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Here is the movie I talked about. The one that Courtney Love does NOT want you to see.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRmEizqzN2k

Quote from: jazmunda on July 18, 2015, 09:14:29 PM
You should see it now. In my haste to post it I didn't make it public. Check it now.

https     ://youtu.be/MdSzV1X1Aj4

without the large gap

Right on Jazmunda!
Thank you.

The late bird gets the terd. I like the fluid of the G/B live show.
Mowing was pleasant though, fortunately.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 18, 2015, 05:01:01 AM
I have a torrent of Art Bell bits, but I am not exactly sure where that one is. I always get the bits confused. It sounds a bit like the one where the General goes to Mars to kick some alien ass, wearing his trusty chrome buttock mould.

Have the Columbone bit on. Like you said, how Phil got away with this is ...A guy performs self-abuse on himself onto a door to open the school to the love invaders. There is too much to list. And the callers!.. talk about pissed off!

Quote from: albrecht on July 18, 2015, 04:44:35 PM
What's worse is Norry laughed at something in the guy's sad tale and then sends the suicidally depressed guy to paranormaldate and tells him to try it out, its free. But it costs if you actually want to meet or communicate with someone. So it is not free. It is only free if you wish to give out your personal information for their marketing. So the depressed guy with no money sees a potential light at the end of the tunnel and maybe he could meet a nice lady and enters all his personal details into the site, signs in....and then is told to pay money (which he doesn't have.) Nice, Norry.

Damn albrecht, talk about some lame stuff. I know Noire`e likes to keep his whatever it is that he is promoting at the time's numbers up per his monthly goals but fuck Georje, you couldn't spring for a one month subscription for some poor sack getting ready to off himself? That's REALLY fucking LAME GEORJE. Show some class you superficial lameass. Sick.

Quote from: Faustina on July 18, 2015, 03:41:05 PM
Extraterrestrial Highway, it's called.  Just looked it up. 

http://www.insidesocal.com/66/2012/05/08/out-of-this-world-area-51-and-little-aleinn/

You can thank this guy for the sign & highway name, though he is now deceased.

http://www.ufomind.com/area51/desertrat/1995/dr26/#merlin
http://www.ufomind.com/area51/desertrat/1995/dr27/#loons

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 18, 2015, 06:17:27 AM
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'

LOL - Awesome Georje. You stupid dufus. If you tell your "left" hand man to fabricate himself into the unemployment line....do you not think he'll fabricate your dense ass right along with him?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 18, 2015, 04:21:47 AM
It comes from March 2001, so that should help you narrow it down. There are some others like the Peenman Hell Suit and the Bea Arthur crucifix. Of course, my favourite Art Bell bit was the Goblin Juice thing where he just lost it and couldn't get the name out.

Thanks SredniVashtar. I think human waste chili maker was from Mission to Mars?

Quote from: Marc.Knight on July 18, 2015, 04:05:12 AM
MV, that gigantic belly-button is f'ing scary.

Even scarier is if that is what she is intentionally showing off.
Reminds me of that hugeass dude sitting in (I only presume this because he was so fucking fat I couldn't tell) only underwear at his pc.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 18, 2015, 04:02:17 AM
I have a bit entitled 'Earth handle and space jungle rot', if that's the one you mean.

That is the one! Space jungle rot...lol. Only Phil.
I love that clip. The MIR space station and the mold/fungus problem they had on there.

Out of all the stupid crap he had in his store he should have had an Earth Handle for sale in there.

Does Noir'e drink alcohol?

Quote from: Holy Ghosts on July 17, 2015, 06:27:04 PM
Ha! I totally missed that episode. I love the raunchy suggestive--but censor-safe--nature of this sort of phrasing. Classic Hendrie.

I can't remember that one either. You put that perfectly.

I got to looking for the Earth Handle segment tonight and couldn't find it. Believe it or not, I played this to a guy one time and he really thought that Art sold Earth Handles and the bit was real.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 18, 2015, 03:03:18 AM
The only time George Noory ever puts in any effort at all is when he's worried about Art Bell (or goes on someone else's show and talks about himself).  From his beginning at Coast he slowly got lazier and more lethargic the further it seemed Art was from a possible return

Dumb boring lazy hack, why not put effort into improving his own show?  Or does he too realize that would be pointless given his level of talent.  Unbeleafabull

Mornin P/B. I'm gonna hang a bit. Kind of have a feeling he's going to show up again tonight and Snoopy Jeorge on us like the other night.

Polonium was named in honour of Poland? Not cool Poland.

All I can say is wow! Oh, I do have one more thing..

I think Jeorge is winding down.
He could be winding down folks, winding down.

Quote from: Morgus on July 17, 2015, 07:25:42 PM
A caller during open lines could just act as a clueless listener that wondered what happened to Hoagland and his planned appearance last Monday night that Noory had promised to weeks before on air.
Since Noory never mentioned Hoagland or what happened, just acted like he didn't exist anymore the past week or two, I could imagine a lot of c2c listeners who wondered that since they might not read what we know here at bellgab.
Noory didn't even thank Hoagland for his 12+ years service as his science advisor. 

