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Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 22, 2015, 03:23:34 AM
If you were moderator would that post be allowed?

Hmmm Paper Boy... Interesting Hobson's Choice, kind'a like do I respond to Ads for Mormon mother-daughter wife combos or the Ads for truck stop in 'cab' call girls.

Quote from: laserjock on May 22, 2015, 10:38:17 AM
The ad is for Muslim mates.  WTF?

Strange indeed... Lately I've been getting ads for Mormon mother and daughter wife combos. And Truck stop lot lizards.

It's refreshing to read your posts and watch your videos, they express contentment and gratefulness of a life well lived.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 22, 2015, 02:17:06 AM
Leave it to the crow to crap on everything.

I do what I'm talking about... I'm a certified internet Forum Moderator.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 22, 2015, 01:18:07 AM

/I broke my own rule of never posting in this thread again, and the shame is overwhelming.

No worries mate... The Big Guy still needs all our help and advice.

Quote from: twiki on May 21, 2015, 11:02:40 PM
I see this is still a thing. Do I need to read the past 20 pages that I've missed or can someone give me the short hand version of events?

Yep.... Short recap.

Falkie is a honorable and busy fellow.

1. He helped Kathy find a new apartment.
2. After two years of wearing broken glasses, because he helped Kathy with expenses, finally got new glasses.
3. Repaid my loan to him as agreed.
4. Working on a getting a job, on Dave's new TV show.
5. Been busy making many new videos on variety of interesting and humorist subjects.
6. Cleaned his apartment, and promised to make a video of his apartment.
7. Thinking about buying Kathy a new car.
8. Considering getting his driver's licenses back.

Most of the other posts were from the kind and gentle people of Bellgab, offering The Big Guy helpful and useful advice.

Quote from: bateman on May 22, 2015, 12:41:36 AM
This thread is chaos and I have no idea what's going on anymore.

If I was moderator this crap wouldn't be allowed.

Recap of last 6 pages.

Art is moving his compound to Utah, becoming a fundamentalist's Mormon, and has been hitting on Redacted and eyenoeyeno with marriage proposals and promises of a substantial dowry payments from his 10 million dollars net worth.
Aldous fill it's necessary to defend the honor of woman and is negotiating a larger dowry payment with a small commission for himself. Rush will be playing at the wedding reception(s).
Apparently only Bellgab insiders and MV's clique have been invited to the wedding(s).

I didn't get a wedding invitation.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 21, 2015, 03:54:29 AM


I have never heard you because someone sent a pm with the wrong date for the last show, and I only heard one other Gabcast. You are not a white supremacist crow are you?

No way Sir....I'm not a white supremacist, I'm an Elitist. I discriminate equally and fairly against everyone, with no regards to their race, color, religious creed, national origin, ancestry, sex, sexual orientation, age, genetic information or disability.

Quote from: MV on May 20, 2015, 11:19:25 AM
i wanted to puke the first time i heard the phrase "too big to fail" in association with justifying government bailouts.  no business should be allowed to become "too big to fail".  bankers talk a great game when expressing their opposition to government interference, yet they suddenly forget about their "capitalist" convictions when it's time to secure government assistance.

For balance... There are a lot of clean Banks, that didn't participate in the TARP bailout. And now have to pay for the sins of the problem banks with much higher OCC and FDIC assessments.

Plus it's hard for the clean banks today to compete with the problem Banks.

The problem Banks are being regulated (forced) to improve their overall loan portfolio credit standards, to offset their old bad loans.
To attract new (good) loans, problem Banks now offer below market favorable terms. (low interest rates, longer amortizations and maturities)
To compete with the problem banks, the clean Banks also have to lower their loan interest rates (income), to levels that aren't high enough to maintain net income that is required to support safe capital ratios.

When interest rates eventually raise (they can only go up) bank income will get hammered again, because cost of funds (interest paid on deposits) will raise faster than Banks can increase interest rates on Loans.
More regulated Asset/Liability Management that was enacted to help problem Banks but eventually will do more harm that good for both problem and clean Banks.

The government through stupidity or design have come up with the perfect storm of new regulations, that will drive more of the once well managed 'clean' banks to failure.   
   

Me....   we are talking about Gabcast call-ins... right?

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 20, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Spayed my little shed cat today. She has a sad.

Who paid for it (spaying)? Is she a service cat?  What's her name? What's her favorite food? Does she purr?

