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Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on September 29, 2017, 01:58:44 PM
THE ICON, George Senda, would like all of you to know that he has received a sizeable donation today, and his AlienCon 2018 fund continues to grow.

On behalf of The Master, thank you to Jeremy DeJoy for your most generous contribution today of $69, pushing George and Curtis to $310.



FRIENDSHIP.

This dude better be careful - he's going to start a donation trend! *hint hint 

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 29, 2017, 01:40:54 PM
Oh the person who I thought was bateman. Nice talking with you as well. So are you in radio? You said you would sell out for radio if memory serves.

No, no - I wish I was in radio. I'm a talker though, think i'd be good at it if someone plugged in the damn mic and hit record. Haha.

My main thing is music - been in a few metal/hardcore bands.

Not so sure i'd sell out in that industry though.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 28, 2017, 07:40:17 AM
I want to know who was who in chat last night dammit. LOL.

I was! 'Top_Talent'

Nice speaking with you 

Quote from: chefist on September 28, 2017, 02:33:31 PM
I have 2 old shows ready to post...let me know if you want that service or not...

Thanks for listening...

Yes, please post these! Link us to them in this thread.

Excellent Show - Hella Fun!

Keep up the great work Chefist.

Quote from: chefist on September 27, 2017, 05:55:16 PM
Subject:  MARTINEZ TONIGHT! 7pm PT LIVE!

You the man Chefist!!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 27, 2017, 06:39:11 PM

But the demand for the video or it didn't happen will make that difficult. C'mon Ibby, take one (or more) for the team woman.

With all due respect YP, you're asking her to be the team here. Haha

Quote from: SergeantMajor on September 27, 2017, 06:24:57 PM
Well slap my ass and call me Judy! SO I am...thanks

You bet Judy! *slaps ass

Show tonight?? Excellent! See y'all there! 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 27, 2017, 03:31:17 PM
I think we should also explore the idea of a Senda-Ibby sexathon, where we pledge 50 bucks for every 10 seconds he manages to slam in the lamb.

Oh my god, the poor woman.

Slam in the lamb though, hehe good one.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 27, 2017, 03:24:44 PM
If the trip does happen, will MK get a reinforced truck, one that can handle 500 pounds of Senda? A cattle truck would do nicely.

How about a big ole' mobile crib (Industrial strength) complete with diaper, rattle and bottle.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 27, 2017, 03:08:33 PM
Senda needs to do an unscreened call-in show. That's the only way he's going to get people interested enough to donate. Right now nobody cares. That's why I think this trip would be dull too, because he is too selfish and lazy to be entertaining. People could call in, he'd get mad, and it would be fun, but we all know it's the last thing he would do. Deep down I think it is self-sabotage and he really doesn't want anything to succeed because it might mean he has to change the way he lives.

That's an interesting theory. He doesn't want to succeed because then he'd have to 'work' again. Right. If only he could have the awareness to understand the value he brings and embrace it. Instead the man is fat, nuts and paranoid. You know he wants to just take the whole contents of the GoFundMe to the bank and say "Curtis' computer got hacked" or some BS like that. I could see it. Unscreened call-in show would be great though. No doubt.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on September 27, 2017, 01:37:10 PM
Casio belongs somewhere on the poster, he was one of Senda's earliest enemies on the site.

Casio belongs on nothing created by me.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on September 27, 2017, 12:31:30 PM
This.  I am waiting to see what Falkie brings to the table in way of effort...creativity..etc to promote this thing.  So far, I haven't seen much from him without someone being there to hold his hand or do it for him.

I agree with BJM 100%.

He must earn my donation, the operative word here is earn.

It won't take much, but it will take more than just showing a fat stack of Benjamins on a table with the rationale being "it's not just for me, it's for Curtis too", and... "I need the gold ticket because then I can stalk some guy as he comes out of the bathroom."

I know the man doesn't want to work, but he has to do a bit more for my bills.

Don't get me wrong though, I am all for this trip. The content provided will be timeless.

Help him get on the air and take some calls. That should spike up his donations.

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 27, 2017, 12:22:30 PM
You have been hanging around Falkie too long.

Haha now that I read the all-caps, I understand exactly what you mean.

I'm reporting this post 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on September 27, 2017, 06:50:42 AM
Wow!  Truly a magnificent thing to behold!  Thank You Lurker!  Can I get this on a coffee mug?

Friendship.  Fiendship.  Fundship.

