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Politics / Net Neutrality
« on: November 29, 2017, 11:44:25 PM »
Obvious Communist ideal is obvious...

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Politics / When Peligiac ameboas, an d Tintan-oi-boy's
« on: October 12, 2017, 01:42:43 AM »
MMmm

Mods, police (if any)


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Random Topics / Welkommen, Pud!
« on: October 07, 2017, 12:27:29 AM »
'murica!


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Random Topics / An account of mesself, for dasiusAKE?
« on: August 09, 2017, 12:38:25 AM »
 

Agftar the Yak-milk, you kava java?

mmm

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How To Use BellGab / Un-used features of BellGrab
« on: April 16, 2017, 05:12:46 AM »
These things will be used by users as users for the



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Random Topics / 2016 BallGrab T'ward
« on: March 31, 2017, 08:39:00 PM »
Not to skew the resluts; p(RUSH) and Secretariat!



or



or



mmm...

ediot:

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Politics / Dis-United Kingdom(Queendom) Politics
« on: February 19, 2017, 01:32:50 AM »
Waslh, Iyrshay, oder Skoots.

Mmm, any outsiders care to throw a manque tool ino, outre struggle, ?

mmm


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Politics / Political Musak
« on: January 23, 2017, 12:48:01 AM »


mm, oder:



heh:



Fun stuff for all y'all CoolDaddioes lishunnin' tew yer do-daddies!



Nab daggoot! Mint, this ya troshore:


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Random Topics / XXXtra Speshul Holiday Muse(acK!) MegaWeakThreade
« on: December 03, 2016, 03:16:03 PM »


ediot2wit;  mods please merge with ftheollwing IF APPROPRIATE tia:

Thanks for asking about the details, and sorry it's taken so long to get back!

As Christmas day approaches, I had to churn out a few more "classics" and do a proper holiday EP.  Click on the garish graphic below for the band camp page.

1.Carol of the Bells 01:30   
2.Bring a Torch Janette Isabella 02:22
3.Deck the Halls 02:49
4.Holy Night 01:39
5.Silent Night 02:44
6.Jingle Bells 02:17



Oh yes, DETAILS!  Where does one even begin?  You pretty much start with your MIDI composition, which you play on a keyboard, and quantize to taste.  Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, I'll use a dumb and boring synth patch just to get the part sequenced, and THEN I'll work on the timbre/sound.  From there, it's just being tasteful with your synth patches (which are all semi-programmed from scratch for the specific part), along with some half-decent mixing.  Just the standard compressors and EQ's in that dept., along with some spectral enhancement, reverb, and other stuff used sparingly.  They say arrangement is everything, and you really do have to be mindful of your parts, instrumentation and structure.  In this regard, you also have to choose or design some nice hits/crashes/swells for your transitions.  Drum Parts are relatively easy for the house, trance, or disco parts, while the "dubstep" is just some triplet grooves, for the most part.  The 3/4 timing in "Carol of the Bells" was no sweat either, but maybe it's kind of drum n' bass sounding?   ???  "Bring a Torch Janette Isabella" is also 3/4, but has a more traditional disco feel.  Had to try and keep that one "K-Pop" sounding!  And I'm not Korean!  Obviously, any loop samples you're using at this point (drums only) are going to be chopped up, cropped, and re-arranged.   Most of my drums are sequenced like everything else, though.  Maybe I'll bullet point some more interesting things:

• My MIDI "controller" is a Roland Fantom - I also use it to sequence stuff when my computer is busy playing netflix.
• The reggae guitar on the intro of "Holy Night" is real, and was performed by the esteemed yet deposed Prince I&I ASIanman of Jah-Rastafari.  The Prince is currently in contact with C2C for an upcoming guest spot.
• I use Massive (the vst soft synth) for a bunch of parts, but a host of other vst synths are used too.
• "Carol of the Bells" contains a sample of a human scream, to signify the true horror of the holiday season.
• It was all done in "in the box" using REAPER.  Pro-Tools was not involved
• If you want to see a complete gear list, check out my studio webstie at www.MusicStudio13.com

With that said, you should probably ignore everything I just said and check out the music straight away.  Unlike my rambling and near-meaningless technical details, the actual music is kind of rad.