Quote from: brig on May 20, 2015, 10:17:35 AM
It was fun for me too   Another moment in time that I will never forget

I too enjoyed your hearing you.

Navel lint

Quote from: brig on May 19, 2015, 04:34:01 PM
I still have about 350 pages to read ....Mwahahahaha

Please take time to jump in on the current discussion too.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 19, 2015, 06:21:05 PM
Say with a wink, and you might even get some.

I'd only get my usual rolling eyes

Quote from: wr250 on May 19, 2015, 07:31:41 PM
yes the picture has a moustache

I though so... but wasn't a 100% sure. I like it

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 19, 2015, 12:46:42 PM

WC was taking the piss. He knows as we do that Senda really has broken glasses and instead spent all his begging money on shit he neither needs, or knows how to use. Driving illegally to a place to secure an interview (twice) with a pair of blokes who really didn't want to be there, one of whom for reasons that escape me, apparently donated funds for said glasses.

Senda isn't that clever. He may read a lot, but hey, you read one conspiracy theory book, you've read em all.

As I just posted to Jen, I notice details and remember them.
I have other video evidence to prove that Falkie isn't the dolt you guys make him out to be.

He's been trolling you haters right along and us Falkie's Fans have been having a wonderful time, watching and encouraging him to do it.
My Goodness listen to the last Gabcast, Onan and Paladin sounded deranged with their obsessive hatred of Falkie.... It was possibly the best fun I ever had listening to a live broadcast!!!     

Quote from: PathoJen on May 19, 2015, 12:40:34 PM
Hey White Crow, I've read and reread your theory about Falkies glasses and his branding himself etc. I'm just not convinced. That would mean he would have to be a pretty darn good actor in addition to being a crafty conman, one that sees the big picture and is always thinking ahead. Falkie is pretty smart and does have interesting things to say from time to time, but I think unless someone else planted that "broken glasses for branding" seed, Falkie really does just have broken glasses

No so Jen, I've been on to Falkie using the broken glasses gag for a long time. I know that for sure.
I wish I would of bookmarked the video where he mistaken wore the same 'good' glasses that previously had a tape repair on them and then those same glasses reappeared with a different tape repair.

If you have read my many boring posts on Bellgab, I think it safe to say, my record would show, that I have the ability to notice details and remember them.
I'm a busy guy, but when I have time I'll find that video, or not.... Falkie may of deleted it already 

And we all have a little larceny in our soul.... I don't think Falkie started out to grift Dave for new Glasses, he just capitalized on circumstances, as any good showman would and should. 

Quote from: PathoJen on May 19, 2015, 12:29:35 PM
My day and all of my meals are officially ruined

Sorry Jen, I had a momentary lapse of good posting manners.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 19, 2015, 10:22:06 AM
Actually it is my thyroid.  Unlike Falkie I actually fucking work and don't need to beg for money on the internet every time I have a medical problem or feel the need to beg the world for money.

Balkie could learn something. I also don't feel the need to go buy copious amounts of Apple products or beg noory for money. Nor am I soaking the government/tax payers for my ailments. Go fucking figure.


Ps. Go fuck yourself

Sincerely, hope all goes well with your thyroid issues, please stop by to let us know how things turned out if so inclined. Best to you and your family.

P.S. I'll miss your participation on this thread. 

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 19, 2015, 01:31:32 AM
I suggest we stop mentioning that man in the Art Bell Thread. The sooner people just ingnore him, the better bellgab will be. If i was not getting an expensive surgery, I would foot the $1,000 bill to ban him, for his sake and Bellgab's.

Yikes... that foot fungus must of taken a long time to develop to that level. Glad you got your priorities right now and are getting it taken care of. btw, if need any help with the $1,000 it'd consider making a loan. 

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 19, 2015, 02:03:07 AM
This will be my last post here, and I hope that everyone will join me in boycotting this thread. End it now.

/GNS
//Falkie too

What!  why quit now?.... when we're busy exploring new themes for Season Two.
Oh well "A man's go'ta do what'a a man's got'a do. Best to you in your new pursuits.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 19, 2015, 01:54:35 AM
Actually, the other glasses were too broken and kept falling off my face everytime I bent down. And it wasn't two years between glasses.
I had no choice but to do that and see or try to wander around and run into people or tables or injure myself or others.
Never said I liked it.
Costco has the record of the last glasses I bought, which were the one's duct taped to my head. I would have used surgical tape but didn't have the time to look.
And why would I take Dave's money under a false pretense ?
More bs.
My glasses had one temple break off, then the other one fell off in the eye surgeons office while I had them in my hand.
I NEEDED NEW glasses !
No lie, no marketing, no well played.
Even though John Wayne, never said it ...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

"More BS" Careful there Big Guy, I'm not the one doing the BS'ing.

