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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: April 04, 2019, 05:14:55 PM »
Typical halcyon days of Bellgab....  think Billy Idol meets Nine Inch Nails meets Bon Jovi meets Faith No More meets Tool meets Sound Garden meets Slipknot meets .... PHILIP K. DICK.

It's cyber turtles all the way....... Robert Anton Wilson sez it.


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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: April 01, 2019, 06:28:18 PM »
I am of the opinion that his version effortlessly eclipses U2's.


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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: April 01, 2019, 06:15:16 PM »
I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood, I'd cross the ocean for a heart of gold....

Sing it, goddamn it, Johnny. Sing it.







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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: April 01, 2019, 05:59:26 PM »
Welcome to Project Omicron?

Wasn't that like a hush hush revolutionary slide film emulsion formula that Kodak never released? Or did I just flip into a different timeline again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCd7GKlZfg&feature=youtu.be

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: April 01, 2019, 05:28:24 PM »
a ghost story song, and a photo featuring a politically incorrect guitar body....


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Radio and Podcasts / DESERT ORACLE RADIO
« on: April 01, 2019, 05:20:41 PM »
Episode 29 features an entertaining impression of Art Bell - an homage by Ken after Art's death.  There are some interspersed "Art chuckles" and overly enunciated words that make me laugh every time I listen to it. 

Podcaster Ken Layne is a bit of a curmudgeon and a cynic when it comes to people fucking up his desert habitat.

Some great stuff here.

The musical artist known as REDBLUEBLACKSILVER (who did the soundtrack and score for the new Lazar documentary), provides the backdrop soundscape for Desert Oracle Radio. I dig ambient soundscapes, and REDBLUEBLACKSILVER has some similarities to LUSTMORD and Thomas Köner.

Link to Ep 29:

https://www.desertoracle.com/episode-029-the-lost-kingdom-of-nye/
 

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: April 01, 2019, 04:58:03 PM »
Have an ONJ, on me.

Indeed.  And an "O&J" is always supperior to "an OJ".


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: March 01, 2019, 03:04:37 PM »
I just gut laughed.  Holy hell do I wish it were possible for me to actually see you do this.

Gut laughs are therapeutic. I am blessed enough to experience it every time I look at my hemorrhaging bank statements, as my finances remain a ~joke.~

In fact, I just laughed again.

I must be living in Xanadu.


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: March 01, 2019, 02:46:39 PM »
I appreciate all those coming by the old store and kicking up dust. Good times. Hopefully, someday, I will put something real up for sale here.

The Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo is now a month away. The wife of a friend said she would purchase a ticket for me if I went with them. I could not refuse. She teases her husband that I do not exist, as she has never met me ~in the flesh~.

Boy. Do I plan to strike a memorable first impression with HER.

I should have sufficient time to work on my customized pass.  The expo sent it as a PDF.

I'm old school and want to flash paper instead of a phone screen.

(This adventure may require an Ed Dames wig.  Arriving at the Expo in a mom's soccer van would round out things nicely, per MV's "mom jeans" observation.  If I go through with this charade, I will need to construct some faux gold bricks to keep things "real." Wait. I am getting ahead of myself. Will focus on the ticket construction.)


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: February 27, 2019, 05:40:54 PM »
Better call Saul

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 27, 2019, 05:02:17 PM »

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 27, 2019, 04:38:53 PM »
I don't know how many times I've been quoted in the Upper Corner over the years, but I'm documenting it this time:

"Let's dress up like a government spook and suck on a peyote button."

R.I.P., Cloud. (My 2nd cousin's father.)

I hope you were buried in your spook suit.

If working at the Los Alamos lab during that time wasn't a type of Hotel California condition, then I don't know my various purgatorial quantum superposition states from the Trinity crater.


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Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: February 23, 2019, 12:36:12 PM »
Sounds like a good cover.  I hear this guy only played the bongos and picked locks for a hobby.



Who the Fuch(s) is that?  8)

He appears to be a ~fine man~, and a scholar...

I am reminded of this gentleman:



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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 22, 2019, 03:46:22 PM »
It is glaringly obvious that Roger Stone is The Zodiac killer.




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Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:35:41 PM »
https://www.energy.gov/management/office-management/operational-management/history/manhattan-project/manhattan-project

A resource I am slowly clawing through.  Recently found out a second cousin's father worked at Los Alamos.

W..... T..... HOLY F.....

No one seems to know anything.  Someone claimed he only "pushed a broom."

Yet the photo I saw of him taken during that time resembled a simulacrum of William S. Burroughs playing "Let's dress up like a government spook and suck on a peyote button."

That's a potent broom-pusher.


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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:18:26 PM »
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D



Indeed.

Psychonaut Extraordinaire.

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:09:42 PM »
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:03:49 PM »
To whom it may concern. :-*

Giger
Giger
Giger
Giger

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: February 20, 2019, 03:02:54 PM »

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PM »
ˇGracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.



That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

https://theskeletorium.com/upcoming-events/2019/3/30/the-dallas-oddities-amp-curiosities-expo

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 24, 2019, 03:57:56 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 24, 2019, 03:03:46 PM »
As unto scrapbooks of my glassine envelope of time at bellgab...

Exordium & Terminus. Repeat.






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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 22, 2019, 12:36:17 PM »
Black fishnet to catch the errant Mr. Limpet...

2017:




Oh, I called Dabbie Harry alright.

I called and called and fucking called.

I called until her attorney sent the threatening letter.

Good times. We share(d) a certain preternatural enthusiasm for Twin Peaks.

I know we would have gotten along swimmingly... 

IF SHE HAD JUST ANSWERED THE GODDAMNED PHONE.




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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 14, 2019, 02:53:23 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 11, 2019, 04:09:04 PM »
I daresay, this is my type of ~chick~....

Stand by me, baby.



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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 28, 2018, 02:02:15 PM »
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: The Camazotz Automat Storefront
« on: December 28, 2018, 01:34:54 PM »
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)
« on: December 21, 2018, 02:28:44 PM »
Well hell.  Looks like another Saturday night at the laundromat with the Selectric II in tow.

I will be handing out religious pamphlets to anyone who interrupts the spinning cogitation of the 10 pitch font ball.



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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: December 21, 2018, 01:34:23 PM »
I have been out of the gabloop for a long time, but must say, I was greatly impressed when George called in to the gabcast just after Art's death.  Nice move.

So, Liberace, any truth to the rumor you are creating a webspace called georgenorryisagoodsport.com?  If so, I will design an avocado seed*** logo post haste - its sprouting leaves ~reaching for the light~ as it were.

(***Obscure reference to George talking about avocado seeds way back when. I do not recall the particulars. I believe it involved gravity control via a triad of toothpicks piercing the Body Of Christ Avocado suspended over the surface of Holy Water.)

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Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: December 21, 2018, 12:53:49 PM »
So a computer used to sabotage a smart car would be called.... (wait for it)...    a Crash80. 

Har har har.    ;)

Shameful pun - and exhibiting little effort on my part.

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