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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Today at 04:04:43 PM »

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: Today at 03:44:16 PM »

Politics / Re: Hillary Clinton
« on: Today at 03:40:36 PM »

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Today at 03:21:14 PM »

Random Topics / Re: The Sex Robots Are Coming!!!
« on: Today at 02:56:16 PM »
MD MD has one.  It looks more like a cored out watermelon, but it serves his purposes.

You're confused again. It's your mom who looks like that, Canadian snowflake faggot!  ;D

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Today at 02:29:44 AM »
Another lemming  dumbass who  clearly doesnít read anyoneís posts. Keep regurgitating leftwing orders.  Ok back under your rock. And Donít talk with your mouth full of flub. When youíre done blowing flub, talk to Spy, heís gonna help you with that avatar. Youíre welcome.

Also, he's just wrong about that. Even Time admits it:

Politics / Re: Pizzagate
« on: Yesterday at 08:21:32 PM »

Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: Yesterday at 02:50:39 PM »
Yes. I hope they get plenty of digs in about Trump. Jokes about that guy have definitely not become so homogenized and done to death that they lack any sort of punch. Maybe they can also tell me which lives matter. Probably not white guys, because they're dumb and evil!  ::)

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of gnooryblows
« on: Yesterday at 01:57:10 PM »
Did you get bored with your Swishypants persona? ???

Archive of Old Threads / Re: Thanksgiving
« on: Yesterday at 01:55:49 PM »
Here we go again. Anytime you have anything that gives thanks, shows gratitude, celebrates family, or is just harmless fun, you can bet the left is going to attack and try to destroy it. After all itís not fair that all those people are able to give thanks, show gratitude, spend time with family, and have some harmless fun, while the left wallows in their perpetual misery. It wouldnít be thanksgiving without some Mark Dice.

Iím thankful to have bellgab as a place to share interest in the the belliverse. Iím also thankful Iím not part of the ignorant leftwing lemming cult and thankful I get to push their buttons. Politically this has been one of the most enjoyable years of my life.

Also thankful to have a family in the White House who doesnít hate the United States.

Their masters want them to keep sowing division throughout the holidays. Hey, maybe they'll get lucky and there will be a few family murders. That should make them happy, right?  :D

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: Yesterday at 01:44:48 PM »
Indoor second hand smoke. 

Smokers smoke heavily in the attached garage.  There is a small outgoing heat register in the garage right by the interior door.  Unbelievably, it draws smoke into the ductwork.

I close it, but they re-open it.  Is there something I can spray in there to stop it from pulling air in?  It is supposed to blow out.

Is there something homemade and flame-proof that I can insert under the cover of the heat register (besides super gluing the knob!) to filter the vent? Balls of foil?  I could pile them in there, lol.  Maybe it would stop the back-draw.

I saw nasal filter plugs on Amazon.  Do they work?
I wish there were cheap, objective air pollution (not just CO) monitors available!  Because the smokers don't accept any of this.

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: Yesterday at 12:47:41 AM »

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: Yesterday at 12:34:28 AM »

I remember back in the day, the bellgab mixers were off the hook. Single gabbers has their pick. Would end up snuggling to the sounds of ďgood afternoon, good evening...Ē and noory would get the ball rollin to a steamy night of fun. Closing it out with a slow dance to some UFO Phil.

Then the national parks ate everyone.

I hate when that happens.  :D

Random Topics / Re: Is the mudking aka IamNotPickleRick! still alive
« on: November 22, 2017, 11:41:20 PM »
Iíve been looking for him too but havenít seen him yet. I hope themudking and MV can do a Spec Sheet soon!

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Why? So the guberment can spy on me while I'm playing a game too?  ;D

You should just do what Harriet does. All the cowhands want to marry her.  ;)

On her verandah,
What a line they hand her!
But she keeps those wolves away,
Shoutin', "Yippee-ki-oh-ki-ay!"

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: November 22, 2017, 10:16:53 PM »
How am I liberal? I make fun of both sides & have zero political affiliation to any parties.

Save it for your "audience." They're gullible enough to believe it.  ;D

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: November 22, 2017, 10:04:57 PM »
You're a bit testy today, elimination issues? Eat more fiber...

Yeah, a lack of funny/intelligent shit on Bellgab is making me cranky. You're not helping.  >:(

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: November 22, 2017, 09:40:39 PM »

Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: November 22, 2017, 09:19:42 PM »
Sorry, I'm immersed in "Forged in Fire: Bladesgiving."  And I thought "Swamp People: Swampsgiving" was as good as it could get.  ::)

That's great. Well, have fun at your lemon party, I guess.  ::)

Remember one thing as your brain slowly ceases to function, the light, walk into the light.

And you just remember that you're a huge faggot cuck. HUUUUUUGGGE!  :D

Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: November 22, 2017, 09:11:40 PM »
You didn't miss much.

So, you don't believe what's in the JFK files about him? You know something we don't? Spill it, McGyver!  >:(

Sweet jesus! Mother of Gawd! Time to suit up and check the batteries in the radiation counters. Check iodine pill supply should be (god forbid) be swept up in a radiation cloud.

The end is truly near just as I predicted it almost 50 years ago when 'safe' nuclear reactors started to come online.

My glorious naval career of course is still classified, it took me deep into the world's oceans for weeks and months at a time, onboard our boat, a nuclear reactor supplying all the electricity and power to our ballistic missile equipped Ohio class submarine performed faithfully without a single hiccup. Got some great stories but for now they must remain hush hush but I'm sure people have a clear concept the reason why.

So as the radiation clouds approach, slip into your lead suit and headgear, and head into the bunker for a long stay. (You do have a lead-lined bunker right?)

50,000 years should eventually be long enough to safely emerge assuming you've been heavily irradiated, (I'm thinking in the worst scenario terms of course) Depending on where you live prevailing winds could change your situation)


Yeah, I guess you're right. Nuclear radiation is hilarious.  :-\

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: November 22, 2017, 08:55:48 PM »
You're not getting a tax cut or a raise either.  Bwahahahahahhah.  Next, you'll lose your gubmint cheese.

Yawn...Guys, wake me up when it gets funny, interesting or relevant.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: November 22, 2017, 08:31:21 PM »
The stench of desperation eminates from you post.  In your heart you know that you're not getting a tax cut, a raise or a better job.  It must really suck to be you.  Third shift urinal cake changer at Denny's is about as far as you'll go.


Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: November 22, 2017, 08:30:46 PM »
It won't cost me $20,000.- to get my arm put in a cast .....
In the USA ..... you're faced with the decision of how you're going to spend your $20,000.-   hemorrhoids or arm in a cast.
And yes, we are saddled with a dim-witted doofus as you are too .... the difference is we revile our doofus, you on the other hand, embrace yours.

The world laughs at Trump ...
Trump laughs at his voters ...

No, you're confused. We're all just laughing at you.  ;D

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: November 22, 2017, 08:18:05 PM »
Exactly......  But no LNM this evening.  There is gonna be a show.

Great. Two liberals whining about Trump. I think I'll pass.  ::)

Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: November 22, 2017, 07:35:16 PM »

Technology / Re: FUNCTION RANDOM - All Things Technological On Your Mind
« on: November 22, 2017, 06:12:28 PM »

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