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Here's a show I'd like to hear. A night with interviews of the regular callers - give each one a 15 minute interview by Jorch and then 15 minutes for the regulars to take calls from listeners. Man I'd like to hear their life stories. Millennials aren't so young any more, the older ones are close to 40. Does Mike have a job? Did he go to college? What about Thomas from La Jolla? Do we know anything about him? We don't know shit about any of them really. Noory is so terrible at his job, these people have made themselves part of the show, ask them what their story is you dotard!  Ask Louise if she has family and what do they think of her obsession about being Cleopatra.

I am angry but a good kind of angry, the whole thing is hilariously absurd to me. It's like being sane but you've been locked up in a nut house and the nuts begin to make you feel as if you're the one with the problem and there's nobody normal to reassure you that it's not you who is nuts. The other night with Dinesh Desouza that wackjob Millennial Mike called in and of course awkwardly worked in that he is a millennial and some shit about 'our generation', Desouza completely ignored it.

I know he reads this forum, Mike not Dinesh, what the fuck is your problem? Why on earth are you compelled to tell every guest you are a millennial? It doesn't matter who the guest is, an entertainer, scientist, conspiracy theorist wacko, you need to tell them you are a millennial. I'm a Gen-X'er, what would you think if I called into the show every night to talk to every guest and every time I told the guest 'by the way I'm a Gen-X'er' when it has no relevance to anything the guest is talking about? Have you ever heard any other regular caller to any talk radio program tell the host and guest their age or what generation they're from?

If you have OCD, then I apologize for singling you out. But if there isn't some mental disorder causing you to do it then just stop it, it's pathetic.

i hate this idiot, i don't know whether he's a truly an imbecile or he's willfully trying to deceive his audience.

he's talking to his guest who's quite paranoid about vaccines about a vaccine for this damn virus and as always whatever the guest is peddling Jorch gobbles it up as if it's the gods truth so the idiot asks the guest rhetorically 'We don't even know how it originated. How can we make a vaccine for a disease we don't even know if it exists?' WTF - he cannot be this dumb, he is intentionally misleading his gullible audience. We do know what it is you fucking clown, it has a name, SARS-COV-2, it is a corona virus similar to the SARS virus and like that virus it causes Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome, get it moron? S A R S! And the disease the virus causes got named Covid-19 and as time goes on we are learning much more about how the virus attacks the body and what damage it can do. He has no clue what a virus and disease actually are, his ignorance is stunning. But again I'm not sure how much is ignorance and how much is deliberate misinformation.

Quote from: ItsOver on June 11, 2020, 07:23:51 PM
Ha!  I'll never be able accept just how the hell is someone like Noory actually the host of the major overnight AM radio show.  It must be some kind of sick payback due for having someone as good as Art Bell.

he's a real life Forrest Gump or Chaunce the Gardener

I think what Premiere realized was that AM radio was dying and that it really didn't matter who the host of Coast2Coast is, the ratings will be about the same so rather than hire somebody who might be high maintenance and difficult to negotiate contracts with they gave it to the shlump who would take whatever they offer and even work on holidays including Christmas and New Year's.

Noory should have a brain scan done. I suspect something similar to Homer Simpson,  a crayon he had shoved up his nose as a teenager was discovered to still be lodged in his brain and the cause of his extreme stupidity.

Quote from: Dateline on June 11, 2020, 07:31:26 AM
I think that has been tried, if my study of urban history serves me.  It was called housing projects, except it was primarily for the lower income.  I suppose they could just call them homeless projects, but they would be housed.

Also, my solution is to have higher income projects, but I think they do.  They simply call them condominiums or lofts.

haha I don't even know what to make of him, i have no idea what is in his head that makes his idea any different than public housing projects that have existed since the 19th century.

i thought maybe he was referring to the 'tiny house movement' - which maybe he was, applying it to the homeless but no clue what would make a tiny house any better or different than an apartment of the same size, cities don't have tons of land to set aside for miles of tiny houses filled with homeless people.

and public housing always ends the same way, nice decent buildings soon become shitholes because when you give people things for free they have no pride of ownership so who cares, shit in the elevators, spray graffiti everywhere, dump garbage out your window

He's added something new to his repertoire of inanities. This is the 3rd or 4th time in recent weeks he's told a guest about his solution to the homeless problem. 'Why can't we build homeless cities? We could build little houses in a part of the city and the homeless people would live in them.'

he did mention for the thousandth time that as he was staring at his dead friend in the casket he asked himself 'Is that all there is? is he gone somewhere else or that's it?'  it took him until his 60s to ponder this question, something people of normal intelligence question even in childhood.

his friend sounded like a real winner, he was being pursued by the police when his motorcycle hit a curb and got thrown through the air and impaled himself on a street sign. Droopy George still can't figure out what happened 'The guy didn't have any outstanding tickets or anything'

I just realized that Noory bears a resemblance to the cartoon dog Droopy and the personality is pretty close too.

i think Millennial Mike is an act, has to be. Sunday night he called in and said these words 'Sunday night with George Noory and emerging artists, it doesn't get better than that!'

