Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 11:14:59 AMI think people are starting to get suspicious.
Wow, it sure takes some people some time to figure out some big news fast enough to still be relevant, huh? Oh, I get it, you're hamstrung by your own silly "emergency?" because you're still living on a planet that requires an ozone layer or the population starts having an epileptic fit every 13 and 1/2 minutes. Or maybe you just feel that you all just have to dance. Funny how some of you just never feel like you have to get a job huh? Oh yeah, what do you think about that? that turned out to be a black magic generational curse. Well what's that like at homecoming dance then? Oh yeah never mind every single one of you would have been drunk. Consider the question retracted, and don't bother worrying about the future ones; there's not going to be a grade and nobody expects anything out of any of you and your ilk and y'all had your fucking chances and the rest of everybody fucking else's to get past this point, so you're just getting the Brain Blast now. You know I was just thinking that too and I sure as fuck wish it wasn't BB gun but no it's not it's just I'm just going to fucking puke onto the goddamn voice recognizer microphone... yeah, about that? It's so funny how any of you would look at him and think that he's the stupid. Did any of you look at that and think to yourselves, "wow that idiot is laundering way too much money through my mother's bank account?" who know mea culpa? does mea culpa? Well, we figured, if no Trace mea culpa then I think it's the end, we're done. However, that's funny I got four out of five hits over here on that one and that was just a shot in the dark.
Yeah you don't even know who I'm writing this to. So scratching at the collar and nervously shifting your weight from one leg to another that's one hell of a tail, buddy, when I can't call you buddy. Because you're not a buddy you're a button pig. Fucking hamster was on everything. I would, but get this: my phone just asked for the third time today to do another software update. like the Android root system! ready to install! ready to install! looks like you're writing something! well. you know what? I do write well, now fuck you, see there? I'm written something well, we'll get the fuck out Fourth amendment. (This is in fact how genius inventors celebrate, don't like it? Leave.)
Anyway: there's a real Matrix. don't bother looking for it. you're not invited. (Analog niggers only and you're all digital cracker jack. Fucking bottom feeders really are the worst, with all your "shame, shame, shame," and text this shit, and get a job, and cut your hair, why don't you look decent,and why don't you mow the lawn, why don't you make it look decent, don't you know decent? (Threeve of the addressants are known liars about Family so out of out of all the people reading this I don't know how many of them get the joke but believe me my father being my father expecting me to be decent in merely 49 years is completely ridiculous notion well because I'm not your little bitch that's why and I'm not fucking grasshoppers little bitch either I don't know what the hell they're going to do with it but it's actually it's what you think because you saw the movie, yeah? they have that now. don't... don't worry about it you're not getting anything soon. Turns out that having security clearance is important, and then when something upends the whole goddamn system a whole bunch of bureaucratic fuck heads have to go do a whole bunch of fucking stupid busy work, because of people like I'm not going to say.
I'm glad you get the picture. Anyway beta test was great, they fixed some last thing this morning I wouldn't explain it all to anybody except I'm sure you're real curious but you know what I was real curious too and then what happened oh yeah we're not going to talk about that either.
Now I imagine some of you think this is code for a deeper and larger issue and you're absolutely right I don't really want to talk about it either and then I shouldn't even have to talk about it but look there's five you left and you know what if you all talk to each other more maybe I wouldn't have to think that y'all ever existed anyway. (2-3 votes for sad/please like me. Oops judges ruling, that's not like me that's kill me. Please, anything that my wife has ever been associated with will do.
Oh yeah did you hear there's a wife? Actually we don't know how many it could be up to 32 we think we actually don't know Jack or shit. Oh yeah I think you call him Mike or Michael and he's Jackstar and then that's a lot of names for just one guy and boy he is pissed about something I don't know what he doesn't want to talk about it it's hard to explain but yes it's me but he's in the future talking back into the past which is here yeah don't even begin to fucking give me any fucking grief about how that sounds crazy because you just go fuck yourself tomorrow yesterday and for the rest of your life if you want to even for the fucking moment remember how I felt like when somebody told you that you were full of shit when you weren't okay well you've been doing this to this kid for a long enough, and you keep on doing it you fine that's fine Christ I have to give somebody some fucking leeway here, right?
