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Quote from: GravitySucks on June 09, 2018, 06:44:27 PM
FIFY

THANK YOU !
it could also have a concealed weapon...
a sword !
note: might require special care when wiping, but it could be labeled with a caution as such.
maybe a LONG BLACK stick, with a multi use vibrating bottom...
“for the lady in your life’s enjoyment”

and of course, the FAT FALKIE Alien Head top (that grabs the toilet paper for getting down to business)

Quote from: damon on June 09, 2018, 03:53:11 PM
Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??

well, I am trying to help FAT FALKIE to go straight...
he has an opportunity with MY idea of the
FAT FALKIE Alien Head ASS Wipe Stick !
(I have NOT trademarked the idea and offer it FREE and CLEAR to FAT FALKIE as a “great idea designed to make him MONEY !)

George Senda “the FAT FALKIE from Martinez”...
the Alien Head ASS Wiping Stick KING !

“Get yours today...Keeping MY FALKIE FAT ASS clean and probed since 2018”
(they also make nice party favors, graduation gifts, Hanukkah gifts, wedding gifts, bar mitzvah gifts...the occasions are endless !)
has a nice ring to it

if only FAT FALKIE had thought ahead...
if only...
AlienCON 2018 could have  been the perfect opportunity to launch the ...
FAT FALKIE Alien Head ASS Probing Wipe Stick !
he could have got a table
sold a bunch
signed some other celebrities to endorse his stick
launched a new “designed to make him money” scheme

the possibilities are endless

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 09, 2018, 09:09:38 AM


An essential accessory for any fat cunt Senda in this day and age.

did you know...
George Foreman was second choice to represent “the grill”
Hulk Hogan was first choice, but turned it (and what would be, millions of dollars) down !
FAT FALKIE is a natural !
to become America’s ASS WIPE STICK king !
he already is well known
and has 1000s is SUSCRIBERS

FAT FALKIE don’t miss out !
(Hulk Hogan did...and really regrets it)

a newer longer wipe stick !

https://youtu.be/zmbKgeccHjM
that breaks down to carry, in it’s very own designer bag, in any emergency bug out bag for your Prius...
or your very own backpack, if you find yourself on a train for 13 hours or attending an AlienCON

well, I am on a mission !
to help FAT FALKIE with his FAT FALKIE BUTT WIPING
FAT FALKIE, check this out !

https://youtu.be/NmemOdsMtcg
proper hygiene on the train is important for your fellow travelers !

I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

I hope he remembers to pack his wipe stick !

suppose someone has invented a combo wipe stick and cane ?

Quote from: damon on June 08, 2018, 11:20:40 PM
Ha Ha they will pay him to get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.

think any amount of money would allow him to just use the toilet ?

the place probably has a certain odor anyway...
but the after odor of a FAT FALKIE dump might not be good for business...
for a couple of weeks

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on June 08, 2018, 08:27:55 PM
This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

LOL
FAT FALKIE and his Alien Head vs the tWeakers !
now, that would be a golden video !

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 08, 2018, 08:38:16 PM
I predict several people will recognize Falkie from YouTube, and he will do his Baby Falkie voice for them

but, the question remains as to...
will they be imaginary HATERS TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE
or fans ?

wouldn’t it be a hoot, if a Bellgab group was also on the train !

imagine having to use the toilet...
patiently waiting outside the occupied toilet...
after hearing groans and other sounds...
30 minutes later...
FAT FALKIE waddles out with a toilet paper tail

would you dare enter ?

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 08, 2018, 07:57:06 PM
That needs to be live streamed. The train ride.

yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on June 08, 2018, 07:36:18 PM
I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

was there ever an occasion where TWO FAT FALKIE types had a show down ?
a sort of FAT FALKIE vs Ratty Patty ?

Quote from: PurpleChirple on June 08, 2018, 07:26:04 PM
What kind of fuckin' Jedi mind grift is Senda using to come up with all the cold hard cash?!?  Poor Abram's busting his ass at Harbor Freight for peanuts and somehow gets lured into Falkie's 'web-o-cash scheme'.  Hell, I'd love to go to Alien CON myself but I guess I need to start my own YouTube channel where I can plead for donations on the heartstrings of my gullible audience.  I guess there really isn't anything to get--nothing makes sense.  If I were sweltering in the hovel, I'd sure as shit put the "Woo Woo Con" funds towards a new air conditioning unit than towards a train ride to misery.  I don't see this playing out nor ending well.  Priorities, priorities...  Then again, I'm way over-analyzing things, I'm sure. 

