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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Jorch's Eye Pad.
« on: February 11, 2013, 10:31:35 PM »
Hahahah..... "was it a mean sock, Whitleee?"

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If Cardinal Peter Turkson becomes the new pope, we may be hearing from all sorts of prophecy experts and psychics on a daily basis until...well, the end of time.


Y2K, the Mayan Calendar, finally.... the Mother of all End Times.

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Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Noorys...


My new favorite tune.  ;D

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Where is the action?
« on: February 11, 2013, 07:28:36 PM »
Because most "callers" to Premiere Radio shows are fake and scripted.

http://www.tgdaily.com/opinion-features/54661-analysis-it%E2%80%99s-confirmed-radio-is-full-of-voice-actors-and-fake-calls


So... does that mean Bill from West Hartford is an amateur fake caller?

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Well at least it makes a change from Elenin, Nibiru, Harold Camping, Vogons and asteroids...Any I've missed?


Don't forget the latest winter storm of the century, Nemo.  Well, at least for the N.E. U.S.  Geesh, Weather Channel, wasn't Jim Cantore cheesy enough for you?

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"John, tell me.  Did they ever burn kids at thuh stake?  Or pull their tongues out?  They did that back then.  Didn't they?  You know, yor sorta dressed like thuh Pope tuh-night"


 ;D   Great take, as always P*B.  Maybe Jorch can drag The Numbers Lady back for the umpteenth time and do some wacko analysis of the Pope's age and the number of peanuts in an average Cracker Jack box, followed by Katherine Albrecht's determination that the selection process for the next Pope is an obvious threat to personal privacy.  I'm really holding out for Strieber to come on and reveal he was abducted by the Illuminati and subjected to a colonoscopy which revealed he was actually destined to become the next Pope.

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...The flub-ups should be flying tonight.


Yep... it should be another one of those Snoory "classics."  ;)

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It must be those darn Illuminati, AGAIN!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Where is the action?
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:50:38 PM »

     Somebody should compile George uttering various Noory-isms and then call as "Georgie from Missoura"(the screeners won't figure it out) and then let the banality fly when you're called on.

     


That would be hilarious.  George talking with "Georgie."  "Ya, know, George, there is DEFINITELY sumptin go'n on here....."  ;D

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:27:53 PM »
If Jorch took over as the Pope, that should pretty much do it.  Last Pope.... here we come.....prophecy fulfilled!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Where is the action?
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:22:55 PM »
I wonder if we could purchase commercial time on C2C to advertise our tremendous "satisfaction" with Jorch?  If they accept the crap-awful Carnivora and prostate treatment scam ads, just how good is PremRat's screening process, especially if some profit is to be made.  I wouldn't be surprised if we could have Jorch himself read off of one of his third-rate scripts, personally critiquing just how much he sucks.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:18:18 PM »
Fort, consider that your assignment. Don't let us down.


Maybe the Scorpion army will emerge on April 2nd from a Trojan horse pizza roll to surprise Jorch.  Lead the charge bravely, Fort.  "Freedom!!!"  ;)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Noory's TV Pursuits
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:13:48 PM »
If Jorch isn't smart enough to make the cut as Chum Lee's dumb uncle, he'd be a shoe-in as a new character on "Swamp People," where the locals would know him by the name of Gator Bait.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Noory's TV Pursuits
« on: February 11, 2013, 12:10:49 PM »
Now a new reality show:
 
Watch suck in action!  On your computer screen or be a part of the guest audience.  Suck! Suck!  Suck!
Beyond Suck! Beyond Belief!  Beyond  absorption! It is consumed and deficated.


Maybe Jorch could be Chum Lee's dumb uncle on "Pawn Stars."

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Noory's TV Pursuits
« on: February 11, 2013, 10:45:19 AM »
No doubt about it.  Jorch has a voice made for TV.

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I can't imagine why something from "The Jerk" would come to mind when it comes to Jorch and "purpose."  ;)







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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 11, 2013, 10:35:32 AM »

......."Thanks for the name. Get a life."
 
Cut me to the quick.


