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Quote from: Zircon on September 22, 2012, 07:00:02 AM
I am into a healthy look. I would prefer perfect symmetry in the face but that doesn't happen too often. All of us have slight flaws and that is what makes us who we are. I like that.

My ideal woman's face and hair: Brunette, eyes that captivate, dominant or can be made to be. Green or brown eyes. A straight nose and full lips. A "cupid's bow" is kinda cute (my wife has one). A nice jaw line like Sandra Bullock and a nice neck.

Height and Proportions: Between 5'4 and 5'7. Trending towards "short waisted" or longer legs as far as total body height. I like a woman that has some meat on them. Not chunky but not skinny. About a Size 8-10 (roughly a 26"-28" waist). Nice hips and butt but not a JayLo or Kardashian - definitely too big.

Sexual Attributes: I am not into big boobs. I like nice large-B or small-C breasts. A bit of cleavage is nice but that would be for her satisfaction and mine - not a public advertisement like some I see flaunting around. A woman that likes her neck and ears to be kissed. The small bump around the uterus area. A "natural" woman - one who hasn't engaged in "deforestation". One who is into foreplay.

I think I need to get laid about now. Ending this.

WTF? Is your name Dough Hutchinson? This isn't eharmony.com. I did not need to know what cup size you like. Gross. Jesus what is happening on this site.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on September 21, 2012, 08:49:37 PM

          Olde English 40 oz = Probably not interested in sex with white men.

Ahahahahahaha. Eddie eddie eddie. Too funny. Probably true.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on September 19, 2012, 06:21:11 PM
   "Who's Harry Crumb" a bit of celluloid caca unleashed upon the world on Feb 3, 1989.

               I remember it all too well, because 2/3/89 was a "snow day"(Boston wouldn't have another until 1/19/93) and being a 13 year old idiot, me and other idiots decided to see that film. Awful. I left about 45 minutes in.

Thank you! I love that movie! It's better in the 2000s, I think.


Your memory is amazing. Do you remember faces really well too?

Quote from: onan on September 19, 2012, 06:06:09 PM
I don't know. I am sure some here can explain. All I know is my phone is 4g and it isn't anywhere near as fast as my connection at home. So when I get internet at a hotel and pages load slowly it is there stuff not mine.

No no, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that the device was the problem. I meant that is there such a thing as cheap wifi? How can a deli or whatever have crummy wifi? Speaking of crummy, what was that show with John Candy and his name was Crumb?

Quote from: DAE on September 18, 2012, 03:18:09 AM
Good grief... every time I search YouTube for alternative videos I keep running into all these darn George Noory C2C shows.  Anybody else annoyed by that?  I have currently counted 15+ different YouTube channels that specifically upload Coast shows, with many of the channels looking strangely the same, as in duplicated, via their style of video titles, wording, etc.  Part of me wonders if this is Coast 2 Coast AM itself running all these YouTube channels.  The worst is the misuse of video keywords or tags, which include words that do no relate to the specific show that was uploaded.  Thus when searching for stuff there's always a heap of Coast shows showing up in the search results.  When I search YouTube for stuff I am always usually sorting the search results by date, so I can see the latest vids on the topic I am searching for.  This is when I am usually bombarded by C2C shows.  The channels are not even contributing videos per se to the YouTube community, since Coast shows are audio only.  Gads... I cannot believe how much I hate Coast to Coast AM these last 5 or more years.  I used to be such a loyal and dedicated listener back in the Art Bell days, even recording each night's show in case I fall or need to sleep.  I used to tell everyone (friends and family) about Coast.  Now I am embarrassed to even recommend the show to anyone.  And it bothers me that more and more of the public will get exposed to George Noory all over YouTube.

Yes, I have noticed. However, to me, the worst part is that the publishers are usually Noory disciples (if there be such a category of morons). If you dare to say "I'm pissed I clicked this video" or "this is such a load of horse manure," the publishers rush to tell you how awful you are.

Quote from: onan on September 19, 2012, 06:17:43 AM
If I am at a some bagel shop with wifi and it sucks, I use my phone as a hot spot. If I am paying for a hotel room that tells me they have fast wifi internet I get real annoyed with slow loading... and complain.

