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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 14, 2019, 11:40:36 AM »
Geez Louise, the same old, "We've found the Ark of the Convent" crap ::). Same old song and dance. If the current government of Israel found it and has it, it's very tightly locked away. Gotta hide it where the Muslims can't get to it. Tell it to the few survivors that were at Auschwitz and Bergen-Belsen. No God of the Bible rescued them for that Hell, No Magic Torah or Scrolls protected them either. :-[

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: January 11, 2019, 11:27:07 AM »
Well a friend of mine who retired from LVMPD as a Det. Sgt. went on a journey to find Art's final resting place. With some of the special Hi-Fi listening equipment that the cops use. He let me know that Art's remains are spinning a little over 2000 RPM's when Heather is on the air!

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: January 11, 2019, 10:52:33 AM »
Okies, my fav bumper music is, Highway to the Danger Zone, Dust in the Wind, Point of No Return, Wind of Change, Carry on Wayward Son, One Velvet Morning, and our eternal fav is UFO Phil singing "Listening to Coast to Coast!"

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Random Topics / Re: The Lear Capital Spot
« on: January 11, 2019, 10:44:55 AM »
Yea,it's just an endless loop cart of that crap. And the eternal Carnavora song and dance routine. This gives George a nice 10 to 15 piss break ;). Because you know that Saw Palmetto mystical magical crap really doesn't work! :o

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Well, whadda ya know? Another end of the world date come n gone and we be still here!
"Oh where oh where has our Nibiru gone, oh where oh where can it be?"
I think next time some looney as a Toon crackpot comes on the air and starts spouting this shit, it should be legal to either smack the back of his head with a 5 pound Bible, or shoot him in the ass with an Elephant Tranqulizer ;) :o 8)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: September 19, 2017, 10:14:12 AM »
What, What, WHAT!!! A guest on C2C was shipped off the the joint for 72 months because of fraud! Sean David Morton becomes a prison bitch!!! Oh say it Ain't so! Charlatans and Huckterisms on THIS show!!!! Harumph, Harumph, Harumph! >:(
What's next Carnavora is B.S.? So I don't need to get shit faced drunk on the 23rd for the end of the World!
Well screw that noise, I am just in case, who the hell want's to see the end of the World sober! 8)
And I'll take a side order of 6 Filipino bar girls and a gallon of Holy Water to go ;) :D ;D

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: August 24, 2017, 11:32:18 AM »
Hello Art!
 well me being an old USCG sailor I remember the olde timey radar units we had on the surplus Navy ships.
Old Seaplane tenders converted over to Medium endurance cutters. With the old tube powered Radar units.
One day we were re-calibrating sea search radar, a Senior Chief was standing a little to close to the emitter.
 I told him, "Chief, might wanna move over abit or your nuts are gonna fry!" He replied,  "Hell I've got 5 kids already, fry away, I don't need any more!"
  But with what's happening in the East Pacific I think that some of our on again, off again friends have figured out a way to deactivate,
or reduce the power on the radar, or other electrical systems on the new destroyers. 1 or 2 ships is a glitch, 4 ships are a plan.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 08, 2017, 01:02:28 PM »
Okie Dokie Suckers, Place your bets! Who Coming back first?

1. Art Bell ::)
2. Jesus Christ :o
3. Bobo 17 :D
4. The Fuller Brush Man ;)

Cash or Credit Cards only kiddies! No Confederate cash or eBay Bucks accepted! >:(

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: May 02, 2017, 11:19:19 PM »
Melody Angelica Bell has a nice RING to it!  ;) :)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: April 03, 2017, 08:21:31 PM »
Well look at it this way, Heather was like a new car coming on, so we ponied up the dough to the "Dark Matter Network"
 We were expecting a MG Spitfire, but we ended up being Yugo'd! :(

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Coming Soon! To a mailbox near you! It's the better than the Victoria's Secret catalog.
It's the "Art's Secret" Man Bras catalog! ;D
Lace Bras, Jogging Bras, and Beer Guzzling Bras! ???
Modeled by Art Bell,   with his 36 DD's, Falkie in his 44 FFF bra.  And many big busted boys in oh so nawty silk, satin and lace!
You'l go OOOOHH, AHHHH, WOW! and maybe even get sick to your stomach!!!!!!!! :o

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« on: January 03, 2017, 04:32:31 PM »
Fox News recently flew out to the USS George H.W. Bush 40 miles off the coast of North Carolina to see the crew's final tuneup.

With jets landing every 60 seconds, the flight deck crew worked on getting the time between “traps” (landings) down to 40 seconds.

Aboard the ship, 18- to 22-year-old men and women work 14 hour days on the flight deck, with little rest -- all this before deploying and potentially dropping live rounds on ISIS.

