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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 08:47:02 AM »
Lee wasn’t censoring anything but just asking you to use the [img] thingy on the left instead of attaching the actual photo to save server space. ;)
At this time of year, mansplaining difficult concepts like "thingy" is better when done along with arranged roses.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 02:29:42 AM »
Norry is cheap!  How cheap is Norry?  He is toocheap to spend the time to respond to an e-mail wishing Happy Valentine's Day.  Ha!  Ha!
He just wants you to think he is busy on a date, lol.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2852370/not-got-a-date-for-valentines-no-problem-follow-this-blokes-photo-guide-to-faking-a-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 01:42:52 AM »
Let's keep Valentine's Day clean!


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 01:19:24 AM »
A little.  But then there was the shameless flirt to the caller who said something about being breathless to talk to him, "Female caller, is your heart beating fast?"

And his tone was quite wound up to the next female caller as well.
Apropos, this was the cencored cat pic:

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 01:11:51 AM »
Oh so cat pics get censored but that doesn't???

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 15, 2020, 12:08:52 AM »
whenever I hear those 'A Place For Mom' commercials my answer to the problem is 'the attic'

Jojo do you live in something like this?


Tinypic died.  SOS.
Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!   Attics are no place for people!  I wouldn't mind basements, though.

During my 8 years renting, I've not lived in an attic.  But one of my landlords did rent out a rat-infested attic with no heat in winter for $900/month to a married couple. That was the year I learned the state minimum landlord winter heating requirement is 45 degrees.

My cat and I stayed toasty with my silent radiant heater and electric blanket 24/7.  I always worried the live-in landlord would find out that I was secretly toasty, but amazingly, it never became an issue.  I offered to transport a silent heater for the attic dwellers but they were sufferers.

In any case, it makes no difference whether George's critics eat rats in attics or basements!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 14, 2020, 07:47:45 PM »
Jojo, you need to learn how to embed images in your posts from external URLs rather than attach them because by attaching them you're taking up space on the server for... cat pictures.
Tinypic died.  SOS.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:58:19 AM »
Nothing a nice romantic meal can't distract me from...
Stop talking to women and buy me dinner with you, George!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:53:27 AM »
I'll be live Saturday at a special time
6 pm PT x 9 pm ET

W/ Leo Zagami & Angel Millar
I would like a forum feature where we can set an alarm to remind us of special events, like the podcasts and this announcement.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:47:57 AM »
He's winding down, folks.
A little.  But then there was the shameless flirt to the caller who said something about being breathless to talk to him, "Female caller, is your heart beating fast?"

And his tone was quite wound up to the next female caller as well.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 14, 2020, 03:19:18 AM »
 :)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 14, 2020, 02:04:11 AM »
Happy Valentine's Day, George.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 13, 2020, 01:59:38 PM »
Hmm... Tommy is messing up.
I understand a little dirt.  Or a whole outfit dirty.  But extremely dirty jeans with a clean shirt does not make sense in my book.  Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it's paint, and that he put on a clean shirt afterward.

George, you have to add something to your mud puddle story.  You're going to have to add that you had a spare change of clothes in the trunk but the key to the trunk was with someone else.  Because no one goes around out of town without a spare change of clothes.  Fake it until you make it!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 13, 2020, 05:14:27 AM »
Tonight, George said D-Herbs is cleansing and makes him feel sparkly.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 13, 2020, 04:59:27 AM »
He was never any good but he's definitely showing signs of deterioration on the air. Last night he really struggled reading a commercial and he has trouble finding words more these days. Of course some of this is also laziness, not being prepared or motivated to do a good job.

His first question to a guest is always so predictable and sets the tone for what will be a trademark blank Noory interview. 'When did you get interested in < fill in the blank >?' 

George: Tonight's guest is Gary Munjack, he's got ALS and is raising awareness about it and has a new book out about his experience with this devastating disease. 

George: Gary when did you get interested in having ALS?
That's a good one.  I hope you keep a list of your better ones and someday give us a compendium.

Coast could use more humor, but maybe not from George.  Artificial intelligence doesn't understand humor, right?  That should be pretty easy to tie in with 2 hours of good jokes.  Meanwhile, misspeaks are very entertaining.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 13, 2020, 04:56:30 AM »

Why are his jeans looking so dirty?  He does not have a production crew?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 13, 2020, 04:54:51 AM »
Perhaps you should write Georgia an email and tell him about these issues. He might even hire you for further consulting.
Well I appreciate the idea but a man who can't afford baby ushers and quiet rooms at his events cannot afford my services.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 12, 2020, 03:43:30 AM »
Sometimes I wish George could kick Tom under the table so Tom could take care of coughing guests, transmission problems, etc...  No one wants to hear it from a host.  Let Tom do the confrontational stuff.

Obviously the guest had a cough.  Why didn't Tom catch that?  Why didn't George send Tom a text?  The host should not be in a position of having to confront their guest.  That's just awkward.  That's what support staff is for.  Does no one prep guests as to taking cough medicine?  This is winter!  Guests don't know.  They can't read all the rules.  Just tell them.

And why would George revisit the Shirley McLane issue?  All the show would have had to do is let Shirley take 20 minutes to medicate/treat her cough then get her back on.  It could have happened to anyone.

Worse, the show never got her back on.  I was very excited about hearing the show.  I was sorry it was cancelled because the guest was sick.  And George seemed to kind of get an attitude about it, kind of snarky.  And really hard to believe they didn't even reschedule her.

