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Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:35:41 PM »
https://www.energy.gov/management/office-management/operational-management/history/manhattan-project/manhattan-project

A resource I am slowly clawing through.  Recently found out a second cousin's father worked at Los Alamos.

W..... T..... HOLY F.....

No one seems to know anything.  Someone claimed he only "pushed a broom."

Yet the photo I saw of him taken during that time resembled a simulacrum of William S. Burroughs playing "Let's dress up like a government spook and suck on a peyote button."

That's a potent broom-pusher.


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:18:26 PM »
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D



Indeed.

Psychonaut Extraordinaire.

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:09:42 PM »
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:03:49 PM »
To whom it may concern. :-*

Giger
Giger
Giger
Giger

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:02:54 PM »

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PM »
¡Gracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.



That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

https://theskeletorium.com/upcoming-events/2019/3/30/the-dallas-oddities-amp-curiosities-expo

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 24, 2019, 03:57:56 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 24, 2019, 03:03:46 PM »
As unto scrapbooks of my glassine envelope of time at bellgab...

Exordium & Terminus. Repeat.






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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 22, 2019, 12:36:17 PM »
Black fishnet to catch the errant Mr. Limpet...

2017:




Oh, I called Dabbie Harry alright.

I called and called and fucking called.

I called until her attorney sent the threatening letter.

Good times. We share(d) a certain preternatural enthusiasm for Twin Peaks.

I know we would have gotten along swimmingly... 

IF SHE HAD JUST ANSWERED THE GODDAMNED PHONE.




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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 14, 2019, 02:53:23 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 11, 2019, 04:09:04 PM »
I daresay, this is my type of ~chick~....

Stand by me, baby.



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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 28, 2018, 02:02:15 PM »
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 28, 2018, 01:34:54 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 21, 2018, 02:28:44 PM »
Well hell.  Looks like another Saturday night at the laundromat with the Selectric II in tow.

I will be handing out religious pamphlets to anyone who interrupts the spinning cogitation of the 10 pitch font ball.



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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: December 21, 2018, 01:34:23 PM »
I have been out of the gabloop for a long time, but must say, I was greatly impressed when George called in to the gabcast just after Art's death.  Nice move.

So, Liberace, any truth to the rumor you are creating a webspace called georgenorryisagoodsport.com?  If so, I will design an avocado seed*** logo post haste - its sprouting leaves ~reaching for the light~ as it were.

(***Obscure reference to George talking about avocado seeds way back when. I do not recall the particulars. I believe it involved gravity control via a triad of toothpicks piercing the Body Of Christ Avocado suspended over the surface of Holy Water.)

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Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: December 21, 2018, 12:53:49 PM »
So a computer used to sabotage a smart car would be called.... (wait for it)...    a Crash80. 

Har har har.    ;)

Shameful pun - and exhibiting little effort on my part.

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 14, 2018, 04:36:53 PM »
Camazotz -  You're Back !     
Excellent to see you.   :)

Thanks, buddy.  Sanctuary beckoned.  The nightmares of Carousel are over.

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 14, 2018, 04:29:40 PM »
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.

I forced Mary Magdalene to regroup as well.  But that was long ago, when encasement was easier on the vessel and gnostic wafers of vegetable matter were plentiful and well stamped with the seal of the astrologer's staff.

Now, it's... just all so damned "viral."

Yet, we/I/you, subsist.


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 14, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »
EEEEEH! Camazotz! It's so nice to see new posts from you!

I thought you had been the Upper Right Corner Quote Picker then Liberace (MV) said whomever it had been had died. I was saddened for a few minutes.

Well, I'm glad you're back from the dead and I owe Liberace an apology for doubting him. It's a good thing he is totally into women. Maybe he'll go easy on me.

I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.



 

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 14, 2018, 03:58:40 PM »
I could not have predicted thus.  Welcome back, Zzotzz!


Hello Halo Hell-low

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 14, 2018, 03:55:41 PM »
Good to know you are alive and well, Bat God! The lonely silver rain has ended.


Like some Hopi rain clan coalescing on the head of a lightning rod.

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Random Topics / Re: MST3K and RiffTrax
« on: December 11, 2018, 03:11:40 PM »
Ha!  Welcome back to Liberace's house of malcontents and misfits.  At least to this dimension.  Your unique and eclectic perspectives have been greatly missed.  Oh, and "post often."

You are a gentleman and a scholar, IO.

I am risen.

Praise Bob.  Or, to maintain an eclectic POV surpassing the Church of the SubGenius, Praise the BLOB.

And by GOD, b4 it's all said and done, we will all grok here.

(short circuiting/wires burning.... status quo)


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 11, 2018, 03:04:32 PM »

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 11, 2018, 03:02:28 PM »
This would be the doctor of love?



Paging Dr. Love Dr. Love Dr. Love


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Random Topics / Re: MST3K and RiffTrax
« on: December 11, 2018, 02:55:56 PM »
I must be hallucinating.  Is this THE Camazotz of pre-Liberace BG fame? 

Now I know how this dude really felt.



Hallucinate no more. You have lived within this flesh construct long enough.

Time to get busy.

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: December 11, 2018, 02:43:36 PM »
Cool show tonight.  I love the way your chat room population is growing. ;) ;D

A sort of critical mass could be achieved if he gives away one of those finely crafted Moroccan ponchos (via MV's stash) to a random caller in need of said attire.

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Random Topics / Re: Reading Minds: The CoastGab Book Club
« on: December 11, 2018, 02:23:04 PM »
Currently tunneling through The Pope of Palm Beach by Tim Dorsey.


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Random Topics / Re: MST3K and RiffTrax
« on: December 11, 2018, 02:00:50 PM »
(The title of the movie that was spectacularly riffed in the sixth ep of Season 11 was none other than 1978's STARCRASH. Giger would have been pleased... all his one thousand tentacle-mounted eyes intensely savoring that lovely Caroline Munro.)

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Random Topics / Re: MST3K and RiffTrax
« on: December 11, 2018, 01:21:22 PM »
Part 1 of a two parter, Kevin Murphy talks to Rotten Tomatoes about his "five favorite movies."

Who says comedy can't be menacing?  The photograph looks like Weegee came back from the grave for the sole purpose to photograph Kevin.

And, oddly, Murphy reminds me of H. R. Giger.  Maybe that time period when Giger was hanging out with Salvador Dali.

If Giger were alive, I like to think he would be happy to make an appearance on the upcoming MST3K revival season.

I will settle for the fact that Giger's name will definitely be included in a riff in the new season.

You heard it here first, but let's keep that revelation under our biomechanical helmets.

Har har har.

Very nice shot, Kevin.  You horror ham.  The only thing missing is a skull, a tarot spread, and a crystal ball.

Oh, I dig it, man.

If you're a mistie, this is a great time to be alive.

http://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/kevin-murphys-five-favorite-films-part-1/



This is an update on my "definite" promise made back in June of 2016. The Giger riff did become manifest in Season 11 as predicted/influenced. The riff blossoms forth like a sublime necrotic rose in the 6th episode of Season 11 (the 203rd show overall.)  It is located at time stamp 40 mins & 30 seconds. If you mind-blink you will miss it. Many thanks to the writers for having my back.

After all, I have an ever-fluxing reputation to maintain in this sepulchral paradise.


The riff:

Tom Servo: H. R. Giger's filing cabinet!


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George Noory sucks.

Still.

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