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Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 01:32:29 PM
Nah, I'm sure he was right. She always comes across as a volunteer usher to me!

What do ushers do?
hold and massage your balls with out touching the shaft, I'm just curious

Quote from: Laurakinch on July 22, 2017, 10:45:30 AM
FIFY

Laurakinch interesting how you in so many posts focusing on small penises, is it perhaps all the man in your life had them?
and that's why you are so bitter that you never got deep orgasm with a 9-10" long thick penis.
I would gladly inserted in you so you just experience at least once in your life it's full force inside of you.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 22, 2017, 11:41:40 AM
(1)The part about this thread degenerating into a filthy pit of swewage is the first thing you and I have  ever agreed on.  Is it not possible to impose some reasonable limits on postings  by degenerates and perverts like the two (or more) that have been trashing this thread and others for weeks.  (2)Im not talking about restricting commonly used salty language, I'm talking about the verbal porn that these sick fucks post.

I realize that monitoring for this sort of thing and imposing some objective standards would be difficult for a single curator, but how about putting together some sort of user's board (3)to assist in keeping the level of discourse on BelGab something above shithouse wall grafitti.   

Kidnostad3
(1) you mean like those low lives low IQ sewage swimmers who post filth about "fucking your mother in her ass" or like Yorshire Pud just posted;

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 10:35:36 AM
You see, this is where you reveal yourself. Projection. Work on not being an inadequate little cunt. The easy way of course would be for you to drink bleach. At least a cupful. It will be difficult after the first mouthful, but keep at it till the last drop. Tell the class why you never progressed past masturbating; Is it because your mother got jealous you found other women attractive and went out of her way (such as letting you fuck her mouth after you'd wiped your shit on your wiener) to keep you interested in her? Go on, you're among friends, tell us.

But there are several others including SredniVashtar, Jackstar, JesusJuice, norland2424 perhaps couple of more,
who I hope you also have on your mind when you talk "...about the verbal porn that these sick fucks post." in line marked (2)


(3)"to assist in keeping the level of discourse on BelGab something above shithouse wall grafitti."   
           
Kidnostad3, I hope you remember when theONE several times posted about this issue.
But the official standing is this;

Quote from: Σ> on July 16, 2017, 02:26:20 AM
Imagery is the only thing I care to regulate.

Quote from: Σ> on November 14, 2016, 06:02:40 PM
that is an absolute truth. 

it's just that after almost nine years of running this thing, i'm waaaaay beyond the point of getting hung up on, "remember how nice everyone used to be?"  or, "remember the mutually beneficial discourse we would all have as friends who 'knew' one another?"  the sentimentality of all of that... it's totally lost on me now.  today, i view this as a script on a server, and my goal is to get as many eyeballs/keyboards on it as possible.  no other considerations or wishes.

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 11:21:05 AM
I guess you don't understand the meaning of "full spam retard". 

Keep practicing grasshopper.

Please Post OFTEN!

Oh I'm so sorry brig
I forgot to add your name to that list.
Didn't mean to disrespect you like that my dear

Quote from: Laurakinch on July 22, 2017, 10:42:19 AM
You tell us.

Being cursed with a micro penis and knowing you could never satisfy a woman is making you bitter. I hear they're doing amazing things with penile implants these days so there's hope for you yet.

Laurakinch
Laura Kinch
Associate Director of Marketing at Naveen Jindal School of Management, UT Dallas
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lkinch

I am a strategic marketing professional with close to 15 years of marketing and communication experience.
I am actively involved in the American Marketing Association, my local chapter of the American Marketing Association,
and CASE (Council for Advancement and Support of Education).

Volunteer
DFW COCKER SPANIEL RESCUE
January 2013 â€" Present (4 years 7 months)

Volunteer Usher
Church of the Incarnation
February 2015 â€" Present (2 years 6 months)
* Serve as usher at Sunday service at Church of the Incarnation.
* Assist with handing out programs, greeting, assisting with the offertory and communion.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 10:14:00 AM
That's the beauty! You'd never know when it would happen, you'd be strolling along flicking through your phone looking at child porn, not a care in the world, and Bam! Your legs buckle...then the puzzlement...'who are you?'...then the walls come in as you start to black out...then the vague indistinct sound of a name you may have heard before...and then a smiling face....lights out.

