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Senda is a devout Jew, haven't you heard? He doesn't care.
That means that if anyone was going to send him a Christmas present, you can save your money. St. Judes is accepting donations. Make one in Senda's name.



Thanks to Gravity Sucks for this child's info:

I sent him a card with some Christmas stickers.

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And obviously he still hasn't realised how Chefist had got the number.

A lot of things escape Senda. Unfortunately not his cats.

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Before or after senda eats them?

Hahhaah.  I see that Ibby nailed it b4 I did.

Haha, yes. And I made upper right corner today!  :D

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Nah.  That would be gross.   However, just think how many Hormel Ribs it will hold?
Before or after they are eaten?

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Hi Ibby, ;D  Kathy was trying to jam her feet in the slippers with socks on.  She took them off (the socks) & then it was like jamming again & finally success.  When she was trying to put the shoe on with a sock, it was shades of O.J  & the gloves.  I pulled a Johnny Cochran & literally yelled at the screen  "If it does not fit, you must acquit" Lol
Oh! That's what I get for not watching her video.

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Jorch needs to get out more with his groupies on "speshial assignments."


George's toupe is about to fall off.

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hows your day?
We just hit 2900 pages my friend. 100 more pages to go.
Hi Damon.  :)

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Yes, while billions of people in the world either starve or work their asses off for 1$/hour, let's observe a pair of career welfare cheats boasting they got themselves a Light Up Bucket! Praise the American dream!


Senda's going to use that to crap in. It's his new toilet.

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How about focusing compassion on people who deserve it
Word

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Some good advice from Kathy ...

"Have some compassion"


Is that what she yells at Senda when he beats her? Asking for a friend.

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Perfect. There's the retarded look I was referring to.

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“The ratty one gets coal”

Slow Senda and Slow Kathy are the ones who deserve coal. I hope poor Patty wins the lottery and moves to Beverly Hills and never has anything to do with these two parasites again. I would love to see the retarded look on Senda's face if Patty got into some money and cut these two off.

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How very ungallant of George not to whip out his Swiss Army tooth and open The poor physically challenged Sweet Kathy’s package. No bueno George >:(
Where the hell do these two shits get the money to always go shopping? Maybe there needs to be cuts to SSI and other social programs. Their monthly gift from the American taxpayer is clearly too much money.

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/mario-batali-out-as-co-host-of-‘the-chew’-amid-sexual-harassment-allegations/ar-BBGArsz?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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The Prius was returned.





Look at those 2 mugs. These are the two who had to replace a mattress because of all the action it saw. Between them. Bumping uglies.  :o  The horror.

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Random Topics / Re: Winter Holiday Thread
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:41:31 AM »
Those suspiciously look like those Shrinky Dink things kids made in the oven back in the 70's. Not edible. But sort of cool.


Hopefully mine will be edible.  :D

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Random Topics / Re: Winter Holiday Thread
« on: December 08, 2017, 05:40:01 AM »
Ooooo wonder how you make the glass portion. Is it a portal?
The "glass" is melted Jolly Rancher candy.

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Random Topics / Re: Winter Holiday Thread
« on: December 07, 2017, 08:24:25 PM »
I hope to make these in the next couple of weeks.





https://www.evermine.com/blog/holiday-recipe-stained-glass-cookies/

STAINED GLASS COOKIES

Adapted from an Alton Brown recipe.
Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup unsalted butter, softened
• 1 cup sugar
• 1 egg, beaten
• 1 tablespoon milk
• 2 Teaspoons Almond Extract
• Additional Powdered sugar, for rolling out the dough
• Assorted Jolly Rancher Candies
What You Will Need:
• Baking sheet
• Hand mixer
• Parchment paper
• Cookie cutters*
*In choosing the shapes and sizes of the cookie cutters, consider how they might fit inside each other; however, there is no harm in hand cutting each cookie, if you like. For instance, I chose a snowflake shaped cutter to fit inside a large round cutter, and that worked well for my theme— but these cookies look special even without a theme-specific shape!
In a large bowl and using your hand mixer, combine the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Next, add the milk, egg, and almond extract, and mix thoroughly. In a separate bowl, mix your dry ingredients with a fork. The final step is to, in thirds, mix the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients bowl. After adding the final portion of dry ingredients, the dough became too tough for my hand mixer—so I dug right in! Knead the last portion by hand.
Allow the dough to chill for at least an hour before working with it, longer for more humid climates. Because the air contains a lot of moisture in Florida (even in winter), the butter in the dough melts at a faster pace, which will eventually cause the cookies to spread during baking.

(Continued at site)

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Has Fulkie ever completed a single miserable personal or monetary transaction which he did not manage to mutilate into a heaving quivering mass of blameful putrid goo or which the very forces of evil did not befall?

No

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Uh oh.  What does the Fat One have lodged in his throat?  Orangey?  Fluffy?  Bleeding Cooter goo?

Noory's pubes. He's trying to get back on Coast.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 06, 2017, 04:04:14 PM »
Who the fuck are you talking to?

He that must not be named.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: December 06, 2017, 04:03:47 PM »




Look at him feeling up that globe. Probably has his hands on Titicaca. Disgusting.

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That's serious bruising.  What does she say caused it?

She has very sensitive skin, you know. It bruises for no reason when Senda punches her.

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Random Topics / Re: UPDATE ON TRADEMARK!
« on: December 06, 2017, 03:45:06 PM »
HI Folks...I hope all are well.

Sorry, been busy over the holidays...thinking of doing a show this Sunday if you are all amiable...

I almost have the trademark in hand...any day now...then I'll make a decision on what to do with George...it won't be in his hands...I'll be the arbitrator of his destiny...and he knows that already...

Merry Christmas...

Yeah, baby, yeah!

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I can’t unsee those teeth!  Or should I say I can’t see those teeth that I should have unseen?  I’m in shock.
While you were busy looking at her teeth, you missed her beard. And yet she's still too attractive for Senda.

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Well if you watch the video [which I don't recommend - he's a real snotty, dick in it] the assertion is that there was $46 left in the account.
So he blew it on a pile of frozen pizza's................

Of course. God forbid he store that money for a future emergency. Senda doesn't have the common sense that God gave a gnat.

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No car today for falkie. He talked about getting money out of his mom's bank account too.

HOLD THE PHONE

You mean this fat fuck has always had access to his DEAD mother's bank account?! All this time that he's begged for money from the more gullible posters here? Or is he still getting his mother's pension? Because that would be illegal. Big time illegal. Jail time illegal.

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