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Taco Bueno up in this bitch! Crunch Potato Chicken Burrito & a Combination Burrito! I always get the fresh jalapeno's and put them in there. Salsa shark!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 10:49:24 AM

Wondering how pud will attempt to twist a one word title. He's probably having a complete meltdown right now. 

Stop posting your moronic video's. No one watches them. What's for lunch?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:44:07 AM
You'd better tell the skippers of the new ones. They reputedly can detect a ship leaving port in NY, from Portsmouth UK. And as they're all secret squirls on such things, they don't confirm or deny it.

You mean the ones that aren't finished and aren't going to be, and can't leave port? No wonder they have that capability! It's important to know when we're coming so you can spike up your Cuppa' and nervously masturbate in anticipation of being occupied!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 10:43:45 AM
Retarded, old and useless is no way to go through life and yet here you are.

Have a Strawberry RITCHIE! It will remind you of the time you coughed and bit the tip of Puds penis off!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:41:44 AM
I just yank your chain..

Just throw Twinkies at that fat fuck and he'll shut the fuck up!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:41:00 AM
I can't imagine the RN or RAF would send up a heli to chase a submarine unless it was a seek and destroy in conjunction with surface ships and attack subs. And it it was an attack sub, they wouldn't need the others.

The U.K. doesn't have a Submarine or a Helicopter left in service anymore! LMFAO! POOR! YOU'RE POOR!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:37:15 AM
Stop it..stop it now. If Banoon went underwater he'd die of shock with the alcohol lowering his body temperature.

He's in our secret bunker under the sea, with Churchill!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 10:35:49 AM
I don't address them because they're not with me. They came with you guys. Also, I really feel like I'm not a Nazi and I feel that you are. That's my truth, pud. Oprah said we should all respect each others truths. 

This fucking guy is a Confederate! No one thinks we still exist, but we DooOooo! We endorsed Obama because we knew after 8 years of him, America would never ever go progressive again! The South rose motherfuckers!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:33:12 AM

You know Banoon is out at Breitbart don't you? He was their champion. It shows the level of decency that the owners have..They have no problem with racist contributors, but criticise Trump's family, and that's a big no no.

Bannon has just gone under the surface of the water! We run silent! We run deep! You fucks didn't think Trump was going to win or that he had half the country backing him either! You pathetic fool!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 10:26:36 AM
Do I? How would you know what I want, shithead?

I know you must be having a conniption fit about running out of Little Debbie snack cakes about now, you chubby bastard!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 10:17:21 AM

So Trump voters as a rule tend to drive cars into people and kill them? Or carry torches and KKK insignia? And/or post anti Semitic propaganda? I see, well, I didn't imagine you'd vouch for that, but I guess you really do hate America. 

Pud, what are you babbling about? The "Nazi's" were paid Soros shills and it's been proven! And as far as hating America, America is a Pretty Hate Machine and always has been! It hated the Nazi's and you were born, then you came over here and fucked Laura--who must have only ever been fingered with one finger before she met you--and it's proof positive that we made a fucking MISTAKE!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 10:22:35 AM

P.S. Does this gaslighting shit actually work with anyone with an IQ above room temperature? 

You think people want you here, so I guess it does!

He's not a HIPPIE you Tards! He's a SATANIST! Sure, he says that he's left it behind and evolved, but that just means he like a Black Belt in Satanism or some shit now!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 10, 2018, 09:35:34 AM

You weren't at the LZ.. They hovered for ten minutes but you didn't show up.

BULLSHIT! I was in the bushes taking pot-shots at the chopper with my .38! Fuckin' assholes! They didn't bring any Bourbon! I'm not going with them!

Sound is a lot better Rupe, but don't give these faggots a shout-out! I'm yo' Huckleberry, Mr. Lova' Lova'! You say: "Oh Swishy! Yours is the superior intellect! You cock is 3 feet long and shaped like a baseball bat! My sister is a huge whore and you can totally come over to my house and fuck her!"

Sell fucking Cigarettes on the show man! It will be AWESOME! Contract with some Craig's List Pimps and the drug cartels! Lets get this PARTY started RIGHT! Oh, and Nazi Pepe spinners for the children! Along with a free pack of smokes!

