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Tiny One is FREE!...and George is upset with Kathy...

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> Subject: I am furious !
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> In some ways Kathy always as long as I have known her can be a complete and total IDIOT !
> Tiny One went out into the living room for a few minutes and then went back into the bedroom.
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> I talked to Kathy this afternoon and there was NO mention of Tiny One not being in the bathroom.
> She was still frightened.
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> Kathy just called me saying she went out to take out the garbage after I had told her that IF you go out you close the bathroom door and make sure she doesn't get out.
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> Kathy let Tiny One out !
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> I am madder than hell about this.
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> I had told Kathy to mail me $ 2 so I can take the bus up there and reassure Tiny One and she told me this afternoon she was " too tired " to mail me the $2.
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> Now the cat is somewhere where it has NO idea where she is much less Kathy is.
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> I told her to mail the money as soon as she gets off the phone.
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> If I had come up there yesterday this might have been averted.
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> I have an idiot for a girlfriend.
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> Again.
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> Kathy is convinced the cat hates her because it hissed and growled at her.
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> Earlier I picked up Fluffy to kiss and cuddle him and he hissed at me and I've had him 12 years !
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> I told him not to hiss at me but Fluffy is 16 and gets in these moods.
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> I am furious....
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> g

When looking for a cat, it helps to carry a mirror and flash light.  You can just lean over a little to anle the mirror so that when you look into the mirror it is focused on the area under the bed.  With the other ha d, shine the light under the bed.  Bingo.  Easy to see down there.

If you keep the cat just a little hungry, it might come when called.  Muktiple small snacks daiky are better for an old cat than a big bowl.

Nice to have canned cat food on hand, to open and carry around when looking for the cat.  Put the mirror and flashlight in one pocket or apron.  Then you can carry the wet food.  If you put it in a sachel shaped piece of foil, then you can close it back up and put it in your pocket to be hands free again.

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Thank you for doing that, maybe I'll start doing the same. Seems like I haven't heard of Katherine Albrecht being a guest in long time, has she removed herself from the ongoing joke? I remember their conversations being particularly painful. Katherine might be paranoid but she's infinitely more intelligent than dimbulb and you could hear an incredulous tone in her voice after each of Snorch's interjections. Smart people don't seem to like that show much, just call me Captain Obvious.
He wouldnt mean to offend her.  He wore a three-piece suit for her on Beyond Belief, and he never wears three-piece suits!  Also, he was very ginger when skirting over a day I thought sounded like was a sick day.

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LMAO!  Nice IO...nice.  :D
You simply MUST tell us if this really happened!  It is not beyond belief!

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http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Conspiracy-theories-propel-AM-radio-show-into-Top-2484135.php

Through the spring of 2006, 7 percent of people listening to the radio in the Bay Area tuned in to "Coast to Coast," according to Berry. During the same rating period, 4.6 percent in the Bay Area tuned in to Rush Limbaugh.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nielsen_Audio#Methods describes a way to count how many people listen to which radio stations:

Arbitron introduced the Portable People Meter (PPM) service in 2007.[6]

The PPM is a wearable portable device, much like a pager or mobile phone, that electronically gathers subaudible codes that identify the source of a broadcast, such as a radio station. Arbitron recruits and compensates a cross-section of consumers to wear the meter for an average of one year and up to two years. The audience estimates generated from each monthly survey is used as the buy/sell currency for radio stations and advertisers/agencies.

A WEARABLE DEVICE THAT DETECTS SUB AUDIBLE SOUNDS FROM RADIO STATIONS TO DETERMINE WHICH STATION SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO.  WOW.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: Yesterday at 01:21:12 AM »
Do you work at 7-11, or a road-side Porno Hut?
Wow.  Is that what bikini stands have come to, whore huts!  I like it.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: Yesterday at 12:00:45 AM »


...girls don't want boys their prey seeing them without their warpaint on, or overhearing someone say, "Don't worry, I'm only going to suck him off, only if he buys me the fancy cheesecake--tell your brother I'm totally looking forward to the weekend!!!"

