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George Noory SUCKS   

Quote from: MV on January 07, 2013, 01:05:09 PM

hey, meegle.  been a long time since i've seen you around.  hope all is well.  i miss your show rundowns.

Thanks! Yeah it's been a while since I've been in here. What's funny is that I was almost compelled to do a rundown of the TENTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW.
How are you?

Thanks ya'll!

Whatever happened to Whitley Strieber?

If only.

I really need to find a show with someone I can respect that doesn't trigger the @#%$ out of me.
Can anyone recommend something ELSE?

This 10 year anniversary makes me realize how lucky I feel on Sunday nights when George is not usually on.
He is the same mush mouth that he was 10 years ago and the more I listen to more I remember why I just hate him as a host.
Now to some Open Lines...

 

"My well, be well."
Noory to Punnett (wtf?)


He hasn't changed. :
Here's to ten more years.

...how can I bring my douche ratio up? I mean WAY up.

I just might. Although I dont think I will be able to as fervently add George's flubs and such as diligently as I once did. That took a lot of time and I have so little of it now.

Nice to be missed!

So what happened to the old site and why are there so many with a GN sucks motif now?

Are my old posts still around?

Hello all....listened to the show last night for the first time in years....Kind of enjoyable....Glad it wasn't George.....wished it had been Knapp.

What's new? 

Hello?

Great!

Guess that means George has two bodies? Maybe the other one is the one with the brain.

Hey Michael,

Thanks for checking in! Shows you care!!

Jobsearch? Well the well has been dry since November 22nd. I've interviewed a bunch of times. No one wants me. Wish me luck.....unemployment may soon run out.

Still don't listen to George. Super hilarious to hear that you don't listen to him at all either!!!

HIGH-larious!!!!

Happy New Year!

Hey all, still lookin for a job after getting laid-off before Thanksgiving. Went to Texas for the holidays.

It saddens me that I don't come here much anymore as I don't listen to the show anymore. I used to listen to it all the time at work and now I can't muster the fortitude to listen to Noory in my home. I did listen to Art's shows and he was a welcomed change from George.

I was thinking about discontinuing my subscription to C2C Streamlink...

Wish I still felt driven to point out George's verbal foibles...

Anyway, hope ya'll are well. Fill me in on any of the current C2C happenings!

Adieu for now.

                                 Meegle 

I'm from Texas. Born in San Antonio. Lived there for 36 years. Am living in Boulder Colorado and will probably move to Austin in 2 years.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...georgesux...

What about my nuts?

Fry's Girl you live in Texas?

That's very thoughtful and cool. Thanks So much seriously!

M 

Wow.

Sounds interesting.

What might be the ramifications though? Are any of you familiar with this stuff (mass consciousness experiments)? How many people would we need? This wouldn't turn out like the "The Monkey's Paw" or the film Vault of Horror right? Where a wife wishes for a million dollars and her husband ens up dead in a car accident and she cashes in on the insurance? Ick.

I'm SCARED! But open.

Lemmie know.

M   

Thanks for all the sweet words! I feel held by you. I do need some luck. Maybe I could get George to do wanna doze mash consciousness thingy's for me 'eh?

lol

Well, as my karma would have it, I was laid off today...so I'll see when I can make it back in here to keep up the Noory bashing.

Wish me luck in finding something in this economy.

Adieu for now my fellow Nooryphiles!

Meegle

Tuesday November 18th, 2008


This show was particularly grating as it was very apparent that the 2nd hour guest was pretty intelligent and was slowly....painfully.....backing away from the telephone. George was a particular moron during the 3rd hour.



"...my son's wizzum teeth..."                                 


"...let's tock about the impants..."                           (Implants)


"...an I love Austin Texas, oooo gunna affiliate down there..."


"...no itzala."        (?)


"Buh the way we never send off you emailusus to anyone..."


"...uhhll doze of you on the yeast cohost..."