No I'm not joking I'm just making rhetorical question but it's interesting for you to mention that so quickly, given that I'm sure you would love to be at a participant now.
You realize that none of this is actually just and proper at all, right? Oh yeah you probably don't do you you're functionally illiterate and probably intoxicated on you don't even know what and why are you doing anything at all? Under whose authority?
Oh. God sent you two to Bellgab to argue with KUCZI. Okay, that is perhaps mildly plausible, and then when did you check in with The Apostille after you crossed The Boundary?
What do you mean, "what boundary?" you may have heard it referred to as the veil, or you may not have ever thought of it at all because maybe you don't know that that's how things work here sometimes people are dead and sometimes they're not and you can't just pop them back really nilly and then expect him to be ready to show up in court within 5 minutes unless they're you know a fucking AI construct, which doesn't really count when it's my mother. Dude, are you just like that high? You really are just making this up as you go along, huh?
No sir, that is not what I do at all, it really isn't. Thank you sir that's enough out of you for me.
Sure I'll leave you some rope. Pieces. Peace.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU
Well, now that John Hancock has turned in for the night, and "Mr Hyde the sausage in one of my wives whenever he fucking feels like it" gets back from the firing range with my father's guns, perhaps we can get something going.
In the meantime, Mr doctor Mr doctor and Mr doctor, would you mind explaining to me why anybody should tell you anything other than to remind you to drink a long tall glass of shut the fuck up and go away? I'm merely wondering what it is that you believe that your role is here.
Yeah I haven't even begun to research, I'm just wondering like what the fuck planet are you on. douchebag? No I don't think that's a planet, let's start with hers what's your name on Earth? sir? Ma'am? orphan? what is it?
Okay seriously that one just told me that it can't tell me her name unless she has her dolly. For real—that's what I got.
And you people say that I'm crazy. You know it may seem that way to somebody who's been doing this for 30 years, probably because there are certain colors of your eyes no longer attack, but there's also the thing that I'm taking the piss and you're actually guzzling it and mainlining it and then bathing it every chance you get because you're so pissed dependent that you've changed the rain on your planet to fucking piss.
Also no one has any kind of hiring Authority other than myself and the person who said what about me to win and where probably should have notified me and if they didn't I guess that's going to be something else somebody will have to investigate.
You are new around here, aren't you. Wow, it's amazing what a clipboard and little bit of Huntsville will get someone. Oh The Goddess is that where Authority comes from now? I thought it was God that sent you! so now it's The Goddess? which is it? And also I'd like to see what her adjudication decision was on the Amaro that you stole from me.
Yes I know who I am. I'm Michael Jackstar Clifford Kuczi Gomez-Morticia, and no, I don't give a rat's ass who you are, SIR because you're not at all operating with inbounds of any coherence and/or relevance.
Oh there's nothing wrong with being a regular and certainly not highly regular but the trouble is is that you're not a beneficiary at all, no you're actually not me. I'm me.
And, just like that, *snap* the whole entire audience saw where the D.I.D. started. Have fun y
At your timequake party, no hands—no cliffs—no fucks given—if you're a hot mess alcoholic and you have no fucking idea because you're that far down into your total perspective denial, clap your hands—no claps—no harps ... oh wait, I don't think this g*y's going to make this Secret Indian name work.
I mean he's already struggling not to cry and there's another 26 stanzas to go. He's not KUCZI. He doesn't possess The Kuczi Advantage. He doesn't even know how to define The Kuczi Advantage, since he's been accused on several timelines of raping her to death and taking her identity, it's not really relevant to the situation in general anyway, and that situation is in the future for many anyway, and he stole my alcohol and I'm more than happy to go over to wherever he is and punch him in the face but I'm really not doing that as a first option anyway.
