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Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 04:24:35 PM »
His abusive, conservative father made him cut it...he shortly thereafter left home and began to live with the "rough boys" in the London underground.

Those rough boys went on to be the England 2005 Ashes winners. The rest can be found in Freddie Flintoff's memoir "I was shit faced in that interview, but it was worth it"

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 04:18:43 PM »
Second From the Left: A young, proud, gay Shredni (sic?) explores the exuberance of unbridled youth.

His hair was much longer back then.

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 04:11:22 PM »
She did let me down, and I'm used to disappointments.

Can't you put a shirt on? You look like one of those whole chickens that come out of a can.

I have to say, that is pretty funny. ;D

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 04:02:55 PM »
Good grief...what happened in your childhood to explain such morbid bitterness towards your fellow man? Oh, sorry...I're English. from the south of England


Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 04:00:59 PM »
I suppose that floor might as well get used to having stains on it.

Speaking of stains, (and off topic) have you finished the Senda script/biography you wanted me to read?

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:52:02 PM »
Why stop there?  Make him the grand old Duke of York.

Brenda's second son might object to that.

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:50:34 PM »
Having said the above, I actually favour SV to be an RSM at Sandhurst.

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:47:02 PM »
Damn K_Dubb.   It is not often you miss the true meaning behind SV's posts but I think you did here.  In this case it is the typical English inferiority complex. 
Saddled with the legacy of ineffective's such as Auchinleck and Percival, he has to pretend he is a real general.   

Pah! SV wouldn't be so lowly as to be a mere General. He'd be elevated to Field Marshall.

Random Topics / Re: Azzerae's Thread
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:40:32 PM »
I can't see what Pud has to do with any of this vainglorious braggartry (to use your word) but, if you mean me, I'm quite sure I've endured your worst with grace and aplomb.  So sure, in fact, that if you examine the arrows in your quiver you will find they are of my own fletching.

The Yorkshire Terrier is in my view the cramp in all that is Yorkshire. I've never liked them as a breed of dog. Herself used to have one several years ago and loved him. But like all terriers, they do tend to be the more intelligent of dogs.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: July 06, 2019, 03:36:51 PM »

O, brave new world that has such people in it!

When I got up this morning I had never heard of teledildonic suits.

That is less problematic than us knowing you read the Daily Star. Explain.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 12:59:49 PM »

Reading is for winners.

According to Trump and his personal attorney Bill Barr, The Mueller report exonerates Trump; So presumably Trump is relaxed about Mueller sitting in from of the two committees in the near future and won't be tweeting anything about it?

Your link doesn't mention that Trump wasn't interviewed by Mueller's team either. Presumably there isn't room to say the reason was because Trump's various attorney's in that time period were terrified he would be. Because if he told the truth, he'd fuck himself, and if he lied, he'd fuck himself. Neither does it make mention that Mueller says in the report that many of the witnesses interviewed, lied, obfuscated, 'forgot', or otherwise refused to answer questions. Which pretty much lays waste the Trump lie about him being transparent.

Get back to your flowers.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 12:45:52 PM »
I keep telling you, pud, it’s called the truth.

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: July 06, 2019, 12:17:17 PM »

However you people managed to get a rocket into space is the real mystery.
You mean you didn't know what Grimes's persistent habit of getting 'in the soup' meant? Or his relationship with the 'splendid little athlete' Clutterbuck?

The hardware? Nazi rocket scientists exported to America after WW2.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 12:14:04 PM »
You’re reaching. It’s because you really have no cogent argument. Like pud, et al, you’re just a perpetual hissy fit.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 10:56:58 AM »
Just leave this here...

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 10:39:01 AM »
As I've mentioned it is very hard to defend Trump on immigration anything, anything at all..


With regard to the airport comment. Just a typical gaff and not a big deal.

Sure, if you think it normal for a demented clueless 73 year old to be POTUS..


Though I would rather he not talk so much and use what legitimate power he has to address the problems. Get rid of more regulations,

Yes, fill the cabinet swamp up further and pollute the country even more...way to go genius.

deal with immigration, and ignore Democrats and Neocons desire for more war, cold or hot, and foreign conflicts.  And pull out of the UN Refugee program and cut off foreign aid, where possible, to countries that sent invaders.

Shit whatever it is you're on, you need to stop now.  :-\

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 10:34:15 AM »

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 10:25:31 AM »
Thus far not as bad as Obama, or whatever name he is using this decade, with his media's desire for apotheosis and Grecian column themed rallies, especially when his teleprompters failed and he would stutter and misspeak, but, to his credit, it could also be explained by withdrawl symptoms from the mentholated cigarettes and the drugs he infamously bragged about in his ghost-written books. Alas, Obama was actually, in numbers, better than Trump on illegals and while gave Dreamer criminals a pass actually deported more illegals than Trump, of course, he didn't have the system against him and not so much of an invasion due to his bad economy so less desire on behalf of the invaders.

