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Female Protester Treated for Unusual Road Rash â€"  Film at eleven


https://youtu.be/ui0yQl2QRis

Quote from: Rix Gins on July 21, 2020, 02:26:35 AM
From the Library of Congress.  The Rock Island Argus and Daily Union., July 21, 1920.

They named the baby girl Electraâ€"no, really...

Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 04:41:53 AM
I would like to remind everyone that I put the "pate" in "Patriotic."

That is all, Carry on!!!

Thank you in advance.  It is a pleasure to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Yeah, but who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 18, 2020, 11:06:38 AM
https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1284534766247829508

Okay, you’ve definitely got a 5 o’clock shadow going on in that shot.  Jus’ sayin’.

And then there’s my personal favorite: 


https://youtu.be/JY8jWXH-L7A

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 20, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
Sorry you feel left out grandpa i will post something you can tap your foot to after your arthritis medication kicks in and the joint inflammation subsides.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avs6qa6vs6o

I’ll see that and raise you:


https://youtu.be/ytaYp4FTulg

Quote from: ShayP on July 20, 2020, 10:08:45 AM
Screw that guy.  He's on nearly every night kissing Noory's ass.  Then you have 3 other regular callers chime in and say how great he is.  Then they proceed to kiss each others assess. PATHETIC.  Oh, and he (Mike) claimed to be a new caller but he has been on before with Ian Punnet 2 years ago.

Is Bill from West Hartford still haunting the lines?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 18, 2020, 10:45:09 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-AlDlH633g

G E T  H E L P !!!

Asian fetish

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_fetish

Waitâ€"people actually eat fortune cookies.  No way!!!

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 18, 2020, 12:28:50 PM

Yes but it’s not all bad.  I don’t have to turn the lights on when I get up during the night to urinate and  I’m a hoot at parties when I put a lampshade on my head and turn the lights off.

Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 12:12:50 PM
Kid, that is good stuff!  I only have one question, rhetorical if you wish:

Do you still glow in the dark?

-p

Code Select Expand

insert glow-worm pic here

Salut!

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 18, 2020, 10:56:01 AM

(Note corrections in italics in lines  2 and 6 of first paragraph.)

I watched "Greyhound" last night and thought it was the most authentic portrayal of anti-submarine warfare from the point of view of a destroyer crew that I have ever seen.  I have never served aboard a DD but I know something about anti-submarine warfare and anti-surface warfare having served aboard submarines.  (The fact is that the most effective anti submarine warfare platform is another submarine.)   I can personally attest to the validity of the tactics and counter-tactics used and to the bridge and communications protocols, i.e rudder orders, engine orders, communications with plot and and the Combat Information Center, bridge to bridge and other external communications, and communications between the officer of the deck and prescribed terminology and procedures in assuming and being relieved of the Deck and Con. (I also stood bridge watches on a submarine tender to which I was assigned in the latter part of my career.)   The CO's ship-handling was impeccable and I could easily visualize his maneuvering in relation to merchant ships in the convoy, other warships in the screen and U-boats in the wolf-pack by the rudder orders he gave and an occasional glimpse at radar repeaters.  The author/screenwriter really did his homework and no doubt was advised by a professional naval officer.


I was also most impressed with the authenticity of various components of the weapons, navigation, sensor and damage control systems some of which were still in use when I came into the Navy in the sixties.  The detail down to equipment "knobology" and unique idiosyncrasies was amazing.

One thing that was not authentic was the mocking radio transmissions from the U-boats. No submariner would risk visual or electronic detection for that purpose.  Despite that, I'd give the movie 5 Stars.

I watched "Greyhound" last night and thought it was the most authentic portrayal of anti-submarine warfare from the point of view of a destroyer crew that I have ever seen.  I have served aboard a DD but I know something about anti-submarine warfare and anti-surface warfare having served aboard submarines.  (The fact is that the most effective anti submarine warfare platform is another submarine.)   I can personally attest to the validity of the tactics and counter-tactics used and to the bridge and communications protocols, i.e rudder orders, engine orders, communications with plot and and the Combat Information, bridge to bridge and other external communications, and communications between the officer of the deck and prescribed terminology and procedures in assuming and being relieved of the Deck and Con. (I also stood bridge watches on a submarine tender to which I was assigned in the latter part of my career.)   The CO's ship-handling was impeccable and I could easily visualize his maneuvering in relation to merchant ships in the convoy, other warships in the screen and U-boats in the wolf-pack by the rudder orders he gave and an occasional glimpse at radar repeaters.  The author/screenwriter really did his homework and no doubt was advised by a professional naval officer.


