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Random Topics / FUCK YOU!
« on: January 12, 2018, 06:48:02 AM »

Random Topics / THE CHARACTERS: that never existed!
« on: January 09, 2018, 03:18:36 AM »
Steven Strouger
-He graduated High School in 1966.
-Headed off to college with 12 transferable hours of Jr. College under his belt, accrued during the summer-time.
-The Junior year of his under-grad, he picked up an extra semester of hours over the summer so he graduated with his Bachelors Degree a year early.
-Finished Grad-School in '73 and immediately married his college sweet-heart,  Abby Warren. Both are the same age, although Steve is 4 months older.
-Purchased 1200 sq. ft. 3/2; single car garage home with family help right after their honeymoon in Acapulco. All cash deal. $25,000.
-Steve went to work for DEC corporation and Abby became a 3rd Grade Elementary Teacher.
-They stayed married without children for just over a year, and then Abby got pregnant with their first child, a girl, named Julia.
-A year and a half later, in late 1977 they had their second child, a son, named Blake.
-In early 1978, they moved to a new suburb because Steven had been transferred.
-1600 Sq. Ft. 3/2 with a fireplace and double garage with shadow fenced backyard.
-The house was on a 15 year note, and they payed it off on time but continued to stay at this location until mid 1998. (When the neighborhood began to show signs of "turning.")
-Then moved to a "Country-burb" place on 25 acres, an hour and a half out into the country-side from their old neighborhood. 2500 Sq. Foot. 4/3 with detached triple garage and workshop.
-20 years at this location. Children both married and educated to a Masters Degree level with no debt; homes of their own.
-4 Grandchildren. 3 Boys, and one Girl.
-3 Dogs along the way. Boxer, German Shepherd, and now a 9 year old Jack Russell Terrier named "Tippy."

Radio and Podcasts / FORUM BORIALIS - Finest Podcast
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:43:17 AM »
He's a Nordic Alien.

Random Topics / Racist Raptors!
« on: January 06, 2018, 02:50:31 AM »

Random Topics / ISHTAR: 31st Anniversary
« on: January 05, 2018, 08:47:08 AM »

Random Topics / Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 05, 2018, 12:11:45 AM »
Found him!

Random Topics / COMIC BOOKS!
« on: January 03, 2018, 10:10:31 AM »

« on: December 31, 2017, 07:57:26 AM »

Pack yer shit and GET THE FUCK OUT! At 12:01 West Coast Time, this evil MV son-uf-ah-beeeeech is pulling the plug! Thanks for the herpes cack-feyags!

« on: December 09, 2017, 08:52:13 AM »

Guy is a complete scumbag.


 V-5 DFS BOMBERSEGLER: Silent Supersonic pin-point Dive-Bomber

Speed: 700mph+
Range: 16 nautical miles
Payload: 1, (750lb.) High Explosive Bomb (Fragmentation or Incendiary)

Towed into position at 27,000 feet by a BF-109G to with-in 7-10 miles of target, detaches and glides at over Mach 1 to it's target. Releases the bomb, and climbs out, and back out to sea.

Dilemma: Pilot Recovery

Recovery was the question on this design that never came to fruition. The answer is simple. The cockpit of the supersonic sailplane is a mini-sub. After the strike the pilot pulls out over the coast, skims the water until splash-down; pulls a handle that discharges three explosive bolts, and the cockpit runs on an electrically powered out-board mini-motor that guides it to an awaiting submarine with docking bay for extraction. The weapon would be perfect for night-time assassination of high-profile politicians and generals.

Random Topics / Everyday Fewer Visitors
« on: November 09, 2017, 05:04:41 PM »
Soon BellGab will be my own private Shitpost Heaven. MV will favor me with Turbo-Mode and I will drag MD into the briney depths of Troll Purgatory with endless accounts that all hate him, but who all belong to ME!  8)

Random Topics / BellGab 1990's Esoteric Thread
« on: November 07, 2017, 01:31:44 AM »
Not how it was, but how it felt! You had to be there and aware to know.

1. Music became much more artistic and experimental for the first time since the 60's in the early half of the decade. A lot of good, strange stuff, and a lot of crap too.

2. Native American themes enjoyed a resurgence although it began in the late 80's, it really took off in the early 90's. Between that, Art Bell, and the X-Files there was a subtle layer of intrigue all about.

3. There was a recession in the beginning and a boom at the end. In general people were making it at worst.

4. People dressed nicer in general than they do today, although some of the color palates were questionable.

5. Life as a whole was pretty good and it was as-a-whole probably closer to the 1950's than any time since in it's calmness, and gasoline was cheap.