2ndEdit:  All jokes aside, that man is a mean and scary piper.  If the drums were peasant we truly would have been home by Christmas about a hunnert yarns/threads ago plus or minus a few days/weeks/months.  I fear the day that I see that one on the field of Mars.  Either as a general or a mano y mona(sp) whiner take all fought...  I salute that GRATE SCOT, awesome pipes, love the pipes can't stand the artillery barrage of music at this time of year and he made my musical point most eloquently and brutally no further effort required on my part. 

mmm...

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Politics / Bruce Banner Adds:
« on: November 03, 2016, 11:06:17 PM »
Make munhgry!>?:

mneinteepoitfiven!

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Politics / C'Thul:Y"all,,,
« on: October 15, 2016, 12:46:01 AM »
MmmBot,



-or-



Either option is offal...

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Radio and Podcasts / Epic Hoax
« on: August 04, 2016, 02:28:47 AM »
Hefermynd the Hoaxstiff>?

Gerontologic Al, M'mm {okay} hoaxsted Hoax2HoaxAM-eye>?

Data about butt-hurt reveals need for tubes 'n tUBES of, my band



Forest and suck

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Random Topics / The stars, the stars & Huh STARZ? (HU-shaddup......
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:01:26 AM »
My fingers dail like the soap, but nutin'



Hehe

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Politics / Gluten=FREE, that's 4 ME
« on: June 10, 2016, 12:53:05 AM »
I am tired of pooping bloody.

BLOODY POOP ELL!

How much Moor?

I canna'

Eye poops sez the NHS (some Nazi Health Service_).

En-hoof (warning:  horse-porn)


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Politics / My Name is Heimlick Manouvre, & I am your Presidio
« on: May 15, 2016, 04:51:43 AM »
I may throw my ha! into the rang.

I promise, if you are dissed, I will amend the situation.  I am FOR LIFE!

I will hear about every complaint & discomfort that you experience, and I will solve that problem.  No one need ever be afflicted by that discomfort that youth  experience again.

I have my peeps working on it, but this following will be my campain(sic) theme song (the vidya needs tighten'yup):

-or-

OR, should I feel like it I could do this



wood, tots. 

I like tater tots!


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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Sasquatch paralyed me in my sleep
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:46:46 AM »
She was bionic and not yet clean shaven.




Settle down, yall


ediot: future research reveals sumthin ?v=_2-QELxR7Qo

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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Music of the Spheres
« on: October 26, 2015, 04:10:44 AM »
Here's my Noorie in the  AB/C2C sub-thread...

Pause for refill of adult beverage.

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Politics / Why vote for the lesser evil?
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:18:02 AM »

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Random Topics / Things that bemuse me
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:09:41 AM »
"I won't talk to you because you won't talk to me"

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Radio and Podcasts / Fondue Lac, AL
« on: September 15, 2015, 08:06:21 AM »
is the premeire Swiss ice fishing experience in Alabama.

This is SERIOUS fishing!

A FEDERAL program has/should be launched where by tax monies ice fishing in Alabama is a State and Locally recognized sporting opportunity.

This is IMPORTANT, not only locally but nationwide.

I did not want to share this with you, but I shop at the local BP (British Petrol), the smokes are cheap and they usually have good deals on airline bottles of booze...

I sometimes hear voices in my trailer, my friend Eddie at the BP helps me out when I go to visit him.

He usually has FireBall airline bottles on a "speshul" discount Dracula for me.

Don't get me started on Flouride...

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Politics / Liam Neeson bravely
« on: September 14, 2015, 01:05:14 AM »
embraces his Taken franchise and takes it to the next Britishitler level:

(via writing, or somesuch):|

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/14/liam-neeson-america-guns_n_6472266.html

&



Foul Britisher, wilkommen to the Baltic...

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Radio and Podcasts / Art Bell Customer Service Stream Issue Line
« on: July 29, 2015, 12:43:51 AM »
I just wanted to let you know, that I experienced a time loop a few minutes ago, and it interrupted my beer drinking.

Thank you.

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Seriously, I have data and documents.
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Prove me wrong@!
/
If you have read this the Russians/\Ukrainians have your CC#! 

doh!

edit: pics too

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Politics / ADC discusses his life on "The View"
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:15:18 AM »
He had a life or a movie?



Who the fuck am I taqlikeing....


