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Quote from: Metron2267 on July 02, 2018, 12:58:39 PM
No wonder she has that hateful, have to take a major dump look on her face all the time...

LOL...
hey, now I am wondering IF mad Maxine really is FAT FALKIE’s EX ?
(would explain a lot...)

question of the day...
in the morning waking up after a night you could NOT remember...
fueled by drugs and alcohol
what would you rather find in bed snuggled next to you ?
A. CRAZY Maxine
B. slow Kathy
C. FAT FALKIE
D. I am a VERY SICK bastard...ALL THREE

follow up question
do you feel I might have stumbled onto a CURE for drug and alcohol ABUSE ?

Quote from: Metron2267 on July 02, 2018, 11:41:48 AM
LIAR BITCH!

“Already, you have members of your Cabinet that are being booed out of restaurants,” Waters said in LA last Saturday, as the crowd erupted, “who have protesters taking up at their house, who say, ‘No peace, no sleep. No peace, no sleep,'” she continued.

“And guess what,”  “we’re going to win this battle because while you try and quote the Bible, Jeff Sessions and others, you really don’t know the Bible.

“God is on OUR side!” “On the side of the all the aborted children. On the side of what’s right. On the side of what’s honorable.”

“And so, let’s stay the course. Let’s make sure we show up wherever we have to show up and if you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd and you push back on them, and you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere,” she yelled.

“Mr. President, we will see you every day, every hour of the day, everywhere that we are to let you know you cannot get away with this!”

did FAT FALKIE really cornhole Maxine back in the 70’s ... ?
(perhaps it really affected Maxine mentally and emotionally ... might explain her current behavior)

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 02, 2018, 11:51:02 AM
Along with “KATHLEEN!!! You have to let me get a word in edgewise.  I have to address the fans in chat.” 

A litlle longer, but same intent.

LOL
I find her very difficult to listen to...
maybe more so than FAT FALKIE
(I would probably have more patience with slow Kathy, IF she were a close relative or friend coming out of a 11 year coma...with severe neurological damage)

a huge plus for slow Kathy was the fact she was in Pittsburg, miles away, speaking babbling incoherently on the telephone...
(saved another severe facial injury...errr, I mean bruised face from sleeping on her rock filled pillow)

Quote from: brig on July 02, 2018, 10:49:56 AM
I think George Senda created the phrase.  I could be wrong.

LOL

Quote from: Jackstar on July 02, 2018, 03:23:01 AM
Can't you just fuck off? I'll fucking pay you, dipshit.

where did the phrase ”fuck off” originate ?

Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on July 01, 2018, 10:35:10 PM
Go to Profile >> Account Settings >> Buddies / Ignore list and you can add people you want to get rid of. Shortens it up to just a couple lines when they post saying they posted but you’re ignoring them. I might recommend the keeping yourself logged in option in conjunction with this or the aforementioned blowhard’s posts will be displayed anyway once your session expires.  I just accidentally suffered re-exposure to his inverse IQ to shoe size ratio as a result of not being logged in. I couldn’t be further from Toronto.

thank you !
now I can feel fresh all day...

Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on July 01, 2018, 06:57:49 PM
Ah it does work. Good. Hadn’t had to use that before. Problem solved.

please...
do tell (how)

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 01, 2018, 12:35:03 PM
He has pretty much told us what his big plan is.

He watched a bunch of videos where people buy pallets of returns from places super chemap, then they sell the stuff on eBay for big money.

eBay is certainly a place to make money but it is foolish to invest in a bunch of inventory when you have a home full of it. He needs to start by selling a few things then he needs to put that money aside. After he sell several more and learns about eBay he will raise a few dollars. Then he can take that money and invest it in items that are more profitable.

If he goes out and buys a blind box of stuff he will just find it full of Pokemon and cat toys, and of course they will be too important to him to sell.

will FAT FALKIE find “help”...
there is NO way FAT FALKIE can transport, move, sort, mail or store a pallet !
NO WAY !
this shall prove to be entertaining...
will there be livestream of products for sale ?
or as suggested, will he simply keep it all ?

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 30, 2018, 03:56:05 PM
Let me check my driver’s license. If I can find my wallet.

let me know if you are unable to find your walllet...
(IF you find a Newport cigarette on the floor, may have an idea as to what happened to your wallet)

Quote from: lichtmachine on June 30, 2018, 04:23:08 PM
How George and Slow Kathy See Themselves.   
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umAurdHLNzU

LOL...
as lesbians singing disco ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 30, 2018, 10:10:34 AM
Falkie has said that he lost his virginity to her when he met her.

He has also said that prior to meeting him she had been used by a lot of men that only cared about having sex, but he was special, he wanted a relationship

my first guess would have been...
what else could FAT FALKIE possibly procured, but a washed up truly repugnant obese retarded slut, as a “girlfriend” ?
oh, and she came with “mommy like” utters...

and, I thought FAT FALKIE lost his virginity in the County Lockup ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 30, 2018, 09:33:23 AM
A good Kathy back story fascinates me, there is a so much there. She was not beaten down and she had to be attractive. She was a slut as we know and there is nothing wrong with being sexually active, like really active.
Plus she was a big comic book nerd. She has tried to explain why she thinks John Byrne ruined the Fantastic Four and between her umms and you knows I was able to hear a reason. I disagreed but she made a point.

She has gone from perky little nerd to beaten down old hag, she has a story to tell.

“had to be”
damn, I didn’t think the FAT FALLIE story had to go “make believe” in the upcoming season to be totally bizarre ?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 29, 2018, 01:11:11 AM
His main concern seems to be going when he can get a bus ride home, weekends the buses do not run to his home.