"...umma gosh..."


"I'm lookin' ford to dthat."


"...(laughs)...I love it...say duhHIduh Anne for me."


"...to mediumship and baterialization..."


"...in logic and the philosph-phuhsees in..."


"...well I believe that when it's in the unconscious that means you can't control it."                           (Hence it being UN-conscious you dolt.)


"Wadduhbutt pee-pull that conch-entrate..."


"...nod inna nyes of the world."      (Not In The Eyes)


"YOU WITNESSED THIS??"


"It appeared on her BAWDY??"


"Wanna sannup for our Cose to Cose newlsetter..."


"...what keeps you jriving through dthis?"


"I'm gonna send you back in time...on Bill and Ted's Excellent Vacation."





buh

Monday November 17th, 2008



"...long lost reladiv..."


"...soffer from golf war illness..."


"...as you know Joyx..."      (Joyce)


"...urging Present Bush..."   


"..heebuh he lent him some money..."


"...your new show cording to Gordon..."


"...so they were ehduhdid down..."


"...he saved Chrysler buhcause he's brilly hunt..."


"...what the heck cappened?"


"...slowes they've ever seen Las Vegas...that's a barombetter Mish..."


"...you play duemorrow night..."


"..whir lookin' four do see what you ha to see saaaaay about this..."


"...sits my 'ole listen from my Nighthawk dies..."       ("For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.")


"Waah lez go to Joe in Missouri, *click**click* Joe? *click**click**click* Joe? *click* You there? *click**click**click**click* Joe? Well.... *click**click**click* ...nothing's working..."                                                                                                                                 (dumbass)


"Stan touch!"         (Stay In)


"Hello! Huhwar you?"


"...will the documennary happen..."


"...this could have perfound impact on..."


"...now I wanchoo tuh painus a pitcher..."


"And unknown means what?"                (I got this wrong on the SAT as well.)



_________________________________________________________________
George: "Loyd I think we're the visitors."
Guest:    "................................................"
George: "..........I think we're the visitors."
Guest:    "................................................"
George: "We'll be right back."
________________________________________(Even the guest doesn't care.)__



"Loyd weren't you on an 'ole History Channel duckumentary...?"             (Yes...he's a quack!)


"Haakkuh they do this?"        (How could)


"What if the skull was some kinda projector and an if you could somehow turn it on it would show you the secrets of the Universe?"          (What if you George's skull was some kinda projector an if you could somehow turn it on it would show you old black and white cartoons from the 30's?)


"Now does a fish have the same ammomamoun of chromosomes as we do?"           
                                                  (Yes George, but we don't have as many scales.)

Hey Fry's Girl. I have to apologize. I didn't mean to wake you up and disturb you last night.

You had me at "Get out!".   

Thursday November 13th, 2008


"....after jriving it down to..."                  (Driving)


"..and that struck up kra kra great friendship..."


"...after three days ofsssssssselling..."


"...an alumnus of Florida A nuh nem University..."     
                                       (2 minutes in the show)


"...Anjoo watta you thinka this..."          (Andrew? Andre?)


"...killed over haffa million peepa anya lee..."        (Anally?)


"...they said is kids were malnurshed..."      (His, Malnourished)


"...he hid in the lawn-jree room...and jumped indo the FedEx bawx..."


"...I think suz."        (Me too?)


"...they cud stay there almos permanently..."               (Mmmmmm...cud)


"...and a reminder my Sci Fi telefish television show..."       
                                            (Tele = across , Fish = fish)


"...middight Mountain time..."   


"...where whir tocking about the show called 'Direk from dthe
Mooooon'...."        (We're, Direct from the Moon)


"...that's incherusin..."              (IN TER EST ING)


___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "I notice that Buzz Aldrin is gonna be on the 'Direk from dthe
Moon' show and I was with Buzz on the Larry King show not too long ago."
Guest:
"..........mmhmmm."                                                                                                     
(So what?)
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"Well you know Edgar Mitchell za staunch buhliever in extraterres teal
life....AND I BUHLIEVE 'IM....CUZ I KNOW 'IM!!!"          (Name dropper
mispronouncer)


"I unerstand."            (There is no way that you do George.)