If a shop has wifi, how can it be slow? They are paying for a service, or are they just sharing? I'm going to complain next time this happens.


McPhallus, you are so lucky! Apple is silly to do that, but I guess it's only fair. They definitely over delivered and under promised on your shipment. I didn't get jack, as usual when it comes to my telecommunication services.

Quote from: The General on September 17, 2012, 10:59:24 PM
Or, more recently, McCain.

But do you recall Feb '08? Do you recall December '08? All I heard was Republicans praising Romney, saying that he was the better nominee that he has the youth and energy, etc... ha! Look at him now. Given the chance, all he has displayed are a village of sunspots on his face from too many vacations in the sun. He's terrible, even with Rush Limbaugh's praise of him. I think the Republican party is really fucked. They need major repair. I'm certain Obama will win again. I'm not voting. I may do a write-in for Ron Paul, if the line is short at the polling station. I'd rather wait in line for an iPhone than vote for either of these creeps.

Weak wifi annoys me. I'm also annoyed that iPhone 5 preorders will take so long to process and ship. In general, I think preordering stinks. I've done it for book releases, and I always regret it. There's no incentive to preorder anything.

Quote from: onan on September 18, 2012, 07:33:16 PM
If anyone here is making class warfare it is Romney. He was the one saying he should just ignore the 47% because they won't vote for him.  Even though some of that 47% identify themselves as republican.

And it is laughable to suggest the rich don't get handouts. Those handouts cost us much more than welfare.

This is a true statement. I have relatives whose businesses have benefitted handsomely from government subsidies. Oh and count me in as a welfare mama. My income is tied to GOVERNMENT grants. A bunch of communist Islamist Jews getting free chex. No wonder this are as bad as they are.....

Eddie, the 40K yuppies who ride with Romney are just voting for the fantasy. They like the cozy feeling, and I doubt they understand what will hit them in the ass. Disclaimer: I dislike both candidates. I'm a supporter of the shaw, however.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on September 18, 2012, 08:45:20 PM

       Yep, Rick James and Linda Blair were involved from about 1981-84, though it wasn't very public. But in recent years she has talked about it, with books to sell and shit like that.

Sure to be a bestseller......

Quote from: McPhallus on September 18, 2012, 06:37:09 AM
The controversy/media obsession with those fucking Kate Middleton topless sunbathing pics.  Seriously, who gives a fuck?

It's over. They used enough of the people's money to shut it down. There were pictures of them having sex, so I think that is why the lawyers acted so fast.

Quote from: MV on September 18, 2012, 03:00:12 AM

this is why i don't understand frys girl's reliable and consistent defense of iran. 


fg... i get it that you're of iranian extraction... but fuuuuck.  as with many things, the truth is probably somewhere closer to the middle.  just in terms of simple mathematical probability and averages, i find it impossible to believe every critique of the iranian regime can be brushed aside as a poor translation or a cheap trick of the news media.  that's just too convenient an explanation.  in 4 years, i can't recall you ever once agreeing with one iota of criticism against iran on this forum.  not even the most open and free societies on this planet are beyond reproach to the degree you seem to believe iran is.

I don't like Americans who obsess over Iran. It's pointless and it proves to me they are missing what's really important.


It has nothing to do with my extraction. I am against double-standards and foreign entanglements. The United States' Middle East foreign policy has always been nothing but wrong and stupid. I say that as an American. As for bad translations, yes, there are many. I wouldn't give a shit about a bad translation of some stupid Ahmadinejad speech, were it not for the fact that people are taking him so seriously, threatening war. It's amazing to me that with all these graduate degrees and Italian suits, people in polite society still can't figure out that he is a nobody. He only won the election because working class people preferred him to the sell out, corrupt piece of shit whom he ran against.


The lack of basic understanding and knowledge of Iran is mystifying. Ahmadinejad is like Mike Huckabee, minus a tV show, and minus the guitar skills, and minus the 200 pounds of lard.


Iran may not be free in the American sense, but I like to see countries defend themselves, Iran or otherwise. It's the same thing I want for America, and I say it as an American, thank you very much. As for Iran, it is a country with thousands of years of history and culture, it will defend itself. It's not just a country carved out by some fat British asshole's quill (Pakistan). All of its neighbors are militarizing and nuked up. It makes sense for Iran to do so.

