[Since the official story is an official story, here's a chance for Bellgab's many Kwisatz Haderach, Truthsayers, and yes, even mildly entertaining speculators to utter a few adjectives...say a few syllables...about what really happened. This is the world where anything's more fucking believable. We live in a world of perpetual fictions. That is to say, maybe there was something going on with Art that was so embarrassing that concocting a terrorist was the only thing he could think of doing, bless his heart of darkness...]
Maybe Art quit this time because of the burning hemorrhoids.
Maybe Art quit this time because the pain of sitting on his gigantic balls was too breathtakingly overwhelming.
Maybe Art...
Maybe Art quit this time because of the burning hemorrhoids.
Maybe Art quit this time because the pain of sitting on his gigantic balls was too breathtakingly overwhelming.
Maybe Art...