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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 07, 2017, 04:17:27 AM »
Senda has reached his laziest to date.
Not only does he fill his video with every picture he can steal but the description of his video is stolen word for word from Fox News.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/07/2-florida-nuclear-plants-likely-to-shut-down-if-irma-continues-path.html

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 06, 2017, 04:20:53 AM »
Jesus, two and a half minutes of silence including pictures of himself. What the hell are the pictures of himself all about?


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 06, 2017, 02:33:10 AM »
Come on George... Abrams surely has a cell phone.

George isn't showing very much leadership skills.
I'm disappointed with The Big Guy.. he also let me down ..

George,  I don't like it anymore than you do... But it is your responsibility to make sure the show goes on ..come hell or high water.. We all depend on one another.. It's your fault, Abrams didn't promise us a show ..YOU DID!
Fans are a fickle bunch..you can lose your fan base with just one misstep. It happened to best .. As Art can surely attest to.



"What we got here.. is ..Failure to communicate"

:'(

Abram does have a cell phone but George thinks my number is Abrams, still.

When he got the pepper pizza my 925 area code number was on the receipt. He called it once to remind me there was a show, that was how we got his number.
Now that he got a new number he blocks it when he calls Abram. When he leaves a voice mail he asks Abram to email him, he does not even trust him with his new number.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 02:16:14 PM »
You need to write a book. Seriously. I'll remember that should I ever find myself in that situation. And wasn't DPS sharing stories as well? Two good writers with some awesome stories.

DPS is a great writer. I will never reach his level.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 01:58:04 PM »
You should have stayed and video taped the dude's reaction.  ;D

It was at least 25 years ago, it would have been rather obvious if I video taped then. But I wish I had.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 01:37:26 PM »



Time for a Rally Squirrel story.

There was this place in Oakland Ca called The Edgewater West. It was a swingers hotel that only allowed couples. Once in a while they opened it to everyone (single guys) and there were a few rules. If a room had the curtains open you could watch, if the door was open you could enter. All I saw was dudes walking like the living dead trying to see into rooms but then I saw a pretty gal on an upper floor waving at me. She gestured the room number and I went for it.
She let me in and we started to sit down when there was another knock at the door. A guy walked in and we acknowledged each other, I was not looking for a MMF encounter but I also knew where I was, so fuck it, I went for it.
He was making out with her as I reached down between her legs and grabbed a handful of cock and balls.

I just whispered in her ear "Not interested" and saw myself out.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 09:55:34 AM »


And Rally Squirrel yes, I said hookers trying to stay on topic. No first hand experience on it though.

I knew several girls that took care of girls. I even knew pros that hired other pros because they that pros had no emotional stake in it and they just wanted a good time.
It always made sense to me.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 09:48:22 AM »
I am holding out for lactating hookers...

One time, at the Lusty Lady I saw a lactating peep show girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusty_Lady

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 05, 2017, 09:25:47 AM »
You assume correctly. And no feeling of vagina superiority here. LOL. I am guessing though due to her former profession, which she did 10 plus years, it made her a superior lover compared to other women I have been with.

YP you are leaving out lap dances. And actually I felt bad hijacking this thread until I remembered didn't Falkie originally post on a message board about hookers? Seems strippers might be tame. ;)

PS thanks for making work fun today!

Did someone say hookers?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Martinez Tonight
« on: September 05, 2017, 03:50:26 AM »
i only plan to post the regularly scheduled martinez tonight broadcasts at ufoship, but here are the previous two "lost" shows:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/n0mia6ziddkj9yd/Chefist08282017.mp3?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ahhlck1wytrth16/Chefist08312017.mp3?dl=0

Looks like they got deleted.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 04, 2017, 08:36:50 PM »



The homeless thing I can never really get used to..it is horrendous. There are homeless in the Uk, there are  cities in the Uk with a bigger issue than others, but Sac and SF seem to have the total quota for all of the UK combined. I heard from several people that other states bus them in because SF is a sanctuary city.



Sanctuary cities and homelessness are two different things but none are bused to SF.

SF is a good city to be homeless for a few reasons. The city provides more shelters than most other cities, there is a large population of wealthy people so there is opportunity to get scraps and finally the climate. In SF it never gets too cold or too hot, you can survive outdoors. Try that in Chicago.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 03, 2017, 08:16:16 PM »
I considered being 24, being single and looking for a little head at drunk-thirty in the morning a predicament that was to be avoided. That was just me.
I do not consider that a predicament.

I call it my college years.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 03, 2017, 07:57:45 PM »
The avatar rather perfectly encapsulates Senda's greed. We're all in consensus on that.

Sex providers? Eh, I guess I am lucky I have never had to pay for ass. I once paid for a handjob (by a smoking hot Latina, I have to say it was worth every penny) at a bachelor's party in Miami as a young man, and tried to make certain I'd never be in that predicament again.

I would be more impressed if you told us that you never had to pay for food. That you grew it all yourself and prepared everything yourself.

I also never had to pay for sex. I have done it because I wanted something different and ready right away, a lot like food.