God forbid women from appearing selfish when women:
-Are waged at 27% less than males
-Pay 25% more for haircuts (makes no sense, many men have more layers than women)
-Pay 30% more for dry cleaning by the pound (makes no sense, a man's shirt requires detailed ironing)
-Assume most of the cost of fertility (rape birthing rooms, ordinary birthing rooms, monthly menstruation supplies, and birth control)
-Are trapped in menial jobs due to the Glass Ceiling
-Have been treated as valueless employees due to reproduction and child rearing years
-Have been treated as valueless employees due to "husband has to relocate" syndrome
-Apparently still assume most daily responsibility for child rearing, care giving, appointment setting, chauffering, shopping, planning meals, cooking, and cleaning while also being employed.

The male date who sacrifices a little demonstrates he will probably be thoughtful in general, and run the vacuum.

As for chicks who want to be bought, those are mostly found in pick-up places where decisions are made on looks.  That kind of beauty is pricey for a woman to maintain.  All the time with her nails manicured, hair streaked and styled, clothes fashionable, cosmetics reliable, accessories nice or at least in fashion...  And paying for childcare....  Pantyhose and barettes break after one or two uses, and are expensive.  Durable ones that are still sexy cost quadruple.  Heels snap off all the time.  She doesn't have much discretionary income left...  after the 27% gap in pay for the same job title, considering the glass ceiling, and considering the higher cost for women's dry cleaning and hair cuts.

She shouldn't even feel obliged to give sexual favors. 

Activities, like Bellgab, where cash flow is not necessarily required by attendees, are a good place to assess a woman's character.  Places of Worship, City Council, Volunteering, Book Groups, Dog Parks,  Senior Center, Meet-Up.com, etc...

In all my life, I have only known three ugly women.  Nearly every woman has a glow, a radiance under certain circumstances.  The media tries to tell us only photoshopped women are attractive.  The traits viewers consider ugly today are yesterday's norm!  What I'm getting at, is I have yet to see a modest woman try to extort a man.

So, there is a connection between this money-mongering type you mention and immodesty/vanity.  You know, if you find a modest girl who is 23 now, you theoretically could be sizzling with her for twenty more years before menopause hits her.  Parks and Rec, Mountaineers, square dancing, Irish dancing, Scottish dancing, community college classes, dog parks, workplaces...

If a guy tells a lady he is on a budget, and if his reasons make sense, and if the woman has any values and interest in him at all, most women don't mind going dutch or doing activities that are free.  Although it is good to be gallant at least on the first date, but also to set a reasonable precedent so that you can do that occassionally.  Not to set the bar too high where it can't be met again, causing confusion or disappointment later in the woman.

Women date men who can't afford phone minutes, can't afford gas, sneak their own alcohol in, park further from events to save on parking fees even if she is in heels (tell her to bring walking shoes), etc... All of that happens all the time.  Sometimes, these are bad boys.  Sometimes they are not.  So.

For every woman of poor character that gets let into a life, two or three other better potential love matches are left unrealized simply because the person got busy wasting time with a someone of poor character.  I always say, "Don't let the assholes in!". But the door need not be shut.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: October 21, 2017, 11:01:16 PM »


massive rolleyes

How can you roll your eyes?  Seriously, what logic do you not see in the fact that men don't rape, penises rape.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: October 21, 2017, 10:58:07 PM »

http://nypost.com/2017/08/24/cheerleading-squad-from-hell-busted-for-forcing-team-into-painful-splits/


I'm not falling for your "girls are safe" balderdash. Girls go into the bathroom alone to put on makeup and plot against their rivals--girls don't want boys their prey seeing them without their warpaint on, or overhearing someone say, "Don't worry, I'm only going to suck him off, only if he buys me the fancy cheesecake--tell your brother I'm totally looking forward to the weekend!!!"



massive rolleyes





Beat you to it.  Disturbing.  The media should have blurred out the victim.  Because they tittilated every 14-year old boy, pedo and sadist in the country.  A reasonable person knows she was humiliated.  It was rude to air the humiliation of a minor being forced to separate her legs as far as possible.  From the day she realizes the media damaged her psychologically by broadcasting her torture to all her male peers and to the nation, she will have 12 months to file civil suits.