If I had to pick one song to convey the feel of the early part especially, it would be this one.

Random Topics / Disgusting FOOD that you eat anyway!
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:38:10 AM »
Imitation Crab Dip. It's fucking terrible! I love it.

A little cayenne pepper & garlic in it and some Ritz crackers, and I'll eat the hell out of it.  People say it's low-rent, and it is! People say it's gross! Right again! People say "ewww" when I eat it in front of them. Get fucked!  8)

« on: October 31, 2017, 07:49:50 AM »

The Post-Modern Prometheus

Hands down the very best one.

Art Bell & The X-Files at their peak in 1997.

Random Topics / The Muppet Show (BellGab)
« on: October 31, 2017, 05:20:15 AM »

« on: October 29, 2017, 04:58:43 AM »
One year of warfare that stopped the almost total infiltration of Collectivism & Draconian Criminal Legislation in the United States Government butt-cold, and restored dignity, pride and the ideals of our fore-fathers against overwhelming odds, without a shot fired! *SALUTE* Not even WWII guys achieved as much in so little time.

My story? Well, I was a lowly civilian. I was caught behind enemy lines. The Illegal Alien Communists were literally fucking me in the ass day and night on property taxes. I cried out and said: "I'm not gay! I hate you motherfuckers!" They just laughed and said I should hope they changed, and that If I wanted to keep my butt hole virginity, I could keep my butt hole virginity! That was until KEK's from the R.E.E. parachuted in one night and freed me.

A steely-eyed Captain, with perfectly quaffed hair and an out of season orange tan handed me a copy of photoshop and a .jpg of a little green frog. I asked "What should I do with these gifts Monsieur? He moved stridently toward me, and looked me dead in the eye and said "China is ripping us off on trade!" I knew right then and there what I needed to do, and a single perfect tear rolled down my cheek as I watched his eyes glow a shimmering yellow. He then spun around and lazer beamed every Communist in my town. I dropped to my knees and began scribbling Pepes and Shitica's as fast as I could.

I was a Partisan in the Meme War. A grateful freedom fighter working silently deep in the night to harass, sabotage, and delay the Communist Motherfuckers. 7th Partisan Meme-Rangers under Commander Mike "Pole Smoker Choker" Pence.

Random Topics / SAMMY HAGAR!!!
« on: October 25, 2017, 06:06:25 AM »
I don't give a rats ass if people love him or hate him or are indifferent. He's amazing! He was never anyone's favorite, but he always brings a lust for life and a party! He has done a 50 year career as a rock n' roller, but never got strung-out on drugs and booze. He was smart with his money and parlayed those rock dollars into far more lucrative real-estate, hospitality, and tequila money. He raised a family and none of them turned into damaged hollow shells of human beings. He's 70-72 (depending upon who you believe) and still has a damn good time! He's also a poor kid who made it big and has a heart. Don't let that party image fool ya. He's a smart man, and very humble. He did it right!

I love Roth era Van Halen, but 5150 was a stellar album and anyone who says different is a fucking liar! I still have an original copy on vinyl and still play it every now and then on a Saturday night when it's BBQ time! :)

LMFAO! The looks have faded. Oh, what to do?

Early on-set Menopause is a bitch!

Have some more Artisinal Wine ya drunk ho! LOLOLOLOL!

Politics / DON'T TAZE ME BRO: 10 years later
« on: October 18, 2017, 06:47:08 PM »

« on: October 17, 2017, 03:51:18 PM »
There are no products in the BellGab store! Shouldn't there be some memorabilia so we can think fondly of our time in this dump? Some old fried eggs, or a collection of cigarette butts, maybe a pair of MV's old tighty-whities with grown man smell in them?

Politics / SONG OF DE SOUF!
« on: October 16, 2017, 11:37:05 AM »

Yankee: "What's with the 1865 nonsense? The U.S. would have gone the way of Brazil, had outsourcing to zero wage labor continued."

