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Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: January 17, 2019, 05:35:16 PM »

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 17, 2019, 05:05:45 PM »
Noory needs to do the fu man chu!
and a matching mullet

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Random Topics / Re: HEY! (Hey) YOU! (You) Get Into My Car!
« on: January 17, 2019, 10:15:30 AM »

Well. I guess less creepy than the song "Hey-Kid-Get Into My White Van (lost puppy/dj-candy remix)"  that likely some Hollywood Dem donor and producer pitched to Disney.
probably one of the most unintentionally hilarious/creepy music videos

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: January 14, 2019, 05:06:38 PM »

There aren't really any publicly viewable metrics for determining how Dave Schrader's show is doing after all of these months (unless someone has ShoutCast/IceCast numbers), so I thought I'd look around and see if I can at least get a general picture based on data that can be publicly evaluated. 

Heather

Dave(peaks ~1200-1500)
http://live1.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com:8303/

Youtube channel: Falkie-esque viewcount

looking at the terrestrial affiliate situation alone, it's clear they're failing to increase this show's audience.  that's a fact.  without obvious growth the subs will begin to erode, the bills will begin presenting a challenge, and keith/heather will have to split because, after all, it takes a lot of money to pay music royalties and keep two employees paid.  every single trend is downward for any metric you can find to gauge MITD's success.  search presence, facebook activity, concurrent stream listeners (when that was visible), the number of affiliates, bellgab MITD thread activity... all down in devastating ways.  there's no reason to assume the subs are magically up in the midst of all of that implosive chaos.


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Fat Qeef Rowland After Show
« on: January 12, 2019, 05:07:40 PM »
Muh music rights fixation

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: January 12, 2019, 01:05:15 PM »
No Aftershow.  :'(

I stayed up and listened to Dave, just so I could catch the aftershow live.   :'(
Ohmigosh ohmigosh I can't even, I can't even! Will this help?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: January 12, 2019, 01:01:44 PM »
Perhaps Dave should draft up a listener code of conduct, outlining the proper reaction one should have while listening to MITD to avoid such confusion and upset

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 11, 2019, 02:59:39 PM »
I like that much better:  Hiney hiney holey, onna mushy pie...
Profound


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: January 10, 2019, 01:29:54 PM »
If he's broadcasting from home, then what's with the "honey I'm coming home" thing?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 10, 2019, 11:40:14 AM »
The good news:KCAA had a few seconds of "Onna mushy pie" last night before switching to a news show so Fred hasn't completely given up. Reminiscent of how Noory had to show up every night and wait to hear Art's voice because nobody knew if he'd show up

Bad news: The  "Onna mushy pie" song is now stuck in my head

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 10, 2019, 09:56:45 AM »
I would actually watch a Jeff Goldblum/EMP movie. Forstchen didn't seem impressed with Producer George's brainstorming

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 09, 2019, 10:02:58 PM »
KCAA put on some news type show the last 2 nights which is a bad sign.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Fat Qeef Rowland After Show
« on: January 07, 2019, 02:58:55 PM »
caller Exile from Ellgab is telling Keith that he is perfectly happy with Keiths caller format, because 95% of the callers out there are cringe worthy.

Spoken like a true NPC, safe space, Politically Correct Ellgabber.   ::)
"trigger warning" lulz

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Random Topics / Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« on: January 07, 2019, 01:37:46 PM »
Dry places will become wet and wet places will become dry
<RodneyDangerfield>Urrruhh sounds like my second wife</RodneyDangerfield>

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: January 06, 2019, 02:50:28 PM »
Who would Ghost-Art sue first?

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
« on: January 06, 2019, 02:45:08 PM »
I'm looking for a launcher to easily trigger jingles and sound effects during a podcast, not a music player.
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/soundboard-studio-lite/id1108810082?mt=8

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 04, 2019, 05:06:39 PM »
She should really embrace more troll callers. At least they were far more funny/interesting than Mike in MT asking how to connect his guitar to a computer or Smog asking for cat updates.

My favourite troll caller was "Billiam" from /x/. He would close-talk into the mic to irritate her and would back off when she warned him(for all of about 10 seconds ;D) He'd spout off complete BS, but sprinkle in enough woo-woo words like egregores and tulpas to keep her interested. I'm not even sure she knew he was trolling

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Random Topics / Re: Midnight in the Diner: Tales from the Road
« on: January 04, 2019, 01:25:54 PM »
It could be worse

It's kinda funny how Gordon Michael Scallion's old doomsday map has been altered and made the rounds on social media

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
« on: January 03, 2019, 05:28:58 PM »
Tsoukalos has always interested me, who knew his non-woo background:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos
Tsoukalos is of Greek-Austrian heritage.[12] He is a 1998 graduate of Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York, with a bachelor's degree in sports information and communication.[2] For several years he worked as a bodybuilding promoter and a volunteer in IFBB sanctioned bodybuilding contests, including Mr. Olympia.[2][13] He produced and directed the annual San Francisco Pro Grand Prix from 2001 until 2005.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 02, 2019, 10:10:12 PM »
RCH is on Clyde Lewis right now if anybody's interested in some pre-KON Hoagie
https://www.groundzeromedia.org/?listen-live=true
direct link
http://c6icyelb.prod.playlists.ihrhls.com/2885_icy

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 02, 2019, 07:15:03 PM »
...and yet, he couldn't even find the time for a meet and greet with poor ol' Weinerinhand when I was in the area...


Dave's not what you'd call a "people person" Listeners are a necessary evil

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 02, 2019, 01:32:13 PM »
The MITD business model
laugh of the day

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: January 01, 2019, 06:53:25 PM »
You're forgetting about all the (tax free)Walmart gift cards, mailbox weed and frozen burritos she gets from fans. Not to mention the priceless artwork

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Saw a horror movie called Hereditary on Cubavision. Without spoiling it too much it was about creepy kids, witches, seances and ghosts. It also had a disturbing amount of nude elderly people in it which is probably how it got its 7.3 imdb rating

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: December 31, 2018, 05:08:04 PM »
The pre-call-screening prediction shows were the best. I'll take Sambo, Jamal and Marcus over Paul/Ella, Smogand Lasha anyday

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The grunts are better than the actual video. Real theater-of-the-mind stuff

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: December 31, 2018, 02:26:45 PM »
Dark Skies appearance(2:30) and tin foil commercial(!)(3:33) I had never heard of "Harris Teeter" before.

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Random Topics / Re: HACK COURT: THE SUMMONING OF BART ELL
« on: December 30, 2018, 04:15:26 PM »
How many innocents fell prey to Lee's "busy hands" on the Gabcast casting couch

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Random Topics / Re: HACK COURT: THE SUMMONING OF BART ELL
« on: December 30, 2018, 04:05:42 PM »
Ol' Lee had a nice set of gams

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