Quote from: PaulAtreides on January 10, 2018, 08:50:26 AM
Cooperating with a foreign government for the purpose of affecting the outcome of a U.S. election is treason.

The election was a reflection of how half this country DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE YOUR BULLSHIT PROGRESSIVE/COMMIE BULLSHIT and is ready, willing, and able to shoot you in the fucking face if you don't piss off!

I'll take mine handcuffed and blindfolded with KY Jelly and Baby Oil please!

How about a show on tape, and if the NSA can see through it when you put it over your laptop or mobile phone camera's?

Btw, if you make us love you, don't ever leave us like Daddy Art did! You see the fucking dysfunction divorce causes on the kids!?


https://youtu.be/k1BFHYtZlAU

FUCK YOU ART! Look at what you do!

Quote from: Jojo on January 10, 2018, 05:32:54 AM
I think pyramids symbolize death?

Got yer Gen 2 Nightvision back from the manufacturer huh?

Just make it your own and be true to YOU man! Artistic licence doesn't come from you. It comes through you. Consider doing drugs! Be quiet and let it flow. Break a Leg!

Quote from: JoeRupe on January 10, 2018, 04:29:12 AM
I gave you guys a shout here. I am working on some stuff. It's gonna take some time but this has helped me A LOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpClMMljec&lc=z23kjjdj4lnajbh5o04t1aokgdhifj0xcjtzx2xxzvskrk0h00410

HOLY SHIT! You're EDDIE MONEY!


https://youtu.be/1YAHHtr7mfo

(See how I picked out an obscure one! Because I'm OSSUM like that! Early 90's Eddie Money! You faggots didn't see that one comin' did ya!)

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 10, 2018, 03:50:07 AM
Ban baby ban. This country has enough lazy losers as it is. If they need it for legitimate pain management they can go get a prescription from a legitimate Dr MD MD like everyone else has to do for pain.

Phillip Morris should produce it, just to make the lefts heads explode. 😎

It should be like it was in the 70's! Illegal, but nobody cares unless you see some Hippie fucks one day and want to bash their skulls in! Same with drunk driving! If it's 5:30 PM and you're pulled over and not intoxicated, you get a ticket and the officer peels off a beer from his belt, makes you drink it in front of him, and follows you home to make sure you don't hit anyone. After 3 or 4 you can drive great. It's that first one or two you gotta' watch!

Also, everyone should have a bottle of Wild Turkey in their desk at work or you're FIRED!

Which brings me to my final point! Any man over 35 without a big-boobed 20 year old bimbo secretary is GAY! You have to bang her in the supply closet at least once a week!

Quote from: Jojo on January 10, 2018, 02:10:24 AM
Says the tutu girl.

"Welcome to Taco Bell, Mr. Daniels, can I take your NEW WORLD ORDER?


https://youtu.be/K6RUg-NkjY4

Smoke Weed, Drink Alcohol, or Talk Mean to one another; this website is totally dopamine deficient!


https://youtu.be/YZTsYYHCYGY

The faggotism!

Quote from: Jojo on January 09, 2018, 10:03:09 PM
And swishing is for toilet brushes.

WE KNOW YOU'RE A MAN!

The entire movie industry is dead. Only the dumbass Chicoms keep it alive. They will watch ANYTHING!

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 09, 2018, 09:52:50 PM
Hope we get another team in Houston soon. The guy that just bought the Rockets says he wants a team.

In 1998/99 the Stars won the Stanley Cup and the Aeros won the Turner Cup.

I don't like you trying to pretend you're a real Texan. GET OUT! Unless you're 8 generations deep, you're just a visitor.

I haven't watched Television or been to a movie theater in 17 years. It's so weird to see clips like that. I have zero idea who most celebrities are now and I'm damn glad of it!

Quote from: Original Larry on January 09, 2018, 09:13:10 PM
I couldn't agree more, not even enough interest to bitch about the lack of guests, no show tonight so far, it just goes on and on.
Fortunately, there are other, better programs than the evangelical ministry. Crashed and burned to a cinder.

Is he just broadcasting to 5 idiots still left there or what? It's over John! Hang it up! You screwed the pooch!