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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 17, 2017, 12:03:51 PM »
Mostly dull stuff but we do find out his ass has been bleeding and he lets us know his father was killed.

He always said his father just drowned in the bath but now he was killed, Falkie is a suspect once again.

Nice Man Tits Falkie

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:58:49 PM »
She is doing good. I will send your mom back to you when i am done eating at the Y.

Buy the way since your brought my mom up how is yours? Still shitting in ditches in India?

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:53:22 PM »
She is doing good. I will send your mom back to you when i am done eating at the Y.

What happened got bored with Cheeta ?

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:40:26 PM »
falkie is bitch about more trolls

How is Jane doing

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:38:13 PM »
he change his review of george noory book

All your posts sound like Tarzan talking.

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 07, 2017, 07:18:07 AM »
I got a fiver that says 2017 will be his last year, cause will be complications of pneumonia, a common cause of death for morbidly obese people especially 65 and older. 

His complaining of allergies is an obvious clue.

Evil trolls take note: Skinny people live longer....

i wonder how many folks here who complain about Senda's weight have checked in their mirror lately.  We have seen a few and they sure are not skinny. Get yourself down to 24 BMI or shut the fuck up about it.

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 05, 2017, 05:30:58 AM »
too bad,..but I don't watch his videos so I have no clue what he is talking about.
if he is not posting here he doesn't deserve to be watched, simple like that..


It appears he has left the protective wrap on the device, his displeasure was obvious from the start.

Frustration will raise it's ugly head and only Costco pizza will bring him relief.

I do not think it is possible for anyone to be more of a ungraceful lowlife piece of crap then Senda .

a very considerate idea, however the person nice enough to send George the $4....
proper amount "donated" would be $4.42 !
*otherwise ALL you will do is PISS FALKIE OFF !

Holy cow Senda packed on more pounds and his face flea face scab is back...

Random Topics / Re: Kathy corner
« on: June 16, 2017, 07:10:11 AM »
"I am a big Libtard and have no issue with Falkie getting his benifits. He does not have the skills to work a decent job. "

Wait, OK so whose fault is it that he never acquired even the basic skills to  get a job and why does it have to be a "decent" one.  So anyone that has a shitty job should just go on welfare? Forget about working to get those skills or working your way up the ladder from a shit job to a good one just say fuck it why bother and just collect from the government ?  I love ya Squirrel but lets agree to disagree on this one. I still believe hard work and effort pays off in the end. 

I need to take up drinking again, suggestions?

Captain Morgan  spiced rum on the rocks 

Random Topics / Re: Kathy corner
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:18:22 PM »
If people living on handouts have money to go to the movies, we ought to cut those programs back

Listening to this, she doesn't even appreciate going

I believe the definition of what disable means needs to be reevaluated by the state and federal government.  It used to refer to true "handicaps",   Deaf, blind,   crippled , mentally deficient or truly permanently disabled, etc... i do not  believe most people have any problem with tax dollars going to help those folks in need.  I don't think it was ever intended for 2 fat fucks who choose to not to  work nor have ever really done a days work  in their life. Instead  they continue to get a free pass, go to  the movies, eat out often, buy whatever toys they want and continue to suck off the tit of the few remaining tax payers.  OK I'm done...

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: June 14, 2017, 12:20:27 PM »
It's about sheets of blotter acid?

People, Don't eat the brown acid

Why is there ALWAYS a haze in Senda's livingroom? Almost every single video has it..

Fart gas

yeah you should read the emails that i have gotten from him and the skype calls in the last two to three years. It just proves to me and the people that i know in the mental health field that he does need help. As i said in past post, I group home for a while will help. I am not saying that he needs to be put a way for life but a year maybe two so he can get back to par mentally and medically better. I know that george said that medically he "fucked up". If he had help from a group home that can make sure he see a medical doctor Primary care doctor not an E.R. Doctor. That will help and a mental health doctor too. While he is there he can get some money management classes and other basic life skills help like cooking. I am also saying that he could be with people his own age and make some friends. I am not against him from the internet and or the computers but there is more in life then the internet and computers unless you are looking at hosre porn :P After he get out of the group home maybe he can get a car, some land and/or a better place to live to be a happy camper. He calls me a troll but I tell him the truth but he does not wants to hear the truth.

People his own age? WTF he is 65 not 85, fuck him and his problems he made his bed ( I mean sofa couch) now he can  sleep in it.  Why the hell do you all care so much he give 2 shits about you.  News flash he is a lazy fat dickhead who only cares about himself.  I am done with this season it sucks....

Of course a good old fashioned ass whupping might provide therapeutic benefits as well. That would be my professional opinion.

THIS ^ !!

Politics / Re: Pedestrians mowed down on London Bridge
« on: June 03, 2017, 08:01:57 PM »
With each other? How do you know who is the adversary? Because he says so?

It was probably the guy cutting the woman's neck be my guess.

Politics / Re: Pedestrians mowed down on London Bridge
« on: June 03, 2017, 07:29:03 PM »
Throat slitting?  I can't imagine my wife, girlfriend, kids getting their throat slit. 

Wait, what, you have a wife and a girlfriend? You are my new hero.

I fall into this camp.

The 2 restraining orders and court appearances were due to her pillow not George.

". Yet he keeps coming up with all these new books".


That he can't read since he has no glasses, Haters 

Politics / Re: OMG, Arians Grande bombed in UK
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:13:03 AM »

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 25, 2017, 08:06:36 AM »
What do you mean by this? 11?

Fake art bell account 11 in place of LL

So many cats, so few recipes. Is that why he needed the sterno?

Fatso should bag the cats and get a dog. He would get exercise walking it, it would eat all the food he drops on  the floor and does not  pick up, it will lick clean his counters and would love him despite the fact that he is a fuckin lazy lying piece of shit. 

Random Topics / Re: would you marry an ashkenazi jew?
« on: May 11, 2017, 02:32:15 PM »
In your case they would have done better to have kept the foreskin and put the rest of you in the biohazard container.

They cut the wrong head off

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 09, 2017, 07:15:46 AM »
Who is this chick?   She's looking good.

Look at her hands!  She's talking about me, "I mean really, it was this big!  With a Cantaloupe on the end!"

more like a Baby's Arm holding a apple

How To Use BellGab / Re: Account deletion
« on: May 04, 2017, 07:16:34 AM »
if someone physically dies, their bellgab account needs to be deleted? i don't follow.

If I die I would like my account donated to Falkie.

Man on the spot. Breaking news.

Murder suicide - but they are still looking for the active shooter???   

Finger on the pulse Falkie

Hey, he changed his shirt and retaped his glasses what the fuckin else do you want from the big guy?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 02, 2017, 04:01:58 PM »
What have you guys got against Bono? Wait let me guess, his long winded speeches in the middle of U2 concerts or his overall doucheness?

No one has the ability to get that many nut cases, cat ladies, "psychics", serial killers, and your everyday garden variety weirdos

You just described Bellgab

Yeah, this. It's the second time I've seen a video to this effect in the last two weeks. I'm done with his channel. Unsubscribed. Bye Felipe.

I'm switching over to Jason Callan's calorie porn.

At least he scotch taped his glasses together for this vid....

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 01, 2017, 07:09:16 PM »
I don't have a thread.  :(

(by the way, pbs....How can you tell if your new roommate is a straight girl?)

.....she thinks a strap on is a purse).

Ha Ha good one need to share with my pal that told me these yes she is a dreaded lesbian .. ( hot singer in a rock band but I think she is now taken)

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A  lickalotapus

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