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Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 27, 2018, 01:51:52 PM
That is the question.  How much of it is lack of self awareness, and how much is calculated

FAT FALKIE is too STUPID to calculate ANYTHING !
he is just a STUPID WELFARE CHEATING SCAMMER CONNING GRIFTING ABUSIVE IDIOT !
OH, AND FAT...
DONT WANT TO FORGET REALLY FAT !

Quote from: Norm on June 27, 2018, 11:29:49 AM

The funny thing is I've been a regular Amazon online customer since 1998 and didn't even realize they had a 800 number you could call until George's angry call video. And I thought I knew everything!

I had NO idea either !
maybe FAT FALKIE has a “special” number especially for FAT OBNOXIOUS WELFARE CUNTS THAT THINK THEY ARE ARE DISABLED VISION IMPAIRED VILLAGE IDIOTS ?

IF Amazon followed a good business model...
they would SHIT CAN FAT FALKIE ASAP !

ditto for Chewy !

FAT FALKIE was sent FREE a Kindle Fire as a “donation”...
how MANY did I see in a recent video ?
FAT FALKIE scammed conned Amazon out of MULTIPLE DEVICES...
(along with his initial “donor”)
which we, AS HONEST CONSUMERS, PAY FOR !

FAT FALKIE HAS NO SHAME !...
damn, he even bragged about it !

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 27, 2018, 09:06:53 AM
Well, she is married.

perhaps that is why FAT FALKIE’s mommy did NOT approve of slow Kathy ?

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on June 26, 2018, 10:37:41 PM
Imagine the patience one of these employees must need to summon from deep within, to deal with a shitstain like Senda.

He deserves every bit of trolling he gets.

I think FAT FALKIE deserves MORE than he gets...
MUCH MORE

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 26, 2018, 03:24:03 PM
The election of Trump seems to have empowered more racist, like Falkie.

I am willing to bet the gal had an accent because he started in on her right away. Even though it was not recorded he said he calmed down when he got an American manager. Of course with Falkie, American means no accent.

LOL
I, for one, was totally unaware that Amazon had a concierge service that you simply called...
they read your mind and you magically get what you need !
(even though, you had NO idea what you really need !...
and IF THEY screw up you are provide with a phone number to call and act like a FAT FALKIE...)

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 26, 2018, 02:48:44 PM
I have girlfriends who work in the BPOs here and I can say, sadly, that Senda’s behaviouris not only not unusual, it’s what the girls expect when dealing with Americans.  And it has only gotten worse since Trump was elected.

since Trump was elected ?
now, that is funny !
FAT FALKIE and like assholes are acting up more since Trump was elected ?
LOL
there were ASSHOLES during Obama’s reign also !
so, if I am understanding you correctly...
FAT FALKIE and like ASSHOLES were “less” of an ASSHOLE during Obama’s reign ?
LoL
an ASSHOLE is an ASSHOLE no matter WHO is in the White House !

have any of your “girls” had the pleasure of dealing with FAT FALKIE during Obama’s reign and Trump’s to actually tell if there is a difference in his behavior ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 26, 2018, 04:15:57 AM
He love Amazon (so do I) and they have cheap readers.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01030MJ7I/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I got a few packs and keep a pair in my car, desk night stand ect so I can grab a pair when I need them.

most ALL people I know that have undergone cataract surgery (and are VERY grateful for their improved vision) use readers like you...
I do NOT know anybody that has acted like a “FAT FALKIE”, especially after FREE surgery

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 26, 2018, 10:09:46 AM
Did she touch the dinosaur bone?

and was the dinosaur bone “twitching” ?

https://youtu.be/MT1d-tZDrSA
COMEDY GOLD !
begins at 21:00
FAT FALKIE really has a HIT IDEA !
he needs to record ALL his customer service calls LIVE !

my hope is to get a WELLS FARGO in person interaction !
GO FAT FALKIE !
my only complaint was you dropped the ball by dumping the LIVESTREAM !

