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Politics / Re: Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« on: Today at 12:10:15 PM »

My nefarious plan to ruin Bellgab's holiday cheer is coming to fruition! 

All this without even mentioning Hitler once- now that's progress and personal growth, guys.

We've been had, boys!

So what you are saying that the thrill of picking out a nice hunk of Coho while going raw dog in the world's greatest poncho would be worth the inevitable purple nurples?

Oh I'll have a big smile on my face!  But I don't expect a good Lutheran boy to understand about things like that.

Put on a shirt, you damn faggot.

Nothing will come between me and my poncho.  Fat boy.

The Christmas season is upon us. That means that I have already been the recipient of three wonderful tarts. One with pecans, on without, and the other had a great, home-made pastry shell that was the best ever. Damn the apologies, the Butter tart reigns supreme!

Now... I thought that VC was supposed to be some Azzgab poster? Would that not qualify him as Azz of the year?

No VC never reads azzgab because Metron started it to collect everyone's ip address so he can see where we live.  Just last week he posted aerials of my house revealing I didn't get the final mow in before the rains came and that the blackberry patch in the back yard is really a little larger than one man can claim for fruit production.

Let me guess. It involves a thesaurus, right?

Haha no I only get that out when Shreddie is around.

Start with not taking everything personal.  Here I am critiquing consensus which can't possibly be any one person's fault and is only tangentially related to politics -- it is the same reason ellgab is dull with their endless lame jokes about whether Heather's goose is finally cooked -- and you act like I've lain an axe to the very trunk of Consurrvatism, demanding I lend my voice to the perpetual choir here and recite the conspiracy catechism.  How boring would that be?

Pye can't help taking it personally because she is a girl and that is what they do but you have no fucking excuse.  Your purse is bigger than mine.

I have understood this about you ever since you pretended that the butter tart was not the superior tart just to disagree. I knew that you didn't believe in the argument that you were making, and that you recognized that there was no debate to be had. Yet you soldiered on- grasping at straws and setting up straw men to knock down.

A forum is always better with some debate and some disagreement. I was just sad to see you posting it "off board" where some of us were likely to not see it and not respond.

Now things trusted more...

Haha you really want to die on that hill?  As I recall, last time you began with an apology and ended with an explanation and it was only my love of mercy that prevented me from wiping the floor with your miserable excuse for a national pastry.

My remarks were legitimately in response to a question Azz raised in his podcast.  But I knew I could count on VC (who is already my nominee for next year's bellgabber of the year for his devotion to pot-stirring and internecine strife) to make sure they got the attention they deserved.

I just think it would be more contrairian of you, especially for someone like you, to actually be critical of the corruption of the deep state rather than of those that are. It really seems like you’re taking the pussy way out. Resume faggorty.

Ok we're down to your favorite words.  I'm surprised it took this long.  If I actually gave a shit I would school you on how to argue like a man instead of begging for affirmation like a quivering puddle of insecurity.

Fair enough.  Can I use your rock? 

Haha ok that was funny.

Sure I can! I was pointing out your massive hypocrisy, how you’ll only be critical of conservatives but obvious liberal corruption gets a pass from you. Not only that but you accuse those of us who are making fun of being rock throwing jihadis. I guess you got nowhere else to go?

Oh ok but why should I go somewhere else to seek consensus when that is the very thing to which I object?  I think we are at our best and most entertaining when we squabble and fight so I do my bit on occasion.

Sure! Change the subject. ::)

I grappled briefly with your main point but the slippery little bugger got clean away from me and now I can't find him any more.  I doubt you can, either.  Now all I have is a headache and regret for trying.

Politics / Re: Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« on: Yesterday at 03:35:40 PM »
And you eat it like a Christian, with knife and fork.

He certainly has a thang for ZaZa too.

Now, where is that sardine thread we've all been waiting for his expertise to provide his recipes and recommendations within the verbal dances he struts about in?

I have already opined on that subject:  there is only one sardine, King Oscar.

