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Technology / Tech Accoutrements
August 10, 2016, 10:07:55 PM
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Random Topics / Life & Times
April 23, 2014, 12:29:07 AM
mother wasn't just any cheerleader. she wrote a high school song that is still the schools anthem to this day. she was a pro bowler. she looked every bit like Elizabeth Taylor. she was more than a bit wild.
dad was a Steve McQueen clone. he liked anything that had a fast motor. set a bonfire in the center of his towns only controlled intersection. was one of many that sat in an open trench during an atomic ground test. he wrote poetry.
in the late 50s, i was created by the union of a cheerleader and biker. i was a first born and there was primogeniture of a lower order. other than that, i try not to think on it much. my first and middle name are from when my mother once overheard a lady calling after her babe that had scampered away in a department store.
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dad was a Steve McQueen clone. he liked anything that had a fast motor. set a bonfire in the center of his towns only controlled intersection. was one of many that sat in an open trench during an atomic ground test. he wrote poetry.
in the late 50s, i was created by the union of a cheerleader and biker. i was a first born and there was primogeniture of a lower order. other than that, i try not to think on it much. my first and middle name are from when my mother once overheard a lady calling after her babe that had scampered away in a department store.
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Random Topics / Name That Forum Member
November 09, 2013, 01:56:03 AM
if you could describe any of the forum posters using only a reference from Science Fiction, who would it be? What would be the reference?
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Technology / Knowledge... what the web was meant to provide
February 24, 2013, 04:30:16 AM
A Tech thread that provides some one stop links where a lot of site digging wasn't needed to find what you're looking for...
Tim’s laptop service manuals http://www.tim.id.au/blog/tims-laptop-service-manuals/
Tim’s laptop service manuals http://www.tim.id.au/blog/tims-laptop-service-manuals/
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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Voynich Manuscript
December 29, 2012, 04:04:12 AM #8
Random Topics / Is it me or.....
May 16, 2012, 10:12:37 PM
each forum has sticky topics and normal topics. i saw "vag" used as a gender ID. normal topics? really? 
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Archive of Old Threads / Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
January 23, 2011, 11:15:19 PM
One I gathered from another forum that I rather liked as well as the thread subject also gathered from several other forums.
In order to understand non-Euclidean geometry you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret coven made up of left-handed albino yodeling Lapps with help from the San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during the invention of silly putty in my broom-closet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the day I cleaned under my refrigerator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by public fornication with cabbages.
They want to pelt with smelly turnips southern Baptists and imprison resisters in a vat of irate hormonal termites using rubber-band powered model ibises.
In order to prepare for this, we all must chop celery into 1/2 centimeter (no more, no less) sections. Since the media is controlled by wild-eyed commie pinko ninjas in tartan pyjamas we should get our information from the Pope.
In order to understand non-Euclidean geometry you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret coven made up of left-handed albino yodeling Lapps with help from the San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during the invention of silly putty in my broom-closet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the day I cleaned under my refrigerator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by public fornication with cabbages.
They want to pelt with smelly turnips southern Baptists and imprison resisters in a vat of irate hormonal termites using rubber-band powered model ibises.
In order to prepare for this, we all must chop celery into 1/2 centimeter (no more, no less) sections. Since the media is controlled by wild-eyed commie pinko ninjas in tartan pyjamas we should get our information from the Pope.
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Archive of Old Threads / That Bird Shit on your Windshield Probably Isn’t Anthrax
December 05, 2010, 06:18:51 AM
What is the most outrageous conspiracy theory that you have ever heard? What makes it outrageous?
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