Quote from: Norm on June 25, 2018, 10:04:28 PM
A quick check at amazon.com reveals a "USB 2.0 A-Male to Micro B Cable" is the correct cable but George isn't bright enough to understand he ordered a "USB 2.0 Cable - A-Male to B-Male"

Or perhaps he's so blind he can't see well enough to note the obvious difference between the two cables.

At any rate he's a fucking idiot period.

to be fair...
FAT FALKIE is using the term “visually impaired” these days
LOL
(I would say he is a fucking idiot also, as he is too STUPID to purchase a cheap pair of reading glasses from the dollar store he frequents...instead of JUNK he doesn’t need)

Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on June 25, 2018, 09:41:47 PM
Lol no it was a joke name tag from a cop I knew years ago. He’d wear it to domestic calls where one party or the other was likely to call and complain later on fake officer farkwark in regard to whichever of the hillbillies was farting on their children that day.

LOL
smart guy !

Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on June 25, 2018, 09:36:19 PM
What kind of nearly incomprehensible thinly veiled gun grabbing rant was that?  No reason to try to out-crazy senda here. No one wins that contest really.

are you Amish ?
I knew some Farkwarks from Ohio, they all had buck teeth

the FAT FALKIE show would be a hit on TV !

ladies,
who is going to step up ?
FAT FALKIE has been sweating and his GIANT BLUE SHORTS are stuck to him !
LOL

that poor poor lady at Amazon...
I really feel sorry for her

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on June 25, 2018, 07:45:12 PM
George purchased a new backpack. That's sixty bucks well spent. 

and it’s not even the 29th !
LOL
FAT FALKIE is on FIRE tonight !
(I am playing catch up...)

https://youtu.be/MT1d-tZDrSA

FAT FALKIES flea problem (not to mention his bedbug problem) might just be beyond his ability to fix...
I did a little homework for FAT FALKIE...
How to Get Rid of Fleas in Your Casa Senda
Did you know the fleas you see on your pet only make up 5% of the total flea population in your home? Flea eggs and larvae hide deep in the fibers of your carpeting, furniture and even your pet's bed. Those you see are just a small fraction of the flea community making your home their home! These various stages of the flea life cycle are difficult to conquer. The sooner you take action, the safer your pet, home and family will be.
Follow the steps below to prevent a spring flea infestation!
way tooo late for this !
Treat your pet, your FAT FALKIE and your slow Kathy
To immediately kill existing, biting fleas on your pet, try a fast-acting product such as Capstar. Using a flea preventative, such as NexGard Chewables each month can stop fleas from jumping back on your pet.

Capstar Flea Treatment Tablets

NexGard Chewables

Revolution

Trifexis

Bravecto Chews

Sentinel
Kill fleas in your home & yard
* Sweep tile or wood floors, and vacuum carpets, rugs, and furniture.
* Use carpet spray - Spray carpets and upholstery in the home. Fleas love dark places, so spray under furniture and in crevices.
* Fog your house - Some foggers are effective up to 7 months, long enough to kill all the life stages of a flea in most cases. You may need to use 2-3 foggers depending on the size of your home. Learn how to fog your home.
* Spray your yard - Kill fleas with a yard spray before they come into your home on your shoes, clothing or pet with a yard spray.

Advantage Carpet and Upholstery Spray

Advantage Yard & Premise Spray
Tip: In order to kill all the flea life stages, you MUST treat your home and yard again - 3 to 4 weeks after your first treatment.
Thoroughly clean your home
Cleaning your home is a very important step to eradicating a flea problem. Vacuuming, sweeping and mopping help get the eggs, larvae, and pupae out of your carpets, upholstery, tile, and wood floors.
* Throw away the bag each time you vacuum. Flea pupae will hatch inside the bag from the vibrations your vacuum causes.
* Sweep & mop tile or wood flooring. Since fleas love dark places, they can live in your baseboards as well.
* Wash your pet's bedding - Fleas love to nest in the same place your pet does to keep feeding on him or her. Don't just take the cover off of your pet's bed, since fleas can be hiding in the stuffing as well.
* Wash your pet's toys - Fleas and eggs will hide in your pet's toys. If you can't wash one of your pet's toys, it is best to throw it out.
Tip: Wash all of your and your pet's belongings in hot water to kill fleas and flea eggs.