YorPu what's the story about you and your son?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 10:07:34 AM
Credit where it's due to the naughty boys from RedBook, this inventive trolling of Senda is highly amusing. Dangling that carrot in front of him, but it's just out of reach. Hilarious. This is what a decade-plus exposure does to people. I want him poked with a stick a bit more though, so we can get another rant, but give it time.

Tell me please why inflicting emotional pain on others brings you so much pleasure?
Is being sadistic really that exiting?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 05:07:40 AM
He's just another Bellgabber who's gone full spam retard. It's a long list that includes people like Quick Karl, phrodo, Eddie Coyle, gnooryblows, Jackstar (multiple times)...

I like to add couple of names to your list. Yorkshire Pud and SredniVashtar

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 22, 2017, 06:15:39 AM
YOu know, the whole fucking world hates us.  The whole fucking world should be afraid of the day that we begin to hate them.

Sad to inform you but besides few small Third World countries there is nobody who is really afraid of you any more.
China and Russia doing very good job in taming you into submission.
Besides you should save all your hate to direct at your own population.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 08:43:04 AM
You, like Trump doesn't have the intellectual capacity to make a deliberate joke without cue cards or someone telling you first. Trump doesn't do subtle. He isn't mature enough for subtle; He's a clumsy toddler, crashing through his own distorted self obsessed world. The difference being with most toddlers, they grow up, and learn to think. Trump hasn't and can't. Oh, and you're a cretin.

YorPu your perpetual unsubstantiated hate for President Trump is very disturbing.
I don't even wan't to think what you would do if you had a gun.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
When someone spills a quart of retard juice on you, you're supposed to take a shower and change your clothes, not let it seep in.

SirVa how do you know all of this?

coaster we don't miss you at all you faquer
keep loorking yuo lasie boom

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:45:06 AM
It's clear you must be getting so much strange that you barely have time to post here 24/7 like a fucking weirdo.

SirVa please don't be jealous of the pussies.
I'm not jealous of your butler Yorkshire Pud 

Quote from: Juan on July 22, 2017, 03:44:24 AM
I wonder how Trump will achieve this coup when neither Reagan, Clinton, Bush, nor Obama were able to do so. It was predicted of all of them.

obama was/is black so it's the low IQ that explains all.
others were unintelligent.
so natural selection won again, even tho Kenyan was in the run for his species but his DNA did him in.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on July 22, 2017, 03:34:55 AM
Well isn't that special. Just as it's become clear Trump is going full-on coup* (directed by the Russians, with additional financial support from the Chinese), this thread has degenerated into a filthy pit of sewage. Pay attention people. The topic is Donald Trump, and we're about to come to a conclusion.

*predicted here by historian Timothy Snyder
http://www.salon.com/2017/05/01/historian-timothy-snyder-its-pretty-much-inevitable-that-trump-will-try-to-stage-a-coup-and-overthrow-democracy/

We already come to the conclusion quite time ago that THE Kenyan dick sucked cock and that the deleting cunt was delusional about winning.
So I'm not sure what other conclusions left.
Unless you want to provoke us to talk about you?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:29:33 AM
That's what they tell you. But they get paid to say it.

Morning SirVa,
no they don't tell me that, they squeal that in their phones leaving me voice messages.
And they offer me money for recording "ring tones" with my voice for them.
Sometimes I just turn my phone off they are so intrusive and attentive

I better leave now so brig doesn't make too much jello

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:06:09 AM
I was just thinking the same thing. We have finally found someone more of a mess than Senda.

but I have nice rich warm baritone voice, not like yours high pitched squealing squeal.
girls are known to make jello in their panties just by listening to my voice over the phone.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 22, 2017, 03:03:29 AM
Just to be sure, we'd have to see his girlfriend first..

than ask 21stCM to post photo of his wifu, because right now she is the 'hoover' girl

Somebody's "oyster" is jealous.

