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Random Topics / Re: why i read yourkshire pud posts first
« on: July 02, 2019, 07:38:31 PM »
Damon doesn't type only in lowercase, he has a problem with verb tense and conjugation but doesn't usually misspell words.

Also, this parody account hasn't once asked why someone is so cool or exclaimed that they are awesome.

This is Bellgab not facebook.

Random Topics / Re: why i read yourkshire pud posts first
« on: July 02, 2019, 07:25:46 PM »
Millions of people ask me...Well when I say millions I really mean a few hundr....That isn't strictly accurate, a few dozen.. Actually nearer under ten...Absolutely no-one asks me why I read my own posts first, in the middle or last. I have absolutely no idea who the imposter is pretending to be me, but he/she is obviously a blaggard; a dark cove and should be horsewhipped by my favourite gillie.

I have never 'got' this website other than it should be resigned to the annuls of all evil doings and nefarious intent.

Braise MV and praise Liberace.


This video is nearly 18 months old... What happened with his fitness regime since the circle of deceit came crashing around his fat pad?

You don't need to be a doctor to realize George is short on time, his health continues to grow worse. Thank god his apartment has an elevator, if he ever had to use the stairs his over-stressed heart would simply explode.

Tonight I'm wishing George good health because it's not fair I should be fit as a fiddle and enjoy an active lifestyle plus I can easily see my penis when urinating which as every man knows is a useful ability in the bathroom.

Life is good. Get well George....

And since you learned how to post home videos on porngab, so can we. It might be something for you to consider for the future that's all.

i won't react. unlike Abram, i live nowhere near George.

If you want, I could send you the exact address and google street view of where he lives...Starbucks is just around the corner.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 01, 2019, 01:39:33 PM »
Likely. It is funny to see. Not to say that Trump suggested this also epic trolling but his twitter and statements are often definitely designed to troll and get the Lefties and Democrats into another meltdown mode. It is hilarious. 

Let's hope you still think it hilarious if and when the troops get sent to wherever because Trump set off a conflict from his twitter feed. He's a moron.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 01, 2019, 01:37:40 PM »
Despot meet despot...Welcome to the nuclear club. "You write lovely letters to me and it's only fair you're treated with respect...Sure you sit back and let your own people die but we wouldn't be where we are if we were equal, right?"

If Obama had been photographed shaking hands with Kim at the DMZ, Hannity and Limbaugh would be foaming at the mouth for years.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 01, 2019, 01:34:08 PM »
He says he helped defeat Hillary. Thatís pretty good.

Not unless his name is Putin he didn't.

Clearly, he hasn't got around to cleaning this bit.

LMAO. George what the fuck

I held my breath and highlighted the areas of concern.

He can just put it in the blender..
Wait, does he have one?

If he does it will probably need a quick wipe around inside to get rid of the stuck on food from six months years ago. But when that's done, it'll be fine.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 01, 2019, 12:52:30 PM »
"You already bought it a long time ago when you bought into the myth of communism. ::)"

Yeah communism is only for the rich. Fred Trump with his federally subsidized real estate loans accumulated the grubstake that got his useless son started in business. Warren Buffet is another example with his Government Employee Insurance Company. This is essentially converting public money (your tax dollars) into private money. Yesiree they did it all on their own. Highly specialized

You can add the current tax freebie given to the top 1% who 'earned' it by simply lobbying Ryan and McConnell. The right wing rail against how socialism means the poor get 'free stuff', yet the uber rich have their own super special socialism that is exclusive to them. Oddly the Trumpers never bring that up.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 01, 2019, 12:49:42 PM »
He was a genius in physics, not politics.

What you mean is you disagree with him...And exactly what have you done for humankind Ricky?

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: July 01, 2019, 09:58:20 AM »
Calling jelly 'jello' is terrible, as is calling jam 'jelly'.

Just two examples of how the Americans have bastardised the English language.. Lazy fuckers leave our vowels and consonants all over the place. Makes it simpler for the poor sods but it's wrong.

I am waiting for da live where "patty" shows up. I hope I don't miss it!

That would be the holy grail...The Patty interview on Gabcast.

Video later?

I'll try to do one, but it's private and you won't be allowed to watch it because it's non of your business. So STFU.

Please tell me this is a joke...

That's the conundrum right? It could be true.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: June 30, 2019, 08:46:44 PM »
Thinking about doing a best of Bellgab show...kind of like the old 70's show, Battle of the Network Stars...input?