Quote from: brig on June 25, 2018, 11:08:56 AM

Going to Casa Senda to take him to the storage unit to get his mac out of storage,  is NOT worth considering IMO.  Think fleas and bedbugs in your car.

maybe
that is what happened to FAT FALKIE’s personal caregiver/chauffeur ?
FAT FALKIE was discussing treating the kitties and flea bombing Casa Senda and slow Kathy’s apartment...

but, what he left out was flea dipping himself and slow Kathy !
LOL

and by the way, there is NO possible way FAT FALKIE is going to get rid of bedbugs and fleas...
a temporary decrease in the population is best he can hope for...
some fleas and bedbugs will avoid eradication and the food supply is plentiful !
(think FAT FALKIE and slow Kathy...kitties will do better, though)
only would take approximately 2 weeks for the population has been replaced and he is back to where he started !
LOL

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 25, 2018, 09:07:01 AM
We would be delighted to help but Laura is washing her hair and I have my toe nails to trim...sorry. 

maybe Laura could wash FAT FALKIE’s hair as she washes her hair in Casa Senda’s bathtub ?
and afterwards, you and FAT FALKIE could have a pedicure party afterwards ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 25, 2018, 09:20:04 AM
He clearly asked for someone to buy him a new Macbook he did NOT ask for "a donation". Plus he said it was not begging.

The Falkie system of wording takes a legal scholar that failed all regular schools. When Falkie was lusting after an underage girl he distinctly said "This is not to get me in trouble".
When talking about Kathy he makes sure to point out that he is "not currently raping Kathy".

These disclaimers make all his statement inadmissible.

Every time you are saying he asks for donations or begs, say he raped Kathy or is a pedo you are breaking Falkie Law.

Do you want to end up in Falkie prison, because that is how you end up in Falkie prison.

FAT FALKIE is brilliant !
I shall pay closer attention...
thank you

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 25, 2018, 05:00:06 AM
That guy hasn’t been around since the trip to Kathy’s with Talkie. He may have been traumatized.

good point
FAT FALKIE does mention him occasionally
but, I am thinking a few exposures to FAT FALKIE at his “salary” just isn’t worth it !
(it’s NOT like he is FORCED to help FAT FALKIE...at least I hope so, for his sake)

Quote from: brig on June 25, 2018, 02:39:19 AM
Since Senda seems to be preparing to beg for a new mac, I was thinking somebody might like to remind Senda, he has a backup mac in storage, he just has to go get it.  right?

wrrrong !
someone needs to remind FAT FALKIE...
he said “AFTER ALIENCON I WILL NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS AGAIN”

FAT FALKIE has been discussing past TV stars that would cause him to “plunge the toilet” ...
with the door open (and his mommy watching ?)

WTF ?
he just mentioned Don Knotts ?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 24, 2018, 10:13:25 PM

Damn I misread. I thought you said that he'd taken a fatal overdose and was going into organ failure, and there was only a 10% chance of survival.

I don't know how I did that...

no problem
when I purchase the occasional lottery ticket...
I dream of winning !
nothing wrong with dreaming
respiratory failure (hydrocodone overdose)
liver failure (acetaminophen toxicity)

FAT FALKIE reminds us all of his new nickname
“the AlienCON man”
LOL

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 24, 2018, 10:07:09 PM
Stop teasing us, HATER!

I didn’t intend to tease...
only report, what I felt, was breaking news !

he is already in the planning stages for his compound video studio...
a GIANT BLINKING ALIEN HEAD is in the works !
(don’t know about you, but...I cannot wait !)

FAT FALKIE is really really interesting in his LIVE SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA...
and I just tuned in !
why ? you may ask...
well, FAT FALKIE just found some “and the PAIN came” PILLS !
should get real good in say...20 minutes or so
say, wonder how many he took..with his hot tea ?