Jorch and Tommy are talking about emerging artists, they've run out of them so Tom asked for new submissions. Incredible, years of it and NOT ONE of George's emerging artists has emerged - i've yet to hear one that had even mediocre talent and they all appear to be trapped in some time warp.

I listened to about 10 minutes of Connie Willis, she's absolutely terrible, worse than Noory and that's saying something. How she got this gig is beyond me unless she's giving sex to George and Tommy.

Last night's Coast with George was just as cringy, is it my imagination or is he putting on the creepy do-gooder persona more of late? It's like he knows he's dying and he's trying to prove he's a good person in order to get to heaven. He is telling guests and callers they're special and a good person and all sorts of schmaltzy shit like that it seems much more lately. Has something to do with the pandemic, he probably took a lot of criticism for dismissing the virus as nothing much so now he's trying to compensate by showing how much he cares about people.

Did he try to pawn off last night's show with Richard Spence as new and live? There wasn't one mention of the protests and riots so it was definitely not a live broadcast.

Spence seems like just your standard history professor, he has no conspiracy theories or woo to peddle, when Hoagland lays out one of his elaborate altered history fantasies Spence doesn't bite, he pauses and then typically will say 'Well ...........' and then get back on his original tangent.

i like when he's on, he's good at giving a general overview and timeline to history.

is he known to be a crackpot? i never detect anything out of the ordinary with him and his views.

lol SCTV was the best, so much better than SNL.

nice to see Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara have big success after all these years.

Find the video of the Teen Telathon -  it's hilarious.

I've said it before regarding him and music, like everything else he is a complete blank slate, there's a real Chaunce the Gardener or Forrest Gump aspect to Noory. It's like he got where he is completely by accident, he's woefully inept but some people project an intelligence onto him that's just not there.

I doubt he has purchased 10 record albums/cassettes/CD's in his entire life. This guy was a teenager in the 1960's, a revolutionary period in music, incredible music in different styles, and he knows nothing about any of it, as far as I can tell by his retelling of his youth there were like 3 episodes of The Twilight Zone he seemed to enjoy and nothing else. He had no idea who ZZ Top was until he found out one of them was a Coast listener. He had to be the squarest teenager in America, a momma's boy to the extreme. He's never once talked about anything borderline interesting in his younger years - never smoked weed, no drinking stories, no hijinks in school -  I don't know anybody that bland. .

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 06, 2020, 11:08:42 AM
Telemedicine at its finest. Nothing says "you're delusional" more clearly than a remote diagnosis shat out by some turbofag who's been posting relentlessly for like ten years on an obscure forum dedicated to the lost art of basket-weaving.

Somebody's jelly.

do you have problems with simple arithmetic? look at my join date, then take 2020 minus the join date, that's how long i've been on said 'obscure forum'.

no doubt you're as messed up as she is but it is nice to see chivalry ain't dead. you'll make a beautiful couple.

The open phone portion of Coast is just a sea of sadness. Louise, the Cleopatra Reincarnated Lady, was talking I think about the sadness she feels about the Covid19 quarantine. But she said it's not all that terrible because 'at least the entire world knows about my accomplishments'. Accomplishments? lol
Then George told her he's beginning to think she really is Cleopatra reincarnated. Of course he really thinks she's a pathetic nutbag as he thinks about all these people who call in, why he makes a big deal about the live programs on Christmas and other holidays, because these people need him.

People do get attached to things, I miss sports terribly, they distract me from my own problems so I do understand why Coast is important to people like Cornelius, Millennial Mike, Barry, Annie etc

Talk about delusional, the host is as delusional as anybody else. Ol' Barry from North Carolina called in to ingratiate himself as usual with George. He kisses George's ass about how he has so much knowledge after 50 to 60 years of interviewing people. George takes compliments so well, he responded 'The one thing I've been blessed with is an incredible memory, I remember everything.'  In a sad way he's kind of right, there's so little in his head that what is in there stays there and gets repeated over and over and over.

