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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:57:30 PM »

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:53:02 PM »
In 1994 I took my daughter on a campus visit to ONU, within ten minutes she was ready to leave.

LOL!

Well you saw what happened to the wall pissers...

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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:42:06 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:40:02 PM »
What is the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?

The fridge won't fart when you pull the meat out.


 8) 8) 8) 8)

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:37:06 PM »
Bruce was a classic.... no bullshit, told it like it was.
Right on!

The guys was a successful business owner on so many fronts. Advice from him was actually useful.

https://radioink.com/2019/02/11/hall-of-famer-bruce-williams-dies/

"Born February 18, 1932, Williams grew up in East Orange, New Jersey. Blessed with an innate sense of business, at age 11, he devised a way to address one of the many shortages common at the end of World War II by melting down lead pipes and casting them into toy soldiers. Eyes wide open, he was off and running, pursuing every avenue where he believed a profit could be made.

After serving in the Air Force during the Korean conflict and graduating from Newark State College (now Kean University), he opened a pre-school named after his children. He spent time driving an ice cream truck in New York City. He was also a taxi driver and drove a beer truck. For seventy years of his life, he spent the holiday season selling Christmas trees in New Jersey. On the white-collar side, Williams sold insurance, owned a flower shop, a car rental agency, a barber shop and he owned and operated several nightclubs. There was even a whirlwind tour into the world of politics where the Honorable Bruce H. Williams was elected to the Franklin, New Jersey Township Council, as well as serving terms as Deputy Mayor and Mayor between 1967 and 1975."


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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: February 17, 2019, 03:18:56 PM »
I was looking for a triad and before LaRouche and Bruno Ganz, there was a lion of talk radio, the late, great, and inimitable Bruce Williams!

 :'(

"Hello there friends, welcome to my world."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Williams_(talk_radio_host)

Bruce H. Williams
Born   February 18, 1932
Died   February 9, 2019 (aged 86)
Florida, U.S.
Occupation   Radio host, entrepreneur, writer
Years active   1975–2013

Williams was inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame in 1999 and has since been listed as the sixth greatest talk show host in radio history by Talkers Magazine.[6] Williams ran an advice show focused on personal business matters such as real estate transactions, career planning, entrepreneurship, and travel until the September 11, 2001 attacks. At that time, the show became a mix of business and politics, and every show ended with the song God Bless America.

http://www.brucewilliams.com




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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:50:02 PM »
 :)
1 Kings 16:11: "He left not one that pisseth against the wall."

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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:30:33 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:29:02 PM »
LOL, this place should be Called Apu's Corner! ;D

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:27:26 PM »
From a dude who looks like this, I'm not surprised.   :D



You really should take a look at his book on "angry prayer". It's quite the eye-opener!


https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/how-to/a22454/pray-pissed-at-god/

There's a new entry to the growing literary genre of Books-with-curse-words-in-the-Title (e.g. Go the F*ck to Sleep, Sh*t My Dad Says, Social Media is Bullsh*t, etc.).

This one, though, I believe is the first to be found in the theology section.

Ian Punnett—a Minneapolis-based Episcopal pastor and radio host—has come out with How To Pray When You're Pissed At God: Or Anyone Else for that Matter. (Admittedly the P word is only PG-13. But still. For a pastor, that's a big deal). Title aside—and the title is significant, as it got the book banned from Christian radio—How to Pray is actually a heavyweight (but funny) look at the meaning of evil, and the importance of righteous anger in our lives—and the Bible's use of naughty words. Punnett gives us many sample prayers, including "An Angry Prayer for the Victim of Corporate Greed" to "An Angry Prayer for Those Who Are Cut Off in Traffic."

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:23:50 PM »
Jackstar presents:


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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:22:14 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:16:27 PM »

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:15:30 PM »
Dopplerganger show was pretty good. Some good tales. And the "Stephen King killed John Lennon Guy" got on the air and he mentioned his website and claims that Mark David Chapman was a doppleganger of Stephen King and the news used the term "doppleganger" to confuse and brain-wash the public of the fact that King really killed John Lennon. I was surprised Ian didn't recognize the caller from years prior when he would dump him. Caller "V" with her tale of family-member murders being replaced by body-doubles and use of drugs to ensure the children "stay bonded" was a bit off-subject for Ian.  Ian, somehow, knew that "a magazine called 'Gallery" had a 'Girls Nextdoor' section when a caller mentioned that she was told she had a doppleganger who was in the adult industry.

Now I wish I'd listened. So what is this about Ian and illicit Mexican pony shows?

Episcopal church has really gone whackazoid!


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:13:41 PM »
Hey everyone I posted half a million images I had nothing to do with creating in another thread related to nothing on this board. Go appreciate them.

Who is this Ian Punnett fellow? 

-Turdsie Wurdsie

Hi Enard, are you still banned here, asking for a friend with horses and pictures...


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Random Topics / Re: BellGab Cartoons
« on: February 17, 2019, 02:10:36 PM »
The poor, perennially angry dick doctor, still 100% BANNED at ellgab, lol. ;D ;D ;D


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Random Topics / Re: albrecht is a straight-up OG sage
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:54:38 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Cooking With Chefist!
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:51:53 PM »
That would make some awesome flavored moonshine too!

Add one of these after the thumper keg.



Mmm...good sippin'. :)

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Random Topics / Re: Video Gaming
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:43:32 PM »

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Politics / Re: Azania: The Truth
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:13:12 PM »
 :ono  shit   :o

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:11:15 PM »

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Politics / Re: The Border is Secure
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:10:21 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« on: February 17, 2019, 01:04:51 PM »

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Politics / Re: Democrat Candidates
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:38:10 PM »

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Politics / Re: Azania: The Truth
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:33:59 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Jackstar Anything
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:29:11 PM »
Yes.

P.S. If your boyfriend is such a conservative why doesn’t he ever discuss that at Ellgab? Why only here?!

Factuality and you are not compatible. 8)


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:26:01 PM »
 8)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:25:33 PM »
 8)

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