___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "...without the gravuddy, will the astronauts be able tuh moove
aroun?"
Guest:   "....well now you have to remember that the moon does have
gravity..."                        (Imbecile)
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"Definutly wool be a learning cuhyurve..."


"...dan it's gone ketchup to war it's ben dan."                    (?)


"Do you recommen that?"


"Anahahow have theyd done that?"


"Dthat's pretty jramatic."             (George's new phrase.)


"...that's fantastic.....chrooly is."        (George wasn't listening)



___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "We can reduce cow farts which is reason enough to go to BioFuel."
George:
"Ok....uh..............."                                           (I
bet George could power a blimp with his 'emissions'.)
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"How didjoo gedincherested ind this Davuh?"                 
                               (Did, You, Get, Interested, In, This, David)



Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks FryBaby!!!

Monday November 10th, 2008


Another crackpot Chicken-Little show...



"Will there be any changes with this adbinistration?"

"...we canna afford the uddamobile inustry to go under."

"...ok back to what Obumma might do..."

"And I would guess they would be pretty buhlarge ones."

"..................you ka.............ok......................?"      (This was George's response to something pretty scientific.)

"...when we come back we'll alsa tock about prophecy.........OH YES.......prophecy."

"...course as you know I don't buhlieve in coincidences."         ( Well......really?)

"...I don't think they would spend jussa couple a million dahlers on simply exspuriments."

"If Apocalypto, that movie, was accurate then..."              (It wasn't you moron.)

"...and the Hopi Inii uhns..."         (Indians)

"...his map is jramatically altered..."          (Dra! Dra! DRAMATICALLY!)


Chicken-Little is always dramatic.

Tuesday November 11th, 2008



"...good morning good eve ding..."


"...and once again credits say it just doesn't seem to go far enough. The plan announced by federal officials and morgan giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac sounds sweeping in it's approach. Bowwers would get reduced interest rates and longer loan terms..."       (Credits=Critics,  Morgan=Mortgage,  Bowwers= Borrowers)


"...in U.S. otto sales..."


"...Vet trins day daday..."         (Veterans day today)


"...peepa are concerned aboud their how wusses..."         (People, About, Houses)


"...Jevree..."            (Jeffrey)


..................................yawn.................................

These are from random shows from last week...


"...welcome to cose to cose day m..."


"...tocking to the dead..."


"...hello due you..."          (to)


"...you only have innow until...." (now)


"...he later dedicated mudge of his work to..."    ( I don't like George very mudge )


"..he's also spent several days camped around dare e ah 51..."


"...mountains of the Monk-golian/Chinese border..."


"...muh-bee you got your shot of hang grrr eighteen..."                    (Hanger)


"...paranorbal research..."


"...buh I when into brat casting so that I could tock to peepa like you..."        (Brat is to wurst as wurst is to worst)


"...were gonna get into some buv your research..."


"...now that sounded like a lair nix problem..." (Actually sounds like someone with a tongue problem because I think it's pronounced Layer Inks....right?)


"FROM LAS VAY IX NEVADA...!!!"                 (One second into the show)


"General Motors the nations largest otto maker..."


Linda Moulton Howe: "It is great to be looking at your eyes and you're wearing this great chocolate striped shirt..." (George/Linda - 2 great tastes that go great together?)


"It's really sobering to see people out there that keer so much about this subject."


"Do you remuhmber Close Encounters of the Third Kind and they're in Africa and they hear the 5 tone NA NA NA NA NA and they all point to the sky?"                                        (Why is this or 'Fire in the Sky' always George's references?)



More to come (fortunately or unfortunately)