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#1
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT at 36:06 !
https://youtu.be/ZS4X3PQs7Ho

and remember, TUBBY say’s “IF it comes from ME it is the TRUTH”

those “VOICES” are VERY CONFUSED as SLOBBO the CLOWN FLUNKED the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS admissions test...
perhaps, an ONLINE HATER graded his exam...
that is probably what happened

158 ?
LOL
#2
did a brig IMPOSTER contact me ?
I do NOT even see brig on the users anymore ...
did she PASS ?
#3
Lilith,
is TUBBY TONY (aka FALKIE) NOT a respected YouTuber on this site ANYMORE ?
after all, TUBBY is a SEMIfamous personality (at least in his head)

and where is brig these days ?
I realize she was old (80 something ?)
did SHE die ?
#4
Random Topics / Re: The Wisdom of brig
October 26, 2020, 10:27:55 AM
Is there another “WISDOM” of brig thread ?
or a “general musings of” ?
#5
a GIANT SHOUTOUT and THANKS to Brig for getting in touch !

is she still posting or just lurking ?
#6
still of the opinion...
FALKIE and a TUB of MAYO could help relax MAD MAXINE just a bit !
maybe, slo Kathy could HELP, after all she has experience with THREESOMES
(RATTY Patty and her boyfriend)
#7
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 02, 2017, 10:57:16 PM
Don't you think that maybe she wears just a little too much lipstick? I do. It kinda makes her look like a clown or a whore...or a whoreclown.  :D
in 2020...
MAD MAXINE is just as “attractive” as ever !
JUST the gal to have a HORNY PLEDGE, the FRAT wants out, to WAKE UP WITH IN THE MORNING after a night of drinking ...
and TOLD he was CORN HOLING the bitch all night
ahhh, memories from my UNIVERSITY DAYS
#9
IF UNABLE TO MESSAGE ME...
you can reach me on Ellgab
#10
ANYBODY interested in FALKIE ?
wanting to YANK HIS CHAIN ?
message me...
#11
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 04, 2018, 02:44:10 AM
$20 he got from the lady for cat food went for pie and ice cream.
no surprises here...
even mentioned he “found” 15 bucks in his wallet...
LOL

I think the FAT FALKIE uses the same tactic every time he grocery shops...
you know, fills the basket up on the FAT CART and when it’s his turn to check out...
he fumbles around for “some” of his money...
all the while, mumbling to himself (but loud enough for EVERYONE to hear)...
OH MY, OH DEAR, NOW...WHERE DID I PUT MY MONEY...DARN, I MAY NOT HAVE ENOUGH...WELL, I WILL GO HUNGRY AS MY 13 KITTIES ARE MORE IMPORTANT...
taking perhaps 5 minutes, as the line gets longer...
that is, until a poor sucker offers to help
or someone just figures PAY FAT FALKIE’s “extortion”...
JUST TO GET THE LINE MOVING !

when EVERYONE would just like to...the FAT FALKIE
#12
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on July 04, 2018, 09:28:02 AM
So has his GoPro been sold, or did the proprietor of the pawn shop get tired of Senda's crap, and simply put it up for sale? I don't know how these things work, but if it was for sale, and I knew which Oakland shop it was sitting in, and the owner would be willing to ship it, I would like to own it.  I think George would have a fit if he knew a troll had *HIS* camera. I think I'll call around.
I am sure you are aware, they probably have a “premium” added price...
as it was once owned by “the FAT FALKIE from Martinez”...
card EXTRA !
#13
https://youtu.be/vdAg9H29vdg
has FAT FALKIE even noticed his hidden talent ?
I was simply AMAZED at his new haircut / style !
damn, slow Kathy doesn’t even come close !
in fact his video we are treated to various angles and closeups !

what do most Hollywood stylists to the Stars charge ?
damn, FAT FALKIE could be sitting in his desert compound very soon !
(with one of those barber poles hanging outside)

I tell you, I am thinking of traveling to Casa Senda and have “one eye”  FAT FALKIE style my hair !
#14
Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 03, 2018, 04:17:42 PM
The Master had a 7-hour "horrible sinus or migraine" headache in the middle of the night last night.  He was going to try to go to San Francisco today, and said that he would go LIVE if he was up to it upon his return home.

