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Random Topics / Re: Weather in your Area
« on: Today at 02:40:47 PM »
The legal offices of... Romayer, Rye or Votaw?

Crossroads in Southeast Texas on the edge of the Big Thicket.  Not mch more than a blinking light at each one. I ran an 1100 acre deer lease in that area. 

Random Topics / Re: The Yorkshire Pud is missing!!
« on: Today at 02:38:17 PM »
The Yorkshire Pud is Missing!

How many days exactly has it been known to the denizens of BellgabBallgag that the Pud has been missing.  Laura Kinch, it is rumored, has stated that ''...we're moving...."

But nothing from the Pud.

Has some-thing happened to the Pud?   

This is the thread where we will examine the cirCUMstances (<-- I know, but the PUD is British, so he would appreciate the thought) of the Pud's disappearance.  All evidence, thoughts and CUNTspiracies will be examined (<--  Yeah, I know, but it's an English endearment 'over there.')  So let's pull our Pud's together and daisy chain our way to an explanation that might lead us to discover the true whereabouts of the Yorkshire Pud.  And then we can all avoid going there.  Unless, of course, somebody wants to free their very own Pud.

Rumors of sealed indictments. Eagles beat the Patriots. The memo is released causing grave national damage to sources and methods. YP stops posting as a Valentine’s present for LauraKinch. Mueller announces he’s going after unregistered “foreign agents”. LauraKinch buys a ballgag for Valentine’s Day. Abram reappears in Falkie’s hacienda. Stockton announces universal income of $500 per month. Drought returns to California. No unclaimed bodies are found in the county morgue. LauraKinch provides plausible deniability story about relocation.

Just the facts mam.


The last thing I would want to see after some drunk smashed into my car is some fat fuck sticking a Ipad  in my face and making jokes. He is lucky he didn't get the shit kicked out of him,  what a dickwad !

The guy that calls the police for getting jalapenos on his pizza doesn’t know who to call for an accident?

Random Topics / Re: Weather in your Area
« on: Today at 07:42:58 AM »
81 here, yesterday, somewhere in the woods of SE Texas.

Do you know where Romayer, Rye or Votaw is?

Does it really matter how long ago it was?

I am pretty sure Margaret Sanger began embracing eugenics before Hitler yet her legacy lives on today.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ask George Noory Anything
« on: Today at 12:52:35 AM »
Jojo is right, not wrong.


I doubt C2C or Dave would be in any serious jeopardy. The assets will just be bought by Cumulus or Sinclair.

Cumulus has their own money problems

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 09:55:33 PM »
Isn't it amazing how society has "progressed" in such a short period of time? Seriously. Even under Clinton, Bill that is, could you imagine not only the normalization of deviance, drug use, being an illegal alien, porn of crazy varieties, etc would not just be mainstream or acceptable but something to be seen as a source of pride in many circles, especially Hollywood and the media? That something like a sex-tape or some public drunken behavior is a source of pride and fame? To denigrate the country is a good thing and will grant you praise and accolades? That places that used to be "about liberal values," like the media and universities, are now against free speech? That Leftists and Dems now praise agencies like the CIA and FBI- but police are vilified? Being a victim is a source of self-worth? Losers are celebrated more than winners? It is weird and sort of amazing how quickly things have changed.

It is #algore that invented the internet and global warming/carbon credits.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 08:14:04 PM »
They didn’t register as agents of a foreign government.  Of course we always observe such niceties when we attempt to influence elections in foreign countries.  And it’s not like the Soviets attempted to influence elections/politics before and during the Cold War or anything without the benefit of Facebook.

The indictments are futile gesture that come just before Mueller is scheduled to submit a budget request.   

By Mueller’s reasoning, he needs to indict every illegal alien that ever showed up at a protest in support of a democrat or against a Republican.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 06:51:45 PM »
How does moonlighting as a butt boy and snorting cocaine while serving as a state senator grab you. 

He could never have gotten a TS/SCI clearance as a private citizen. His drug use, his trip to Pakistan in 1981, association with Ayers/Dohrn and use of multiple SS numbers would have kept him out of any job requiring a code word clearance. Talking about security risks.

Random Topics / Re: 2018 Winter Olympics PyeongChang
« on: Yesterday at 05:51:54 PM »
How in the hell do you fail a doping test in Curling?

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 05:16:01 PM »
It seemed like a big deal when Bubba had to declare he never inhaled. It seemed like a big deal when W was accused of having done cocaine. I guess everyone just expected that of course the black guy did drugs.

We finally get a president that doesn’t drink and hasn’t done drugs BUT TRUMP!!!

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 04:57:08 PM »
Watch the fucking vid and find out, genius. Fake person?

Dead kids are so funny, aren't they?

I’m not the one that titled the video now am I dickwad?

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 03:56:32 PM »

Why would a 19 year old ask the FBI to investigate Russia?  Fake news.

Random Topics / Re: 2018 Winter Olympics PyeongChang
« on: Yesterday at 03:20:47 PM »
How long before two skaters, both born with peepees are entered in the pairs competition because one identifies as a woman?

What is that crap dripped down the front of the cabinet near the sink?????  That must stop.  No dripping there.  It's not the gunk that's dangerous but it's what grows under it that's dangerous.  Grime breeds all sorts of crap underneath it.  George, do you have a sander?  Just sand it off, paint it back and start over.  Whatever habit is causing the dripping must cease.  Drip OVER the sink.