are you up to portraying a FAT FALKIE character on YouTube ?
unless you are a gifted classically trained actor, I believe you would be in over your head...
good luck, should you decide to give it a go...
NO shame is the first requirement

is Amtrak requiring FAT FALKIE to purchase TWO SEATS ?
OR do they DISCRIMINATE against regular size people, by forcing a regular size person to sit next to FAT FALKIE ?
(the spillover of FAT FALKIE could pose a health threat to a normal size person by smothering them)

suppose FAT FALKIE will make many friends on the train ?
suppose the Love Shack will be going bang bang bang before FAT FALKIE hits LA ?
suppose slow Kathy will invite Ratty Patty to the Love Shack ?

while FAT FALKIE is away...
slow Kathy will play, with no bra or panties
bang bang bang

Quote from: brig on June 08, 2018, 02:07:10 PM
Gee, I hope that doesn't happen on the bus on the way to alien con.  Someone might call an ambulance, and he'll end up in a hospital somewhere in the middle of noplace.

that, and I really feel sorry for ALL THOSE OTHER PASSENGERS being force fed FAT FALKIE for the whole trip !
imagine 13 HOURS of FAT FALKIE

with all those horny young people now residing at the Hacienda
in line at the newly christened Love Shack
to see horny slow Kathy
and go bang bang bang
I wonder if the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN might pay a visit ?
in his Toyota Hylander Hybrid...
and rescue horny slow Kathy and her jar of mayo from FAT FALKIE, before he returns ?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 08, 2018, 10:38:04 AM

In a bloody couchie?


Too much? 

probably will have to throw the whole sofa bed out after...
the Love Shack stops bang bang bang

just hope horny (no more) slow Kathy has a good explanation for FAT FALKIE when he returns to the former Casa Senda...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 08, 2018, 09:31:30 AM
I'm getting the feeling your twitchy thing has been well exercised this last week or so...Am I right?

well, I have been “plunging the toilet” rather excessively lately...
I still cannot turn theOFFFF
“and the twitching came”

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, Love Shack, Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Martinez highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack
I got me a Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause love rules at the Love Shack
Well it's set way back in the middle of Ferry Street
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack
Hop in my Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (baby that's where it's at)
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
You're what?
Tin roof
rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!

ya think FAT FALKIE at least left horny slow Kathy, that wears no panties or bra, a full jar of mayo in his ice box ?
I mean she is feeding all his kitties
that is the least he could do...
who knows, she may have a caller ?
(wishing to break a slump with a fat chick on a moped)

FAT FALKIE has stated before, the Hacienda allows young people to live there now...
hmmm, drugs, loud music, booze...
makes for horny young guys


maybe when FAT FALKIE returns...
he finds Casa Senda has been rechristened “slow Kathy’s mayo LOVE SHACK”

https://youtu.be/Tzo4NHFKu9Q
from a field outside of Atlanta to...
the Hacienda in Martinez...
it will be ROCKIN’....

I shall have pleasant dreams tonight...
of busting my slump with a fat chick while riding a moped !

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 07, 2018, 07:55:47 PM
I think that no matter how much you enjoy pissing away money by giving it to this fat lazy con man, it must be like riding a moped or busting a slump with a fat chick.  Hence, the initials rather than a real name.

you, Sir, you certainly do have a remarkable way of putting your thoughts into words

Quote from: damon on June 07, 2018, 06:19:12 PM
so he likes to be probed by the BIG BLACK doctor for his temperature then???

I would guess he does !
BUTT, NOT with the usual oral thermometer ...
BUTT, rather another LARGE BLACK “THINGY” RECTALLY

https://youtu.be/BanMUWhlEsY
FAT FALKIE already has another GRIFT SCAM CON waiting in the wings...
8th time he has mentioned his $90 Internet bill...

FAT FALKIE quote
“Let it never it said, I don’t take care of my friends”

FAT FALKIE definition of FRIEND
a person who has been tricked (larceny by trick)
a person lacking the mental capacity to distinguish a truly deserving needy person from a grifter scammer or con artist
resulting in a “donation” to FAT FALKIE
with NO expectation of EVER receiving anything in return

question is
just what does FAT FALKIE mean by “taking care of my friends” ?

unless he means...
helping “his friends” spend THEIR money on FAT FALKIE

Quote from: littlechris on June 07, 2018, 07:16:21 AM
Exactly. George has created LOTS of enemies and is disliked by most who follow him.  He really can’t be surprised if he is confronted by those he has attacked repeatedly over the years.

are you referring to his being owed a favor (to do someone harm ?) from the past prez of an organization ?
or are you referring to what he has threatened to do to people (perhaps by paying for an army of hit men ?) AFTER he wins the lottery ?
or both ?

some people (and nations) tend to think it’s best to “ELIMINATE” a threat BEFORE they do something stupid !