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:54:08 AM
We want MOAR!  We want to hear and see you on youtube, we want to talk to you on skype.  It would be hilarious, and you would make lots of money on Patreon.

so start posting this:
Praise theONE
Fuck MV

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:45:43 AM
Nice to see somebody understands me!

It would definitely be on par with The Guy From Pittsburg show, with many similarities.  We would need YouTube videos where he is on the screen, brave like George, and he could increase his audience even further if he would take live calls without hanging up.

Please.Stop mimicking 21st CM wife by putting fingers into my "oyster". I'm not 21st and I'm not into it.

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:31:26 AM
FIFY

So you personally are a warmonger.

Interesting.

I'm not at all surprised.

You need practice, but you're on your own from here on out.  I'm not going to help you anymore.  There is a point where the grasshopper has to learn on his own.  Rub on, Rub off.  Meanwhile, I will be entertained watching you, and you will make MV lots of money while you practice.

It's a win win.

Good Luck!

How typical of losers.
Twisting and misquoting facts.
Why do I have a feeling that you work for CNN.

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:31:26 AM
FIFY

So you personally are a warmonger.

Interesting.

I'm not at all surprised.

You need practice, but you're on your own from here on out.  I'm not going to help you anymore.  There is a point where the grasshopper has to learn on his own.  Rub on, Rub off.  Meanwhile, I will be entertained watching you, and you will make MV lots of money while you practice.

It's a win win.

Good Luck!

I never asked you to suck up to me to begin with.
I treated you with the same scale as you treated others.
You dished out. I dished out.
But looks like your diaper got too full.

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:17:25 AM
Our government policies no longer align with the will or the vote of the people in the US. It has been this way for a long time.  Even YOU know that.  Don't forget that  you called us "bloody f*ckers*, when you are in need and might have to ask bellgabbers for donations for money and cat food like George does.  And he gets it from us too.

You need practice grasshopper, lots and lots of practice.

Typical disgusting excuse when you lose your wars,
but when you bomb small countries into submission then you claim that it was the will of the voters.
I like to see you to take on Russia or China.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 22, 2017, 02:04:10 AM
You better start saving up for some diapers in your dotage.  I have to sign off now but I'll leave you with the Lumberyak Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

21st Century Man don't get exited I don't click on music videos.
Especially yours, I did twice in the past and both times found your taste in music to be very repulsive and of miserable taste.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 22, 2017, 02:00:54 AM
  We have someone better than Falkie, folks!  lol.  Hey, th'One, please set up a youtube channel.  You'll get a bunch of subscribers!  I promise to subscribe but I'm not sending you any money.

My wife has a question for you.  Do you like one finger or two?  I bet you're a fist man.

Bwaaaah-haaaaa-haaaaa!   

21st Century Man you better ask your Christian wifu how she liked 3 black guys plugging her tight.
She couldn't even squeal she was sealed so tight by those black stallions.

They should be reported regardless.

Quote from: Norm on July 22, 2017, 01:42:47 AM
How about the 27 year motorcycle mechanic who loses his leg in a bike DUI accident. He recovers, gets full medi-cal benefits and SSI yet still manages to run a welding business, motorcycle and ATV repair shop out of his garage. Gets paid in cash and of course never reports it to anybody. Continues working under the table for the next 30 years screwing the taxpayer yet multiple letters mailed to social security fraud containing photographic evidence gets ignored. Today the guy is touring the US in his new motorhome paid for by taxpayers and the government never once investigated.

What a great country! Ya gotta love the USA! Free healthcare! Free money! Free phones!

That's f*cking nothing. Think about all those people in many other countries who lost their lives or family members
because of USA capricious desires to bomb them in order to gain economical benefits.
The guy who lost his freaking leg was doing just the same but on a smaller scale.

Don't hate me, I'm just a messenger
you bloody f*ckers

Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 01:45:32 AM
He doesn't get it folks.  Hes still trying to shame posters on bellgab. 

OH the Irony.

I don't think entertainment can really get better than this.

MOAR!!!!

yes tell us MOAR!!!! about your snitching