WTF is this shiest?

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Politics / Obama nominated for second Nobel Peace Prize?
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:49:34 AM »
http://russia-insider.com/en/2014/12/20/2070

I'll let others doo the heavy lifting on this one...

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Technology / Internet Radios
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:45:32 PM »
I am lazy and I am sure a thread about this already exists.

Merge away, MV or whomever, if this is the case.


_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________



So, what I would buy to stream Art's upcoming show, heck Gabcast and perhaps others would be something along the lines of this:

-Hardwire/Ethernet capability (in addition to a wiFi that can be turned off, either by switch or by 'hacking' into the wiFi transmitter)

-Programmable i.e. Gabcast starts at 7pm CST (or thereabouts) on Tuesdays, I want the thing to pick up the stream say half an hour early, and not drop that stream until either user input (I change the channel) or another scheduled stream 'appointment' happens for instance Art Bell's new show that comes on at 10pm CST.

-Be a table-top type unit (w/software package is fine, but "plug and play" would be best.  By table-top I mean sort of the size of an old skool Clock/Radio/Alarm (shoebox size, hell what a great name for it "ShoeBox" hehe)

-To program, you log into it like you would a router, or cable modem or anything else ang give it the stream info (w/ passwords for secure streams?  do those change or something? no idea there) times to tune in, etc whatever bells and whistles the awesome engineers come up with that don't suck, impede performance etc...

that's all I got right now, I hope someone reads this and makes me feel like a dumbass and points me in the direction of some product that already exists...

Thank you for your time, intar-tube tech wizards.  I stopped leveling up in that Character Class sometime in the mid-1990s.  That is all!



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Politics / Crazed Nazi Sasquatch sets up shop in YOUR neighborhood...
« on: January 13, 2015, 04:41:44 AM »
                                                                                                                 Woo!

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Radio and Podcasts / Toomeric Files
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:39:34 PM »
Jorch, sounds like you need to up your dosage:

'How WHOLE Turmeric Heals The Damaged Brain'
http://www.wakingtimes.com/2014/10/03/whole-turmeric-heals-damaged-brain/

As a scientific-doctor-type I recommend that you switch to whole toomeric.  Studies have shown that powdered toomeric doesn't pass the blood-brain barrier very well, especially when ingested orally.  I therefore proscribe you to start using whole toomeric as a suppository (YOU CAN GOOGLE THE WORD 'suppository' GEORGE, THE TROOF IS OUT THERE!)

Prince Charles of England (Britain?) apparently has had great success with coffee suppositories so the science of this method of delivery is quite proven and settled!

Note to ONG (Others Not George):  this thread is a serious medical thing, and should be used only to extol the virtues of medicine.  Primarily Toomeric, but other medicines may be briefly mentioned,  Carnivora for instance is a good medicine.

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Radio and Podcasts / George Noory "Protect Our Grid"(tm) Project
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:23:00 PM »
Or Project POG.

Noory!  I just found this at a news site:

'Not the Chinese, But The NSA That Will Conduct A ‘False Flag’ Attack Upon The Power Grid!'
http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2014/11/not-the-chinese-but-the-nsa-that-will-conduct-a-false-flag-attack-upon-the-power-grid-2466526.html

You should get crackin', get AJ on the horn and schedule an appearance, on this important breaking news.  Perhaps Dame Edwards could chime in on it too...

This site is highly trusted, George;  BeforeItsNews you can tell by their name that they have access to some sort of time travel technology, otherwise they wouldn't know about stuff before it becomes news...

-------

To the ONG (Others Not George) reading this, feel free to find and add your own news stories/idle speculations/sane ramblings relating to this critical project, help Jorch and the children (partial proceeds from the POG Project(tm) will be donated to Veteran Charities!)

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Radio and Podcasts / NooryLand & NooryWorld amusement park ideas...
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:10:42 AM »
George Noory, self-styled modern Walt Disney! Har-haw-har!

Grate ider!

So you have whack-a-mean-baby as a main attraction?

Your concession stands sell Pizza Rolls (with Toomeric dipping sauce?)

I'd like to suggest a crazy Roller Coaster (for fifteen cents a day) that ends up short of where you started....

Clowns that make weird animals & such (fer yew!@)

The endless possibility are!

gns

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