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Donuts?   All she wanted was to glaze his cruller.

Of course.  How mean of us, to arrive at such conclusions as we ALL did.
Are we going to believe our lying ears and eyes or our lying ears and eyes...wait a minute.

He did say he "would probably miss her" if she died. It will depend on how much loot she has when she keels over.
He should start a new card company,  Sendamark tm.  It would be cheaper than Hallmark and be for people you are indifferent to but want a shot at their stuff when they pass.

You mean, in the sack?  ???
Preferably a tied up burlap one, tossed in a river.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:38:13 PM »
Iím in Vegas for a bit and am considering driving around Mount Charleston and setting off some firecrackers.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:35:42 PM »
Well, it was on the way to a Rush concert so it doesnít count.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: December 26, 2017, 07:04:41 PM »
I seem to remember Miss Nowak was wearing a diaper to expedite a cross country drive.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: This Place is Back ;)
« on: December 26, 2017, 02:28:26 PM »

George gives a nice tribute here but true to form at 9 minutes in we hear that he is asking the widow about the stuff that he gets.

Right after he finds out he is trying to get what he can, what an ass.
I hope his friends widow tells him where to shove his written advice.  And I hope there is a video of it too.  His friends widow telling him where to put it, not the actual shoving of said advice, just to be clear.

I hope George has a wonderful Christmas filled with things and people to bitch about.

Is George going to start a new video series:  If I Were Mayor of______________?
Mayor of?  Heís failing miserably at being head of his hovel, let alone Mayor of anything.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: December 19, 2017, 04:58:26 PM »
Iíll bet $20 there wonít be another live show until after February.

That Prius falling through really did a number on the big guy's sinus infection I'll warrant.
Nine out of ten doctors that the infirm should not own a Prius.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: December 17, 2017, 05:10:00 PM »
I think many posterís lips move as they type their shit on this forum.

New message at the OSOM website now:
Probably something to do with USB and no one to yell ďI said go!Ē at the Hoagster.


Can we please keep on topic in the Falkie thread?  Everyone complains when he is brought up in other threads but no one seems to mind shitting in this thread.  Thank you.

How very ungallant of George not to whip out his Swiss Army tooth and open The poor physically challenged Sweet Kathyís package. No bueno George >:(
We all Know Kathy canít gnaw through the packaging with her non-existent teeth.

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: December 08, 2017, 07:46:48 PM »
...and you just know it's because of dicks like this who will go "B-but it's not technically smoking, so the rules don't apply to me!"

vvv^^^ Hypothesis confirmed. ^^^vvv

Shit,  I like Tim Hortonís coffee.  Now that Falkie does too I feel my fondness for it waning.

lol. what are you all doing? screaming at an old fat man that has nothing to do with you. I did the same back in the day, and still wonder why I wasted my time. You realize, one day he will eat one too many salty snacks and die. What will you do then? Is that win for you? Who gives a fuck if some old fat retard farts around on youtube. It doesn't affect you. I was bullying that man. Making fun of him. Thats all thats happening now. Do you really think that the city doesn't know his mother died years ago, and he still exploits her and everyone else?
Talking dumb shit on a forum accomplishes nothing. Be proactive.
Welcome!  Help yourself to some chips and pretzels.

Well, I tried, but I couldn't understand much of what she was saying...
I understood it to be an audition for the role of Gollum in a LOTR remake.

I canít unsee those teeth!  Or should I say I canít see those teeth that I should have unseen?  Iím in shock.

Falkieís voice oozes love when he talks about Kathy.  What a relationship those two have, kind of like an oyster and a pearl.  Well, the smell of a week old oyster with lots of irritation but nothing as beautiful as a pearl in sight.

Attention Bay Area Drivers:  Mary Kathy Got A Brand New Car.

Two cars and no money does not compute.  Got to love Falkie math.

Discussing Falkieís finances is like dividing 0 by 0, mathematically undefined.

Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: November 29, 2017, 07:27:22 PM »
just joined the forum this month... hello all  :D
Run before itís too late!

I see Hostage Corner is back.  Show us some black eyes if youíve been slapped around.

There is no doubt that the food he can not eat was left there.

Can you imagine offering Senda a plate of food only to have him yell at you "I can not eat this, go take it off then give it to me."

As the neighbor slides the offending food under some gravy.
If he did that to me he would find the food moist and salty when he got it back.

It must be tough to be George.  With all of those life threatening symptoms he refrained from going to the hospital. Not because of the waste of the taxpayers money, but because he knew getting home would be on his dime once they released the hypochondriac.  George never ceases to amaze every time he opens his pie-hole.  Perhaps next time he can refrain from eating food that was touching his kryptonite.  With George ďWhatís the worst that could happen?Ē Is not a rhetorical question to give one thought before doing something stupid,  it is the logical outcome from his foolish choices.

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