Get well, George!  We NEED you in that chair!
has an environmental study ever been conducted within the confines of Casa Senda ?

an attorney spokesperson appears on your TV
“have you or a loved on ever been diagnosed with a fatal sinus infection”
“were you ever in Casa Senda”
“if so our attorneys are standing by...call 1-800-999-9999”
“you may be able to be compensated stained books, plushies or a broken George Foreman grill”
#15
Quote from: Norm on July 03, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It wasn't his fault. Never is. They told him he had plenty of time but apparently they sold it. George was a victim of the evil troll pawnshop, home of the Newport smoking man.


I am a bit mystified...
the ol’ storage unit claim of “not being able to keep the books right” wasn’t implemented...
is FAT FALKIE slipping ?
#16
Quote from: WOTR on July 03, 2018, 09:23:47 PM
Strange.  I look forward to somebody "pulling a Falkie" and claiming that it arrived broken, demanding a refund, and demand to keep the laptop merchandise.
LOL
FAT FALKIE having a FALKIE pulled on HIM...
PRICELESS !
#17
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 03, 2018, 04:26:40 PM
I wonder what kind of POV videos of him and Samsquatch were on the SD card.
LOL
did anyone on Bellgab just “happen” to purchase ?

now, I am wondering IF the guys down at the pawn shop had a peek ?
#18
Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on July 03, 2018, 06:42:11 PM
eBay is unusually responsive to fraud claims. I'm sure his fans on the thread will let them know if they see any of George's usual horseshit.
yes, they are !
can you begin to even imagine the feedback he will receive ?
“my book came, finally three months after I paid with something I didn’t purchase ! BEDBUGS AND FLEAS !”
“I ordered a plushie, and instead received an empty Mayo jar”
“I NEVER received my Kindle Fire I ordered”
“The book I ordered had some type of stain on the cover”
“He promised me a refund, but then said the bank stole it”
“This Guy is a CON”
“This Guy is scamming me”
#19
Quote from: WhiteCrow on July 03, 2018, 03:07:04 PM
I'm wondering if "they"are exaggerating other things about George?

Could they? If so, what?
hmmm
FAT FALKIE is FAT ?
forget that
FAT FALKIE is fiscally irresponsible ?
forget that
FAT FALKIE is an IDIOT ?
forget that
FAT FALKIE is a BURDEN to society ?
forget that
FAT FALKIE is a YouTube personality/celebrity ?
well, let me think about that...
#20
Quote from: Jackstar on July 03, 2018, 01:08:39 PM
Evidenced by your attention to this thread. Grow up.
and your excuse ?
(my excuse is...well, let me think about it)
#21
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 03, 2018, 01:01:12 PM
I don't think depreciation figures into the calculations, unless Falkie gets another one that has new features he actually uses.

Falkie's initial cost
Less funds received when pawned
Plus monthly interest payments
Equals what it cost Falkie (note:  he may be money ahead if he originally got it free on a grift)

Is this something he bought on his mother's credit card?  How did he get it in the first place?  What would he ever use it for anyway?


Sale price of Falkie's GoPro
Less initial cost paid out to him when he pawned it
Plus interest paid by Falkie
Equals net profit on deal

How long was it taking up space they could have used to turn over other merchandise?  What was the interest rate?
thank you for the correction...
you are absolutely correct !
BEFORE FAT FALKIE took time to calculate his LOSS and the Pawn Shop’s PROFIT
#22
Quote from: ONeill on July 03, 2018, 08:51:03 AM
So this fucking torpid sloth managed to lose that 5000$ gopro? And then joyfully moved on saying he'll need a new one?
Fuck him. Fuck him with a toilet brush.
I would enjoy FAT FALKIE sharing an accounting of this particular transaction...
for BOTH PARTIES involved