If you drip down low, turn a sponge mop upside down and just mop it off if you can't bend over due to breathing problems.  Or get a long handled tool like a shower cleaner.  Or even a squeegee.  Don't let drips harden any more.

Disposable plates don't go in the sink.  It's nice of you to try to rinse them for solid waste workers, but in your case it is more important to get them into a paper bag and out to the recycle when the bag is full.  You'll always have a couple paper bags if you make a point to shop at a store that offers them once in a while.  Then when the bag is full just dump the works in recy, bag and all.

Also, if you don't already, use a freshly used disposible meal on wheel tray for feeding the cat.  That way, you don't dirty two plates, just one.

Less is more when a person is sick.  Try to get by on less items!  It's better to use a fork for eating and for pulling juice out of a lemon, than to buy both forks and a lemon juicing tool.  Keeps tools and things that are used for more than one purpose.

Kudos on not having the sink overflowing with dishes.  And on how some of your kitchen areas look nice.

The best way to clean that floor is to choose a warm, sunny day to:
1.  Make sure the washer is ready for a load.
2.  Open windows.
3.  Soak a bunk of towels in hot water or Pine Sol and hot water.
4.  Dump them one at a time on the kitchen floor wet.
5.  Use your feet and a reacher to spread the towels out evenly on the floor.
6.  Spread a couple dry towels on nearby carpet areas to keep carpet dry after you walk on the wet towels.  Even better, put piddle pads under the dry towels to really protect the carpet.
7.  Let the kitchen floor soak with the wet towels on it for a few hours.
8.  Use your feet on the wet towels after a few hours to scrub the floor.
9.  Push the towels into a heap.  With or without a big plastic bag, get the heap of filthy towels into the washer.
10.  Dry the floor with towels.
11.  Sweep the floor, as this process will have stirred up a lot of gunk.
12.  Spot mop using the sink and a self wringing cellulose mop as needed for final finishing.
Ta-da!  Time to shower...


Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: Yesterday at 12:27:45 AM »
One crashed into my window a few years back. I tried to take pic but couldnt really cause lighting etc. But noticed when light was right: fuck like an image of bird fully expanded into window. Only time I got owl. Others often. Something to do with lighting, windows on sides, and woods. 'Net says put tape or stuff to prevent? Or hang fishline? Yeah. They don't break windows n sorta defeats purpose of windows to cover in tape. Plus birds usually survive. Or cats or coyotes get them.

They are quiet as shit when swooping down. I have been startled several times in the woods at night.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: Yesterday at 12:26:10 AM »
Owls tonight reminded me of this UFO case.–Hopkinsville_encounter

Is that the Flatwoods monster?

Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: Yesterday at 12:18:37 AM »
I once gave away the cat my landlord asked me to feed while he was on vacation.

The statute of limitations on cat crimes is 9 times longer.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: Yesterday at 12:10:51 AM »
It`s tiiimmmmeeeee, Knappyheads! 8)

FTF!!! They finally got you out of Gitmo?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: February 18, 2018, 11:46:30 PM »
“I’ve just got to conclude that Goliath really was a giant!” WTF???


Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: February 18, 2018, 11:43:20 PM »
How much longer?

I see a never ending self perpetrating cycle of cash flow shortfalls. Are there any meals on wheels programs for kitty cats?

If he took an hour, he could set up his own subreddit page to post links to his cat videos.  Then he could post a few pictures every day to r/cats. 

There are almost 600,000 subscribers but you can only post pictures there of your own cats. But he would draw people to his own subreddit if he did it right and have way more than 1000 youtube subscribers in a day.

He really needs to ride the cat bowwave on reddit. Look at the list of links

Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: Bigfoot
« on: February 18, 2018, 05:53:44 PM »
I was a non believer but now I know they exist. This is true. I am on my mountain bike in the middle of nowhere on an old logging road. I am on a long straight stretch when I see a bunch of deer running across the road very fast. At the time squirrel season was in so I thought maybe a hunter scared them. Then as I get closer to where the deer ran across I hear what sounds like trees falling. What I saw next scared the shit out of me. It was chasing the deer and thank God it did not see me. I found a picture of the closest thing it looked like. Needless to say but I got the heck out of there.

I've done that in the past.  Citing his ailments, limitations (both physical and mental), his cat infestation, etc.  "Thank you for your interest.  How are you related to Mr. senda?  Oh.  YouTube?  Well we can't give out any information unless you're related with the proper documentation. yadayadayada."'

Maybe we ought to notify the TV stations of elder neglect on the part of the Peoples Republic of California.  Refer them to specific utube vids.

Hell, the night of the broadcast would bring senda tens of thousands of views.  Who knows how many subscribers?  There.  We saved his life.  And monetized him.  Now, who wants to solve the 'world peace' situation?

Maybe contact the VA. Afterr all,  he did score the highest ever on the ASVAB test you know.

Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: February 18, 2018, 08:39:50 AM »
i doubt he'd ever shut the fuck up.

StyxxGab™️ ?

Hey MV

The new audio CODEC for the air freshener has been deployed across the SendaNet™ and verified to be operational.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Syrett
« on: February 18, 2018, 03:03:39 AM »
Doesn't say.  I'd already looked.  I thought I heard something at the beginning of the interview where he said something like he was.  I was not listening closely at that point though.

This says he is but doesn’t say how

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