You could be in a room full of people and still be lonely. :(

You are, bitch.  ;D

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 06, 2019, 09:16:01 AM »
Still dumb statement and he should've just gone for "port" or stopped and mentioned the job numbers or question how the Democrats plan to PAY for funding healthcare for everyone in the world-

Yeah, because 4th July is now an official Trump campaign rally event. The hypocrisy is pungent.


Google senda...and down the list is this.^^^^

I'm pretty sure it's a Bell Gabber who is "Fast and Bulbous".

You’re a sad and lonely man. :(

Because he hacked into your video feed? Yeah, he was warned by SV about posting that.  :(

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: July 05, 2019, 09:21:17 PM » ;D ;D

US President Donald Trump has blamed a teleprompter going "kaput" for a glaring anachronism in his Independence Day speech.

He told crowds on 4 July the Continental Army "took over the airports" during the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s.

Oh come on, that's nit picking; Who didn't ever think airports weren't around in the 1770's?

Observers quickly pointed out there was no air travel in 18th Century America.


Explaining away the slip-up on Friday, Mr Trump also said it was hard to read the teleprompter in the rain.

We've all done it, we have..

During his "Salute to America" speech at the Lincoln Memorial on Thursday, he was talking about the year 1775 when he said: "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do."

I wonder if they got duty frees too?  ???

Critics pointed out the rebels could not have seized airports more than a century before the first powered flight - credited to the Wright brothers in 1903 - took off.

Critics would!!! Damn them!

In the same sentence, Mr Trump also appeared to date a battle at Fort McHenry to the American Revolution, when it unfolded decades later during the War of 1812.

He's a scholar of history, he said so.  :D And a very high IQ, apparently.  ;D ;D

Outside the White House on Friday, Mr Trump said: "I guess the rain knocked out the teleprompter.

Yeah... ::)

"I knew the speech very well so I was able to do it without a teleprompter but the teleprompter did go out and it was actually hard to look at anyway because there was rain all over it but despite the rain it was just a fantastic evening."

Then it would make no difference if the teleprompter went off if he knew the speech very well, would it?  ::)

All of the below are on George Conway's (Husband of Kelly Anne) twitter feed... ;D ;D

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: July 05, 2019, 05:31:01 PM »
Pud comes from mining stock, I think, that's where his chippiness comes from. He lacks the serene, pastoral temper. He was complaining about having to dig down to a leaky water pipe the other night but I know he must have loved it. Digging in the dark, up to his knees in filth. He probably even got Laura to pretend she was a pit pony.

All of the above is frighteningly close to the truth. Or as the late Alan Clarke MP of Leeds castle, and daliences with various concubines as his fragrant missus stayed home (he even took one mistress on their honeymoon) would say; The

My paternal grandfather was indeed a miner. From aged 14 until his lungs gave out at 63, and passing away four years later. The waterpipe was a mere inconvenience in clay soil. Closest I've been to a mine is delivering the stuff, filthiest hardest job I've ever done, although only temporary. More filthy than that dodgy video involving the entire fruit and veg aisle in Tescos, the admittedly willing filipino house boy and the vinyl underwear.

No, I don't think there is any way of knowing if someone got banned. The only person who knows will be the one getting banned and the one doing the banning.


Have you been banned yet?


Yes, try again. Maybe lose the # and space out the words? Come on, you can do it. SV assured me you could.

This is what passes for your sexual fantasy life?! Pathetic! ::)

Is it SV not teaching you grammar correctly or your inability to learn?

Let's try that again okay?
This is what passes for your fantasy sexual life?! Pathetic! ::)

Now, write it out a hundred times bitch while I imagine you being bent over the chicken entrail conveyor being rogered by a macho version of one of the Village People. (Perhaps more than one).

Dear WOTR, if I have once drunk the Queen's health in a foreign country with a group of Commonwealth citizens, is my loyalty suspect?  I was unaware it is now called the "loyal toast", and couldn't think why God should not bless the old bat.

Regrettably my proposal of "the Continental Congress" was met with jeers and derision -- so much for civility.

Bravo sir!! Back on the thread topic rather than having to field  sixteen's batshit crazy walls of text.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: July 04, 2019, 08:31:04 PM »
Hopefully they’ll be on the same plane as me.  I’m more worried about the first one being locked up in an office with no one to open it up at 1:00AM. :'(

There is that chance of course. Clearly if that does happen you can use your oft rehearsed "Don't you know who I AM!!!"

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