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#91
Archive of Old Threads / George's Awful Introductions
November 07, 2008, 01:15:07 AM
He is the worst host ever. I feel sorry for some guests. Tonight he had a cognitive scientist on. He introduces his name and says "HI Peter Welcome to the Show!!"
Peter: Thanks George it's great to be on here with you.
George: You too!

Something is wrong with this man. Something is wrong with radio if he is making lots of money doing this job.

Then instead of introducing him and giving a proper background, he says "Tell us about yourself."

This is just awful. The guest proceeded to tell his resume beginning with high school. Gawd damn.
#92
November 16, 2008. It's an important date. Not as important as 2012, but still. Get your "felt-tip pens" and watch the sci-fi channel on your teevees. Snoory is coming to the other white meat/airwaves - http://www.coasttocoastam.com/ with his awful show that will feature his new dye jobs and deep set frowns and oral question marks.

p.s. click that link because if you do, they'll reference this sight and learn how to be better human beings and fire snoory which is our goal, sort of.
#94
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-part-3/742101/

Fast Forward to the early middle to see Hall & Oates.

ADMIN EDIT TO REMOVE FLASH CODE.  apparently the system won't allow embedded video from nbc.
#95
http://www.palinaspresident.us/

There are so many things a George as president page could include. Like a big package of Crayola Markers next to his sketch pad.
#96
Ever seen the Cable Guy? WEIRDDDDD

Joshua P. Warren's exchange with George was SO AWKWARD - "george, are you remote viewing me? I'm not wearing jeans!! I'm wearing shorts!"

Then George whipped out.....wait for it....... the MARRIAGE JOKES!!!! "that noise was your wife. she's wondering who you're on the phone with at this hour. haha!"


#97
Archive of Old Threads / GEORGE ON SNORGE
October 14, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
The following are George's monologue regarding his upcoming show on SCI-FI. My beef with that, before I type it, is that sci-fi = fiction, but george is aiming to do real life paranormal.

Here's Snoory on Snoors, from October 10!!

"Hey get yourself a red felt pen and circle the week of November 16. Starting sunday night because that's the week the sci-fi channel will run our five television shows. Sunday monday tuesday wednesday and thursday. Five separate shows. 30 minutes long. All separate topics. I think you'll like it. Stars sunday november 16, eleven pm central time. 11 PM west pacific time. bla bla all the times. So in that particular case. Mountain time, pacific time while we're on the air with coast to coast that week, monday tuesday wednesday thursday the TV show will be on too. You'll have to bring the TV or radio into the other room so you can watch that. The TV SHOW btw goes by rocket fast. I'm told by the folks at the sci-fi network that if the ratings are good... as they said "if you can do what you do on coast to toast, it'll be a regular series" So we're keeping our fingers crossed. I'll tell you about the guests, specifically, when i know the schedule on one of those five schedules. You're gonna like the show. Even I took a peek at it. And I'm the world's worst skeptic and harshest critic. And uh, looks pretty good!"
#98
During the civil war caller I could swear Joshua P. Warren kept repeating foreskin when he was telling listeners about a web site. He repeated foreskin like 4 times! Did anyone one else hear this?
#99
I made this video about my two cockatiels. Right off the bat I'll say that I am a huge bird freak. But mostly, I love my birds. The female laid an egg last night. More videos are sure to come. Sorry if I offend anyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSP9Luzdwpg
#100
Archive of Old Threads / Premiere Radio Fun
October 01, 2008, 11:07:19 AM
http://www.premiereradio.com/news/index.html

That page is funny because it reminds me of chain email forwards. Check it out. But notice that there is NO news about Coast to Coast. Notice that while Glen Beck got a Marconi award, Snoory gets ZERO. Marconi awards also reflect some respect from colleagues and peers. Snoory has nothing like that to my knowledge. It's not even a political show and he can't get some support. What a stinkbomb he has turned out to be. Find a loophole in the contract and fire this dufus ASAP.
#101
Steve Quayle - "I'm sorry George. I didn't get the question. What was the question?" It was totally a vague question full of pronouns and Israel. Moron! Let's compile a list here.
#102
Archive of Old Threads / D'oh!
September 28, 2008, 02:48:33 PM
Friends, Enemies and Fellow Fans of Homer,

It is with great anticipation that I ask: Who else is wetting their pants about tonight's 20th season commencement of the Simpsons tonight at 8am EST, besides me? I've been watching past shows and dvds like a mofo. I wonder what will happen.
#103


I keep imagining Snoory's head in this picture. LOL. No golden parachutes allowed for Snoory's bailout.... the day it comes.
#104
Viagra or Cialas?

