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Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
« on: Yesterday at 01:14:06 PM »
She complains about being lonely yet snubs her elderly(and most likely lonely themselves) neighbours who want to chat in favour of random internet people?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
« on: June 16, 2019, 02:46:42 PM »
Is this real?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
« on: June 14, 2019, 10:01:18 PM »

Random Topics / Re: Pics of Suspect in Off-Duty Deputy Assassination
« on: June 14, 2019, 12:02:44 PM »
You seem to have been living in a social vacuum to the point that you've become paranoid about ordinary things.
Next thing you know he'll be seeing hidden mysoginistic messages in innocuous bumper music

Steve Quayle's always worth a few loffs. Hopefully George doesn't rein him in like the last time

Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
« on: June 11, 2019, 02:47:08 PM »
I remember reading Elena Filatova's eerie Kiddofspeed website.  It could be considered unremarkable by today's standards, but this was before everybody had their own blog/youtube channel and tourists weren't visiting Chernobyl.

Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
« on: June 10, 2019, 01:15:18 PM »
"Sir the reactor's exploded!"

"Yoe 'avin a laff inya? Right get it sote-id or ill 'avya"

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 10, 2019, 01:12:13 PM »
I have always enjoyed your posts.  Well, I wore my voice out on call centers for about 15 years.  But you make a very good point.  There is no substitute for intonation.  If I ever do You Tubes, I would like them to be musical, or dance. 
I will give you 20 bucks for an interpretive dance of the ice-cream-down-the-drain-incident. No talking necessary

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: June 08, 2019, 05:37:10 PM »
Sixteen not starting a YouTube channel.  >:(
Why does she hate money so much?

You are kidding.  He drew attention to Barry's medical condition again?  Or, are you referring to earlier in the week?  I don't have Insiders right now.
It was Barry that brought up the missing teeth

Segment on famous people with food themed names
"Anthony Wiener. Named after hot dogs...I think" Well I laughed even if the dick pic joke wasn't intentional

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Sixteen YouTube Star
« on: June 08, 2019, 09:48:11 AM »

George thought a parrot was consciously ordering stuff from Alexa. He's getting more Pilkington-esque every day ;D

Random Topics / Re: Is Heather Wade Stealing From Her Fans?
« on: June 06, 2019, 01:00:04 PM »
We all know she’s continually been full of shit.
Yet Karen Jackson got a free pass?

Ha!  Yes, I can only imagine.  Jorch at a "sold-out" birthday party, where he's enjoying birthday cake and red wine, surrounded by adoring cat ladies, drinking water.  Elvis, eat your heart out.
Not a dry seat in the house

Random Topics / Re: Does Damon have brain damage?
« on: June 01, 2019, 01:31:33 PM »
Is there any proof these charities are getting anything?

The guest starts crying over his horrific childhood and Captain Oblivious thinks he's choking

Hog did you ever make it to any of the London Air shows back in the 80's? They were incredible

Random Topics / Re: An Open Letter to Gravity Sucks
« on: May 28, 2019, 11:53:03 AM »
I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

Psychic reading shows are the worst. Hucksters preying on the desperate and gullible

Technology / Re: Windows 10
« on: May 26, 2019, 10:14:16 PM »
I wasn't talking about on the freeway.  People can see my age at 25mph.

One time some people I gave a ride to would not get out of my car after  long day, when they were getting rude and I asked them to get out.  I had to make the police do it.  You never know.
Hypothetical situation 14. You're broke down on the side of the's completely dead, no cellphone. Cars keep zooming by but none stop. It's getting dark and you're starting to worry. Suddenly you see a convertible pull onto the shoulder with "Lady in red" blaring out the car radio. "HOW ARE YEEEWWW!" It's none other than George Noory and his portly sidekick Tommy Damphenhauser on their way to another C2C invasion. "Need a ride, or a complimentary glass of water?"

What would you do?

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: May 26, 2019, 01:11:42 PM »
Videos that time out in the middle regardless of what browser i use.
Download > streaming

Has George finally grown sick of Cornelius? After months(years?) of encouraging listeners to sign his petition for a pardon, George asked him why he was sent to prison in the first place. Instead of answering directly he gave some long convoluted story. George seemed a bit annoyed and actually pressed for a straight answer at which point he admitted to threatening to kill a prison warden. He claimed he was innocent but "gave up" because he was being threatened. At which point Noory said he and Tommy would have to investigate further before he could endorse a pardon

Did I hear frequent caller Tom/Joe in the Bronx suggest chemtrails are being used on Australia to make the desert less inhabitable to snakes, resulting in an increase in land value?

Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: May 22, 2019, 04:42:11 PM »
I've never heard anyone here say Diana like that. Sounds like something they might say over there on the East coast.
On Doc Martin, the (Cornish?) locals pronounce the character's name Louisa as "Louis-er"

If only they made t-shirts with the same colorful patterns as casino carpets/bus seats

Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
« on: May 19, 2019, 02:31:41 PM »
Can anybody give a basic gestalt of what happened? Were dick pix involved?

Technology / Re: Windows 10
« on: May 18, 2019, 04:56:29 PM »
I like Firefox, but not sure if it has an online word processing program/storage.
Have you tried OpenOffice Portable? Put it on a thumb drive so you can use it on other computers.
To block/disable cookies(They're still on you're computer, but to the websites you visit you're a blank slate) I use a Firefox extension called QuickJava. You can toggle cookies, Javascript, flash, GIF animations,  images on and off with one click rather than digging through menus. Unfortunately it only works on FF version 57 or less

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
« on: May 17, 2019, 01:11:39 PM »
Clyde Lewis is broadcasting his show live tonight from a UFOFest in Oregon.
Noory didn't bother to go to that one? But I see George Knapp, Bob Lazar, and Peter Davenport are guests listed...
Noorynomics 101: George gets a bigger piece of the pie with the Dannheiser Wagner invasions than the woo-woo shows where he's just another jabronie

"F*!k tha G ride, I want the machines that are makin' em." - George S. Noory

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