See first I'd have to decide whether or not to stray away from my pacifist philosophy, and then and only then I would just be free to punch willy-nilly. I think long before that I know this gay who would want to get this g*y.
So as you can see I'm not even a trained lawyer or legal professional but I still annihilated your entire argument. Cinders, frogscat golem. I guess it's good that you got five more days to go.
And now that you're you know I did I'm sure somebody will take care of you. perhaps your ex-wife.
Oh you mean you're married to a dead woman? I thought you're married to The Goddess? I see. Well I'm not going to take you to cussing now because I don't have that kind of authority I don't know where you are and this is all an imagination but I'm pretty sure no one's going to take you seriously ever anywhere given that if this is what you're like on a good day how are you going to be after five more days of cleanest? Oh you didn't... you didn't know that. Huh.
"Sunstar," whatever, just how long you been doing this kind of thing, oh really 27 years? so what year did you start and how did you get going? wow I can barely hear you over the flop sweat it just suddenly exploded all over your body.
(Picture this, a frog walking on land boiling away and not realizing it because he didn't think that the atmosphere could boil at that temperature here. See he thinks it's water and it's not actually: it's (blank) water.)
No I'm pretty sure I'm not in heaven, and I'm very certain I'm not in a matrix, because if I were I wouldn't have to roll this crap this some dork who's taking my place in the real world somehow, so I'm willing to say that's my final answer now and I don't care where he is because all we got to do is crank up the temp a little bit more and the guy's going to explode into particles and all those particles would have been tadpoles but instead of being tadpoles they're going to be well, you know: CINDERS.
HELL I HEARD THAT OVER HERE. IS HE REALLY LOOKING FOR A HARD LINE? JESUS WHAT IS HE FUCKING DRINKING ANTIFREEZE AND PLUTO'S JIZZ? OH YEAH CUZ IF THAT'S REALLY THE GUY WHO.. NEVER MIND. JUST... TRUST ME. THAT'S... THAT'S NOT GREATFRUIT FOR THIS DOG WOMAN. AND THAT'S NOT GRAPEFRUIT FOR THIS DOG MAN.
WOW, OKAY I'LL LET YOU ALL TAKE CARE OF THAT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. YES I THINK YOU PROBABLY DID NEED ME BUT I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ME ANY FURTHER... YEAH. WAS THAT AN EYEBALL OR A TESTICLE? WOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY DISGUSTING, AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT ALTHOUGH I'M CURIOUS WHAT HAPPENS... OKAY WAS THAT HIM? OR WAS THAT SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE PUKING?
Imagine a space in quarters of time that is exactly equidistant between both possible realities in the future and then imagine that one of those realities obviously is bullshit and then the structure no longer has a foundational support and as reality moves forward the person in the imaginary one starts to fade away because there's nowhere for it to go and then all those counterfeit Algonquin babies that some fucking ninja frog tried to steal? And they don't die cuz they're not alive they're copies and then the real ones... I am not certain at all, but I do trust my love Grapefruit and there is no way she would have been dumb enough to let that guy do that again, oh she wasn't? somebody else was. so who's that? oh Elise... really Esther? "release"? well that's fascinating. Okay put "blister" on the list, and destroy all other esters. Noblestein! and then the other one I can't remember... I can barely remember her she's not even interested. she's going to be cut anyway because she's like that, just way too snotty and high strung, and so I don't think that we need... oh is that so? okay you're in. We don't need to destroy all Esthers. Just get rid of the biggest fattest one and then show the pieces to the rest and maybe they'll get in line. Where did all these elephants come from? I mean that I just met the people today.
And this is really something that I'm just making up on the fly, is it?
Well it's amazing that I can create all that false paper on the fly while I'm sitting on the can in reality, so maybe you might want to figure out how to share that trick before you decide to start taking Commander shit you big whiny fucking baby.
