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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 01:54:59 AM »
Need pointers? Paul and Ella can help.
They are my new gurus.  WWPAED?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 01:47:43 AM »
Happy to hear that whoozit
Thanks Brig.  I'm going to pee the wife more often so we can avoid this in the future.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 01:39:57 AM »
Hope she get well soon, man
Me too, thanks.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 01:37:35 AM »
Finally getting out of the ER soon.  I can't believe Falkie does all of hos healthcare this way.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 01:31:22 AM »
Heather and Lasha must be going out of their minds hearing all these bellgab shoutouts.
I think that is a trip both have taken already.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 12:55:48 AM »
Thank MV for archives.  My internet was down for 45 min. I just got back online.  It's the aliens I'm sure.  No, seriously tho, why would Spectrum decide to do a system update while MITD is on?  That's the excuse they gave when I called...  that they're doing an update.  ::)
I guess they didn't know Heather was fired.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 12:10:14 AM »
The dope will be good, hope she is okay. Also, email me the dope.
Unfortunately they donít give me any, only her.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 12:02:43 AM »
Hope your wife is doing better than your phone.
Probable kidney stone, so it is a wash.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 11, 2018, 12:00:14 AM »
Still stuck in ER with dying phone :-X

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:55:01 PM »
Iíll be driving through New Brunswick and Nova Scotia in July on my way to a fishing trip in Newfoundland. 

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:47:45 PM »
Hope your wife feels better soon!
Thanks.  Weíre stuck here while they run lab work.  It is ironic that she works as a lab tech at this hospital.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:43:42 PM »
Then you have NEVER had a good poutine.
Fresh cut fries, smoked beef brisket, a bit of Canadian melted cheese, some green onion, gravy...and add some Heinz kethup...depends where you go.

Then you Americans eat fries with Mayo...what's up with that?
Can you explain donair to me?  I asked in a restaurant in Canada that served it and they said it was meat.  I need a little more description than that.  Is it like Gyro?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:40:49 PM »
No, not true.
I have relatives in TN & NC and they all have fries with mayo...gross for me.
They don't even know about ketchup, vinegar etc.
Europeans don't do fries like we do in NA...maybe in France somewhere, but nowhere else. ..so NO...fries are not a European thing.
I believe were created in Belgium.  In Holland mayo and fries is definitely a thing.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:36:04 PM »
So...you have a problem with that?
What's wrong with Mother Nature?
She will get us all sooner or later.
And...you don't pee?
I do, but Iíve never peed my dog.  I donít know, nor want to know, how to do that.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:34:23 PM »
Then you have NEVER had a good poutine.
Fresh cut fries, smoked beef brisket, a bit of Canadian melted cheese, some green onion, gravy...and add some Heinz kethup...depends where you go.

Then you Americans eat fries with Mayo...what's up with that?
Americans donít eat fries with mayo.  Thatís a European thing.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:25:36 PM »
The big kid drinking the moonshine strychnine looks, and apparently acts, like a young John Candy. I also note a tattoo, not sure Pastor Butch would approve even if technically, Leviticus 19:28 doesn't apply to Christians. The old guy handling those snakes are nothing. He should go to a Rattlesnake Roundup down here. People in sleeping bags full of rattlers, people in bathtub of rattlers, snake sacking contests, snake milking demonstrations, fried rattlesnake and other fair food. And carney-operated rides.
Milking snakes, peeing dogs, this place is becoming some sort of nature film.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:22:04 PM »
Man, the ladies are more susceptible to those things...I hope everything turns out ok, man.

Ha...exactly...he uses the ER has his primary care...jerk.
Iím sure sheíll be fine.  Womenís plumbing does seem to be more delicate.  It look like over 75% of the people here share Sendaís primary care physician.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:15:21 PM »
Holy shit...are you ok?
Yeah, my wife has a kidney infection.  Why couldnít she schedule the ER visit for a more convenient time like Falkie would?  I already have it in my will to press the post button in case I die in the middle of a post.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:10:03 PM »
Ha...if there is a God, I sure hope he grades on a curve.
Stuck in an ER.  I do feel like Iím in hell.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 07:55:50 PM »
If the Devil tortures evil doers in hell, isn't he doing God's work?
I just hope it as fun as the road there.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 07:42:46 PM »
Paul and Ella definitely need their own thread.
The world needs more Paul and Ella.  One more punch on my ticket to Hell.  I hope they join Bellgab and post often.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 04:44:58 PM »


heather@artbelllegacy.com?!?  Way to capitalize on your "mentor and best friend"'s demise. I guess it's to be expected. Since you have no talent of your own and obviously, no shame


The irony of her calling George Knapp a bloodthirsty vulture is delicious, much like her tears.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM »
Whats that? Did I hear someone say,
"I wonder what its like to be one of Dave's kids?"

Well thanks for almost asking.

Stumbled upon this gem from 2 years ago. While I was out for the evening my then 19 yr old daughter informed me she had a boy over and they were watching "The Conjuring". This was our conversation.
I have three daughters myself.  Their boyfriends are terrified of me.  I like it that way.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 07:12:46 PM »
Too much thinking here.  How do you pee a dog?   I could see you pooing a dog if you ate it but peeing a dog?  All I can see is a Belgian Sheepdog and a juicing machine.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 06:59:29 PM »
Cat owner here and one of mine is named Ella. Lol. The other is Billie not Paul. Lol
Do you pee them?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 06:37:05 PM »
"Going to see if our Dracula pumpkin is still burning as I pee our Belgian Sheepdog for tonight."...wtf?
That was one of the less creepy parts of the message.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 07:02:32 AM »
I want instant gratification damnit.
I agree.  I used to have to wait when Art was on the show but they were always there by my lunchtime walk.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 06:59:00 AM »
All,
where is last night's episode? I don't see it in the Time Travel portal? Anyone else having this problem?
Keith doesnít post them right away.  They are usually there by 10 or so.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 09, 2018, 06:57:03 AM »
It's kind of like finding out there's no Santa Claus
What do you mean, no Santa Claus?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: May 08, 2018, 05:50:56 PM »
If it helps you reconsider, I've had all my shots.   8)
I never would have thought gender would be the deciding factor in bestiality .

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