9/11 was done by Saudi Arabia. Also, doesn't Alex Jones claim that one of the hijackers is still alive? LOL. At least AJ found a way to get rich off 9/11 w/out invading Iraq.

Quote from: b_dubb on September 17, 2012, 05:29:49 PM
life has been kicking my ass lately.  not sure where else to post this.  also ... noory sucks

carry on

Sorry to hear that. Hang on and be strong. Glad that you have a dog. Animals help during tough times.

Quote from: M. Knight on September 17, 2012, 07:23:42 AM

If there were a wheel at the Pentagon military personnel could have moved out of the way of lunatic, fanatical Islamists who drove hundreds of innocents to their deaths.

The maniacal droolers in the Iranian government want a first strike capability with devastating results... for religious reasons.  If people don't realize this then you are obscuring facts with political or imaginary religious ideology.

As for why the US is always at the forefront... with this perhaps there is agreement.  Why are we sending missiles to Poland to protect against an Iranian strike?  The EU should take care of itself, and has the ability to.  Imagine if Germany sent missiles to South Florida to protect us from Venezuela.  Nuts.

No, the pentagon is full of maniacal droolers. However, they live out their fantasies. As to any nuclear weapons, it's never been proven, and Israel has more nukes than God and lied about it over and over again. They should help Saudi with nukes if they haven't already. Maybe help shave the royal family's vaginas too. Bunch of old grannies in charge there.

Iran's droolers were the only ones who offered man power to help capture and kill Bin Laden. Not Saudi, not Israel. Now suddenly Iran is the bad guy. That regime has avoided economic failure and has protected its people from Al Qaeda and other terrorists. Good. No Arab country can say that except Emirates, a partner of Iran. Ha.

The peoe with real power in Iran dont do anything for religious reasons. You are another person falling for fearmongering. Americans are so easily fooled by a turban and beard. Lawd.

Quote from: onan on September 16, 2012, 06:54:41 PM
I think I have fallen in love with Fry's Girl.

I love you too.

Quote from: MV on September 17, 2012, 12:07:37 AM

i know plenty of saudis, and they strike me as being anything BUT jealous of iran.

I also know plenty of saudis, and while they are full of pride (male and female), they know their country is a turdscape. For example, smoking. Even if I were to open a restaurant and call it non-smoking, some asshole can come in and say, "F you. I'll shut you down if you don't let me smoking this stinky Marlboro. Screw you and your business plan. My uncle is prince anus."


Anyway, the jealousy and ball riding to which I'm referring has to do with their government and their freak out factor if Iran were to have nuclear ANYTHING before their slothful selves. That is why they were so excited when the shah was shut down. He was also after nuclear capabilities for Iran. Within the region, Iran has more security and power, and they can't stand it. While they're fighting head cutters, Iran is looking ahead to more technical advancements.


They have a scholarship program that sends their youth abroad to make sure they're busy and distracted from realizing what shit they have to face. There are no jobs or developments. The point of those programs IS to develop their nation, but really, it won't happen. Women can't even fucking drive or occupy important positions in the workforce due to travel. Saudi and Bahrain had to buy off their people during the Arab spring. $5000 per person I think. Fuck them. Hopefully, most of them spend it here in the USA directly or indirectly.

Paperboy, nevermind. I just learned that you spelled shah as shaw. Fuck this. I'm out. Have fun with Hannity and Zircon.

Guess when this Iran nuke shit came up? Around 2005! Hmmmm. The good old days when Iraq war was a fucking mess blowing up in the faces of the government. Guess who gave those "nuclear blueprint" documents to Israel? Muhjaheedin e Khalq AKA MKO. This is a terrorist organization (not my opinion, but that of the US and Iranian governments). They are just bitter that they didn't get shit after the revolution even though they sided with Khomeini.


Anyway, they want to get the USA or Israel to overthrow the regime and install them. Meanwhile, the free loading overweight son of the late shah, is hoping HE can assert himself as King LMAO. Burger King maybe?