With all respect Morgus, if they are that clueless not to recognize the Hoagland incident, or to know by now about Art, they probably should stay where they are at.

Quote from: boilingpitsofsewage on July 17, 2015, 06:49:11 PM
When will Snoory interview Caitlyn Jenner?  Two freaks for the price of one lol.

Dude...lol.
I really think Snorry Jeorge should go for it.

Quote from: Morgus on July 17, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
Tonight is Noory's night for a couple hours of open lines, so this is the last chance for prank callers to call in during that time to plug Art's new show starting Monday.
Also ask Noory about Hoagland, who he hasn't mentioned for a couple weeks and never explained on the air why Hoagland wasn't on c2c last Monday night as agreed before.  Noory welched on their bet - a caller could bring that up too.

Just my two cents, but I really don't think we should be doing that. It would be very hypocritical and only cause more problems like last time. We don't have to stoop to that level, let them be the douchebags. It only helps our case. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves..

Quote from: Faustina on July 17, 2015, 05:54:22 PM

So Bateman is interviewing Art tonight on the Dark Matter Digital Network?  Has this been confirmed?

Nothing against Bateman, but this doesn't make any sense. Georje having the balls to call bateman to screw up the interview for Art after bateman pranked Nori's ass all the way to the wall a few years back. No way, it's something else imo.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 17, 2015, 12:47:36 PM
I think George has his stable of cat ladies who think he is a nice guy, a guru of sorts, and a real catch.

Well, if he's waiting for Misses Right, odds are she's done committed suicide.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 17, 2015, 08:19:39 AM

This was the both hilarious and pathetic.


The caller said he was suffering from Peyronies Disease, which causes bent or painful erections and was asking Wallach for help. Noory's first response was 'I don't even want to know how we treat that', and when Wallach suggested (correctly, I think) that it was an issue relating to connective tissue and that taking his appropriate supplement might help, Noory was across him with 'Be careful, Doc. Be careful'. To his credit, Wallach wondered aloud what was the problem with saying 'penis', and that it was just another body part. Noory - presumably to spare Mommy Dearest's blushes - drowned him out with the bumper music and made no further comment after the break.

That's fucked up man. I don't get why the caller was calling a vet up for his own issues.
Georje was probably expecting the "Doc" to relate it somehow to horsecocks or correcting the problem via masturbation exercises.

Does the thought of jacking off a horse bother or appeal to you Georje? I once knew a guy that sold very high priced breeds of dogs that would well..it's actually a rather common thing if you are in that sort of business. Let me state up front that I..am not.

Maybe King Suck just has an issue with sexual organs like some hardcore Puritan or some nonsensical other personal issue? I always thought that talking about dongs was more Tommy Budweiser's area of the show vs Georje. Do you think Georje ever gets laid man? Be it by female, male, or even beast?

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 11:24:56 PM
He's baaaack. Looks like Steve Quayle changed his mind.  Next Tuesday.

I never put much stock into what S/Q had to say. Though some of his "studies" truly interest me. I see him do programs often with Tom Horn and they totally cater to a certain type of audience imo.

Quote from: Art_s Farts on July 16, 2015, 07:53:56 PM
I try too keep my posts light hearted and somewhat funny, but in all seriousness, I don't think we should pry to much info from Art. In addition to Davebots and lurkers, we could have double-agents in our midst. I'm probably paranoid and know it's only a radio show but dammit I want MITD to succeed. I miss Art.

You aren't paranoid. More of us agree with you than you know

Quote from: holyMOGly on July 16, 2015, 07:32:35 PM
Good to know, thank you! :   

I think it's awesome Art is calling him Dave now. Dave sucks.

Quote from: chefist on July 16, 2015, 07:26:01 PM
I'm sure you are right...just venting...

Let's hope I'm wrong

I didn't care for the Black Krim for the BLT's. Just didn't taste as good as a red tomato fwiw.

Quote from: chefist on July 16, 2015, 07:08:31 PM
Ok I'm being serious now...Art will tell us 10 minutes before the show tomorrow or what?

He may not have a choice in the matter chef. Read his last post.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 16, 2015, 05:12:54 PM
Dave will be amping up the suckage tonight.  He won't let his thread stray for long!

That ain't no shit. He should be checking in on us here soon by my clock.

Quote from: nbirnes on July 16, 2015, 05:11:28 PM
They think Art has some secret ingredient or secret friend and if they could just find that secret and steal it, they would win and Art would go away defeated and empty-handed.

They can't fathom the idea that Art is just better. Better at business, too. As long as the deck isn't stacked and trashed.

I liked popple's notion that they put so much time into subterfuge, etc, we suspect, yet they have time to do that and not improve the show when the "secret answer" is right there in front of their noses.

Quote from: (Redacted) on July 16, 2015, 05:09:08 PM
Anyone seen this? 


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/midnight-desert-art-bell-214500443.html

Bet Georje has.