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Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 05, 2018, 01:57:30 PM
I believe it's to be found written in magic marker in most public restrooms.

You really have to stop doing that.

Quote from: popple on May 04, 2018, 08:23:09 PM
Everyone text FREE BART ELL to join our mailing list & get free daily legacy updates!

Can I just tweet it? I don't want people to have my cell #.

Quote from: Chine on May 04, 2018, 08:12:33 PM
This is all so frikken insane. I’ve missed you, Rossy.


Ha. You remember the GNS threads and all the fun we had back then? The pizza rolls and George attacked by that raccoon? I still have those sketches of the Raccoon Attack. That was 5, 6 years ago in here.

Wasn't it a dead squirrel under his bed? And a horde of ants in his barbecue grill?

Quote from: PrairieGhost on May 04, 2018, 08:04:31 PM

Draw a mustache on that woman and she is Art Bell. How can people say she is not a long lost daughter? She is his twin.

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 04, 2018, 07:58:31 PM
I will be running Dark City repeats on my pirate feed on BartEllLegacy.com to compete head-to-head with artbelllegacy.com.

2018 is the year of Midnight In The Dessert!


BartEllLegacy.com

May I suggest calling the show Midnight in the Dark City Desert?

Quote from: Morgus on May 04, 2018, 07:53:56 PM
Looks like we may see two dueling "Midnight in the Desert" shows - though Keith's with a new host starts a week or more before Heather's.

It's like End of Days Radio all over again. 

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 28, 2018, 08:03:07 PM
I am entertained by him being a buffoon however I did a lot to try to save Talkie, I did as much as I could do short of driving several hours to talk to the SPCA in person.

Do not give me that morality bull shit. I have and will continue to get the authorities to step in and stop his feline abuse. Just look back a few days or ask someone that pays attention about what happened.

Good for you. Are there any calls we can make and to what number? Senda is a monster catnapping cats and torturing them then passing them on to his hildebeast of a "girlfirend". She's neither a girl nor a friend.

RIP 

I'm so sorry to hear of his passing. He's with Art now.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 28, 2018, 04:49:56 PM
Ideally, both of you in a video chat together. So we all can experience and bask in your warm loving glow.

You're trying to set up a threesome, aren't you?

Quote from: akwilly on April 28, 2018, 04:48:24 PM
high

Are you with Aldous? 

Quote from: akwilly on April 28, 2018, 04:47:26 PM
it's crazy how rubbing hands on stainless steel faucet gets fush smell of hands better than siap and water

Hi Willy!

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 28, 2018, 04:43:28 PM
cock and ear.

lips and ass 

Quote from: whoozit on April 28, 2018, 04:35:23 PM
Even the Falkie thread has lead to pairings.

Usually of pills and booze.

Quote from: chefist on April 28, 2018, 04:30:38 PM
Agreed...we can go down the list of their favorites that you've heard them discuss in the past.

How did you know he was in the room?

Quote from: chefist on April 28, 2018, 04:30:38 PM
Agreed...we can go down the list of their favorites that you've heard them discuss in the past.

SV: That Chefist is well hung. I wonder if he swings?

Quote from: Mel's Bowl on April 28, 2018, 04:26:03 PM
Won't be part of the monthly pirate bay shenanigans then? Please somebody record this!

We need to send a bat signal to Brig.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 28, 2018, 04:23:09 PM
I so wish Lasha would have requested a White Crow hoodie. Somehow I feel that I let her down

Maybe if you design a hoodie with the words: snark, drama and bully she will want one. 

Quote from: chefist on April 28, 2018, 04:21:31 PM
You and Ibby have the most bizarre form of foreplay.

Oh, sure. Change the subject.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 28, 2018, 03:54:14 PM
What twisted mind would even consider how Senda's taint smelled?

Not mine. I was asking for a friend.

Quote from: chefist on April 28, 2018, 04:15:01 PM
That's pretty creepy.

Said the man who took a piss while on air. 

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 28, 2018, 04:00:47 PM
Has Wade finished chiseling designing Art's headstone yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tcwlCHSdGQ

I Am Stretched on Your Grave
Sinéad O'Connor




I am stretched on your grave
And will lie there forever
If your hands were in mine
I'd be sure we'd not sever
My apple tree my brightness
It's time we were together
For I smell of the earth
And am worn by the weather
When my family thinks
That I'm safe in my bed
From night until morning
I am stretched at your head
Calling out to the air
With tears hot and wild
My grief for the girl
That I loved as a child
Do you remember
The night we were lost
In the shade of the blackthorn
And the chill of the frost
Thanks be to Jesus
We did what was right
And your maiden head still
Is your pillar of light
The priest and the friars
Approach me in dread
Because I still love you
My love and you're dead
I still would be your shelter
Through rain and through storm
And with you in your cold grave
I cannot sleep warm
So I'm stretched on your grave
And will lie there forever
If you hands were in mine
I'd be sure we'd not sever
My apple tree my brightness
It's time we were together
For I smell of the earth
And am worn by the weather

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 28, 2018, 03:58:27 PM
ouch! but, yes. and she dead too....

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 28, 2018, 03:55:19 PM
true, i have fucked many mothers.

Your own? haha! I kid. I'll be here all week folks. Don't forget to tip your server.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2018, 03:46:19 PM
Without context I have no clue as to whether that is your look of awe or your flirty face.

Why can't it be both?

Quote from: whoozit on April 28, 2018, 03:44:47 PM
This is virgin territory, perhaps I shouldn’t have responded to you Ibby.

There's nothing virgin about you. 

Quote from: whoozit on April 28, 2018, 03:40:41 PM
So, as a Bellgabber, how am I supposed to feel about a replacement to Art’s replacement?

You need to start a "sucks" thread.

Ugh, could you imagine the stench of Senda's taint? SV, what does it smell like?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 28, 2018, 03:34:01 PM
Oh god, I thought it was an over sized clit then it spat at me. I am never drinking when I do meth again.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 28, 2018, 03:27:17 PM

Yes! Louise is my spirit animal. 

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 28, 2018, 03:26:04 PM
I can't hear you when your thighs are covering my ears.

Those are Senda's thunder thighs!! LOL    How'd he get to your place?