Confederate: "If you are still a deluded shithead that thinks "slavery" had very long left, then I have little hope of helping you.
As if "outsourcing to zero wage labor" was the issue of 1865. No, dumbass, FREEDOM was the issue.
How's that federal goobermint freedom working for you? All those taxes and insurance you pay. The land that you don't own. The slave labor from overseas you have to compete against.
I love your fucking crystal ball that tells you the US would have gone the way of Brazil. Virginia, SC, NC, Georgia, etc. were bastions of wealth and prosperity LONG BEFORE they created a fucking central goobermint. You are such a dumbass! And that wealth wasn't due to a few niggers working in some field. It was due to property ownership. Hell there were way more white indentured servants working than their were black slaves. And your ASSumption that it was "zero wage labor" shows how shallow and stupid you are.
Again, the stupid masses like you choose to reduce the Civil War to "zero wage labor" because you are too stupid to see the real issue.......the same fucking issue we face today. An illegal, overreaching, tyrannical central goobermint that does what it wants when it wants with no regard to personal rights and liberties. It serves only itself....... After Lincoln showed the world that the central goobermint would kill 800,000 of its own people to maintain control, the die was set......and your ass has been cast perfectly."

Random Topics / Classic & Vintage Home Audio Gear
« on: October 11, 2017, 09:24:05 AM »
When I was a kid the Hi-Fi was the height of technology in most average American homes. A prize possession that lived in the corner of the family room or your fathers home office that you were never allowed to touch usually. I now have one of my own simply due to the fact that as an adult I can put my dick on it if I want to and I find that very satisfying. However, there is indeed a richness to the sound that comes from it's imperfections versus modern home audio equipment that lends itself to a more "live" feel in the music in my opinion. If anyone has any old--but still working--gear they would like to get rid of, let me know here and lets discuss it; perhaps a price if you would like to sell it. Any other "Golden Age" of home audio geeks here?

My current setup: (All 1980 and older; all beautifully restored)

-Marantz SR 8000 Receiver
-Pioneer PL - 530 Automatic Turn-table with Ortofon Blue Cartridge
-JVC KD530 Cassette Deck
-Pair of Pioneer HPM - 60 Speakers

I'm looking for some HPM - 100's, and a quality EQ to complete my setup.

Random Topics / This is why nobody with a brain will serve anymore.
« on: October 11, 2017, 03:32:05 AM »

.300BLK is right there! This is like Scorpion all over again. If the Officer Corps can't do their part, why should anyone else?

Random Topics / Odd Food De Faggoet!
« on: October 09, 2017, 03:43:10 PM »
I'm bored with all the food I eat. It's time to do something very much off the beaten path. I'm thinking French Guianan Cuisine. Specifically Guianan Creole Steak. However, perhaps your faggoets can suggest something equally poofy and exotoeec. Mundivus!

Random Topics / I LOVE YOU.
« on: October 09, 2017, 02:11:21 AM »
That is all. I love you.  ;D

Random Topics / STUNNING Color photographs from 1947
« on: October 08, 2017, 05:41:19 PM »

Pure magic from a fantastic family; enjoy.

« on: October 07, 2017, 03:47:10 AM »
Since Art won't come back on the air, or interwebs, and C2C is so dead I can't believe anyone was still listening to it in 2006 much less now, we are forced to play Cowboys & Indians to entertain ourselves. I know Art thinks this place is horrific, but without him doing anything it's hardly surprising the old-school, highly intelligent, listeners resort to flame-wars and trolling to pass the time. Yeah, it's the Sewer, but it's nicer than the corporate, P.C. Lockstep and schister scene available today. At least MV lets us whoop one anothers' ass for blood-sport until we get tired rather than trying to maintain any semblance of order. Between unoriginal and chaos, I'll take chaos man. Art, just do a low-key Bitchute show under an assumed name. When people say: "Art, I know it's you!" Deny it! Fuck it man! It would be hysterical. TWO ART ENTER! ONE ART LEAVE!

Random Topics / X-Plane 11
« on: October 04, 2017, 09:45:58 PM »
Does anyone else fly it? I like to jump in the cockpit, take-off, flip on the auto-pilot, set the cockpit lights, and listen to dumbass conspiracy radio with it. A nice thunder storm at night sets the mood. Here's the thing though; is there a switch for the cabin lights in the Barron 58 (my fav)? A dimmer? I can't find it and I like to sit in the back once I'm at altitude. Thanks.

The White Nationalist website that has been online since the BBS days in 1990 recently had it's registrar name removed on the grounds that it was a "hate speech site." It took them about a month to get it back and they're back up and running again. Of course "hate speech" is not illegal in the United States unless it is done in physical proximity to a recognized targeted population as per the Skokie Illinois ruling in 1980. What is interesting is that the move comes after the E.U. did a slew of targeted removals of Conservative media on Youtube thorough Google's voluntary collusion. Stand by boys and girls, something big is about to happen with online free speech in the coming months (I reckon after the new year). Storm Front wasn't even a hardcore Nazi website. Pretty moderate in fact. It was a probe. This place will be on the list for sure.

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