“This is the military equivalent of spring training, because once we complete this at the end of December, then we'll be going forward and it'll be real forces that we'll be going flying with and against,” said Rear Adm. Kenneth Whitesell, commander, Carrier Strike 2, interviewed on his perch above the four-acre flight deck known as “Vulture's Row.”

  Ok Juan I consider 40 miles off the coast "At Sea" Plus you noticed also in the article that they don't report exactly when the ships go out. Also You don't consider the new U.S.S. Green Bay and the new U.S.S. Bonn Home Richard carriers because they don't have catapults.
But the do have Harrier strike aircraft. So I'm splitting hairs here. But as soon as that certain "Community Organizer in Chief" gets out of town and a ballsy President  and a strong defense minded Congress gets down to business there will be more money for the Navy and it's plan for needed ships and aircraft. Kinda sad tho isn't. Millions for highways to nowhere and fancy artwork on the new bridges on the highway overpasses. But the Navy and Marines are flying aircraft form the Operation Desert Storm era!


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« on: January 01, 2017, 12:55:11 PM »
It won't be us.  For the first time since WWII we don't have a single carrier at sea.

Juan I don't know what brand of generic Kool-Aid you are drinking but we do have carriers at sea on patrol right now.
Maybe they just aren't disclosing there current deployments right now. That's well and good, keep the bad guys guessing.
I work for a big defense contractor. I served in the Coast Guard, my dad served on the the Hancock, my stepdad served on the
Bon Homme Richard and my Uncle Served on the Missouri during Korea. They maybe docked at foreign ports for some holiday shore leave
But the can get underway very fast if needed! 

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: January 01, 2017, 12:30:53 PM »
Okies boys and girls in Artie land, here it is from the Bob & Tom Show, "Man Boobs" Enjoy! ::) :o 8) ;D


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: December 21, 2016, 08:49:26 AM »
Butt hurt, ear fooked and one hell of halfassed jackjob! Screwed over by a great charlatan of the airwaves!
"Oh yeah, keep paying, I'll come on every once in awhile and do a show!"
Translation, "I'm outta here you suckers! And Thanks for Supporting my Asian Fever habit!"

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: December 13, 2016, 06:45:10 PM »
Yes I totally agree. My Dad was a Ham Radio operator before I was born. Then a radioman in the Navy for a 4 year hitch.
When I was younger I used to listen to the ham bands on my Monkey Wards multiband radio. But these days with the Ham Bands and the GMRS/FRS radios it nothing but derps and A$$holes on them. One contractor I work for is a Defense supplier. They were using GMRS walkies in the plant. I told the site supervisor that little kids are on our channels, and she stated she didn't care because the radios were cheap. And the poor FCC  field agents and the DOD liaisons are overworked as is.
Just wait, in 10 years these nuts will be jacking Hyper Burst Data Transmissions!
Quote from Lt. Uhura;
Last week I caught the last 20 min or so of a SW show featuring two old Ham radio guys. They were discussing how people have become so mean and nasty on some of the bands that many of the old timers have quit--like "Art Bell", who they said was so disgusted with the foul language and hatefulness he's taken a break from ham radio.

I've never been a ham radio operator but have known several, and they were among the nicest people I've ever known.  In fact the history of ham radio is based upon networking and emergency communications during power outages and disasters, so it's especially sad to hear that ham has gone the way of the Internet, with people trolling/flaming one another over the radio.  smh...
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:46:56 PM »
Remember Chaps across the pond, You have Queen Elizabeth II who rarely goes on the Wireless and usually shares good news and Holiday wishes :D. And sometimes rides about in a classy carriage. Dear Sweet old Lady.
Versus over here we have Queen Heather who goes on the radio 5 nights a week and cackles like an old hen :o >:( and rides a broom!
Crazy Old Bat!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: October 29, 2016, 07:20:12 PM »
So in other words, BoBo could have gotten off with Greasy both ways up in B.C.? ;D :D ;) :o

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: October 23, 2016, 04:50:55 PM »
I'm am channeling a message from the Great And Mighty BoBo!
Time to get onto a pressing of the MEATing!
The great and Powerful Art Bell must appear on All Hallows Eve for the telling of GHOST Stories!
He will have a Ghost Horse Whisper on the AIR with him to reveal how my beloved HOARSE is doing on the Other Side of MOONLIGHT!!!!
Do not tune to any other SHOW ON HALLOWEEN! or you will be sorry! There will be a seance at the HOARSE Cemetery to get EVPS of the great race horses from long ago, SEABISCUIT, SECRETARIAT and WAR EMBLEM will  appear out of the EITHER!!!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P ;D

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: October 15, 2016, 06:28:32 PM »
Didja happen to notice how Art spelled the word "Brake" Reminds me of the poor spelling of a certain horse lover we know. ;D
Could it be? Time for C.S.I. Pahrump! :o

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: October 04, 2016, 10:09:16 AM »
Guess what? Bobo is back! At least on Yahoo/GMA page read this and see if this sounds like a certain Horse lover we all know.