And what kind of predicament were you in? I am a person that sees nothing wrong with exchanging cash for sex but I could easily turn down a hand job if I was in a good relationship. I know because I have. You were not in a predicament you were presented with an opportunity and you know you could not refuse if given the same opportunity again.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 03, 2017, 07:45:03 PM »
You saw the video yesterday where Falkie talks about being close to being able to meet his financial goals and no longer needing donations.



Then at the end he asks for people to send him presents.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 03, 2017, 12:59:14 AM »

I took the shot of the headland from about halfway across the pier in this shot. Long telephoto lens.



Looks more like a shot of the pier taken from the Dream Inn. If you got to stay there then you did have a nice trip.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 01:23:50 PM »






Surfers are a bit north of the Pier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Cruz_Surfing_Museum

The Pier is a fishing and tourist spot slightly north of The Boardwalk. You can not see the museum from the pier.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 12:55:14 PM »
Yeah. We stayed in SC. I like it a lot really. The breakfasts at Gilda's on the pier are damn good. I haven't been to Monterey yet, but would like to. Been to Yosemite though. Awesome applies in that instance.

As far as tourist attractions go the Pier is OK.
Next time get to Pacific Ave and people watch while having a meal, it is almost as good as a trip to Haight in SF.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 11:56:28 AM »
Been there, done that. Ominously, casa Hacienda is next door to a school...

We played with the idea a while ago of going again (We dropped off the first time because we were going to Santa Cruz), and if we spotted him, just video him. You know the way he sticks his ipad in people's faces and expects them to be okay with it? Not say a word, just do it. Preferably sitting outside the SB on Main Street. Then as we're getting ready to leave, introduce ourselves. His reaction as Laura tells him "I'm the gall you call Laurabitch on BG, And guess what fat cunt, you're not even close" would be priceless!! ;D

The drive from Sacramento to Santa Cruz is about 4 hours and Martinez is not right off the freeway, you need to travel down the hill to get there.

Hope you at least spent the night in Santa Cruz and hit Monterey to make the ride worth it.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 11:49:45 AM »
Going in a few weeks. Have other business in Truckee, so making a day of it and going to Tahoe.

Truckee is on the north side, there are things to see and it isa nice visit.

The south side is "Tahoe" and it is worth a trip all on its own. The drive from the north side to the south side is kind of long.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 10:50:04 AM »
Funnily enough, as I was being chauffered by Laura yesterday to Auburn and back, I commented on a return to Martinez on the chance of being able to record a video if we bumped into Senda.
Her response was (paraphrase) "We're not driving down to see that pile of shit"..

Bay Area traffic is fucked, when I lived in San Ramon I was not willing to to drive into Martinez to try to see a Senda in the wild. A drive from Auburn would take forever.

And I agree with Chefist, I live in Reno now and a road trip to Tahoe is awesome.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 10:22:27 AM »
George must be getting old.  Although I appreciate the shoutout from George, I think it was his friend Seraphim that posted her correspondences with George regarding insurance scam concerns.  I don't correspond with George at all.  I am even banned from posting comments under his videos.  so...

Marge told George that it would be a bad idea to try to pull an insurance scam, if that was what he was going to try.

Marge is an older lady, she does have grandchildren.

Since Marge is an older lady she must be Brig and it was not a precautionary warning but a reprimand that she gave.

That is the Falkie thought process.

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Random Topics / Re: live show from the senda monster.
« on: September 02, 2017, 10:17:38 AM »
George uses open lines Gerry aka adrham channel

Nope.

He was banned from live stream, he can do regular videos.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 06:04:35 AM »
i would send him a pocket knife, except he had that "institutionalized" bit of history. oh and fits of violent behavior... ominous threats to others as expressed in some of his videos...

nah... he would just lose it inside château senda.

As he said in this video as well as some chip videos he just needs to carry "a scissors" with him. He just always forgets.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 01:51:41 AM »
The worst Downfall translation gag video I've seen.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the first video ever posted on Falkie2013's YouTube channel:



"Screams NO MORE NOORY" when Hitler was at his quietes was my favorite. Having Hitler beg for a radio and an iPhone was close.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 02, 2017, 12:51:43 AM »
There needs to be a montage:

1:20


0:50


0:40



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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 01, 2017, 11:25:00 PM »
As you can see, Falkie is very resourceful and has no need for scissors.  I believe he is now continuing to demonstrate his oral package opening skills due to the response he received removing the Peptol Bismol packaging in his earlier video.

The Swiss Army Tooth can be seen in action in all his chip tasting videos.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 01, 2017, 09:39:32 PM »
Wasn't he supposed to have lost 40 pounds?

He found it.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 01, 2017, 08:41:36 PM »
This video has so much potential. He pulls, tears and bites at the package looking like it will shoot out at any moment but sadly there is no pay off.


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 01, 2017, 06:55:22 PM »
Well he is always on the make. Didn't he recently come in contact with a long lost cousin and got money from him?

He had a dream about his mom talking German to his Aunt so he called a niece for the first time in many years.

He also received money around the same time. A connection has not been proven.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 01, 2017, 01:20:15 AM »
Looks like the clip has already made its way to a YouTube drama channel...



A picture of Jason was mixed in there. Fail.

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