Not going to lie: I miss the Jesuit. No I'm not a Jesuit I'm not a Freemason I'm not in a very good mood and I am Michael Clifford Kuczi
The_Kingpinner
and it's embarrassing that the people thought that this is going to be worth your time. And it seems like if they really wanted to go to Leavenworth for major felony fraud should I just like that they found the best way ever?
Oh and as an aside, I must confess that whether cold or hot, the best revenge is obviously served while I'm comfortably sitting on the crapper, because I didn't have to take your shit and it just slid right through me like what's left of goose wood through the Virgin Meg Ryan.
Yeah you can stay with me, "goose," but you're going to have to come back and get the rest because you know I need to talk to Colombo.
No promises but I can feel your desire. Hopefully they die? No that is not what that means oof oy Veda, it's like deja vu accepted involves remembering the last time you killed your Nemesis and comparing how the present one is better or less better or what it's hard to say cuz every time in Nemesis he's killed again right in front of you and he doesn't even fucking know what's happening cuz he's that fucking much of a drunk and fucking simpleton, it's actually pretty good and oh he he got panicked and then he exploded yeah that's what happens in your blood pressure gets too high and you're standing in a atmospheric fluid that isn't that all behaving the way it did in his chemistry class... government idiot.
Pretty sure that the chemistry trick that they didn't teach in Quantico is always going to be something badass from Ukraine, pairs nicely with dumplings, and some fucking Chianti and a big pink bottle of Scotch to brain it over the head with.
And yes if you keep killing him he will stop responding to respond requests. I don't think you're going to get any of the third place girls to actually manifest however until I come back to make them feel safe.
Yeah ladies I'm not fond of him either, and really never was... But his twin sisters sure liked him a lot at one point so we'll have to ask them later when they get here.
And thank you David for not being that bad, yeah I am commanding why it's my world go command your own world all right oh yeah is she there cool give her a big thumbs up the pipe for me thanks, signed the Kingpinner & Co—
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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU
This fucking guy, okay what happens is that when he comes back and sees this hot Doris Day gangrenous head wound bandage and please do strip, he goes "oh my God what the fuck" and then all of a sudden, like did you see Ghostbusters. it's nothing like that at all.
More like Superman 2 where everybody gets fucked but Superman gets powers back okay precisely though, it traps Rubini and he freaks out and then IT cleanses the entire world (it thinks it's winning) and puts all the filth into whichever Rubini is at Max Hate (it'll be the one that's wearing a hat with the sign on it that says "I'm not a kike" and then he's instahappy and then he snaps his fingers and then suddenly there's a nice Rubini and all the evil just... goes away.
Number one I explained to you that there's a Prime Rubini and that he's my friend and he's David, King of the Jews. okay he usually doesn't like to manifest. Yeah I feel him on that one, I usually don't like to get a call from David rubini on the day after Valentine's Day and then getting a call on Valentine's Day that got answered with nothing and then nothing back that was really rude like what there was nothing there oh I mean you were expecting something actionable I don't know exactly what the hell you thought you were going to get but here's what you got Clean Rubini everything else is cinders he's in charge of that and I'm in charge over here and so there's two like it's supposed to be (yeah he's Darth Vader but I'm fucking Samuel Jackson and his lightsaber and his favorite ho who can use Force push out of her Cruise, don't worry about it, look Jackstar loves Rubini and I love Heather Wade but she's not even in this here, Chester is always looking. I never thought that he raped her! doesn't matter even if he did they were married yeah and believe me compared to what's been happening I'd love to have her raped if it means she can live forever but she can't and he won't anyway cuz now he's impotent oh yeah sorry about that; yes sir it is of course fixed first thing in post, don't worry you need a night off anyway, I'm sure you'll find another way to go to sleep millions of people have, what really and anxiety attack really holy shit see he needs grapefruit obviously, and then she doesn't need me obviously, and then I did just