Anyway, this son of the shah, popped up via PR firms on Fox News around this time too. He realized this Iran stuff was getting hot I guess.


Mean mean meanwhile..... Saudi Arabia, whom I have no doubt was involved in the documentgate (fakes), made a statement that they are pursuing "peaceful nuclear technology." FUCK! Pakistan is about to be overrun by Taliban and Al Qaeda, and these assholes want nukes too. They're just riding Iran's balls and have been jealous of Iran since the times of the shah.


Fuck Saudi, Fuck Israel, and fuck all these war mongers. They are destroying this world. Also, fuck Zircon and his lonely retirement. At least Art is doing something productive. 

Paperboy: Israel is dragging us into a war we can neither afford nor legally/morally pursue.

You really don't know anything about Iran and you post proved it. You are after a war because Fox and CNN made you afraid bc of some shitty translator and PR firm? Damn this society is dumbed down as shit.

Jesus take the wheel at the mf pentagon. No more Iraq wars please. No more modified Iraq wars. Fuck! Get a grip. This country is a swiftly melting turdscape and they have these soccer moms scared of a guy with NO power! The real power in Iran is smart and totally uninterested in war lest they be attacked and their enemy is not Israel, but Saudi. The same saudi that took down the trade towers and pentagon. Jesus help us.

People who want to bomb Iran. Fuck all of them. I guess these fuckers had their eyes and ears closed during the Iraq quagmire.

Quote from: Zircon on September 15, 2012, 11:15:23 AM
Excuse me but it is a stated aim of the Mullahs and the "Twelvers", who happen to run Iran, that Israel needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. So "hasn't threatened anyone" is not true. With Obama's continuing eroding policy with Israel they are now beginning to realize they are alone. This can only be emboldening to the Arab militants and regimes who have a stated policy of eliminating Israel.

LMAO Twelvers and that same misquote by MEMRI tv. Ahmadinejad has no power in Iran, and the Supreme leader despises him. He's like Mike Huckabee of Iran. You don't know jack about Iran. Stick to fox news and that  Batman/Joker creep you wrote ball massage poems for a few months back.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 15, 2012, 11:44:24 AM

Can you expand on this a little bit?  Regardless of history or lack of history, threats and dangerous situations are still threats and dangerous situations. 

So are you saying something is being misinterpreted here, or that Iran is justified in issuing threats so therefore they aren't threats?

Iran and its government have nothing to gain from conflict. Instead,Iran has been verbally attacked and antagonized. These latest embassy deaths prove how dumb Israel and The Hawks have been. They get a boner thinking of an Iran attack, ignoring shit talkers and actual terrorists. k Sanctions for what? Oh I'm sorry, maube if the drop their pants like the Saudis, sanctions would disappear.

I love how everyone is obsessed with Art's sex life just because his wife is younger. Art probably can't perform! All that smoking, drinking, and aging.... please.....

Quote from: analog kid on September 14, 2012, 08:50:58 PM
Israel has 300 nukes - enough to devastate the entire planet. Who presents the existential threat to whom?

Common sense! Thank God.

Iran hasn't threatened anyone. Zircon, you don't know the origin and history of the situation at all, obviously, like most here in USA.

As to the ME, I don't give an f! I am more worried about USA and our problems here.

Quote from: coaster on September 14, 2012, 06:02:11 PM
Unplug and have a drink. You'll feel better.

Have a drink and listen to some music with a good beat. No classic rock or metal. Get out of the house and exercise.

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on September 15, 2012, 03:01:29 AM
Fry's Girl's dream man

haha

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 11, 2012, 07:46:00 PM

Nice find.  Is George still lying about personally looking into and approving every advertiser?

Having fraudulent advertising is one thing.  Claiming to have personally vetted it is malignant

George Noory lies constantly! This is a man who still brought on fraudulent Sean David Morton. Some fake bug spray isn't going to stop him.

Quote from: BobGrau on September 13, 2012, 07:10:45 PM
This is by far my favourite topic ever.

Me too!

George smells like efoods beef straganoff and cedarcide.

Cedarcide was served papers for false advertising about bed bugs. Coast to coast and its sponsors are a joke.