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Bill was a great guest. Good show.

Quote from: albrecht on March 10, 2017, 10:28:12 PM
But his story of smoking the lit end of a cigarette was. (Though considering COPD, his rants against anti-smoking, etc maybe not so haha funny.)

Let me improve on that...

Quote from: pate on February 27, 2017, 12:43:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LH__BPqSY

UP THE IRONS.

Quote from: Morgus on March 03, 2017, 08:58:43 PM
Hoagie could have at least used some of his guest hosts to fill in, in addition to the replays for the last months...

I find it to be such a shame that senpai Hoagie didn't have Michelle from Japan take over. She *is* the Heather to Hoagie's Art.

Quote from: Zenman on March 03, 2017, 09:29:57 PM
Sandra is the only one around here who knows when to throw in the towel.

She will live on in our hearts though.

RIP

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on January 19, 2017, 10:02:35 AM
If it wasn't for chan we'd have never known about Art's long-lost Guatemalan son, Pepe Bell

*Added to Rare folder. Praise KEK.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 21, 2017, 12:20:19 AM
People who say we only have two choices should be shot or killed.

YOU only have one choice...do the right thing Jack!

Art's old shows will always be entertaining, but the miserable and childish wreck of a human being he is only gets worse. I wish he could have just retired with grace and I am so tired of our battered wife syndrome fantasizing over how he at the age of 70 and in poor health, could "come back". He fucked us and did what he does best, satisfying Art's random urges. Fair enough. Have the class to just retire and stop souring the memory Art. You can't be a faux-public figure and have your cake too. Shit or get off the pot.

This:

Falkie: A man who has never heard a millennial tell him to KYSF online.

Quote from: Art Bell on November 11, 2016, 09:02:05 PM
Hi there, I thought I would do my every now and then check in to see if there is a atmosphere that was inviting to have a conversation with what used to be my friends, it does not look that way so I will try again in the future.

Art

Maybe be a man and realize not everyone is going to agree or be happy with you after your latest drama? Why don't you just come back, learn to block or ignore users who piss you off and move on with your life Art? At your age you should know not everyone will like or agree with you. This isn't a cult buddy. Just be the bigger man. Respect can be lost and earned. Try it.

I would love to talk about the elections with you or at least hear your thoughts. Hell, there are many things we would like to hear your take on. You have to consider the audience and your history with them. This isn't a one-sided relationship. I truly hope you come home and join us again. These are the final chapters of a legacy. Make them great please.

Write a paragraph or two to continue the story. First one to make me vomit wins. I will start.


“Goodnight America.” he said as he took a long pull on his cigarette, the sour taste of the burning filter lingered as he stamped it out in the messy ashtray. “Airyn really needs to learn how clean up for me better, spare the rod, spoil the child…” Art mused as he heaved his chair away from the desk and placed his head set down. His hand had just touched the door when the phone rang, it’s noise drowning out the sounds of Shadow scratching to be let in.

Art screamed out for Airyn to answer the line, but she didn’t answer. She was probably passed out with their daughter in the other room. He debated kicking the door open and demanding the lazy woman get out of bed to answer it, but the though of hearing the child scream as he spanked the mother was enough to deter him. It would take HOURS for the kid to stop crying.

“Yeah? What is it?”, Art growled as he answered the phone. Silence. “Hello?” he demanded and was about to hang up the phone as he heard a coquettish giggle on the other end. He immediately knew who it was and how the rest of his evening would be shaping up. He felt a tickle in his penis as he anticipated the near future and the carnal, bestial pleasure he would wet his frail body in.

“Hewooo Ahrt…r u readee tuh pwahh?” purred the mustachioed sex kitten he knew as Dirty Dave Noory, “I’m in thu dwive way an I bwought a preesent fur youuu.” he continued. “Say no more Dave, I will meet you outside by the old studio. DON’T keep me waiting.” Bell was pleased that he hadn’t cause any trouble with the house keeper and his child. No need to explain his upcoming absence. He had all the time in the world.

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The cool air of the desert rushed upon the exposed parts of his chest hair under his loose bathrobe. Each strand danced about his chest like seaweed in a heavy current. The bright moon cast a blue and ethereal light down upon the earth. The dust kicked up from the convertible’s tires caught it and the red of the break lights and produced a brilliant, if fleeting light show in the night. Dave was standing by the trunk, eager and proud. He could feel his excitement and it stiffened him.

As he coasted towards the vehicle, Dave playfully thumped on the hood of the trunk. A muffled, pulsing thudding grew from inside it. “Ghat a weal spesschul tweet fur u buddhee boy!” Dave continued. He looked like the cat that caught the canary, and then caught a few more. His indolence only furthered his anticipation. Art flipped another Virginia Slim 100 out of the soft back and nimbly floated it to his hairy lips as he struck the lighter in one deft motion. For a brief second, the light from it lit his face and the orange hue showed the burning lust on his face. “Open it.” he demanded.

