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Mike barra talking with little dogs barkin in the background... like 37 mins in.  hilarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYo02KUKSCM

Yeah so they gave me one at work... I hate apple... I hate ipods, itunes, anything that starts with I or has "Mac" in it.

but shit man I really like this phone

Maybe, Sitchin had something right?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/06/mystery_planet_spotted_on_the_surface_of_the_moon/





Hmmmmmmm?

astro? comment? expat? comment?

he just sat there looking at his phone... I can only guess what was on it?

Ok so my imageshack acct will be locked and I will be unable to upload to it.  whats the best alternative site? tinypic?

Soooo I found this lil guy out back we had a lil talk and I figured I'd see how he does with the cats here while i find out where he's from... but then he got weird n jumped up to the window. So I let him out front where there is a big bush and maybe he can acclimate to the cats here from the window.  He's very clean.  No ear mites, very clean coat, has all claws, but seems like he had to come from a home.  I'm guessing somebody in my building lost him so I'm thinking I let him stay here til I can track down the owner... i dunno.  Shot some video if you guys are bored I present to you "the lost kitteh chronicles." 
http://tinypic.com/r/2r2q68k/5
http://tinypic.com/r/2nbrm8y/5
http://tinypic.com/r/1z1us0g/5
and yes I talk to animals

I've been watching/listening to some Ingoo swan stuff lately and it got me thinking... who the fuck are all these people that are mentioned? For some reason I dont find Dames mentioned at all.  Anybody know the dirt on the RV program and people involved in it?

Last night after I got home from Easter dinner with my immediate family a friend of mine showed up to smoke some weed unannounced.  He lives next door so we hang out quite a bit and I would consider him a fairly close friend.  I know most of his hilarious stories so I was caught off guard when he explained that he had suffered a severe beatdown at the young age of 15 involving a retarded girl and a food tray.  Long story short, He was working in the kitchen at some sort of facility and she caught him off guard.  This all came out while he was spinning another tale that involved his initial explanation that he had a fear of the mentally challenged.  I found the whole thing unbearably funny at first, then I found it very disturbing (when I imagined the event through the eyes of a 15 year old ziznak), but then I found it unbearably funny again. 


I looked it up and apparently it's called "Stolidusphobia" although I'm not sure if it's made it into any of the books yet.  So, now I'm curious, does anybody have or know of any other weird phobias besides the usual suspects we normally hear about?  Also, if you know how the phobia developed, that would be interesting too.

  In the course of most side jobs its required that I see what files people have and where they are.  Normally I ask my customer where all their stuff is that they want saved if it's a kill/reinstall type of situation.  Normally nobody knows where their files are so I have to at least peek in the "my pictures", "my documents", and whatever folders there are in the account.  Sometimes it's hard to ignore the large collections of porn but I usually have some sort of warning from the user.  Most guys that aren't married or attached just don't really care and they will even say things like "hey man I've got a ton of porn I want to keep."  Married guys usually explain the porn situation in a hushed voice since most wives frown upon it.  Sometimes it's just all out in the open and both the husband and wife have their own porn libraries.  Each situation is handled differently and I'm a pretty easy going guy so I normally explain how I really don't give a shit about what sick crazy monkeysex people are into.  Just tell me where the files are so I can move them... I don't judge... (sick bastards)


I did a first time job for this clerk at my local 711 yesterday.  Nice guy, Pakistani apparently, I thought he was Russian for some reason. He had no clue about where files were and his documents folder was empty so when I clicked on his pictures folder I figured I'd just find the usual sample pics or family stuff.  Nope,  this guy had one pic in his pictures folder and it was a giant closeup of what I'm assuming was his engorged member.


I really almost lost it... totally wasn't expecting that and his reaction was priceless.  He actually kind of shouted "Noooooo!" when it came up on the screen.  I quickly deleted it but neglected to do a hard delete in my scramble to get the penis off of the screen and so it went to the recycle bin..... Some of you can imagine what happened as a result of my folly here.


A few minutes later I emptied the recycle bin because if i see it's not empty I empty it.  It's a quirk of mine.  So, again... the penis shot resurfaced while windows asked if I really truly did not want to keep it.  The customer was quiet this time as I quickly clicked "yes" to permanently delete the pic.  A few seconds later I was given the explanation that "somebody" was using his computer.  hahaha yeah right!  dude obviously lived alone.  I'll never buy another hot dog at sev again.

My main machine has yet again threw itself some sort of little bitch fit and decided to stop working... its on strike I guess.  I've already researched the issue and read a ton of other tech advice but I'd like to throw it out to you guys n see what cha think bout it.

Here's the issue.  My HP 6735b will turn on showing all of the usual lights around the keyboard.  The screen stays pitch black as in no backlight on with nothing on the screen.  The hard drive starts up the dvdrw spins and all of the usual POST stuff seems to happen but as far as I can tell its not actually booting into windows or even getting to the BIOS. 

