interrupted the veterinarian in the middle of explaining something germane to tell a lame joke.  And I thought the show was supposed to have been about how cats are psychic . . . I don't remember that topic being discussed much if at all.  It was mostly the vet's bio, his plugging his books, and some lame banter interrupted by open lines; snore.

Yes and at the end of the segment the bumper music was "The Year of the Cat", clever, oh so clever.  It was puuurrrrrfect.

Quote from: Morgus on April 20, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
In addition to tonight and last Friday, looks like Noory is taking off next week's Friday show as well - at least 3 Fridays in a row:

Megacatastrophes & Open Lines
Date:    04-27-12
Host:    John B. Wells
Guests:    David Darling, Open Lines

Filling in for George, John B. Wells is joined by British astronomer Dr. David Darling for a discussion about the strange ways the world could end. Could it be an asteroid hurtling toward us from outer space, or a super-volcano covering the Earth under a cloud of ash? Open Lines follow in the latter half.

If only we make it through the first two hours.  I only have enough E-foods until Monday.

Read closely, you do not get to take George home, at least that night, but you do get the 21-piece cookware. 
Note:  It will be in the same condition as donated.  Rachel Ray has just lost her set of everyday cookware, that she prepared 30-minute meals in for the last five years on the Food Channel. 

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 10:16:36 AM
If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction. You'll enjoy a romantic dinner with George at Burbank's Annie Morton's Steakhouse and take-home a fabulous 21-piece cookware set, too! While auctioneers can't guarantee you'll get lucky after dinner, chances are pretty good that the youthful Noory - with his new P90X bod - will ravish you right on the table.


Bidding is up to $500 so hurry before people realize that wasn't really a date with Bashar al-Assad they were trying to win and start to retract their bids.


http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/clearchannel/catalog_items/300629

Is it optional where you get ravished?  I am a private person, under the table is preferable.
And, please no harmful cooking services on the cookware, I would dislike having to return them.   Cooking lesson would be an added bonus.

Quote from: Oversoul on April 19, 2012, 04:07:50 AM
FOUR QUACKS for Hoaxland:  QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!              


Or a HUNDRED QUACKS for him?
     

The pic of the one hundred quackers, reminds me of Peeps, the marshmellow Easters ducks.

By the way, I am absolutely, Quackers for Richard Hoagland.

The Talk is that he has been added to the Singers Heavy Hundred 2012 - Encore performance anyone?

Quote from: Harmness on April 17, 2012, 05:26:36 PM
It took a long time, but I forgive him.

. . but with every Friday's Dancing Queen, the legacy continues. .

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on April 12, 2012, 09:06:03 AM
. . .but not on the center of the hemorrhoids.. . . Ouuuuuch!!!(supplied by participant who just got the good point)

Host:  Now, where is the faith healer, really, really quick?.. . .   Call, 666, for Coast emergency. Someone, Someone, anyone. . . . (the phone number overlaid by the new Coast announcer.)

I love to quote myself. .not really.  I just read the post below me, I had not read the post about coincidences or the one with number being given out as 666 right above me.  Now that is a big coincidence!!!!!  And further, no joke, and I have to explain jokes very, very, carefully for understanding, when I glanced at my computer clock, it is not set correctly but still the universal force guides, me it said 11:11. 

The synchroncity, coincidences and the universal "inlightened connectivity" (this is a trademarked and copyrighted description, again, no joke, but I will not enlighten at this point, and it too will be a good one.) these posts today are overflowing with the light and working .

Quote from: Zelig on April 12, 2012, 03:44:10 AM
Well, they got 8 slices out of the hemorrhoids... and as you know, 8 is a money number... so, if you put the hemorrhoid slices in your wallet...

George:  Well, that's a good point...

. . .but not on the center of the hemorrhoids.. . . Ouuuuuch!!!(supplied by participant who just got the good point)

Host:  Now, where is the faith healer, really, really quick?.. . .   Call, 666, for Coast emergency. Someone, Someone, anyone. . . . (the phone number overlaid by the new Coast announcer.)

Now, I have a question, and I may have misinterpreted why he was replaced and who relieved him of his position.

I found this on Ross Mitchell's wiki:

On April 10, 2012, George Noory on Coast to Coast AM announced that Ross Mitchell's employer no longer wanted Mitchell to do the announcements for the show because the station no longer was an affiliate. According to the show's Facebook page, two other announcers - Charles Tomas and Dick Ervasti - were hired as replacements and announced that day.[1]

Which employer requested that Ross no longer do the announcements for Coast?  Was it Clear Channel/Premiere or Citadel?  If it was Premiere, it was a bad call.  If it was Citadel, well they probably felt it was a loyalty issues between the competing shows.  Good call for Citadel.  Either way it is a great loss for Coast and the listening audience. 

I heard the announcement.  It was at the very beginning of the show on Monday night.  I thought that George was very sorry to lose Ross and it showed in his delivery.  I took away from it that Ross has a "day" job at the Reno station and since Cumulus bought out that station and plays "Redeye Radio", the trucker version, that Ross was obliged to announce on that show. 

Think about it, it could be considered a conflict of interest, to a certain extent ,for Ross to continue to announce on Coast and that company chooses not to carry Coast.  It is confusing.  He is announcing at night on the competition.  Coast vs. Redeye Radio, the trucker version.  For all we know, the company, Cumulus may have made him a deal, either you choose who to announce for or  we will pull the plug on your day show.  To keep his "day" job the wise choice was him to announce for the truckers. 

Again, I thought George was sorry to lose Ross, but they have replaced him with other tenured radio professionals.  As George stated, but in these words, Ross was and will in his mind continue to be a part of the Coast international family. 

Really, it is like loosing your vocal cords and having them ripped out of your throat.  The sentence  is comprised of my words, they are not the words of Coast or its affiliates or any employee of Coast. 

Listen tonight on Redeye when Ross announces:  Somewhere deep below the 18-wheeler, ran over on the interstate, flat, splat, you are hearing Red-Eye Radio, the Trucker version.   

All right I am jumping into the pit.  I'll give George the benefit as being a responsible journalist.  It is only by understanding and discussing behaviors that we can target and modifiy those behaviors.  I could see this being discussed but only in an even-handed professional round-table way.  You could have the deviant, a psychotherapist or someone who is specialized in treating this disorder, a successful case, and someone who protects children.  Take the negative and pull some aspect of success or modification out of this.  George could serve as a moderator.  I do not see this being a good one on one interview. 

I abhor pedafiles and punishment must be adminstrated as appropriate to the case. Children must be protected at all costs.  There is a national platform here that could be used instructively and beneficially if handled properly.  True, not a typical Coast topic, but this is not your typical Coast.