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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 18, 2017, 09:34:14 PM »
I think this thread need to be renamed to Autism Amok!

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 18, 2017, 06:08:01 PM »
Colonoscopy Countdown 'Cast?
Can I get $20 on a cat showing up during the "cleansing" phase of his procedure?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 18, 2017, 12:50:26 PM »
...and courts recognize that financial profits are not always the goals but destruction of joy of life...
You are a major contributor to my diminished enjoyment of BellGab in general and this thread in particular.  Can I sue you?  Perhaps I can get my crack legal team figments of my imagination to investigate.

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If bellgab is not your audience then why you begging here constantly "hemorrhoid voice"
Mr. Pot, may I introduce Mr. Kettle?  Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 18, 2017, 06:34:02 AM »
That video sums up BellGab lately.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 17, 2017, 08:32:00 PM »
Kathy's missing Hello Kitty lunchbox
MA flight 370

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 17, 2017, 08:23:41 PM »
I know he's fond of taking hospital selfies. I'm hoping for a picture while they're rummaging about in Senda's colon, digging for gold.
They are liable to find a missing cat or two while rooting around in his puckered pooter.  It'll be like a contest to grab the last pickle from a jar.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 16, 2017, 05:21:47 AM »
I'm hoping you'll get hit by a bus.  It's a shame most hopes and dreams lead to disappointment.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 the MASTER
« on: July 12, 2017, 06:09:39 AM »
...or beat it...
Please be careful with such language.  It is possible you will inflame passion or offend sensibilities.  We BellGabbers are a curious lot.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 11, 2017, 07:16:16 PM »
I like the way George's wispy locks are flowing in the video.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 11, 2017, 09:40:39 AM »
His Go-pro has been in hock for a very long time but he keeps paying the minimum amount to keep it in his name. He could get it out for $150, the cost of a basic new one http://www.bestbuy.com/site/gopro-hero-session-hd-waterproof-action-camera/5015502.p?skuId=5015502

Gut he will never let the one on the pawn shop go, it is his, and he will pay or do whatever it takes to hold on to his possessions.
Why on earth does Falkie need a GoPro?  To film himself falling off a cart at FoodMax?  Next you are going to tell me he owns condoms.  That's like a fish owning scuba gear.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 11, 2017, 05:46:58 AM »
I just realized Falkie is a marketer's wet dream.  Why buy a pound of broccoli and prepare it when I can get a tiny portion in cheese sauce for the same price?  Because I'm Falkie and the Green Giant told me to.   Why do I own twelve iPads I can't afford?  Because I'm Falkie and Apple told me to..  Why do I but things and then hock them at the pawn shop and pay usurious interest on them?  Because I'm Falkie.  I'm beginning to think Falkie is a synonym for something that exactly rhymes with stupid.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 10, 2017, 09:03:10 PM »
Another story not adding up.  What is there even to yell about for an hour?
That would be 5 pounds a minute or 12 seconds per pound.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 09, 2017, 07:43:10 PM »
This is what I got when i went to the falkie lastest live video

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This is deliciously ironic and the best thing to happen here for a long time.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 09, 2017, 07:32:40 PM »
Do you remember what T-Shirt he had on?  That would help us find it.  ;D
The one with stains on it.  That doesn't narrow it down much but it's what I remember.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 09, 2017, 05:46:03 PM »
The thread or some of the posters?
Well, I was trying to be circumspect, but it seems you may have seen through my niceties.  Not sure why I bothered as the ones I was trying to be nice to won't notice anyway.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 09, 2017, 05:22:13 PM »
This thread has become too autistic, even considering it's on BellGab.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 08, 2017, 05:53:49 AM »
Well, NOW we all know Seraphim has Georges phone number...

 ;D
Seraphim, 
I'll send you $200 to not give me George's phone number.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 07, 2017, 11:07:09 PM »
I got put in a timeout tonight for posting the name of someone Falkie banned.  Granted the name was go fuck a dog, but still.  I was the court jester of Falkie's Fortress but I guess that carries no weight.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« on: July 06, 2017, 08:19:40 PM »
there once was a man from the navy
thought hosting a show was gravy
but like this haiku he sucks.
Limerick, Haiku
Former seems to be for you
Confusion suits you

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Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: July 06, 2017, 06:28:33 PM »
I'm not sure if I'm bothered more by The One or The One's stalker. 

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 06, 2017, 06:26:02 PM »
You were right, George is fine.  :)
Are you sure?  Massive objects can bend light.  It is possible we are seeing George from two weeks ago, before his untimely demise.

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Random Topics / Re: Brig, I have an idea.
« on: July 05, 2017, 09:35:10 PM »
That's right. The real owners asked fatkie not to feed them, but he does anyway. Cuz nobody puts baby Senda in a corner!  :P
Because he won't fit.  It would have to be one hell of a big corner.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« on: July 04, 2017, 08:43:24 PM »
The well done gone dry
I wouldn't even try but
George Noory does suck

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I wonder if he had a dream about eating a flatbread pizza the night the iPad went missing.

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I just overnighted him a gift. To his P.O. Box, of course.

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I'd put my testicles on an anvil and smash them with a sledgehammer before I'd donate to his iPad replacement fund.

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RIt must be exhausting to be George.  He seems to sleep, nap, and rest a lot. Those seem to be his natural state.  He has the eye of the sloth.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: June 21, 2017, 08:22:29 PM »
What a talk tease.

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Hey falkie, is it possible that the iPad is just stuck to your back? I always have loose change stuck to my ass and I'm not as big as you.
I think Falkie is large enough to generate enough gravity for items like iPads or small animals to stick to him.  I'd like to visit his apartment to make some scientific measurements but my shots are not up to date.

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