What good does it do to remember another failed show when dealing with a show problem.  Sometimes I think George needs a counselor.  I mean, it's understandable he wanted to vent about (what I call the poor handling of) Shirley McClain.  But his venting had nothing to do with events at hand tonight.  It's just unprofessional and a waste of time.  He's always watching the clock, never getting too deep, but maybe if he were more professional there would actually be time for a little depth.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 11, 2020, 02:57:00 PM »
I got a laugh when numbnuts Noory brought up the James Leininger case to the supposed past life regression "expert."  It's one of the more well-known past life cases and the "expert" had never heard of it. ;D Of course, Noory launches into a screwed-up story of the case, saying Leininger as a little boy was fascinated with airplanes and seemed to unexplainably know a lot about them.  He claimed to be a fighter pilot and Noory said he flew the Concorde.  Eh, Jorch, the Concorde was a supersonic commercial airliner, not a fighter plane.  ::)  He should have said Corsair.

Concorde, Corsair, tomato, tomahto...

I'm not being sexist just objective. The male Coast guests are grandiose blowhards, the female guests are all crazy cat lady glass menagerie level fantasists, I find many of them sad.

I lasted 10 minutes tonight, the guest was another woman who professes to have some kind of magic talent, this one with past lives regression. like most Coast guests she tries very hard to sound scientific, she must have referred to 'case studies' 5 times in the short time I listened, any story a kook has to tell is a 'case study'.

Anyway she described a woman who came to her for help, the woman literally was a crazy cat lady, who had been evicted and charged criminally over her herd of cats. Our guest took the woman on a past life journey. Wow, much wow, it turns out this woman was a member of a cat cult in ancient Egypt! To get her over the obsession with cats our guest wackadoodle guided her client into a meeting with the High Priest of the ancient Egyptian cat cult.

And Noory sits there and encourages and validates these frauds night after night, year after year.


Yes, that story was kind of like watching a stage skit being over-acted.  But if it helped the cat-o-holic, well, no harm done...

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 11, 2020, 02:44:09 AM »
Don't fight too hard for this once in a year opportunity:  Friday, Feb. 14, 2020, Valentine's Day Linner with Norry!  (Linner is a meal not lunch and not dinner.)

A Candlelight Linner at Beverly Hill's Taco Bell.   (You must accept the 10 for $10.00 Beef Taco Special)  That would be five for you and five for Norry.  A special to-go order will be taken back for staff, 10 for them.

Desert will be a pack of gum of your choice from Walgreens. Norry will put his heart into it.  He always does.

Caution bring along a enough back-up funds, if Norry gets an emergency call on his phone and has to dash.
And he will quote the taco packets that say, "If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?"
After that groaner, he'll try, "Polly want a taco?"
https://tbell.bfxmedia.com/

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 09, 2020, 01:09:11 PM »
Regardless of whether you continue to listen to me or not.......those of you who have truly offered constructive criticism...I do appreciate it..anyone who cant grow and learn has a closed mind.   
...

Fixed it for you.  Happy Valentine's Day :).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si4go3Hraq8

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 09, 2020, 02:03:35 AM »
Sun-Tsu guy was ok. An interesting work and very influential..Norry asked same questions n made same comments several times, "of course." The lady guest I think made some subtle, unnoticed digs at Norry when he did same repeat questions with her. Also when he, sorta, hit on her. "I didnt know you were married," or something.


Wasn't paying close attention so can't quote. Was trying to figure out way to compress recycling to fit into can. They should have revised schedules for Christmas, Superbowl, 4th etc where it builds up.
There are very few reasons a man comments on a woman's marital status to her face.  Very few.  Usually it is to convey an attraction.  Not appropriate in this case, I'd say, since she is married and since the purpose of the show is to entertain the audience, not just each other.  Don't bore us while you get fresh.  Is the fact the you didn't know she was married really worth detracting from whatever she was saying?  What was she saying?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 09, 2020, 12:04:54 AM »

If the shoe fits. . .
At one point in Godlike Productions long ago, the Kansas attorney said a particular voice talks to her once a month at the same time each month.  I wonder what the topics are.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 09, 2020, 12:02:24 AM »
LOL.  With Jorch crooning "Can't help falling in love with yeeewww," while Yoyo rambles on about the song's evil intentions. 

Lucky yeeewww. ;)
More like eeewww.  That's the song where he dances with "Houston's finest", the blond lady in green pants.  The Internet lives "forever".  Although I've never complained about that song, until now.  Green pants lady reduced to "finest in category".

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2020, 11:58:44 PM »
No, it was because everytime we made love I couldn’t help thinking that she was imagining Noory.

C’est la vie.
That would be really weird.  I don't do things like that.  I always love the one I'm with (not treating them like some cardboard cutout who I can play pretend with.  Life is too short for pretend).  And I've not been served any divorce papers by either of you ghostly characters.  So do keep those paychecks on direct deposit to our mutual accounts unless you want to start paying alimony, lol.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2020, 05:33:50 PM »
I understand that your brief, disastrous marriage to MD ended because you didn't get a long. In fact you can't look at a baby carrot now without being reminded of it.
Ghosts confabulate??  Okay, naptime.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2020, 05:14:07 PM »
That fucker owes you! >:(
I don't understand what you mean.

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