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Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 07, 2018, 01:11:47 PM »
It is slang for a venereal disease. That is what Ted Nugent sang about.

That makes it even funnier that Mike Huckabee played that song with Ted Nugent on his show.

I really can't get through more than two minutes of it.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 09:41:42 PM »
Hmmmm... yep.. that's a valid point.

Any ideas how we can purchase a Highlander for George?

We must save George's  kitty cats. Can you sleep at night if we don't?

A buck a month for peace of mind. Cheap

2017?! Hater.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 09:20:49 PM »
No it didn't make me allergic to cats.

From Wikipedia:

Cat-scratch disease commonly presents as tender, swollen lymph nodes near the site of the inoculating bite or scratch or on the neck, and is usually limited to one side. This condition is referred to as regional lymphadenopathy and occurs 1–3 weeks after inoculation.[4] Lymphadenopathy in CSD most commonly occurs in the arms, neck, or jaw, but may also occur near the groin or around the ear.[2] A vesicle or an erythematous papule may form at the site of initial infection.[2] Most patients also develop systemic symptoms such as malaise, decreased appetite, and aches.[2] Other associated complaints include headache, chills, muscular pains, joint pains, arthritis, backache, and abdominal pain. It may take 7 to 14 days, or as long as two months, for symptoms to appear. Most cases are benign and self-limiting, but lymphadenopathy may persist for several months after other symptoms disappear.[2] The disease usually resolves spontaneously, with or without treatment, in one month.

You really know how to bore up a thread. No wonder animals don't like you.

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 06, 2018, 09:12:41 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 06, 2018, 08:57:43 PM »

Youtube used to have a better video, I guess that was taken down.

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 06, 2018, 08:54:01 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 06:46:37 PM »
So let me get this straight, you don't believe that George rubbed the tummy of a Cougar in a Bart Train station and many birds have landed on his great upper body strength shoulders?

George is oblivious a "natural" multi species animal Whisper.

I once got cat scratch fever from a feral farm cat while trying to feed it a fish that I caught in a pond. You probably don't believe that either?

Some people have the gift, I don't.

I didn't know cat scratch fever was anything but a lame song. I'm curious, did it make you allergic to cats? I know someone that had a cat as a young teenager but then got scratched by a feral one and became allergic. She still is years later.

Also, no, a cougar didn't walk into the BART station looking for food, saw Falkie and decided to get his belly rubbed. Many birds probably dropped their loads on his shoulders though, he's hard to miss.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 05:17:26 PM »
Your choice of words has me wondering about the validity of this story.

lol. I changed my choice of words. That should make it more believable.

Have a heart! Those poor stray fish!

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 05:01:53 PM »
But did you catch the part about “I got banned from TWO racetracks because the horses with the jockeys on them would come over to me wanting attention.”?

lol, no. I missed it. I was too concerned about those poor stray fish that need homes. I just got to the part where he pet a cougar and it thanked him then walked into the wilderness. It's amazing he can pet a cougar but he has to put Little One in a stranglehold to be able to pet.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 04:40:14 PM »
George make things up? Never.

And for a well known Senda Tall tale finly put on video we have this:

What do you mean? I'm always picking up stray water moccasins and letting them run free in my house. Venomous snakes need an indoor home too, you know.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 03:36:42 PM »
We know one of two things happened.

1. He sat on the cat
2. He left the door open by mistake and has no idea if the cat is inside or outside and he hasn’t seen it in two days so he has invented an alibi to allege that he saw the kitty outside nosing up to another one.

p.s. They are not mutually exclusive.

Evidently he finally looked under the couch...

In a few more days he will be able to smell the answer.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 03:32:36 PM »
Even if it means they would get squished by a passing automobile. Cats have Free Will too.

If one of you evil sewergabbers had bought him a Highlander, these cats wouldn't be squished.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 03:30:52 PM »
Duh no.. George has the "parenting" skills

Haha, you must have laughed out loud while typing that in.

Random Topics / Re: Run tiny one run.
« on: February 06, 2018, 03:25:41 PM »

Tiny one goes outside

Jeeze, Are those cats fixed? I can't believe Senda uses that awful baby voice out in public.

Cute cats, though.

Is this what useless lazy bums on welfare do in America? They show the rest of the society what they blow their hard earned money on?

Is that Kathy's sexy 'come hither' look in your avatar?

Trust me you don't.

Care to elaborate, or are you just guessing? I'm going to need specifics. You said 'trust me', that's pretty serious, unless your trust doesn't mean anything.

Maybe you should, I'm sure you would be riveting.

Well I have a bit of self-awareness. That is why I don't have a podcast. I know I would be bad at it.

maybe you should check for yourself (LOL)

Maybe I will. I'll call in and let you know what the Spanish word for 'witty' is since you don't seem to know the English one.

suicide can cure this.

So witty. I can't believe your podcast isn't listened to by more than 12 people. It is at least 12...right?

Next time I'm caught stealing something? haha sounds like you are upset.

Yeah, I'm mad! *throws a chair*

Worried about you? that's cute.

Don't be so smug. I'm sure we can still deport you under a Trump presidency.

Both my parents were born here.

heh, don't worry about it. I was kidding.

Because I'm Multiracial? I was born in America haha.

An anchor-baby, eh?

hey, that was even in spellcheck

Why would trump deport me? (LOL)

oh, no reason...

You must be retarded if you think I'm going to apologize to anyone, including that half a fag. When did I bring up anything having to do with my show? I won't post my show from last night, if that would, make you happy. I'll stop just for you.

hakuna matata

Oh, you're still here? Hasn't Trump deported you yet?

I was making fun of you, you know that familiar theme in your life.

heh, just apologize to bateman for being an asshole in order to get more listeners. No one is buying that you don't use this site to get more listeners so stop pretending that you don't.


Did you have to google "something current" to find that hashtag?

No, I treat all of you equally as bad.

We're all really proud of you. I mean, you are someone without a point. Can't find that anymore.

P.S. You're welcome for the thoughts that you hopefully wake up to tomorrow.

No shit you stupid cunt.

You might want to look up that word...hysterics. tee hee

Am I making you mad?

Listen, I'm not here pandering to any of you. I'm not pretending to be interested in anyone's life, I know well that this place isn't where my listeners are. I enjoy telling you to kill yourself because it's hysterical.

You don't have to tell us you're in hysterics. We noticed.

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