The best way to have it is on rugbrød (or, failing that, any of the dark German whole-grain breads that are really more of a slow-baked soured porridge) which you have lightly toasted to bring out the sweetness and spread with plenty of butter.  Lay the sardines neatly on top of sliced still-warm barely hard-boiled egg.  A little mustard may be added if you must but discreetly under the fish so no one can see your shame.

Now watch, brig will be after us for not posting on the topic.  You really are a frightful scold, dear.  I've never knowingly posted on topic in my life and I'm not about to start now.

I think it may be time to feed your dozen stray cats. ::) ::)

That would be about the only use for those dreadful Scottish sardines you have been pimping, with -- what fresh horror is this! -- vegetables in them!  You wouldn't know a decent sardine if it swam up your kilt and bit you in the ass.

I am happy that you understood that this was all in good fun, WOTR. Not intended to hurt or name call, just a chance for BGs to use their creative humor.

I admit that hurt a bit. I have always enjoyed chatting with K_Dubb. I am far from a "bunker mentality" person because I would not turn down the chance to learn something or pass up an opportunity to grow my consciousness. That is why I left the religion I was raised in and developed political views apart from my family and most of the people I grew up with.

That being said- this is exactly why I reject the left and the Democrat party. They demonstrate true bunker mentality and have little tolerance for dissent among their ranks. They reveal more of their authoritarian nature each day.

I am happy here as one of the frogs on the log.

We also make a tasty treat.

I'm sorry, Pye dear.  That was a horrible thing to say.  I really meant to condemn not only you but everyone who ever posted in this abominable thread and everyone who read it, their children, and their children's children down to the third and fourth generation.

I don't tend to like democrats any more than you do but the day I dutifully line up with my rock in my little hand like some beetlebrowed Hajji on the way to stone the devil I have ceased to exist as self-critical, thinking entity and you can haul me out behind the barn.

Merry Christmas everyone from K-Dubb & Shreddie! 

Politics / Re: Brexit
« on: December 12, 2019, 08:31:39 PM »
My gaydar found SV/FtS with his usual threesome, foursome, or twosome depending on the sock puppet and/or alter count.

K_Dubb is their adoring Ghost Rider Writer and, instead, should be posting his podcasts already. A bit butt-hurt here-there at the moment, but he's obviously infatuated and enchanted with those doxxer Circle of Friends (TM). Sad.


He's talking about Pud, you ninny.  And that list has Metron's dum-diddly-dum style all over it, not my poetic effulgence.

Why would I be butthurt?  It's Christmas!  Go find something to put rum in.  But the serious grownups are talking weighty matters here (or maybe it's the other way around) and you might want to try to annoy me in the abandoned bakeshop instead.  I'm making cookies!

Seriously, Azz should interview you ASAP. No script required. I would definitely listen to that. AND, if his GF/SO really exists, I hope she would say hi too. Apparently, she had posted here at BG for a long time in their shared account here. There should be some really funny stories to tell depending on which one was communicating with you or SV. ;D

Quoting: "Zaza I know you hate me but if you come visit I will bake you a shoe cake."

Shake and bake or swift kick or ? ;D

Quoting: "Yay!  No it will be the best Mongolian Shoe Cake you ever tasted (the recipe looks pretty easy and I think I have all the stuff except the yak fat -- beef suet will have to do) and I promise I won't do anything gay when you're around."

ZaZa: "LOL, that's so nice of you.

As to the yak fat, use rat poison instead and send that cake to Metron."

Bwahahahaha! ;D

Now here, VC, you are plainly inviting me to conclude that you are ZaZa, raising the false equivalence of the shoe cake with my promised podcast.  I do not buy this for a minute.  Zaza (when he was not suggesting that I seek the permanent solace of a stout length of cordage) was brilliantly witty as well as man capable of poetry and appreciating fine music, neither of which I have seen from you.  Though you are pretty funny.

K_Dubb how much longer till your podcast? Maybe interview AzzStab too? You're not pulling a Chefist on us with promises promises and no shows no shows? Is your YT channel private or are there any remnants out there to watch?

Haha no I deleted them all years ago -- this was even before you could make money with ads.