He has said he was upset that the Ambulance will not take him in both directions but he can not convince them they should.

how many ambulance taxi rides has FAT FALKIE taken ?
shouldn’t he qualify for a frequent “flyer” status at the ER and ambulance taxi service ?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 29, 2018, 08:29:01 PM
According to his schedule he'll be eating from noon until around 4am, but will try to squeeze in a few other activities.

a GIANT CLAM (that ate Cincinnati) ?

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on June 29, 2018, 07:27:14 PM
What's Fat George doing for the Fourth?

funny how slow Kathy’s birthday was so important...
(although he failed to mention it as much as he does when it’s FAT FALKIE’s birthday)
by the way being broke (till the 29th) sucks...
oh, snap, FAT FALKIE has been spending all kinds of money !
and he hasn’t even given slow Kathy a worthy birthday gift yet...
or paid her back...
has he ?

FAT FALKIE is a worthless TURD

FAT FALKIE’s latest...
in science and technology

https://youtu.be/whJRFgcl6gQ

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 28, 2018, 08:21:17 PM
I told you to go to your doctor before things started falling out of you.

say, that reminds me...
Paladin,
you ever find out if slow Kathy’s cooter is still bleeding ?
I suspect it is as Ratty Patty insisted she wear adult diapers to protect the carpet and furniture when visiting...
and now I am wondering about the “boil” FAT FALKIE lanced...
suppose he used his Swiss army snaggletooth ?

been thinking real hard what might be appropriate to have up FAT FALKIE’s ASS...
and, I think I have it !
a tunnel boring machine AKA “mole”...
yea, that’s it !

Quote from: 14 on June 28, 2018, 06:52:07 PM
Be careful. I caught venereal disease here after 3AM on June 24.
Me

LOL...
hope it was one of those that a pill or shot can cure...

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 28, 2018, 03:43:05 PM
Hay rakes at five feet?

I was thinking more like scythes at 8’6”...

FAT FALKIE needs HELP !
FAT FALKIE is ALWAYS asking for HELP !
FAT FALKIE really needs 24/7 supervised HELP !

poor poor FAT FALKIE...
I am only trying to HELP FAT FALKIE, the best I can !
(after all, FAT FALKIE is a disabled, elderly, grossly obese, retarded, destitute, lonely, physically repulsive, abusive ASSHOLE that deserves MORE than he is getting !)

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 28, 2018, 11:45:45 AM
WTF is it with BelGabbers trying to ruin folks' lives?

Find a new sport, MMA maybe?

some civilized people might find this type of “sporting event” offensive and uncivilized ?
I mean two people trying to harm each other physically (aiming for the brain) and proving fatal in some events...

me, I prefer to try to help FAT FALKIE...
(although a match with FAT FALKIE and the nice Amazon lady would be very entertaining!)

pondering today’s FAT FALKIE question...
what does FAT FALKIE actually “see” in slow Kathy ?
what does FAT FALKIE actually “get” out of slow Kathy for FAT FALKIE...
that makes it “worth” having a married, physically repulsive, retarded, lazy, old, worn out Sasquatch as a “girlfriend” ?
and IN PUBLIC...

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 12:02:16 AM
She is a disgusting pig-like creature. 

I would not slop her trough, even for free.

you are OBVIOUSLY a MEAN SPIRITED PERSON, HATER and TROLL
(don’t you feel bad ?)

https://youtu.be/mTvNOzazGGo
last week FAT FALKIE was broke until the 29th
here he goes again...
spends another $38
plus FREE HANDOUTS !
plus he is too busy to see slow Kathy on HER BIRTHDAY !
(well, that way he doesn’t have to spend money on her)
LOL
FAT FALKIE just being FAT FALKIE

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 27, 2018, 08:02:42 PM
When’s the last time you offered to buy her fucking dinner?

might be a money maker on YouTube ?
take slow Kathy to various restaurants and video the total experience !
“slow Kathy ain’t too slow at the table”
various cuisine...
hello kitty bib...
various restaurants, burger joints to formal dining...
imagine the “show”
imagine the “public’s reaction”
imagine the “restaurant’s reaction”

with time clock...
she only has 15 minutes to feed !
and, of course, NO bra or panties allowed !

I wonder what exactly slow Kathy BOUGHT for her girlfriend Ratty Patty on HER birthday ?

well, after supposedly having NO money until the 29th...
but that was last week...
and spending well OVER $150 since then PLUS opening his new bank account
I am wondering exactly HOW MUCH money FAT FALKIE will spend on his married girlfriend...
(adulterous relationship ?)
slow Kathy, the samsquatch with NO panties or bra ?

think he gave her a birthday wack or smack or punch or spank...
or just a good belt for good measure ?
any guesses ?

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on June 27, 2018, 05:24:50 AM
  George... smh
"STILL"?  she uses the word "still"?  george!
why would she even use that word?


https://youtu.be/trZ0qTP3Tr4

WHY ?
you ask WHY ?
answer BECAUSE FAT FALKIE THREATENED HER THEN TOLD HER WHAT TO SAY !

think back, slow Kathy has asked various women’s support groups to help her file a RESTRAINING ORDER against FAT FALKIE for just cause !
HE IS VERY ABUSIVE TOWARDS slow Kathy !
then, just as the dust settles he tells her to DROP IT OR ELSE !

ask any cop who has responded to a domestic abuse call only to have the beat person later claim to have fallen down (or slept on a pillow composed of ROCKS)

would that nice lady from Amazon have looked like she slept on a pillow of rocks IF she were within 5 feet of FAT FALKIE ?

I HOPE SOME DAY
SOME DAY FAT FALKIE GETS WHAT HE TRULY DESERVES.:.
(he will, GOD doesn’t overlook such behavior)