The one clue that I have is the number of times that the caps lock and num lock indicator lights blink.  Apparently this is an HP thing that works like the "bad ram" beeps you get on desktops.  The number of beeps indicates what the problem is.  I call them "bad ram" beeps cause thats normally what they mean but I digress.  The number of times that my lights are blinking indicate some sort of "general" MOBO failure.  I know this from researching it before and then just recently as it has just happened again.

A little history.  The last time this happened I took a few days to frankenstein together another craptop setup to use as my "main" laptop.  When I say "main" laptop I mean its the one with the best processor and the most ram and usually my "main" hard drive.  I have a laptop hardrive thats lived through the deaths of 5+ machines at this point.  Win7 seems to easily just transplant from place to place when it comes to hard drives.  Anyway, and I apologize for my longwindedness, the last time this shit happened I threw the 6735b in a closet to maybe harvest its screen at some point.  I tend to save anything computer/electronics related broken or not.  After a few months using my new setup I decided to go through my parts closet and see if maybe I could build something else... this was mostly just out of pure boredom not need.  I grabbed the 6735b and threw an old drive in it and a lil ram and boom "ITS ALIIIIIIIIVE." 

That was months ago... 5 or 6 to be precise.  Since then its' been my main machine again  with the dual screen setup and games and everything thats fun.  So it functioned fine after having this problem for a while.  I even toted the damn thing around quite a bit on the bus and subway and shit.  Recently it hasnt been out of the house and last night it was doing fine... shut down like normal.... but now its back to this fucking blinking caps/num lock shit and I'd love to hear somebody give me some sort of idea that I haven't heard yet about how to fix this problem for good.

http://rightlinksblog.com/2012/08/29/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/

Wishing everybody a great thanksgiving day.  My fav holiday by far!  Let's all get our bloat on as we celebrate the birf of Mercka and the genocide of all them pesky Indians.

yay

I am constantly drawn to the word "jews" written inside the white circle... I know it doesn't say "jews" but it sure does look like a stylized version of it...  Supposedly its some sort of proclamation of Muslim faith that Allah is the one and only god and Muhammad is the messenger.  I'm familiar with the god and messenger thing already... but still my American eyes see only the word "jews" in a circle with a bunch of little kid scribbling around it.

just like the subject.... which do you prefer? niether? one or the other and why?

MV's latest dysmorphia inspired comments regarding Jennifer Garner has inspired me to try a little game of sorts....

OK lets play "whats wrong with this chick?" featuring MV... (and anybody else who wants to play)

here's how it works...

1. Pick a popular female that you find utterly beautiful and post a pic or little blurb about her. 
2. Watch as the other posters verbally tear her to pieces via citing physical and mental issues or publicly embarrassing situations that may or may not have actually happened.

One of the loves of my life is Emily Blunt... ever since I became obsessed with the latest wolfman movie I've been totally in love with her... er her character in that movie... which is who I think she is in real life of course...  She's got that two-fold sexy/beautiful look which makes her flexible in that I can see her being a total whore in the bedroom while still being a lady in the street.  Still I will offer her up to the gods as my first sacrifice... do with her what you will.

send them here:
http://meowmania.jqln.org/

I just heard a little news blurb during JB's Saturday "Doom to Doom AM" that apparently PETA has attacked super Mario for wearing fur.  I remember the tanooki suit from way back in the mario 3 days and I was always under the impression that a tanooki was some mythical racoon that could also transform into a statue... also I didn't know that the suits worn by Mario were made from actual animals.  Boy was I wrong! 
Apparently PETA has just gotten around to noticing the ramifications of the tanooki suit and is attacking Mario in his latest adventure on the 3DS.  Forget that they are 10+ years late in noticing that Mario dons fur.  Also, forget that they aren't attacking him for his frog suit as well.  Man, what people will do to get a cause noticed these days.    Here's a link to:
An article
http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidewalt/2011/11/14/peta-attacks-mario-for-wearing-tanooki-fur/
The flash game that PETA created featuring Mario being chased by a skin-less "tanooki"
http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/

Recently I received a popup message on my computer stating that my copy of AVG could possibly be counterfit!!!
OH NO REALLY??? no shit it's fucking hacked. 
Anyways, I was kinda happy I had found the version I had since it was good til 2018 and I've installed it on many of my friends computers... (YES! I will have some service calls).  So, now I'm downloading a bunch of different cracked antivirus programs and was wondering what everybody else was using.

I've noticed lately that Demonoid my favorite torrent site for everything C2C especially old AB stuff has been down.  It's normal for a site like that to go down every once in a while and demonoid has had it's outages in the past so I just keep checking back.  Well today I looked around and apparently they got hit bad with some sort of double whammy DDoS attack combined with some sort of security exploit.  They don't even know exactly how bad they got hit basically!  This sux... 

http://www.zdnet.com/demonoid-hit-by-ddos-attack-7000001732/

So, while the ol green boy is getting himself together, does anybody have any suggestions for good torrent sites that offer C2C and old school AB torrentz??