"Get a life?"  That's pretty good coming from somebody who's prowling around convenience stores late at night, searching for pre-made turkey sandwiches, then settling for "deadly" pizza rolls.  ::) 

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:40:16 AM »
But...




I can only imagine if Jorch was hosting tonight.  "So.... wash Mighty Mouse really a Ninja Mouse?"  ::)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:36:08 AM »

Bill from Connecticut just got on.


Everyone take a drink.


Geesh.... he was just on "Ground Zero" this week.  Fortunately, Clyde got into a brawl with him and kicked him off after calling him a "coward."  He didn't clarify whether he was a professional or an amateur coward.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Jorch's Eye Pad.
« on: February 11, 2013, 01:05:39 AM »
Hahahaha...... my new favorite excuse, valet parking.  :)   "Honest, teacher.... valet parking really did eat my homework."

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 10, 2013, 12:04:04 PM »
My favorite highlight/lowlight from last night's C2C:

George asks if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do in this country, on this planet?":


 ;D   Jorch thinks the Chinese are on another planet, like the Japanese.  ;)



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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2013, 09:41:24 PM »
.....Jorch asked, "How do they have time to do it, the haters?......" 


Jorch is no doubt marveling about that since he, the C2C host poser, obviously finds no time for show prep.   ::)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2013, 11:26:20 AM »
....He s more of a businessman than a radio personality. 



Yep, Jorch is all business.



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Radio and Podcasts / Re: HOW LONG TIL CLYDE LEWIS TAKES OVER???
« on: February 07, 2013, 06:03:41 PM »
I missed that last night.  When Clyde had his encounter with Bill, he was in to the call about a minute or so before I realized it was the infamous Bill from West Hartford.  When he started dwelling oh his atheism is when he nailed himself.  Clyde tangling with Bill was "interesting."  ;)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 07, 2013, 05:52:46 PM »
More people would believe him if he chose one story and stuck with it. I think even his wife told him to stop changing his story because people were going to stop believing him.


Interesting how he could spin so much fraud over the years and yet, apparently, said nothing about Art last night.  Is that correct?  I wasn't listening to the crap fest last night since I had better things to do, such as sleeping.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 07, 2013, 05:48:26 PM »

Right!  Let's all POLKA!


I could see Noory also breaking-out some Glenn Miller, probably from hearing his mother play the music.  He'd be talking about how it was one of his all time favorites, as he referred to him as either Glen Campbell or Mitch Miller. "Yup, shtill churn'n out dem hits...right, Tommy?"  ::)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« on: February 07, 2013, 01:37:54 PM »
With the way things have been going, shouldn't we pencil in April 1st instead?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 07, 2013, 01:35:29 PM »

......*As part of my hater duties I sent a FastBlast complaining about the Snoorrible bumper music as soon as I heard the song. What's next? Rudy Vallee's greatest hits?


I'm betting on Lawrence Welk.  ;)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« on: February 07, 2013, 12:12:47 PM »
Who cares what Art could do to Coast? Doesn't matter in my mind. Noory isn't going anywhere.

What does matter, is Art returning to the airwaves. This matters. He made a difference to a great many people.

Long before Coast to Coast became a power house, I remember listing to Art, via skip propagation, from Vegas on my clock radio, in Chicago, as a KID. He's a touchstone. He's a person who has been a presence in millions of people's lives.

Listening to Art is like having a friend or a family member visit.

So who cares about George Noory? It goes way beyond that.


Noory and C2C can go pound sand.  It's about wanting to hear a quality show with Art one more time.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: HOW LONG TIL CLYDE LEWIS TAKES OVER???
« on: February 06, 2013, 11:01:22 PM »
Anybody else hear Bill from West Hartford call Clyde last night?  Just in case anybody on the planet hadn't heard yet, Bill had to inform everybody he was an atheist.  Poor Bill didn't have a chance to get in his amateur astronomer status.  It quickly turned into a fight, with Bill telling Clyde he needed mental help and Clyde calling Bill a coward.  At least it wasn't milk-toast Noory letting Bill go on and on, while Jorch flossed his teeth.    I think "Ground Zero" will be one less radio show Bill will be calling.

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