I was also most impressed with the authenticity of various components of the weapons, navigation, sensor and damage control systems some of which were still in use when I came into the Navy in the sixties.  The detail down to equipment "knobology" and unique idiosyncrasies was amazing.

One thing that was not authentic was the mocking radio transmissions from the U-boats. No submariner would risk visual or electronic detection for that purpose.  Despite that, I'd give the movie 5 Stars.

Quote from: pate on July 16, 2020, 11:02:07 PM
I always wonder, kid:  Why did you give the rainbow away like that?

A weak moment...

Below is a Facebook post I made in response to one of my cousins who clearly doesn’t have a sense of humor:

“Recalling that several years ago you called me a male “chauvinist pig” repeatedly for posting a photo that included a fat female demonstrator and today a “homophobe” because I pointed out Obama’s flip flop on gay marriage and took exception to his lighting the White House in gay colors, maybe we can come to a understanding:

You show me the courtesy of refraining from name calling and I’ll return the favor by not  calling you a perpetually angry, ball-busting, feminist shrew.  Failing that, just unfriend me and save us both the aggravation.”

OPED demands that The Star Spangled Banner be replaced with “Lean on Me”

This is what the leftist “brain trust” spends its time thinking about.  Their first choice was “The Internationale” but it was too hard to dance to.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/07/15/nolte-l-a-times-op-ed-demands-star-spangled-banner-be-replaced-with-lean-on-me/

The internet service that I get through Xfinity DSL has been abysmal since March 14.  Uploading and downloading proceeds at a glacial pace and  frequently times out before finishing.  I haven't been able to once backup my iPad or laptop to iCloud and I get a message that tells me it may be due to insufficient band-width, FFS.  I understand all the reasons for the internet slowdown but I'm wondering if the internet in my area sucks any worse than it does elsewhere.  As I have little basis for comparison, I would appreciate any input I can get in this regard so that I can gauge the relative suckage of my service.

Also, any input from Hughsnet users on the quality of that service is solicited.

Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:39:11 AM
Minnie Mouse's dress was always phallic and Donald Duck was always like a lecher with his body language.

And Donald doesn't wear pants for god sakes!

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/34832/veteran-sailor-on-why-navy-ships-can-be-most-vulnerable-in-port-and-how-to-change-that

BRAVO ZULU, CHIEF

Quote from: Taaroa on July 15, 2020, 08:12:15 AM
This is a ship that was laid down in 1912, served in the Imperial Russian Navy, participated in the Russian Civil War, survived Leningrad and WW2, served in and outlasted the Soviet Union and subsequent chaotic collapse, and is still in service with Russian Navy.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_salvage_ship_Kommuna

Amazing.  It’s the life-cycle equivalent of our B-52.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 15, 2020, 09:55:43 AM
You did. It says that you're simply observant.

Thank you for giving me the benefit of a doubt.  Thousands wouldn’t.  Just sayin’.

Quote from: pate on May 25, 2020, 02:41:35 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

A quick glance at the above photo made me think for a split second that I had stumbled onto a porn site.   What that says about me is open to question.

If K_Dubb isn’t gay, he’ll do until the real thing shows up.  Just sayin’.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 13, 2020, 04:41:39 PM
Yes the image is highly offensive for its militaristic connotations and relentless heteronormativity.  We were poets, too!

You will be pleased to know that, before absconding to Portland where the spirit is far more chaotic, Trumpet Man set up a sign by his tent inviting any SPD officers to single combat.  There is apparently a law permitting this which, like our open-carry privileges, is undoubtedly a legacy of the Old West.

Wait a minute.  This amounts to making trial by combat and/or dueling legal.  I would be very surprised if that were true. 

Quote from: albrecht on July 13, 2020, 08:56:36 PM

You know we joke and satire but this could really happen. Seriously. We live in very strange times.