Barry's delusional as well, his dumb cracker catchphrase 'Ol' buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend of mine', he believes he has a legal copyright on the phrase, George even challenged him on it in a playful way but this senile idiot actually believes he owns a stupid phrase and all it took was a phone call he had with what he believes was the Copyright Office.  This kind of idiocy is a particularly Southern tradition, notice the other fool Cornelius with a retarded catchphrase, that 'guns, gold, beans, Bible' is from Louisiana. You just don't hear that kind of nonsense out of people from the North or West ....... unless they're black. And there's a reason blacks often play the part of the fool, they patterned their behavior after poor white Southerners the only white people they were exposed to, and took on their worst behaviors and attitudes. There's a brilliant essay by Thomas Sowell on the subject but liberals aren't interested in hearing the inconvenient truth that blacks failure to thrive in modern America has little to do with slavery and racism and everything to do with a culture transplanted from the South long ago before blacks migrated out of the South.

Quote from: Jojo on June 06, 2020, 02:30:15 AM
Targeted Individuals don't really get lives.  I might not be able to identify Stevie Nicks, but I could talk all night about I was born at Selfridge Air Force Base, Mt. Clemens, MI.  M. Clemmons, AFB Lakewood Tacoma WA cop killer no relation, not at all.  My dad was Chief of Police long ago, far away, and only for a short time.  It was just ROTC, there was no crime, and it was not a prestigious job at all.  But they must have wanted to eavesdrop on him at home because as a newborn, I was implanted, traumatized, and stuck into a sick lifelong mind control program involving torture, trauma and abuse for about 50 years so far.  The rogue elements of the USAF, or whoever is controlling or coercing them, has to keep these God awful programs top secret.  Otherwise, there would be righteous riots all across the country.  To prevent righteous riots, here is how they damage and defame targeted individuals like me:  Gas lighting, gang stalking, remote neural monitoring (and not-so-remote as well), sleep deprivation, REM deprivation, psychological torture, psychotronic torture, menticide, directed energy, remote medical experimentation and mutilation, organized crime, and they poison the air in the homes and workplaces (yes, even workplaces) of targeted individuals.  Over 67 organized crimes have been committed against me (the kind with case numbers or 911 calls), in addition to the 24/7 human rights tortures I described above.  For a variety of reasons, I have had to move over 40 times and have had over 40 jobs.  I don't think any of my program individuals are Satanists, but no one would do these things to targets for 50 years knowingly unless they were a Satanist.  So at some level, someone out there feels trapped, like they have no choice, because they sold their soul to Satan so this is their life.  I would like to tell that person that Satan is the Father of Lies.  You actually never really sold your soul.  It was a gimmick.  Your soul is still redeemable by Jesus Christ.  If you believe in Satan then you also know Jesus is Lord.  If you confess your sinfulness, ask for forgiveness, show repentance, and ACCEPT the forgiveness of Jesus, then your soul will be redeemed.  The life you are living now carrying around poisons that could even slow-kill you is not a life.  Jesus has power, and can help you be born into a new way of living.

ItsOver, I told you:  A man stopped in the middle of the road by my home when I was a teen.  He set a bag of 8 track tapes in the middle of the road and drove away.  He probably knew my sibling & I were neglected children.  Word gets around.  So, maybe he dropped off a present.  Or, maybe he had stolen them from someone, got detection apprehension, and ended up needing to offload his evidence that day.  Whatever; I salvaged them, and really liked the Rumors tape.  As time went on, I replaced it with a cassette, then a CD, and now the Internet.  That is how I am able to love the music of Fleetwood Mac, regardless of who the artist is.  I never had time to care who the artist was.  The artists' identity was the furthest thing from my mind until I came out of mind control a few years ago.  And by that stage in my life, I really didn't care what a female stage singer looks like anymore.

This isn't meant to be mean. You have a serious mental disorder that is well described in medical literature, Delusional Disorder. You sincerely believe all this and because of your illness there is nothing anybody can do to prove you are wrong and have made things up, it is all real to you, and nobody else. Many many of Coast's guests including some of the 'expert researchers' suffer from the same disorder.

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness â€" called a “psychosis”â€" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue.


According to the DSM-IV-TR, persecutory delusions are the most common form of delusions in schizophrenia, where the person believes they are "being tormented, followed, sabotaged, tricked, spied on, or ridiculed."