I don't have the time to weed through your videos, to prove when you first started to use broken glasses.
I'd really appreciate it, if you could provide a link to the first video that you appeared with broken glasses.

Quote from: Étouffée on May 18, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
Is BellGab the "unmoderated forum", as referenced in the MITD FAQ? 
Is MV a Mod, or a Rocker?

I thought it'd be fun to have a troll as a moderator, to stir the pot when needed.
I was wrong.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 19, 2015, 12:40:16 AM
WhiteCrow-
Never ask a magician how he pulls off his tricks.
This is part of the Falkie showmanship.
You are right about the glasses and it's one of the things that makes me a fan.

Absolutely... As Drone posted many times about Falkie; he understands showmanship and plays his distractors. The fact that The Big Guy worked a Long Con with the broken glasses and got Dave to pay for new ones, should go down in Bellgab lore as the greatest prank ever pulled on Dave. 

Quote from: PathoJen on May 18, 2015, 10:06:29 PM
Why wouldn't he buy Mac things and not glasses, WC? Falkies priorities are out of whack so it's not a stretch

No one is that "out of whack" to go around with broken glasses for two years, when they have enough money to buy new glasses. Even if The Big Guy was that whacky (which he isn't) to actually buy iCrap crap, instead of purchasing replacement Glasses, wouldn't Kathy tell him he looks like a dope and wouldn't want to seen in public with him wearing the taped-upped glasses.

Or assume he did blow his money, there are many places to get free or very inexpensive glasses.

I noticed early on in his videos that he was using the same glasses and put tape on them in different places and later he wore these same glasses in a short video and they didn't have any tape on them.

The Big Guy understands "branding" and pays attention to details. Always has a new t-shirt with a message, carefully places objects in background etc...  It doesn't make any sense that he cared so much about his appearance to always have a new topical t-shirt for his videos, but would always wear broken glasses??? Unless the  fake broken glasses was another "Branding" detail, he employed to set himself apart, maybe borrowed from the old "Nerds" movies.

He just posted that Dave saw the broken glasses on a video and offered to buy new ones, so he's now caught in the spider's web of deceit and lies. He can't let on that glasses were gag, because then everyone would know that he took Dave's money on a false pretense.

And as Dave always sez, "there are no coincidences only the illusion of coincidences"
Falkie expects us to believe that the just before the Big Interview with Dave, his glasses were so broken that he's now reduced to tapping his glasses to his forehead with Duct tape.....
No Way...that's was a created illusion of coincidences!  Well played Big Guy!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 18, 2015, 05:45:11 PM
It was not an intentional running gag. I had two pairs of broken glasses, both taped up to various degrees.

Of course that's what you'd claim, it wasn't an "intentional running gag". So you expect us to believe that you'd spend all that money on iCrap products and not replace your broken glasses for over two years???

For you to come clean on the glasses gag now, would be like Art saying he always knew Major Ed or EVPs were frauds.

What I'd like to know, was it your plan all along to set Dave up to buy you new glasses? Of course you won't answer that question.

Oh BTW, anyone can watch your videos and see for themselves how you switch the glasses around.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on May 17, 2015, 04:41:43 PM
What prop ? I can't see without the damned things. ...
I HAVE new glasses and a new shirt too.

Since the grand saga of your Glasses is ended, and you claim your glasses weren't a prop. Then explain why? On some videos the same glasses had repair tape on different sides in different videos? And on other videos these same glasses didn't have and tape on them.
You have 3 different pair of glasses that you'd doctor with tape in your videos.
Its humorous that all the crap people post about you, they never caught on that you had the running gag going with your glasses. And then best of all you get Dave to buy you new glasses. Well done indeed Big Guy!

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 17, 2015, 08:26:12 AM
If anyone's life is full of dramatic elements it's Falkie's.
Have you ever seen someone make a production of going to the post office?

I'd bet money that Falkie borrowed some parts of that Post Office episode from the "Little Rascals"