We'll need some clarification on 'best' before I let my people speak to your people old friend.

Have you seen Kathleen?  She is at least three syllables.

Yeah, I take your point.. And that isn't including the pendulous udders.

Water leak?  Just give up bathing, itís overrated.  Have you learned nothing in this thread?

That has been mentioned, but herself insists that the grass and plants will still need watering, the fountains will need topping up, the birds need their water bowls refilling (Fresh each day), and the hummingbird feeders need doing too.

I notice a judgemental sense of personal accountability coming from you.  Hater!   Kathy and Falkie are delicate creatures with fine sensibilities and are not bound by the rules the rest of us have to obey.  If Neil Diamond had known Kathy Sweet Caroline would have been Sweet Kathleen.  How dare you sir!  I bid you an adequate day.

Sweet Kathleen doesn't scan.. It would have to be Sweet Kath a leen. Or Sweet moldy snatch...

Adequate day about covers it. Water leak in the main supply under the back garden...Guess who was digging a hole to get down to it at 6am this morning? Plumber coming tomorrow to sort it out, so mind your own business.

I canít understand why Ratty Patty would not want to take out the convivial, gracious Kathy to stick her nose in the trough.  Iíd have a falling out too.

Ratty Patty clearly has issues with freeloading, stinking, bodily fluid trailing, ungrateful, obese, former best friends. She needs to count her blessings and step up to the mark and not be so anti social. Oh yes.

The rape was before THE ass boil but it could be after an ass boil. There are just things we will never know like how many ass boils have there been or how many times did George crap his pants.

There is a slight feeling of being cheated that Senda hasn't documented every incidence of an ass boil or his legendary ability to shit his pants at the slightest provocation. We only get a snippet, a little insight into his wide ranging ability to disgust. We should demand not only our money back, but interest too.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 29, 2019, 08:24:24 PM »
I believe he knows nothing he says or does will change the liberal's opinion or feels, so he says things with the specific intent of triggering outrage

If that was attributed to a nine year old it would be funny. But it isn't. It's a 73 year old toddler who found himself in the WH who has pissed off most if not all of America's allies, cuddled up to America's adversaries and whatever he says not taken seriously or viewed with horror by everyone.

 Last week he was touting he'd 'make a deal' with Iran after coming close to launching a strike on them (After apparently realising dead people would be an outcome)...I wonder if that deal might have involved asking NATO allies to be involved and nailing Iran down to an agreement similar to the one he tore up because his name wasn't on the signature line?

And exactly what has he done to appeal to anyone that isn't already devoted to him? Other than zero. He does realise he's got a minority doesn't he?

I also believe my theory is more amusing than yours, change my mind.

See above.

Trolling is okay if you're a teenager getting boners for the first time, but if he's going to act like one he shouldn't be let near the nuclear codes.

I think Falkie is relatively sane. His problem is that he's an asshole.

He's sane if you don't count; Sociopath, narcissist, pathological liar, and completely socially unaware in his psychological profile. And he's all of those.

Kathy was drugged and raped because she didn't move out of Patty's place in a timely manner.


George did avenge Kathy's honor by raping Mr. Ratty Patty. allegedly.

Even when spoken aloud slowly, that still sounds wrong.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: June 29, 2019, 06:52:11 PM »
Epic troll?

I think more likely he's one or both of the following: Catastrophically childish and immature for a toddler/ catastrophically ignorant. He has said so many things that point to the latter on air, with the look of bafflement of those around him, it has become beyond parody.

Pretty much everyone who has met him and spent any time with him, either in his past/current life of making losses in business or currently being appointed to the WH circus only to leave shortly afterwards due to the realisation that having 'Trump's administration' on their resume would be a bad career move, has said he's incapable of retaining information or concentrating past a few seconds unless his own name is included.

The spooks have long since stopped trying to give him a text heavy PDB because he simply can't read anything involving thought and consideration; preferring pictures instead.

Sometimes it feels like this whole, damn thread is sponsored by TMI productions...

Even if it was, it's non of your goddam business, so STFU.

I thought he might. I didn't want that to get in the way of a good joke though.

I think he deleted one where he was justifying 'gently' slapping Kathy around.

So is deletion. You'd never see Falkie delete a video for any reason whatsoever!

I think he has done a couple of times when he's self incriminated himself legally.

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