Dave immediately obeyed his firm command and swung the trunk open. The odor was the first thing Art noticed. Lilacs. A strong smell of lilacs spilled from the trunk. It made him feel intoxicated, but he focused on the real treat inside. Ed Dames was there, bound as he knew he would be. Ed pretended to struggle. Art slammed Dave to the side of the car and forced his tongue into his mouth as his hand forced his way down Noory’s Bugle Boy khaki pants. He was instantly stiff. “Oh daddeee. Beyond beweef…” Dave muttered as he fell back reeling from the deep kiss, “Let’s take this party inside…”


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RCH TRIBUTE MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOL7iY8kfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nM-Xx4faZI

And a song about Hoagie and his face on mars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5OsGXCWxGY

RCH: More committed than Art Bell. RIP sweet martian prince.

Richard better watch out. I think I've found Bizarro Hoagie and this universe's Robin will run away with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYckkJ7jgE0&feature=youtu.be

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 11, 2016, 10:24:30 PM
She really has a show?

Her nightly dog and pony show here. It just hasn't been the same without Shay. AND HOLY FUCK. I have a kidney stone for sure and I am trying to survive until I can see a doc in the am. Plz email painkillers now.

Quote from: trostol on August 11, 2016, 09:44:10 PM
Hoagie was good when he had Ross..since then...no matter what Sandra says..he's been awful

Sandra has been awful for months too.

"Nobody is ever 100% correct." -Richard C. Hoagland August, 11th, 2016 3:43am Eastern.

Richard, rapists are the scum of the earth and should be killed. I am 100% correct. It's a fact.

Quote from: akwilly on August 11, 2016, 01:17:30 AM
Charlie Wilsons War was a great movie on the subject.

Yup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOuLkfJjtgQ

Quote from: Empress on August 11, 2016, 12:59:00 AM
Braaps to my thread! Hopefully this show is as excellent as the guest is hot!

This guest looks like a mix between James Marsden and a well-kept lesbian tech blogger.

Quote from: Schlyder7 on August 11, 2016, 01:10:26 AM
To be fair.. the muslim problem has been around for centuries.  But the latest bullshit was caused by all those fucktards and more.
Hopefully Trump kicks them all in the balls.

Yup. As much as the limeys love to cry "US Imperialism" they exacerbated this mess from the get go.

Sad side note: How much longer do you guys think Hoagie is for this dimension? Will Tim Burton make a classic to rival "Ed Wood" in the near future based of the BRAAPSTER'S life?

Quote from: Empress on August 11, 2016, 01:09:34 AM
Most of the groups we worked with in the Afghan/Soviet war became the Northern Alliance which fought the Taliban.

And the others, like Bin Laden were armed, trained, and had extra funding. Look, the problem here is emotionalism and "but x was a bad boy and did y". That matters not. Point is, all parties in this shit storm have done horrid things. We have two incompatible cultures grinding against one another. It doesn't work. Their are claims the States pumped shit into the Taliban to weaken Pakistan as it sought the nuke.

Quote from: norland2424 on August 11, 2016, 01:08:47 AM
yup low estimates  were at 1million allied deaths, now just imagine that number combined with the Japanese deaths

They had the highest number of war crimes. They started the attack (and sure we could argue Matthew Perry all day, but that's decades removed and not a provocation after such a long period), and their culture wouldn't except surrender. It had to be broken. At what cost to the whiny future generations of Americans? Most of them wouldn't be here to bitch about it and the economy would be barren from lack of working age men sacrificed doing it.

Quote from: Empress on August 11, 2016, 01:07:45 AM
lol no

Lol yes. Read my edit.

Quote from: Empress on August 11, 2016, 01:05:27 AM
llol what? Trump saying Obama created Daesh is profound?!?! fucking lol lol lol

He and Clinton did. We've armed them. And yes, Bush Sr, Bill, and W started this whole mess off. Is this such a stretch in lieu of many other nations, Wikileaks, and our previous history of supplying what would become Al Qaeda during the Soviet/Afghanistan war?

Quote from: norland2424 on August 11, 2016, 01:03:26 AM
the invasion of japan would have killed alot more people you stupid fuck  :

Their cult like love of the emperor and fighting to the death saw them REFUSE TO SURRENDER after the first bomb. Can you imagine the loss of life if we just invaded? Not to mention this acted as a deterrent and threat to the soviets. Richard is talking about Egyptian gods and playing Salt n Peppa though. So I probably shouldn't take it too serious.

Every. Fucking. Time. Hoagland triggers me with bad views and facts. "Hyper dimensional model"...

Quote from: Empress on August 11, 2016, 12:59:48 AM
Why are they making a 3rd one when only Danny saw the 2nd one?

Because the director gave me "You're Next". I will accept that as an answer.