IHOP or Silver Diner?

Two-ply or uno?

Why do you suck so much? Do you have a suck pill before you go on the air? I can't even bear to listen anymore. Sometimes I listen JUST so I can post here about how much he sucks.
#105
Archive of Old Threads / Penn and Teller Bullshit
September 23, 2008, 07:45:44 PM
Any takers? This is one of my favorite shows. My favorite show from this season is New Age Medicine. When he put the plunger on that guy's head and asked if it was relieving pressure I was ROFL.

I also liked the show about NASA. Makes me wanna go to Vegas to their theatre.
#106
Archive of Old Threads / More Fresh Snoory Standup
September 14, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOkAH_mH9NA

Everybody loves marriage humor Wacca wacca wacca
#107
Archive of Old Threads / Chinese Eye Test
September 08, 2008, 09:08:34 PM


If you cannot decipher anything, pull the sides of your eyes like you're Chinese.
#108
Archive of Old Threads / Hunting
September 01, 2008, 01:46:03 PM
I thought about this after I read that Sarah Palin hunts from helicopters. I also saw a photo of Putin sitting next to a tiger who he shot with a tranquilizer gun.
#109
All I want for x-mas is a photoshop of snoory's face pasted on Chris Farley's in the poster for Beverley Hills Ninja.... Snoory in midair. That would be hilarious, being that snooron lives in LA these days. We have really strong photoshop talent here, excluding moi, who noories up the computer just watching dvds. I'll leave this to the experts, should they have the time and inspiration.


This one has the benefit of an extra character..... insert your favorite face, maybe your own?


#110
Radio and Podcasts / Holy S!
August 28, 2008, 09:55:35 PM
Ok. I thought Chewbacca and the Dick Tracy references were ridiculous, and they are. But I'm listening to the rewind from last night which comes on before the 1am live show. I just heard Snoory use the character SCROOGE from A CHRISTMAS CAROL by Charles Dickens as an example of time traveler. He said that 150 years ago (it's 165, actually but that's ok, snoory isn't a math genius, right?) Scrooge was going back and forth in time, and that is an example of time travel. As usual, he was pretty vague and didn't make a point, at least not one that the poor guess could respond to without changing the topic politely. He also ended with his favorite phrase "isn't that crazy?"

But I was shocked. Snoory is getting worse and worse, just when you think, "naw, he's hit the bottom of it". Or maybe I'm mistaken. Maybe he's just being consistently crappy.
#111
Radio and Podcasts / August 27th Show
August 27, 2008, 08:25:34 AM
So far, I've jotted these from the first segment.

August 27 Show

?If you were flying today, maybe you weren?t.? Not even 30 seconds into the show he says something stupid.

?Low and Behole? Ok?.. I guess pronouncing the D in Snoory speak is somehow not acceptable.

?I?m going to predict within the next 3-4 years definitive proof of Bigfoot?s existence will be found and revealed. They may not have the creature, but I think they?re going to have some pretty good information.? Mark these vague, worthless words??

?I found it interesting that in Stars Wars movie, the first one George Lucas did, he had Chewbacca looking like Bigfoot. Wasn?t that kinda weird??

Lorn Coleman: Laughs?. ?Well Chewbacca was really named after his dogs. ? He really needs to stop this. There's no point to this comment, which he's made in the past. Once a Snoron, forever a snoron.

Second segment:

"Tom let's talk about the initial visitations, which you know, some are in the Bible. Some stories are in texas. The Samarian texas. What happened?" Snoron meant to say text. What the hell? What the hell.....?
#112
Archive of Old Threads / Let It Be Known As Snoorology
August 26, 2008, 06:33:52 PM
Before I found this site, I wanted to start a blog called Noorology because it sounded similar to Urology and numerology - both appropriate considering what goes on during C2C now. But I don't have the time or desire for that now that I've found this site. It's much much more fun and entertaining. Plus, you all have much greater background knowledge of the show and its topics than I do.