Quote from: Jojo on June 04, 2020, 02:35:31 AM
Sometimes he makes things explicit for people in the audience who might not know...

um ... no. go find that show and listen. he's a moron and your admiration of him doesn't change that, you're in love with an idiot.

you should find a serial killer to fall in love with, many women have relationships with violent criminals locked in prison - Charles Manson had a bunch who'd visit him regularly. They are far more interesting than George Noory and will actually pay attention to you.

please for the love of god put Noory out to pasture, his 70th birthday is the perfect time. Pick one of Knapp, Syrett or Punnett to become the new Coast host.

there's a guy on some paranormal internet radio show named Mac Maloney I like, has a Massachusetts accent and sounds like Howard Stern, he's been a guest on Coast - he's probably too much a skeptic for Coast tho, he HATES Whitley Streiber, nailed him as a conman and asshole.

how dumb does a 70 year old man with a college degree and 9 years as an officer in the NAVY have to be to not know fungi is the plural of fungus?

Tonight's guest is ornithologist Dr. Graham Hainesworth

George: Tell me doctor are these geese related to a goose like Mother Goose? the names are similar.

Dr. Hainesworth: A gaggle of geese are a group of waterfowl classified as a goose. The plural of goose is geese.

George: Ok. And why are these geese gagging? Are they choking on plastic? Jeeze.

Dr. Hainesworth: May we go to questions from the callers?

wasn't listening closely to the guest who is some plant science expert but I have developed my own ESP abilities, Extra Snorch Perception, i know when something moronic is going to come out of Noory's mouth before it does.

tonight's highlight as the guest is talking about plants

George: So are FUNGI similar to FUNGUSES?

Guest: *stunned* *pause* uh .... fungi is the plural of fungus.

George: ok

it's not senility, he's a simpleton and I bet he had few if any childhood friends, never heard him mention any.

his intellectual capacity is so limited that in a conversation he has to blurt out random associations and banal observations he repeats over and over - asking Canadian Richard Syrett 'so how do you like the Queen?' is an example of the former and the 'I don't think those cowboy and war movies with actors like John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart would work today, do yeeeew?' the latter.

should make a list of them.  'I just don't get the Big Bang, what was there before the Big Bang?' 'Have you noticed how strange people are acting, it's weird, but people are acting very strange?' 'It's already { FILL_IN_NAME_OF_MONTH } in a few days, can you believe how fast this year is going?' 'As soon as I heard about that lab in Wuhan I knew that's where it started, I'm not saying it was deliberate but the virus was definitely made in that lab' 'There are no coincidences'

A newish one he's added to his repertoire is the 'I did Stanton Freeman's first interview and his last, just before he died.' Then there's the 'I was in the Navy for 9 years as a public affairs officer. Our unit was called up, they worked under Schwarzkopf, but I retired just before that.'

the difference in the callers when Punnett and Knapp host is stark when compared to when George hosts, the callers sound like normal people. Ian doesn't hand hold George's misfits when they get through - you can tell he has antipathy for them. Annie from Alabama's wackjob conspiracies get challenged and ridiculed by Punnett and last weekend or the weekend before he mocked Mike the Millennial, he told Mike he doesn't really 'get it', why does he feel he has to announce he's a millennial every time he calls in. Kid is odd, OCD maybe or just weird and socially awkward. He obviously reads up on each guest so he can ask good questions, him and Thomas from La Jolla, would love to see them go to a ballgame together and just observe them out in the wild.

What a band of lonely misfits, the Cleopatra lady amazes me, it's the only thing she calls in about, her life is built around a delusion she is Cleopatra reincarnated. But could be possible, Cleopatra was a bitch so it makes sense she would be punished by being reincarnated as an old black women in the American South living on social security.
Cornelius has no Internet/computer - what the fuck is that about, even people on welfare have Internet. One after another they call in, same people night after night.

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on May 29, 2020, 08:55:53 PM
One of Snoorge's most irritating habits, is how he must connect every topic to a film. He does this because, instead of having a basket full of life experiences to relate to topics, all he has are movie memories. Last night the first guest was perplexed and baffled when George thrust her into a trivia contest about a movie she (and I) had never heard of. The reference seemed to come out of nowhere. The guest maintained her savoir faire, but must have been thinking what an idiot he was.

George's mom comes across as a sweet, salt-of-the-earth person. At times she must ponder how it was she spawned such a materialistic son, who's only interests seem to be career, making money, his health, and watching movies.

"I would take food out of my mouth to feed the hungry". George's constant virtue-signaling does get tiresome.