Jackstar, girls nowadays are growing up in a mob mentality.  Children run in packs, too.  Very few teens have parental supervision between 2:30PM and 6:00PM.  It's a different world now.  This generation has the empathy of a Chinese prison guard.  Unfortunately they are on schedule to be caring for us when we are bed-ridden.  It is frightening.  BUT, when I say a ladies' room trip is safer with women in it, I am talking about sensible women and girls.

Women in various states of restroom use, sensible-looking and sensible-acting women, one at the sink, one with a skirt around her calves in a stall, one hanging a purse on a hook so she can wash, one combing her hair...  Normal Females.

I agree, there is no guarantee a populated ladies' room is safer than an empty one.  But wirh proper vigilance, it certainlyncan be.  Because women size each other up pretty quickly.  Like, if I see lady legs under a stall door and also a pleasant lady follows me in, I feel safer.  Or if an elderly woman goes in, and a couple sheltered-looking girls are in there, then that's great.  Or a staff member, generally.  But, if a group of women in combat boots is swarming, then, no, that would not feel safe to enter.  And that does happen.  Or if the only woman in there looks like a Marine, then I would wait, especially if she is acting amp'd up or too strident.  Which has happened.  Which is why it is best to excrete as soon as nature calls.  That way, there is leeway if one has an unexpected social delay.  Also, I learned that a cross around the neck of a woman in the restroom is no longer a sign of any religious values I ever heard of, but can be a gang sign.

The best scenario is when a lady goes in, who you have seen around in general, being a sensible shopper.  She is a good one to follow.  I maintain that sheep are better in a trustworthy pack.


By the way, I am actually discussing women's bodily safety.  Not just immature females, but real women, like:

-One's grandmother
-One's other grandmother
-One's aunt
-One's other aunt
-One's cousin
-One's neighbor
-One's old teacher
-One's cashiers
-One's mail carrier
-One's food servers
-Women from places of worship
-Elderly ladies who take a bus in from the retirement home to buy supplies
-One's sister, daughter, wife, ex-wife, supervisor, haircutter, doctor, nurse, minister, lawyer, bus driver...


And I am also discussing girls' lives, as child rape can result in fatal infections within days.  Girls, like:

-One's neighbors' daughter
-The neighborhood elementary students
-Girls at places of worship
-The local Girl Scout cookie fund raiser student
-The girls in playlands at the mall or fast food place, etc.
-Girls with birth defects
-Girls from abusive fami!ies
-Girls who survived childhood diseases
-Girls who reside in hospitals
-One's daughter, niece, Godchild


I am also protectively discussing fetuses that become conceived during rape.  A lot of people forget that rape can result in the murder/abortion of an innocent fetus/baby.  Rape which creates pregnancy also creates murder.  Fetuses like:

-A fetus (or twins, etc) conceived in rape and aborted 6 weeks after its heart started beating
-A fetus (or twins, etc) conceived in rape and dead from a botched home abortion
-A fetus (or twins, etc) conceived in rape and dead when its mother died of a botched hime abortion
-A fetus (or twins, etc) conceived in rape, ophaned after its mother died from a botched home abortion
-A fetus (or twins, etc) conceived in rape that was aborted as its penis began to develop
-A pre-existing fetus (or twins, etc) that was miscarried after rape-related physical abuse of the woman
-A fertilized embryo (or twins, etc) that died moments after it was conceived in a fatal rape attack on a woman
-A fetus (or twins, etc) that no one knew existed yet, which miscarried after the trauma of rape
-A fetus (or twins, etc) that birthed with dire health problems because the rapist was not healthy
-A fetus (or twins, etc) that birthed with no health records or support from his paternal side
-A fetus (or twins, etc) that was born into poverty and bastardization
-A fetus (or twins, etc) that birthed to a 12-year old girl
-A fetus (or twins, etc) born of a rape victim who could not acquire an avortion
-A fetus (or twins, etc) born of a rape victim who refused to abort, but resented the child for its heritage
-A fetus (or twins, etc) born of a rape victim who refused to abort, but resented the child for ruining her life
-A fetus (or twins, etc) born of a victim who became permanently bound to the rapist by CPS over child support

These are the women and children I am discussing.  My toilet deposits are WAY more Jewish than yours WTF.