So basically, I created this topic to see whether we can establish Snoorology as a word that will refer to all things Snoory and how much he sucks.

I was also considering that when I call in, I'll mention it. For example, "In Snoorology, they've come across some fascinating, baffling stuff." My other inspiration for this was during the show last night, Snoron actually said that Dick Tracy Comics are proof of remote viewing. Why? Well in Snoory's words, "those watches they were talking into are basically cell phones. they had to see the future."

So with this new designation, I think we can "collect data" and other information that will help us petition the people who supervise Snoory. I understand that the ratings and rankings are good for the show, and Snoory mentions it all the time as if to say "to my ill-wishers, kiss my ass". However, ratings should not be the only drive for the show, and the current ratings don't limit the potential.... that is, the ratings could be much greater. An intelligent and thought provoking person could really improve things. I think the criticism can be helpful in this way. So let the Snoorology act as a force for change. To use the words of another, "Yes We Can." Just kidding.... but seriously, Snoorology? Whadda ya think?

#113
A pac-man style game. The ghosts and Snorons would be not unlike the sNoory icons below our user names here. Or it could be some sort of Flash dart game with sNoory's face in the center. I wish I could get that going. If I was a rich man......all day long I'd biddi biddi bum and commission someone to make such games.
#114
All kidding aside, I've really been enjoying the new banners since I've joined. Really funny Michael! Thanks for the humor. It helps me during study breaks. I am so glad I found this site.

I'd like to suggest a banner involving Steve Irwin holding a crocodile. However, the crocodile should be a Snoory/gator hybrid. Head of snoory of course!




If I were the numbers lady, I would caption this "Me with Droopy Hound"



#115
Does anyone dare to try? It's tough to get through what with the Christian Bigfoot devotees tying up the lines, but I'll send a hearty basket of Harry and Davids to whomever dares this magnificent act.
#116
Archive of Old Threads / Snoory Theme Song
August 22, 2008, 06:52:54 AM
I'd bet lots of money that Snoory gets himself pumped up each night for C2C by listening to Tom Sawyer or something before going on the air. But I think there are other theme songs that better suit this man and his insane ways. Any ideas? Rich Girl by Hall & Oates comes to mind as a possibility.
#117
The story of George sipping iced tea at a restaurant "As I was gulping it, I swallowed some ice. One piece felt awfully sharp and awfully warm. So I pulled out of my mouth a 2-inch blade of glass."

How the hell would glass be warm? Isn't glass a heat/cold conductor? Too bad he didn't swallow it lol.

Meanwhile, he tells injected this precious personal gem while he was doing the news about a guy who found a blade in his bun at subway (which is totally freaky. I can't go there anymore!)
#118
Archive of Old Threads / Universes May Collapse
August 21, 2008, 12:50:51 PM
Anyone else recall the night George announced his TV show? "It's far away, but circle these days in November. Sci-Fi Channel will air the shows bla bla bla bla googly buk scmuk"

This is obviously why he took the show to LA. What a douche move. This upcoming show is sure to stink more than a brick block of feta cheese.
#119
Archive of Old Threads / Noory's Name
August 20, 2008, 11:55:38 AM
Where is it from? Definitely NOT the city of angels off the pacific ocean.

I'm of Middle Eastern extraction myself, so I recognize his name as Arabic - meaning light-filled. Maybe he's part of the illuminati, lol.
#120
Archive of Old Threads / Gordon Freeman Calls
August 19, 2008, 05:45:18 AM
"Mystical thing"

Now I won't expect George to know who Gordon Freeman is, but c'mon, George's reaction is absolutely ridiculous. The kid (and he clearly sounds teenaged), sounds nervous and scared, and not for his life. Anyone else hear this again on the 15th? George's dramatic saying "PORTAL TECHNOLOGY! whoaaaa" is just the kind of thing that makes him suck so bad.
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