I am practicing but I think I will have to actually write a script since I can't seem to extemporize without wandering wildly and leaving things out that are essential to my point.  I have a newfound respect for people who can just talk when nobody's there.  It is the most unnatural thing in the world and I keep laughing at how ridiculous it feels.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: December 09, 2019, 01:38:13 AM »
Think about ZaZa's pic too with Diabolic Yak Laughing: Bwahahahaha!

Yes the yak running down the road bleating like a sheep!  I laughed so hard.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: December 09, 2019, 01:22:54 AM »
I am only sorry Wolfhound Tyke didn't make an appearance.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 09, 2019, 01:22:01 AM »
I thought that was Metron's idea?  :o

It is!  Metron is a powerful and original thinker, very much in the mode of Richard Gere and the Dalai Lama.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 09, 2019, 12:12:45 AM »
I can feel you psychic-vampiring me, dear.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 08, 2019, 11:03:52 PM »
Kayfabe Heel or Face?

Face!  I'm feeling very stabby lately.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 08, 2019, 08:05:24 PM »
Are you that much of a nitwit and pervert to a common sense of decency to not do what's right about this matter?

VC gets it.

Stop pestering me or I'll shank you with my crochet hook.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 08, 2019, 07:50:17 PM »
A knitting forum will split to those who prefer wool and those who want acrylic yarn. Then those who like larger needles and finally those who prefer only green yarn. And then there is nothing left to discuss and no room for disagreement ("If you like red yarn so much then you should just join "

And them armed with kneedles, no less -- O the carnage!

Nuptials? AzzStabb claims to be getting married soon. Congrats! :D

Oh heavens no I just thought it was a cool name!  They seem like a lovely couple and I will send them off with my best wishes with perhaps only a single wistful tear which I shall daub discreetly with a hankie of dove-gray silk.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
« on: December 08, 2019, 12:02:10 AM »
AzzStab + K_Dubb = Shreddie aka FTS/SV


I really want to be K_Stabb that would just make my day.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 07, 2019, 08:48:08 PM »
I liked it very much.  Thanks to both of you.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 05, 2019, 06:41:08 PM »
K_Dubb since Metron is having a complete meltdown PLEASE calm it all down by calling in yourself. You seem to be helpful when you can, and I'm really looking forward to you co-hosting a BG/GC or doing your podcast solo or with Azz. Don't really care about your purse one-way or the other. You seem to play straight and narrow for what you do here and there... Merde! :D

Thank you for the encouragement, VC.  I am knee-deep in research as we speak!

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
« on: December 04, 2019, 09:15:27 PM »
What a complete retard you are. You're just like Tootsie Wootsie. TW is probably your imaginary he-she gender bender SO/GF/BF alter? YOU posted Episode 30 here, dipshit, BUT you did NOT post it to your own forum yet, even now, it's not there. Stupid is as stupid does.

Kind of makes you wonder about your Tootsie Wootsie cry baby foul lies with your copyright bullshit here. WTF? You gave your episode to TROLL to post here, but you didn't even post it yet to your own forum. What a loser with your TROLL copyright games... SoooOOOooo needy to be 'here'.

How could TROLL have even obtained Episode 30 retard.

I see Metron has cured you well.

Welcome back. Post often. Bwahahaha! :D

No, it was posted there.  I remember it had cool Chinese characters you could click on for the vocaroo links which, sadly, didn't make it across the border.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: AZZCAST (pronounced ass kissed) NO SHOW
« on: December 03, 2019, 11:34:43 PM »
It's possible I might appreciate it if you knowingly wrote that knowing whom AssStab thinks ZaZa is. :D


Of course I did, you nitwit.  You may gather I don't necessarily share his conclusion but it does not matter:  though I sense my beloved is nigh I shall never, ever betray him to the forces of the emperor Li Chi; nay, though my nails are extracted one by one and I am put to the wheel and broken with rods.

It really was horrible -- "glorious" repeated within two lines, yaks in the desert, sheesh.  I'm sorry, guys.

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