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This isn't a hissy fit. Us austrians know how to get things done.

You are not austrian.  You are Casio.  Casio is a moron.  A moron would fail to capitalize Austrian.  So, you are not austrian, nor are you Austrian.  You are a moron, therefore you are Casio.

You are obsessed... ;D how could you allow yourself to be triggered so easily...come're a veteran;D

When Pud said he was a vet, he meant Veterinarian.   As a Cat Proctologist he makes more money on a pussy than you would believe.

Everybody here is more than aware of where Austria is or is not the time for memes is not now especially one so unoriginal, people have been pulling that whole Austria, Australia bullshit since Dumb and Dumber was in movie theaters, we don't like it, we're tired of it, we want it to stop!

Lighten up, Heinz.

He can feign a collapse near the end of the Alien Party
Then Johnny and Roy whisk him off to Rampart, where Dixie takes care of him

Dixie!  OHMYGAWD!  My little 9 year old self waxed a lot of wood because of that women.

Should I go and pick him up and offer my couch for the night?

He'll tell you to fuck off.  Unless you are black.  Then he will tell you to fuck him.  Let us know how that worked out.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Today at 02:50:18 AM »
Sounds like they’re having a gangbang.

".....we're back  in you...."  Is that kinda like deepinya?   

Random Topics / Re: what happen to bellgab?
« on: Yesterday at 02:11:58 AM »
When people say Falkie do they mean Senda?  I watched a video by a guy named Falkie who was not Senda.  But in posts, the two names seem interchangeable?


On YouTube.  Your falkie, could it have been Falco?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Yesterday at 02:04:40 AM »

I think we've been had....

maybe you have been had and are glad for it, but I, Sir, lead a chaste and humble existence.   

I forwarded it to the last minute and didn't see her doing that. >:(

Every fucking time. Every fucking time.  somebody ffwds to some selected point and …. looks for the cheap thrill.

Gotcha!  Lets see if anybody else falls for it.

Now he says he used tomorrow night’s money today and he may just go home early. His photo op with LMH is on Sunday.

Better go find him some coin.  Maybe he could 'work' for it.  One night at some fetishist,,,,

San Diego.... a whale's vagina

You're talking shit about the USA.  Somebody get a rope.

I live in Austria I'm unaware of America's geography

Two of my grandfathers brothers were in Germany and Austria.  1945.  Maybe we're related.

He should do an onsite video at Spahn Ranch...

And woo woo boy could hold a séance calling out Charles Manson's damned soul and capture it in a semi thawed chicken.  And he could make the chicken dance on command.

Sorry I was gone after reading a couple pages of this thread I lost all faith in humanity and sequestered myself in a temple high in the mountains of the Himalayas I found inner peace and have returned

Swell.  Hand me a beer and shut the fuck up.  The big ppl are talking.

This is the lady I was thinking of...

I actually watched the video all the way to the end.  Like the last minute where she is walking around her office in daisy dukes and barefoot.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Yesterday at 01:26:36 AM »
Should this thread be stickied?  Scott Thorson wants to know.  Vote above.

Scott? Scott Thorson?  Really? 

Never heard of him.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 01:23:10 AM »
Dietrich is defining a "full hitch"  ?  Ask him how he got to Oakland, Ca to enlist at age 23!!  Our "Beloved Corps" has  no record of DD beyond his ELS at MCRD West

*shrug*  Maybe DD is a transdimentionalist transvestite.  He can be 'here' while he is still 'over there' and still have been when, but he can probably never cum.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 01:20:35 AM »
There is no such thing as a "transgender US Marine"   I have presented my documents showing service and Honorable Discharge.  Dietrich was not a DOD Librarian or a US Marine.

Heheh.  Just fucking with you. 

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Yesterday at 01:19:38 AM »
Now look what you've done.. Heathers cry'in


Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Yesterday at 01:17:24 AM »
Heather Listeners

Dave Listeners

LOL.  I hit that and I thought it said Incest. Icecast.  Hahahahahha.  Too fucking funny.

So the fat cunt is going after all? When is he arriving in Pasadena and what hotel is he staying at?

Hey LC, maybe you can cuntvince the Fat One to at least go look at the hotel gym.  Tell him that's where all the hard headed Black ex-cons hang out.  You might lure him down with the possibility of a prison style rape love connection.

Those DMVers  get a bad rap sometimes.  They have a soft side too...when they aren't forcing "stroke victims" to ride public transportation for 25 years.  I figured Laura for a softy despite her wrath toward Falkie here on the forum, especially after she took in a mongrel from out of town.  ;)

The woman is a saint. A Saint!  I tell you.

That scenario made me chuckle.. ;D

Years ago before she elevated to where she is now in the DMV HQ, Laura was the one that her colleagues approached to deal with 'difficult' or 'Would test the patience of a saint' clients in the field office where she worked-often people not in her department. She had a way of dealing with such clients that for some reason her colleagues didn't want to learn. I'm sure she dealt with a few 'Kathy's in that time.  ::)

Alright then, she's in charge.  I'm done thinking this Samsquatch Rescue Operation (a trademarked subsidiary of Taintco, a Bell gab company) through.  Have Laura plan the op, but I get to kick in the door, right?  Yeah?  Pud can throw the expired fish lure in.....

With Falkie gone, will Pud and Laura visit Kathie?

Omigosh!  It'll be an intervention!  Quick, let's gather our forces, who is calling the Humane Society?  Somebody has to go to the market and buy up some expired fish to lure Samsquatch out of her lair.  What else?

Come on ppl, think!

Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: What do you believe in?
« on: June 15, 2018, 06:14:50 AM »

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: June 15, 2018, 06:11:29 AM »
Douglas Duane Dietrich is a fraud.  He attacked me and accused me of being a transex Marine who did not serve a full "Hitch" using a Va employee.  He publicly released my SSN, address and unlisted phone numbers
Was he wrong on this?  I understand my beloved Corps doesn't ask and doesn't tell anymore. 

How To Use BellGab / Re: Change of username
« on: June 14, 2018, 10:04:46 PM »
The WANker Manifesto, WANker’s Guide to Detroit, WANking for dummies,  ...
And the international runaway best seller currently under consideration by the Noble committee,
 WANks, WANking, WANked: A Dickdr's So Called Life

How To Use BellGab / Re: Change of username
« on: June 14, 2018, 09:49:37 PM »
Whatever you're comfortable with, honey bunch!

Although I don't think anyone here seriously doubts that you are gay and over 50 anyway.

I'm calling it now.  Switched teams when he was a young Catholic alter boy.  Some 65 years ago. 

How To Use BellGab / Re: Change of username
« on: June 14, 2018, 09:38:51 PM »
Nope! Sorry, but I'm sticking with the 50 year old former lesbian persona. You can move on but I'll be here to remind you. ;)

the cunt.

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