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Messages - Enard P Farkwark

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Random Topics / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 13, 2018, 07:45:50 PM »
There were more, you just weren't allowed to see them.

The dealing is trivially easy _ vote a straight R ticket, BAM!


Just keep pullin that R lever.

Maybe you’ll get another Flake. Or Ryan. There’s some leaDERPship.

No need to think for yourself. Make them do it for you.

You’re too busy with important stuff like drawing owls on maps and whatnot.

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Random Topics / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 13, 2018, 07:24:15 PM »
Too late, we did ranked voting and you lost in the runoff. :)
Also congratulations on your first known post that didn’t either end in “die in a fire” or wasn’t 17 pages long. Real progress that. Your therapist will be proud.

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Random Topics / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 13, 2018, 07:23:02 PM »
Too late, we did ranked voting and you lost in the runoff. :)
Well at least there were only two choices. Any more seems to be too much for you to deal with.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 13, 2018, 05:18:01 PM »
Oh look replies from metron.

Wild scrolling reflex activated!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 13, 2018, 12:08:27 PM »
Can you play spot the illuminati any better than Kid Lucifer?



Or are you just another of Satan's playmates?
I knew it!  The Marlboro Man was the mastermind behind 9/11!  Never did trust that guy.

Anything that has a triangle is clearly related. I just double checked it with bat boy and wolfman. CONFIRMED!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 13, 2018, 11:45:00 AM »
Lol he’s one of those dollar bill drawers too. That’s just too good.

Can you do the one where you fold one of them up and it looks like the twin towers too? 

Paranoia level above 9000

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Enard P Farkwark - post history.
Yeah I was in read only mode for a while. Then read never.  Then came back to find something unrecognizable.  Pretty pathetic.

I stand by the statement that the parody thing is funny. I think the people who are angriest on here tend to be the ones who have to constantly have attention, for anything and everything they do and say. Those angry little children are bothered every day by the fact that somewhere else didn’t care for their side show.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 12, 2018, 11:49:42 PM »

Jeeze!  I wish I had said that.
Date registered appears to be earlier than 2018.  That passes the preliminary retard test as well. Congratulations!

If one of the special needs kids here is touching another one inappropriately please tell an adult.

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Random Topics / Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« on: December 12, 2018, 11:31:24 PM »
Hey assholes, is this a political thread?
Nope. I actually like you weiner. You absolutely deserve better friends.

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Random Topics / Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« on: December 12, 2018, 11:20:13 PM »
I wuz a fuggin' knucklehead...can't believe I got away with that, and...
I noticed you used past tense. That seems incorrect.

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Holy CRAP !
There goes three of them - LOL !
Gotta catch them all.

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Actually, I run it as little as possible. And no way you work with the hours you keep in my litter box.
Whatever it takes for you to sleep at night.

I’m only here to rile up the misfits in your special needs home. I feel legitimately sorry for the normals left behind.

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I never believe people who say this.
Meh I probably pay more in taxes than you make.

Have fun running your turd kingdom.

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What's so original about you?
I’m gainfully employed. That seems to be like finding a leprechaun riding a unicorn around here. Also I don’t have Tourette’s or average more than 10,000 characters per post.

APPRECIATE ME!!  HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!

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So?
Just an observation. Carry on with unoriginal ideas.  Whilst being totally into chicks.

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Random Topics / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 12, 2018, 10:41:14 PM »
Oh tootsie. Both personalities in the same “art” thread you created but didn’t create any of the artwork in?

Better see if Jackstar will allow it.

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Open letters are almost as original as the phrase “asking for a friend”

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 12, 2018, 08:53:11 PM »
Metron is absolutely the worst poster on bellgab. If it takes you 6 pages of text to make your point, most of which you pasted from a magazine that features “bat boy” and Sasquatch on a regular basis then you don’t really have a point.

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Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: December 12, 2018, 08:50:19 PM »
It's as if your avatar is desperately trying to reach grade school puberty, but mimicking the adults just won't bring wood...lol...


Oh hush you. Two party toolshed.

I do too much adulting at work. Let me have a little fun.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 12, 2018, 07:35:50 PM »
Hi tootsie

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Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: December 12, 2018, 06:19:55 PM »
Oh but YOU do Enard, and that's all it really takes to fuel my boilers, tee hee...


Not really that much. So when you and toots Skype do you both wear panties or is it just you?

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Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: December 12, 2018, 05:13:57 PM »
Says Mr. Ranked Voting Fraud himself!

Lackey to Demotards stealing elections from Asstrailer to Maine! :-\
At least you own the title of asshole well.

Go back to posting things from tabloids. Nobody cares.

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So how is it that MV manages to do just fine here with no doubt a similar level of bitching?
I’d have just hidden the report button for perpetual whiner accounts. Spam problem fixed.

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The "admin", as you call El Dueño, did not cite reporting as any issue.  He said he was sequestering her for her own good.  She was being abused and sinking to the level of jerks.
He posted he was sending her to the nursery for her own good after she had ignored someone then taken them off ignore and began whining and repeatedly reporting again even though she’d actively removed them from ignore. If you’re gonna do that then what’s a guy to do?  Keep getting spam reports of posts every time the attention seeking goes wrong? 

Can’t take folks off ignore then expect to never see anything you don’t like.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: December 11, 2018, 10:30:38 PM »
Does ceiling Art count as a ding?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Mike Vara Reveals the Truth about DMDN?
« on: December 11, 2018, 09:56:13 PM »
A big foot had better NEVER run in front of my truck.
Weiner gonna be famous!!!!
Haha wasn’t the last one someone “had in the freezer” a collection of various road kill parts and a bad Halloween costume?  I could swear I remember that from a few years back.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Mike Vara Reveals the Truth about DMDN?
« on: December 11, 2018, 09:54:15 PM »

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 11, 2018, 09:17:50 PM »
Which degree do you guess? Bachelor's in Social Justice and Diversity?
I think I actually know based on the fact she was dumb enough to use her real name in her photobucket account. That’s why she had to tone down the libtard nazi screeching from her tootsie account and move it to this one.

Too late but good try.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 11, 2018, 09:11:22 PM »
I gotta hand it to you Tiny Hands.  You are as prolific as you are stupid.   No one shit posts with the speed that you shit post.  You getting paid on a piecework basis and all must be in tall cotton since Trump was elected.  Glad you’re off the welfare roles and are giving your parents a little something for your board and keep.  I bet they don't all you a worthless piece of shit as often nowadays.
Oh no a dirt bag like her just keeps collecting both... and probably won’t repay student loans after graduation from the endoctrination center either. You and I will pay for that default.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 11, 2018, 08:55:01 PM »

If you're referring to your clan meetings, only fire would work. Possibly grunts also.


 

We must teach the children. Don't become a delusional moron or another Trump could revisit this declining nation.
You know on second thought having you busy here posting memes that don’t matter that about 3 people will ever see is much better than you having potential real world impact on anything. Carry on.

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