PLUS initial cost of GoPro
MINUS depreciation at time of pawn
PLUS funds received from pawn shop
MINUS intrest paid to pawn shop
THIS WOULD EQUAL FAT FALKIE’s LOSS
(FAT FALKIE NO LONGER HAS A GOPRO)


PLUS initial cost of GoPro
MINUS depreciation at time of pawn
PLUS interest paid by FAT FALKIE
PLUS eventual SALE price of FAT FALKIE’s GoPro
THIS WOULD EQUAL PAWN SHOP’S PROFIT...

and now, FAT FALKIE wants to “go into business” purchasing and selling ?
well, maybe he should learn proper money management including use of a rudimentary profit and loss statement first ?
#23
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 03, 2018, 01:11:58 AM
Has anyone been monitoring the police scanner?  No unboxing video?
I am guessing FAT FALKIE didn’t make it to the SS office, as NO breaking news of a FAT FALKIE terrorist being SHOT DEAD in California...
so, that leaves Amazon and his resulting arrest...
damn, he probably hasn’t woke up yet after a full evening and night of that ol “jailhouse 💕 love”...

boy, will FAT FALKIE be pissed after being promised 13 breakfasts for “lovin”...
and finding out...
he slept right through it
LOL
#24
Quote from: brig on July 03, 2018, 01:33:28 AM
Yeah, what's up with that?  Senda and Heather both taking off on the same night.
I hadn’t put two and two together...
but, now that you bring this up, I am beginning to think...
hmmm
#25
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 03, 2018, 04:51:23 AM

When Falkie thinks he has a person that will hold his hand he gets enthusiastic.
...and his thingy begins to twitch
#26
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 02, 2018, 08:07:35 PM

yea,
he probably did...
for himself !
and slow Kathy’s birthday ignored, as she did mention Claim Jumpers Berry and ice cream would really really be nice !
(well, at least FAT FALKIE told slow Kathy to get dry ice and a styrofoam cooler to buy her own ice cream and pie...nice of FAT FALKIE)
#27
Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 02, 2018, 08:33:14 PM

yea...
and did I hear him mention how happy his physician was he weighed...
267 lbs ?
LOL
(perhaps FAT FALKIE transposed the first two digits...and it was really 627 lbs ?...and he misunderstood his physician’s glee as it was really a reaction in realizing he would soon have a patient opening available ?)
#28
well, well...
IF FAT FALKIE didn’t get SHOT DEAD at the SS office or ARRESTED at Amazon ...
I will be anxious to see how his big day went
#29
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 02, 2018, 04:51:10 PM
I think he is also heading to the Amazon Book Store  to get them to show him how to use his Kindle.
what if FAT FALKIE pulls a COUPLE of “broken” “replaced” “at Amazon’s expense” KINDLEs out of his backpack demanding to know why “their” cable he boughts doesn’t work ?
...
they check their computer system and REALIZING what a SCAMMING CONNING TURD FAT FALKIE is...
and they kick him out and ban him from Amazon ?

well, it could happen ?
#30
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 02, 2018, 04:46:31 PM
Unknown.  No new video as of yet today. 

I think today was a big travel day for him. Social Security office to get his direct deposit issue worked out. Then off to pickup his new computer and monitor.

I'm sure he is fine..................
hey, don’t the social security offices employ armed security guards in California ?
...
wouldn’t it be a hoot IF FAT FALKIE went off on a rant after being told to take a number and wait his turn...
behind people of different colors...
then begins waddling around (no FAT CHAIRS available, as they are being used by rather large NON caucasians)
he then begins waving his arms, cussing, turning blue and...
then DEMANDING a Caucasian American MAN with NO accent to speak to...
IMMEDIATELY !
(as he is “the guy from Pittsburgh”, a YouTube celebrity)
after being cautioned by the NON Caucasian FEMALE armed security guard to take a seat...
he again makes his DEMAND !

then the NON Caucasian FEMALE security guard (in fear of her life)...
SHOOTS FAT FALKIE...

well, it could happen ?
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