I was going to post here right after I heard him say it but this sickening self glossing shit happens so frequently I passed on that one.

He's no movie buff, I heard him with that guest - he tried to pass himself off as some pop culture with it dad type, i forget what movie he was referring to, think it was an 80s or 90s flick, probably the last movie he's seen.

he has zero interests outside his own career and nutritional snake oil because he's so terrified of disease and death - which makes his attitude towards Covid-19 strange, but then again he's a legitimate moron and really does believe he has some super Arab genes based on his parents' longevity and nutritional snake oil he scams for free from Critical Health that make him invincible.

truly a moron.

Quote from: Jojo on May 27, 2020, 03:12:12 AM
George continues to question why herd immunity is important, although it's been explained many times before.  Her immunity is essential so that people who do not qualify for immunizations can remain healthy.  Like infants, maybe hemophiliacs, boys in bubbles, maybe people with leukemia, people at high risk for Guillan-Barre or AFM, and so on.  Infants, George.  Don't you want infants to remain free of potentially fatal contagions?  Considering your venues don't have cry rooms, I'm not sure you have given enough thought to all the infants of the world.  A father and grandfather... but still doesn't allow babies at shows.  A baby should be with its parent - not with some baby sitter.  At least until it's past 1 year old.  And a breast feeding mother should be able to attend special events, not sequester herself for an entire year.  You discriminate.  Have you even checked to see the cost of venues with cry rooms?  Have you considered a portable cry room with video?  How hard can it be to have an usher (people would volunteer you know) walk a lady to a trailer with video and microphone while her baby cries?  After all, you don't come to every area every year.  It could be a once-in-a-lifetime event for her.

uh there's not a female Coast listener who even remembers having periods let alone any who have babies today.

only reason for a 'cry room' at a Noory live show is for audience members who have lost the person they came with to a heart attack or stroke during the show.

hahaha i listen to this mess because to me its' absurdity and cheesiness is as entertaining as it is infuriating.

The host has for months told his audience that this Covid-19 pandemic is no more than the seasonal flu but they are now playing bumper music that is as hilarious over the top treacle as Jerry Lewis singing You'll Never Walk Alone at the end of his annual MD Telethon. I loved that telethon because it was like Coast, cheesy and all about Jerry Lewis. Tommy and George just came back from commercial with the overwrought sentimentality of 'All By Myself'

i was addicted as a kid to the PTL Club, very similar to Coast. a total scam with smarmy shitbag people as hosts and guests.

he never fails to disappoint with his ability to display what a total shitbag he is.

he comes on the show tonight and announces very sadly the death of a Coast listener, a wheelchair bound 34 year old he had met at a public appearance. he ended his little obituary with 'I'm glad we could bring him peace in his final days.' LOL it's all about him, somebody dies but the important thing to take away is it was himself that brought this dying man peace. And he offers no evidence of this, I'm sure like many invalids that Coast was a favorite program but sleazy George wants to paint a picture of a man in his final days listening to Coast for his only comfort. No family, no hospice workers, no religious faith - it was his shitty radio program that provided this dying man peace. Saint George of Lebanon, the Mother Theresa of shut-ins, Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, your death bed - he's there for you, speaking words of dumbness let it be let be

god damn he is sickening.

Quote from: Jojo on May 23, 2020, 01:34:24 AM


Last time I checked what a venue charges, it was more like $4,000.  Don't forget the band!  Don't forget travel expenses!  Don't forget travel-hauling the chairs, table, instruments...  What I don't understand is why they don't hire more ushers and only rent venues that have baby cry rooms.

They are cheap bastards, grifters. My guess is the few 'expert' guests they book for these shows get $500 for the appearance, air fare is cheap domestically, $300 and a hotel room  - $1000 all in per guest.

And Noory and Tommy have mentioned that the bands they hire are local to the venue city and I guarantee you they pay them nothing promising them how valuable the exposure is that a big star like George Noory will bring them.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 22, 2020, 04:57:23 AM
Yep, good summary.  I wish the FDA would wake the hell up and start going after the charlatans.  The thieves Noory supports, alone, should be enough to keep them busy.

this kind of crime pays and charlatans know that the odds of them getting in legal trouble are low. I worked in an industry for 20 years, filled with scam artists making millions, about 1% of them ever drew attention from the FTC, 2 guys i knew well did go to jail for running a large email spam operation. Another guy I know has been on the run for years, maybe he's been caught by now but probably not, so many scams, so much money. Another guy paid a big fine, but not considering what he was making with his scams, for hacking into Facebook and getting their email database.