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:13:53 PM »
When I tell people my dad fought in Vietnam and they ask me if he agreed with us being there.


Was it really about the rubber tree plants?

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Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:13:14 PM »
Elected politicians who know about stuff.


Wow.  For real?

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:11:54 PM »
5 things I did for my health today:

1.  Blotted grease off meat with a paper towel.
2.  Ate plenty of salad.
3.  Choked down fiber/vinegar water.
4.  Tried to give away something I don't want around to tempt me.
5.  Made sure I have healthy food on hand in advance for a couple days.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: October 21, 2017, 04:32:30 PM »
Art Bell quit broadcasting! So fucking what? It was his business and brand! He can do anything he wants with it. He doesn't owe any of you a damn thing! You fucking nuts don't seem to get it. Whether his story is true or not is of no consequence. It was his deal, and he may do with it as he likes!
Careful, you are starting to sound normal all over this page!  Your rep!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: October 21, 2017, 04:06:05 PM »
stupid faggots will be stupid faggots.
I can cover for you Monday, ha ha.  Fitty bucks.  No one will recognize you milling around pissin' with the regular folks..   just wear weird clothes, glasses and don't talk out loud.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: October 21, 2017, 03:06:57 PM »

QUOTE FROM: WOTR on October 16, 2017, 03:28:48 AM
... I caught a bit of Connie yesterday and really could not believe how often she whored herself out for paranormal date- beyond belief, and all things "Noory."  It was beyond sad.

You notice Knapp refuses to do those? Guess then Connie has to double up. Help us Good George. You're our only hope.

I mean, it must be awkward like, say Coast plays a grand old love song and of course the host's or staff's spouse will assume it's a dedication.  Then, without even a segueway, an ad for Paranormaldate.com is aired.... making it clear the love song was not a dedication, just a Fluffer to tease lonely listeners into signing up for dating!  Maybe this is why the song Baby Come Back is played so often when Connie hosts.

          "Baby come back, listen baby, you can blame it all on me
           I was wrong, and I just can't live without you"!
 
AND N-O-O-O-W, JOIN PARANORMALDATE.COM WHERE SINGLES CAN MINGLE AND TINGLE!!!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 21, 2017, 02:11:23 PM »
It is a political move.  If you can't beat them, join them.
Just like Senda. Ugh.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 21, 2017, 01:57:22 PM »
Oh fuque. Iím gonna need some eyewash.
Sorry?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:46:09 AM »
So you see, he has mentioned the Bellgabbers.  Especially the ones who drink wine and beer.  He might not have mentioned the fans who drink hard liquor or who abstain, though.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:38:28 AM »
Assurance or pendulous warning.

Has Snorch ever mentioned Bellgab? No I guess he wouldn't would he. I remember him complaining a couple years ago "they say I interrupt my guests." I enjoy knowing he knows.
Thanks MV...thats all I want....I think your posters by and large are decent fun loving and smarter than all get up..........people
id have a blast having a beer with them or a glass of wine...chatting about all things......and in many many cases...absolutely hilarious.

p.s.  its me  lol

So you see, he has mentioned the Bellgabbers.  Especially the ones who drink wine and beer.  He might not have mentioned the fans who drink hard liquor or who abstain, though.


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:09:29 AM »
Ha!  Another Jorchism, his determination to address folks by some Jorch-abortion of their first name.  If it's like Mr. Lobo's case, Jorch knows he'll screw-up his name anyway so may as well do it going in with Jorch's "personal touch."  He, he, he... "Mr. Logo."  Just one more reason for me to refer to Nooron as "Jorch."  I'm surprised he refers to LMH as "Linda," instead of "Lin."  He must know LMH would beat his ass.  ;D
Tim, Timmeee.. Tom, Tommeee..... Jojo, Joey..........