Just out of curiosity does anybody here use instant messaging anymore?  if so what services do you use and if yer down to leave sn's that's cool too.  I just re-setup my IM capabilities after not using them for a while.  So, I setup Trillian which ties all messaging programs into one interface.  There's also no place in our profile settings to show this info.  Most forums I'm on this is usually shared.

I'm on AIM=zhz77
      on Yahoo=ziznak77
      on skype=ziznak77
      on Trillian=ziznak77                   feel free to message...

I was also thinking that maybe having a chat that runs while the shows air live would be cool.

We should dedicate a thread to all the member made Noory stuff!!
anybody down?

Interesting article.  Looks like it's now possible to splice more than 2 parents into a child. 

http://www.naturalnews.com/036372_genetically_modified_human_babies.html

my mom labels EVERYTHING... including her computer equipment... to me... somebody that happens to hop from laptop to laptop and hacked network to hacked network i find this hilarious... of all of the stolen computer equipment in my arsenal I have yet to find a laptop with somebody's name and address on it... and if i did... it would scare the fuck out of me that somebody made their personal info so easy to snag... mom i love you but... paleeeeze stop.

So I've recently "inherited" a dell whatever the fuck 2200 piece of shit desktop... it was the family pc for like ever... I was the only one to care for it hence it's hanging inside the box HDD and overabundance of RAM.  I don't know what to do with this thing besides burn it but like always I let no pc go to waste that I can't get an OS on with wifi to pillage the hoods many unsecured wifi nets of their bandwidth...

and so here I am... cleaning out a corner of my shithole apt only to find that YES!!! I was sooo correct in my assumption that the "smelly" odor from that unforsaken corner of non-cleaning-behindness was INDEEED the poo of a certain small retarded baby cat that I will forever treasure....

how could I not know it was her?... those beautiful blue eyes scream "i poop places that you don't see!!"  I turned to yell at her little retarded ass only to be reminded that english isn't understood by felines... and even if it was THIS little SHIT would definitely be one of the "no hablo humanos" kitties... at this point I realized that all along she knew... she could never be hit... never be put out... her cuteness is her armor... and the shit works... damn this little kitty to hell!!!

Ok so I did a search on startpage.com for "benefits from eating lich's in the game powder" with no quotes.  I was trying to find out exactly that... what exactly does eating a lich in the game powder do that's so great.  It says you get a boost but I digress... somehow I stumbled on a wiki answers page about people with that pica syndrome er disorder where they eat crap that they shouldnt... and here's what I found insanely funny...

:::These are all entries from different people:::

All I know is that I have eaten baby powder for 10 years and it has done nothing to me. But, I am worried because, like cigarettes, it could be harmful, but just take a long time to show just how harmful it is. I feel something like addiction to it. But if I one day heard that if I don't stop I'd die, I would definitely stop. If you have not eaten it, I don't think you should. But if you have, find out whether or not it is harmful.

I have been eating powder since the age of 3 I am now 33 years old. I have tried to quit many times. I do not share this information with anyone but I feel I do need help.

I am so addicted to eating baby powder and have been for over a year now. I only eat Johnson's but, so far, it has done absolutely no harm to my body. I heard it is a common eating disorder called Pica.

I was eating baby powder for a long time, but now I have an addiction to chalk; it is said not to be all that harmful, but it is a mineral deficiency.

I, too, am addicted to baby powder. I have eaten it since I was old enough to hold the bottle. It doesn't end there. I also eat Argo starch. Based on the research that I have done on it, it is a vitamin deficiency (mineral). I also found that it is referred to as Pica. I was able to quit several times, but the slightest smell of it draws me right back. I love the texture of it. I also love crushed ice. I was told that the two are closely related.
I view my addiction to baby powder the same as someone having an addiction to a cigarettes. I crave it. Just the thought of it has me salivating for it. I would love to stop, but can't. If I think about it while I'm out of the house, the moment I return I have to eat some. It sounds like I'm out of control, but at least I don't carry it with me... yet. If that ever occurs I will feel like I hit rock bottom. I hope it doesn't cause any health problems for me.

As a new mom who does not use baby powder BECAUSE now it is suspected to cause cancer just by INHALING talcum, I am quite stunned to learn that there is such an addiction. From a health point of view it sounds crazy. But if it makes so many people happy, why not.

I also eat baby powder. I just love it. I would do anything to get some.

Anybody see these?  I finally collected up my balls and found them online and can honestly say... I wish I hadn't ... I'm not eating for a looooong time.

I have been tuning in lately... even if i think it's gonna suck I check in and then am quickly put to sleep.  Anybody been listening?

Again? Doesn't this "celestial shotgun" take aim at earth like a few times each year?  I'm so sick of this end of the world scenario.