Indeed!  There’s a striking similarity between what’s going on today in this country and the Baader Meinhof/Red Army insurrections in West Germany and Italy In the 70s and 80s with respect to organization and MO.  It was all about stirring up dissatisfaction with political cultural and financial institutions with protest rallies and marches in the early days and rapidly escalated to large scale shootings and bombings.  The movement was loosely organized with few identified leaders and no clear statement of it’s demands or objectives just as ANTIFA and BLM are now.  I think the Country is in for a world of shit if it doesn’t soon recognize these groups for the terrorist threat they are and take effective action to wipe them out. 

Quote from: albrecht on July 13, 2020, 08:24:05 PM

Might I suggest you include the Unversity of Notre Dame in your lawsuit? The stereotype of Irishmen fighting has no place in a decent, caring society. Also my lawyer just said "Catholic Church, deep pockets and likes to settle cases" and then he made a rubbing thumb and fingers gesture. I think he is abandoning my case against the Vikings! Says "too cold, what do I need- lutefisk? Minneapolis has no money because riots."

Good point. I'm starting the ball rolling with the Celtics as follows:

"Recent action by the soon-to-be former Washington Redskins has brought to the surface a latent resentment I hold towards the Boston Celtics.   The Celtic's use for commercial purposes the name of an ethnic group from which I in-part descend and the team's adoption as  a symbolic representation of that group the image of an unusually short and anachronistically dressed  trickster known for hoarding gold, imbibery and a maddeningly smug facial expression is an outrage.  I'm calling on all those of Celtic heritage to join me in protesting this appropriation without permission or recompense of a proud name and insensitive associated imagery by writing a strongly worded letter threatening boycott to the NBA and Celtics ownership."

I'm thinking about a Go Fund Me appeal for the purpose of buying space in the NYT, WAPO and HUFFPOST for starters.

Quote from: WOTR on July 13, 2020, 07:57:31 PM
I'm leading a protest against the cracker barrel store tomorrow. I mean, they would never dream of calling a store "nigger barrel". But Cracker Barrel is somehow alright?

Quote from: albrecht on July 13, 2020, 04:09:06 PM
They usually are every Thanksgiving.

I think I, K_Dubb, etc need to start a BLM-esque movement protesting the Minnesota Vikings. A clearly racist cultural appropriation and stereotyping of the most vile kind. I demand reparations and some stuff painted on the streets. But in seriousness I don't see why Indians complain about some teams. Fighting Sioux? The Braves? Seminoles? I can see bitching about the Cleveland caricature or the term Redskins, I guess. But the others show the good side of Injuns: fighting spirit, bravery, etc.

Be sure and let me know how you and K_Dubb make out with that.  I'm developing a growing resentment of the Boston Celtic's crass commercial use of the name of an ethnic group that I in part descend from.  Furthermore, the team's adoption as a representative depiction the image of a height-stunted, anachronistically-clad, trickster known for hoarding gold, over-imbibing and maddeningly smug facial expression is an outrage.  Your success in redeeming the good name of your antecedents will be a major factor in determining my future course in this regard.

As expected Snyder caved to pressure from the mob.  To someone who has yet to get over the Washington Senators pulling up stakes and heading south to become the Texas Rangers, this is yet another kick to the groin.  No doubt Sammy Baugh and Sonny Jurgensen are spinning in their graves and the likes of John Riggens, Art Monk, Chris Hamburger, Larry Brown, Dave Butz, et al aren’t real happy about it either.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/redskins/2020/07/13/washington-redskins-change-team-name-nfl-franchise/5371250002/

Oh yeah, and then there’s Chief Zee.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 12, 2020, 11:21:58 PM
I'm not explaining, I'm grading. And you're not privileged, you're adored. Unless... hey, wait, are you still the same guy with the stellar driving record and tasteful discernment in your desire for erotic materials? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not paranoid, but I'm really not certain you're the same guy. In either case... you've got some 'splaining to do yourself. Or, you know, don't. Just leave it a mystery! I will allow it.

Nevertheless, your request for a delay to fulfill your requisition is denied. C'mon, it couldn't be that hard, could it? Unless... hey, you don't think that you're gonna think that I'm gonna think that your fronted opinion is valid, do you? Because that would be... patently absurd.

Patently. Anyway, give me a call sometime, Bro--I can read you in, I got permissions. I asked for you for special! I will place you highest in rank amongst the Punyling Army that is now being recruited for Our pleasure. Because you deserve it.

Damn!  Is it possible that an on-line relationship can get this complicated?  You need to set up some Zoom sessions with a counselor specializing cyber psychosis.