Bort Thompson 2 hours ago

Here's some words of wisdom for you comment posting idiots. You people think your opinions are so important and that you possess some natural-born expertise. But take it from ME, a REAL expert, when I say your comments are even more stupider than you people making them. Now I have a lot of experience, so when I say something, it counts. That's because I'm very important and I know what I'm talking about, unlike feeble-minded you. I see you want to retort by posting a reply, do you? PSHAW!!! You can't post a reply to me because you're speechless, and you're too AFRAID. Besides, no one wants to hear your stupidness anyway.

Do you know who I am? I have 9 black belts, 15 Masters degrees and a PhD in Arithmetic. That's right, you know I'm way better than you, and my legions of admiring followers will all proudly tell you just how great and awesome I truly am! Have you seen my power level? It's over 9000! You know what that means? It means I have more than 9000 units of POWER. It also puts my total adjusted force rating at 22000! That's more than triple, so you don't want to make me mad, because anger is my middle name, and when I get angry I cause earthquacks as I stomp forth with full power, so beware my indignation.

Remember: He who laughs last, laughs last.
I can see you now, trembling with fear and trepidation as you try to muster the courage to write a reply to my comment. But let's face it, you wouldn't DARE write a reply to my comment because you're all too AFRAID.
Gee Bobo's found a new soapbox to PREECH from! :o ::)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: September 21, 2016, 09:08:19 PM »
 Ooops, my bad, it IS a gaggle of geese. And a Cackle of Hens, and finally a Jiggle of Tits! ;D :o

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And this just in, if Hillary is elected President she promises to nominate Richard C. Hoagland to be the first Jovian ambassador! ;D :o ::)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:49:07 PM »
Geez This is scary! Just like a "Murder of Crows, a "Cackle of Geese", a "Coven of Witches" and now a
 "Clusterfuck of Queers!"

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Random Topics / Re: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
« on: September 16, 2016, 08:43:33 AM »
Welcome to HELL Mr. Bond!  :o 8)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: September 09, 2016, 06:26:24 PM »
I finally figured it out. With the Help of Det. Columbo & Barney Fife! ;) I believe BoBo is from a parallel universe where Ramona is still alive.
 It has to be. Either that, or we are all a little Batshit Crazee because we keep coming here hoping against all hope. If We wish long enough, and pray hard enough Saint Art will return and all will be right in the radio universe! Yeah Right! ::) You've got a better chance of Hilary Clinton pooping out Golden Turds at the first debate! :o 

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Well Insider, it's more like the "Wizard of Oz"  But we are near the end, a few players have moved on. Heather is the self proclaimed WITCH, Sadly Art the Wizard has jumped into his hot air balloon and returned to the land of Pahrump and is holed up with 2 very sweet Munckins, but the magical Machine that projected his big voice far and wide has left him weezy :'(. Richard the Tin Man has his own show, and what he said years ago about life on Mars is now being revealed to be TRUE by NASA ???. There are a few Munchkins still loyal to Art, but most of us have just said, "Screw it, he's gone forever!" Sadly no Glinda or Dorthy to drop a house on Heather Witch, or throw a bucket of water her way to melt her. So her insane cackling continues on the interweb, and on the few broadcast stations that carry her. :o

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: August 13, 2016, 11:06:31 AM »
Ahh, it's nice to see avatars from the team of "Are You Being Served?" And it's going to be fun watching the 1 episode Tribute that BBC is making for the networks 75th Anniversary. Will Art play Young Mr. Grace? and George can be "Captain Peacock" and lets see, well of course Heather can be the old battleaxe broad Mrs Slocumbe! always pissing and moaning about her pussy!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: August 11, 2016, 08:16:10 AM »
 Me thinks that Art has finally realized that we are sick and tired of him. For him to pop up on here and say anything it will quickly be torn to shreds. It's more beneficial for him to just fade away. MITD is dying a slow, torturous death.
 And it's wonderfully ironic the the survivor of all this is Richard Hoagland! 8)   He got shit on by George, Then Art, but has been the only one I'd rather listen to at night. 19.5 and Acutron Watch Physics is a lot easier to listen to than all those Flaming Fucktard of Fate Ty Bollinger
Crapavorna ads! >:(

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If the voice of an old witch gets you hot, if you've got crusty socks under your bed full of cock snot, if Elmer Baters stocking porn gets you TURGID! If you have to read the back of the pork N beans to cook them, Have we got a show for you! :o ;D ::)
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