Sums Mr. Senda up rather well.

"you can be my friend, now give me $6.27 for cat food"

I think he steals cats around his neighborhood so he can go on the internet and panhandle for cat food money.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 27, 2017, 06:07:17 AM
OMG my otter is on there. So cool.Friendship 

Friendship Indeed!

Your otter worked very well actually. The sharp claw is clawing at Falkie. It represents a common theme you know... because he's under constant attack for no reason by the liars, haters and trolls - those bastards and their jealous motivations!! Putting cameras in his Ethernet cables and hacking his Ipad (because it switches screen orientations automatically!!) Yes, he actually seems to believe this.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 27, 2017, 11:58:46 AM

Here you are.

excellent, I think I can find a spot in the top-right (or top-left) corner.

I'll do this for you, YP, this last time.

Now... NO MORE REVISION REQUESTS!

Quote from: WOTR on September 26, 2017, 11:53:09 PM
Now THAT is what I call art.  I kind of think that somebody should sell limited edition framed prints. Beautiful!

You're going to want to up the resolution significantly and hide this from 'ID Software'. Look up: 'The Ultimate Doom', I have that original poster on my wall. The marine being attacked from all angles by Demons (Trolls) felt rather fitting for Falkie 

For reals though, the original poster is not my property.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 26, 2017, 04:54:26 PM

I think you missed Laura off, she's one of the coven of bitches that Senda has in his life.

I have heard him mention her many times, but I haven't seen any recent post. Send me an avatar that should be used for her and I'll add it!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 26, 2017, 03:54:13 PM
friendship

Thank you

My pleasure IB.

Quote from: SergeantMajor on September 26, 2017, 05:36:18 PM
Oh man, I'm not there. Pleeeeeeeeeze add me too

Danke!

Sarge - you are on there (but it's your old avatar)

- Look to the Left of BJM
- Top left of SV
- Bottom Left of Bateman

You're welcome, good sir

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 26, 2017, 03:40:14 PM
At least Ibby can stop her damn whining, although her contributions are fatuous and marginal at best. I like the idea of me being twice as big as anyone else - art imitating life, that's why yorkie has that distinctive walk.

You sir, had a very large demon/troll head to fill. Your gaze is ominous. I felt it fitting.

Now don't let me down with your trolling!!

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 26, 2017, 12:51:19 PM
Pure weight is my guess. Will make dating as I age better for as we age we all sag. LOL

Edit: I am not qualified on the ball end of the study but on the boob side I would be what you call and expert. LOL

Dating as you age? I take it you aren't one for a Bellgab marriage then?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 26, 2017, 12:13:12 PM
This is one of my favorite descriptions so far:

Steelers fans are fed up with the Steelers players staying in the locker room rather than come out and respect our flag & the national anthem. 3 teams stayed in the locker room because they think they are being discriminated against, yet they are some of the richest people in sports. Bull. The NFL players who do this are the true despicables. Please donate to the Alien Con Fund at :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W16MY_JRcw

We need to urge Falkie to create a video of him burning his terrible towel in protest!!

Have him do it in his filthy, greasy kitchen.

Now that would be a video with some content.

Quote from: bateman on September 26, 2017, 01:12:28 PM
https://youtu.be/H_isz7trMy8

HAHA! This is why Falkie wants the golden ticket? To provide awkward content like this?
It's stalker-esque.

The video must've cut out early, I recall him asking this lady for a quart of milk ... You know "gone over there and sucked the hell outta those..."

She deserves better.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 26, 2017, 09:33:33 PM
Look at that guy.  What a fag.

That woman though! 

She's a dime.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 26, 2017, 05:26:30 PM
Is there a show tonight?

I hope so YP, been waiting for weeks to hear what chefist is cookin' up!

Alright folks --
Here's the long awaited (I'm sure) poster revision!

It now features as many of our favorite grifter's friends as I could find!

I figured this was fitting because, as you all know, he's under constant attack by the liars, haters and trolls from bellgab, for no reason at all except that they're jealous of his semi-fame and friendship with Noory.

Ole Gerry should make this shit into a shirt and put it on George's website.



Boom!

Hint: Since there are quality issues (which felt fitting for anything Senda related), click on it to zoom in a bit.
If you're not on here, you probably actually are, but if you actually aren't - I'm sorry.

friendship.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 25, 2017, 08:18:35 PM
You are on it.

Haha actually, Rally is right, it's your old portrait though. we can give it an update.