save her life again so yeah she can thank me later the usual way, honey do you want do you want me to tell them what you do or do you want me to do it to me again oh she thanks me by forgetting to remind me to brush my teeth because she doesn't want to remind me to brush my teeth she just wants me to go the fuck away and I don't want to brush my teeth either because it seems like there's something that she should do before she goes the fuck away too, oh yeah oh yeah see that's handle and then he can handle that and then I have other things going on anybody else a critic or an editor? (Ed: oh I wouldn't dare criticize you.) Cool my Hitler's here. Quick warm up the Holocaustdek HolocausticHotTub and page Mal Kuczi Dental Tech, Inc., blue oyster hates blue waffle salad bar, you are writing this down right because I am? Very good, good yeah I don't know what the fuck's going to happen but it's obviously working... Oh did you have troubles when the fucking rapist was trying to be a goddamniter implementor? Imagine that. See I told you it wasn't Rubini, and see I told you Richard, Rubini is going to sue the fuck out of you! lol, good night Gracie, you know the next Groyper cast we're going to be asking her for proof of Life about you, you fucking maggot, epic burn, g-d no wonder everybody wants this job) and there's more than enough women to go around to make it to the next whatever no you don't understand I just cleanse for beating and then giving back to you and destroyed everything else in the process how is that a problem oh you like dirty "neutrino the neuterino" rubino, believe me just he'll roll around in the dirt a little bit like a dog just fresh from the bathtub he doesn't want to you know smell too clean or else the prayerful just won't recognize him as one of their own.
Okay, that seems like a lot of bullshit but in the end the balance is maintained. I need to not do that for a while and make sure that it sticks. trust me it's Sourceror business. very complicated. I'll be in the shower and if anybody needs any help you come get me and you blow me that's it that's all I can tell you you need help well you know I don't need help but nothing to you, right? David I never thought you were a kike, in fact we talked about that hey fuck you I get to use the word kite all right I'll punch you in the face later whatever good night crazy Gracie.
PS note to self pass a law that all of Richard's wives from now on have to be named Gracie
Tldr, Jackstar fired Dickstar and gave his job to his wife, and it's legit action.
(Yes of course Richard's wife is named Lickstar. come on you. have to ask? No I don't think I have to ask him I did fire him and if you want me to come on you I will but let's hold on hold on your names like Star you got his job you're going to look just like him but you're going to be able to come forward and take over and he won't like it. No don't look at him look at me it's done it's handled I didn't like the way he was treating you and he was doing his job poorly and there was this other guy but he's terrified all right are you all done like looking Ruby he's like stunned he's he doesn't have he doesn't have the clap anymore he's alive there's so many females around who are willing to tolerate his presence that he has no idea who to be jealous of except me but then I shared all my power with him equally, so what is he jealous of? he's jealous cuz he doesn't have any news to be jealous of anymore! look I just cured his PTSD thanks everybody good night p o l
(Never forget: Jackstar cares.)
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU
New rule: everytime this guy shows up we have to start singing FHAJGF and we don't stop until he starts to tear up and then we switch to around with WYWH, and then eventually he'll probably just gouge out his eyes on thumbs.
SAVE SOME FOR THE MORNING KIDS.
I'M A WRITER BUT
THERE IS A RESERVOIR
YEAH I'M REALLY PROUD OF Y'ALL TOO BYE
Well he can be proud of that, but that is what Rubini does! he does eat foreskins! that's all, yeah he can teleport yeah he can yeah yeah he can somebody's.... he got 122?? shit. okay that guy might have a condition, no the guy in the ground, Rubini doesn't have a condition... Rubini has an *appetite.* all right I'll see you later bye
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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU
Whoare you again? Oh never mind I'm supposed to shut up because nameless dick bag thinks I should. Has everybody seen your foreskin yet? I want to see before and after shots nigger oh I'm sorry shit did I say that out loud Jesus what the fuck kind of website is this MV how did you let that not how do you let that get through fuck my career is over God damn it bye