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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 20, 2017, 10:30:02 PM »
You really need your own thread Shay.     Shay's Beauty of the Month or What Say Shay
Start a man cave.  Puh-lease.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 20, 2017, 04:08:54 AM »
Holocaust survivors, 2nd hour tonight.
What happened to the Holocaust survivors?  What a disappointment.

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: October 19, 2017, 10:03:35 PM »
What about pickled eggs?
How do those taste?  Are they cooked first?
It's a histamine thing so I doubt it, because pickled has higher histamine.  But maybe.  I tried duck eggs and organic eggs and they did not like me (unless there is just a little, preferably the white, and pretty cooked out, like in a bready food). 

Speaking of eggs, there is a good childrens picture book entitled How Fletcher Was Hatched, abiut a big, floppy dog.  Makes me cry every time!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:27:58 PM »
Holocaust survivors, 2nd hour tonight.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:27:04 PM »
And for those who slept through the news and last night's first segment (s.e.g.m.e.n.t., ewww) Coast woke everyone up with the marching symphony song, "Symphonic Soul".  Wake up, everyone!  We don't want yew to miss our ads!!!!  Yew can sleep through content, but there is a reason the volume comes up on ads (isn't that illegal?)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:25:08 PM »
Fun fact. Number one weapon of choice for suicides by dentists is nitrous oxide.
Seriously?  Well, what a way to go.  The first time I had it, I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.  The second time I had it, I starting wondering how I could get into that office to get more!  So, uh, I am cut off!

Can you imagine George on laughing gas?  Someone make a non-stop recording.  I wish I knew how to do those things, splicing and cutting sounds and images to make little productions.  They just make my day.  That one NPR did in honor of Mr. Rogers a few years ago was wonderful.

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:16:18 PM »
What did I do today to be healthy?

1.  I drank water even though it was very inconvenient.
2.  Breakfast and lunch were small and included complex carbs.
3.  I put foam over the top of my door to keep second hand smoke from the ceiling heat register in the hall out of my room.
4.  I ate a piece of real fruit with my chip snack.
5.  I started the day with a little protein.
6.  Made sure to eat before any problems happened (blood sugar issues).
7.  I realized there are no baked tortilla chips, that all mine are fried.  That is a caloric problem.

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:12:03 PM »
I usually only eat tartar sauce occasionally when I go out for a traditional fish and chip dinner. I wasn't aware there was anything wrong with it though. What's the deal?
Probably nothing if you're not me.  It is somewhat probiotic, having pickles.  But we'd been discussing sauer kraut, which has way more probiotics and a lot less fat.  I can make my own which will suit me.  But it is quite caloric at the rate I enjoy it.

Plus I off eggs right now.  I love them but they don't love me!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:05:23 PM »
He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.
No.  There could be misunderstandings. 
"Nurse, scapula please.  I mean scalpel!"
"Put in a hole there, I mean molaR!"
"Step on the gas... I mean stop the laughing gas!"

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 08:02:44 PM »
That would have been scary. He would have asked in school "Do teeth have a brain?" and been practicing "Whoops, pulled the wrong toofus."
Oooo   Ooooo I can answer that.  Teeth are fed by brain tissue in the form of nerves!  Early recess!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 19, 2017, 04:55:29 AM »
Same shirt, same bangs, same restaurant, same week posted online, same hair loft, same wrinkles on shirt........  complexion normal.  He morphs!

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s750x750/sh0.08/e35/18646183_146822675859319_437185678837547008_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTUyMzA3MDI2OTM3NDIxODc1Mw%3D%3D.2

http://www.imgrum.org/place/the-great-greek-restaurant/1432026/J0HWeL0swAAAF0HWUhtWAAAAFuwBAA%253D%253D


Yeah if he is not wearing eyebrow pencil, he should be!  And feather it!!

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