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They actually give cats away for free at our local can contribute if you want, but not required. They are vaccinated and neutered.

Since you are offering to drive them to the shelter can you make a stop at the dollar store so they can pick up some Halloween decorations?

The creepy Hollywood elite have been trying to get it all dropped so he can return to the US. 

Harvey put an end to that, at least for now.

Must be more than synchronicity that the hurricane that dumped all that rain this year was Harvey.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 09:33:31 PM »
The hair and the hat are one piece and the flower squirts water.

Do the democrats have any minority elected officials that are not a cartoon mockery of a failed affirmative action program?

No.  There could be misunderstandings. 
"Nurse, scapula please.  I mean scalpel!"
"Put in a hole there, I mean molaR!"
"Step on the gas... I mean stop the laughing gas!"

Fun fact. Number one weapon of choice for suicides by dentists is nitrous oxide.

damn, now I am thinking I might have night terrors...
kidnapped by Falkie...
stuffed in a container of sorts...
taken to slow Kathy's on a long bus ride...
all the while being jostled about and shown to the passengers...
only to be yanked out of the "container"...
by Falkie and placed between those YUGE UTTERS of slow Kathy's...
breaking loose, I head to the linen closet, only sneaking out to use the toilet...
when, just as I am about to pinch a loaf...
slow Kathy pops in and yanks me off the toilet...


You put way too much thought and effort into that. Might want to take a break.

I like to imagine her in 1983 in a string bikini workin' it on the UFO nerds. :)

So its little girls and 41 year old women in bikinis for you. 


That would have been scary. He would have asked in school "Do teeth have a brain?" and been practicing "Whoops, pulled the wrong toofus."

Do mean babies have teeth?

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: Yesterday at 04:56:08 PM »
Technically, isn’t #MeToo literally “Pound Me Too”?

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 04:30:49 PM »
Holy shit!  They found the smoking gun on Trump and collusion with Russia!

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:20:20 PM »
You're fucking done you lying piece of shit. That is all that has happened here. END. OF. STORY.

Normally I can find some humor in Norry's mumbling bumbling "interviews" but the Mr.Lobo was so bad I couldn't even laugh. And Norry has had him on several times and still with the usual "how do you do what you do" and Norry wouldn't even talk about the subjects but kept bringing up movies from other genres.

The crazy thing is with every other subject Norry always references movies and tv, as if he has had no personal experiences in life except tv and movies. And yet he gets the details wrong about those movies he uses a reference points for everything in life! What a dolt.

ps: the TruthStream folks were likely too "controversial" for Norry. Could it be that PRN/iHateMedia,Inc didn't like the "Alex Jones" direction Norry steered C2C and is trying to tone it down?

He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: Yesterday at 01:24:08 PM »
Time for all those libtards that have been calling George W. Bush a moron for 17 years to reverse course and speak of his brilliance in 3, 2, 1...

Today I am planning on conducting the standard Explaining BG/Falkie Attempt Non Possibility Quotient to an intelligent woman. Will report my failed attempt later.

Do you have chalk, or are you using a whiteboard?

No, it is Little Hunan from these reviews:

They are still in business. In fact they delivered him some extra spicy Kung Pao Chicken a few months ago.

They knocked out a few all you can eat places.

Has he ever spoke of his father being a professional chef anyplace other than that yelp review?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Yesterday at 01:12:45 PM »
Rednecks and Asian women - is that really a thing?

GI! I love you!!! You take me BX???

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: Yesterday at 12:24:56 PM »
Snuck that one past the advisory council.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Dan Carlin's "Hardcore History"
« on: Yesterday at 12:00:39 AM »

Well, you might be on to something, Marine. In his latest video, George threatens to go up and "have a talk" with TinyOne....the cat that bit and hissed at Sweet Kathy...

How do you interpret, "Have a Talk"?

What in the hell is that shit crawling down the side of the slow cooker on the shelf behind him?

Random Topics / Re: George Senda taste test video
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:41:02 PM »
So he's doing a product tasting - packaged beef stew - but first he mixes in leftover tv dinner (Falkie has leftovers?), catsup, and mustard.

And soy and Worceshire sauces. A real chef, that one. 

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:38:04 PM »

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Whitley on Dreamland...
« on: October 18, 2017, 09:33:32 PM »
The last time Coast had him on recently, he did refer to her sentiments a lot.  On Dreamland, twice recently, he refered to communication with her a lot, and used the words our, us, etc... a lot.

Pretty sad actually.

I think he said he was 72. Must be tough. But he sounded pitiful.

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: October 18, 2017, 08:18:50 PM »
You're Fired!
"Siperstein, the first transgender member of the DNC, said, "I can’t speak for Tom (Perez), but you talk about diversity — I’m extremely diverse: Jewish, veteran, transgender, lesbian, grandparent, small-business owner." "

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: October 18, 2017, 07:39:59 PM »

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: October 18, 2017, 07:29:02 PM »
I think it will be something insect related. I'm losing track but I think we've already done arachnids, allergies, operations, weather 'events,' and technical problems. Could be rodent related? Hopefully not Lassa Fever....
Internet radio talk show hosts: the most dangerous job in the world.

Fall fell.

Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: October 18, 2017, 07:09:04 PM »
Inflation has been flat stateside for years. Unless you're talking about inflation back in your home country.

Or unless you happen to count things people actually have to buy like food, housing, health insurance or utilities.

Politics / Re: Islam is a cancer and should be eradicated from the earth.
« on: October 18, 2017, 06:01:15 PM »
Antifa also likes to hide their faces too.  Maybe there should be laws against all masked individuals who commit criminal acts.   Y'now, if you are assaulting people with rocks and are wearing a mask not only do you get the charge for assault but also another criminal charge for being in disguise.

Many communities instituted laws like that to try and control the KKK. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were still on the books and just not enforced.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: October 18, 2017, 02:48:14 PM »
Alright Hot-shot! Post the 214. I can run it.

  That one's mine!   looks like we might go to court over this unless you cease and desist, Sir!

OK. You get me the rights to the “Dead Mother” Amex card image and we will work out a deal.

If there's a tussle for the feed trough I'm afraid the cat might not make it. We have video evidence of Kathy's impressive speed if there is anything edible around.

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